Puppycorn: …and then the big cold bird that was carrying me dropped me down the chimney, and then I came in here.
Lola: Lana, what are you talking about?
Puppycorn: I'm tellin' this guy about how I got here.
Hops: Froakie.
Lola: Uhh…why did you call him "this guy" instead of his…you know what, he's your Pokémon, you do whatever you want with him. But were you really dropped down the chimney?
Puppycorn: Yeah. I didn't think I would fit in it, but I…
Lola: Hold that thought. *sniff* *sniff* Ooh! What is that horrible smell?! And is it…*sniff* is it coming FROM MY BED?!
Lola went over to her bed and sniffed one more time.
Lola: WHY IS THERE POOP IN MY BED?!
Puppycorn: Because that's where I pooped.
Lola: WHY?!
Puppycorn: I'm a dog.
Lola: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Lana came into the room and made a "That's not something you see everyday" face.
Lola: YOU ARE GOING TO CLEAN MY BED THIS INSTANT!
Puppycorn: No thanks.
Lola: DO IT RIGHT NOW OR YOU ARE NO LONGER MY SISTER!
Puppycorn: Uhh….what are you talking about? You're not my sister. I don't even know who you are.
Lola: …You seriously think I'm gonna believe you when you say that load of bologna?! I'm not Leni!
Lana closed the door and left because what she was seeing was too weird.
Lola: Hey! Don't just leave! We are having a VERY IMPORTANT CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW!
Lola opened the door and left the room. But she had a hard time doing so because she still can't see. Puppycorn followed her.
Puppycorn: I'm a dog.
Lola: Stop saying that, Lana! It's not a word!
Puppycorn: Stop calling me "Lana" then. My name's Puppycorn.
Lana pulled Lori out of her room.
Lana: I'm tellin' you, Lola was talking to some weird blue thing. And I know it wasn't a Pokémon, because if it was, I would recognize it. Look, there it is!
Lori was shocked by the sight of Puppycorn.
Lola: What did you have for breakfast this morning? You're acting really weird.
Outside The Loud House
Richard: Maybe he's in there.
Unikitty: Why in a million billion trillion gazillion mega-kabillion and one years would Puppycorn go in that house?
Dr. Fox: Yeah. It looks really…BORING!
Hawkodile: It couldn't hurt to look.
Unikitty: What makes you so sure? As far as we know, it could VERY MUCH hurt to look.
Unikitty then noticed Puppycorn through the window.
Puppycorn: Hi, sis!
Unikitty then saw Puppycorn get tackled by the Louds. This made her sad.
Dr. Fox: Oh, so NOW people react.
Unikitty: Puppycorn, no!
Hawkodile: Don't worry, princess. I'll show…
Unikitty turned angry.
Unikitty: NOBODY BEATS UP MY LITTLE BRO!
Unikitty went into the house really fast. In fact, she was so fast that she hit her face on a wall and fell to the ground.
Lana: Look! Another one!
Richard, Hawkodile, and Dr. Fox came in. They noticed Puppycorn was in a cage.
Puppycorn: Hi guys!
Lisa: 3 more!
A fight scene ensued. During the fight, Leni's phone rang and she went up to her room. The fight ended with the Unikitty characters all getting put in cages.
Lisa: So, what should we do with these…umm…these…
Dr. Fox: Scientific nightmares?
Lisa: …..Sure. Let's go with that.
Leni came back down, now wearing her Team Magma uniform.
Leni: How did they all get in cages?
Lynn: …Uhh…we put them in cages.
Leni: Oh. Ok. That was really fast.
Leni walked over to the front door.
Rita: Where do you think you're going, young lady?
Lynn: We've still got a lot to talk about!
Leni: You wanna tell my boss that?
Rita: You still haven't told us what the job you got is.
Leni: Only because I still don't know what it is.
Leni walked to the door more.
Lola: So do we know what to do with these…..whatever they are, or what?
Leni: Ooh! I've got an idea.
Leni left the house, taking the cages with the Unikitty characters in them with her. Hawkodile tried to break the cage he was in, but he couldn't.
Hawkodile: Why can't I break out of this thing? What are these cages made of?
Leni: I don't know. Maybe aluminum.
Puppycorn: What are you gonna do with us?
Leni: I'm gonna give you to my boss.
The Unikitty characters did not like the sound of that.
Leni: I just gotta make a quick stop at my friend Anthony's house first.
Unikitty started to cry.
Unikitty: This is the worst Funny Commercials Day ever! If only someone who knows who we are was here.