Anthony was sitting at an outdoor table at a restaurant with Luan. He was trying to explain to her how she could improve her comedy. This made her mad, so she flipped the table on him then started beating him up.
Anthony: But that really happened.
Lincoln: Exactly! If you thought of them as sisters, you'd probably be nicer to them, but you'd still be mean to them sometimes because you're Anthony.
Anthony: But don't you think she'd wanna take my advice if she looked up to me as a big brother?
Lincoln: No.
Lincoln's phone started ringing.
Lincoln: Oh great, now my phone's ringing.
Because he couldn't answer it, Lincoln's phone went to voice mail.
Rita: Lincoln, we're waiting for you at the restaurant. What's taking you so long?
Lincoln: I'm being held hostage at Anthony's house!
Anthony: She can't…
Lincoln: Don't!
Rita: You better hurry, Lily looks like she might start crying, and you've got her blankie.
The voice mail ended.
Lincoln: Oh, Clyde had better get here soon!
Anthony: So, another thing that I think would be different is…uh….I've got nothing. Maybe if your life wasn't so dull, I would have more material to work with.
Lincoln: HEY! If I have to be trapped in here instead of at Burger King celebrating with my family like I should be, I would appreciate it if…
Anthony: Why are you acting like this is my fault? This wouldn't be happening if you hadn't come here.
Lincoln: It's your fault because you broke the door knob.
Anthony: But if that celebration is so important to you, why didn't you go to it in the first place?
Lincoln: Because…just…I…*sigh*
Lincoln sat down and put his hands on his eyes.
Anthony: …..You know what'll cheer you up? Think of something that happened in your life where something bad would've happened to me if I was there.
Lincoln: Well, something bad happening to you always does cheer me up. Let me think….Oh, I know. There was this one time I accidentally hit Lisa's experiment with my yo-yo and then Charles told me what he think would've happened if I didn't tell her it was me.
Anthony: What did he say?
Lincoln: That's not important. But it turned out he was wrong and Lisa was actually happy I broke it.
Anthony: She was?...How?
Lincoln: I have no clue. But anyway, here's how I think it would've went down if she WAS mad about it and I had blamed it on you.
Lincoln: I totally agree! I'm going to tell Lisa!
Lisa: Tell Lisa what? *gasp*
Lincoln: I was playing with my yo-yo, and….Anthony took it from me and held it above his head so I couldn't get it back. Then he threw it in here and it broke your stuff.
Lisa: Anthony…
Lincoln: What's your middle name?
Anthony: Edward.
Lisa: Anthony Edward Loud!
Anthony came in while playing his 3DS.
Anthony: Yes, what is it?
Lisa: You've completely DESTROYED MY LIFE'S WORK! I DESPISE YOU, AND YOU NO LONGER EXIST TO ME!
Anthony: …..Uhh…I'm sorry?
Lisa then blasted Anthony with a photon canon, turning him into a pile of ash.
Anthony: But, because this version of you doesn't hate me, he felt so guilty about what he had done that he jumped out the window and died.
Lincoln: Oh, come on! Why'd you have to ruin it?
Anthony: Hey, if one of us dies, the other's gotta die too. Fair is fair.
Lincoln: That makes no sense!
Clyde: Lincoln, come in.
Lincoln got out his walkie-talkie.
Lincoln: Clyde, are you almost here? Please tell me you're almost here!
Clyde: We ARE here.
Lincoln: Oh, thank goodness! This nightmare can finally end!
Anthony: Let me talk to him.
Lincoln: There is not a single thing I wouldn't rather do.
Anthony pushed Lincoln down and took his walkie-talkie.
Anthony: Oh look, I've got the walkie-talkie now. Hey Clyde, Lincoln told me that he like…
Lincoln attacked Anthony and they started fighting.
Clyde: Ok, we're coming in.
While Anthony was still fighting him, Lincoln grabbed the walkie-talkie.
Lincoln: WAIT! Anthony's sister doesn't wanna let me go. So be sneaky so she won't notice you.
Clyde: Can do.
Clyde opened the front door to the house and the first thing he saw was Lightning standing right there looking at him angrily.
Clyde: …Well, that could've gone better.
Lightning: Are you here to let Lincoln out?
Clyde: Uhh…no?
Lightning: …..Good. Ok, you can come inside.
Clyde and his dads came inside. They went over to Eureka's room and opened the door.
Lincoln: FREEDOM!
Lightning: You LIED to me!
Lightning let out her Pokémon Bob the Mudbray and Nebby the Solgaleo.
Clyde and his dads screamed in fear than ran outside and got back in the car.
Lightning: Why are they a-scared of me, Nebby, and Bob's song about why lying is wrong?
Lightning put Bob and Nebby back into their balls.
Anthony: They thought you were gonna attack them, Lightning.
Lightning: They did?
Lincoln: So long horrible house Bonnie somehow hasn't moved out of, and hello having it my way!
Lincoln ran for the front door.
Lightning: But Lincoln, you were supposed to stay in there until you and Antny were friends.
Lincoln: …..Look, I can see that you want me and Anthony to stop fighting so we can all be one big happy Loud-Staffenhagen family, but that's never gonna happen. Anthony's gonna continue to be a huge jerk, and the Loud family's gonna continue to hate him. That's the way it is, and nothing could ever possibly change that.
Lightning (getting sad): …..
Lincoln: …..Do you like Burger King?
Lightning: …..Yeah.
Lincoln: Why don't you come with us, then?
Lightning: YAY!
Lincoln and Lightning got in the car.
Anthony: Hey, Lincoln.
Lincoln: *groan* What now?!
Anthony was gonna tell him that he forgot the dry cleaning and his phone, but now he changed his mind.
Anthony: ...Can you drop me off at Reflection Cave?
Lincoln: If you promise not to talk.