Smelly Cheeses (it's a Chuck E. Cheese's parody)

Lincoln was sitting at a table with Lily.

Lincoln: Come on Lily, just let me show you. Trust me, it's awesome.

Lily: Nope!

Anthony came in and walked by Lincoln's table.

Anthony: Finally! Now I'm making some progress.

Lincoln: *groan* So how are you gonna annoy me today?

Anthony: I'm not. Unless you think asking you if you've seen someone is annoying.

Lincoln: I don't. But you'll probably find a way to change that.

Anthony: I just wanna know if you know where LJ is.

Lincoln: Stop calling her that! Her name is Lynn. You know, for someone who can't stand being called Tony, you sure like giving people nicknames.

Anthony: Okay, fine! I'll call her Lynn. Just tell me where she is.

Lincoln: Why? So you can yell at her about something really stupid?

Anthony: You wanna talk about stupid? Just look at what you're doing.

Lincoln: …..Showing Lily my collection?

Anthon: No. You're trying to make her like it. I mean, coin collecting is awesome, but don't force it on her. Let her like what she wants.

Lincoln: Says the guy who made me watch that really stupid Cartoon Network show about that weird pink thing. Speaking of which, I'm still mad you gave Lily that Teen Titans Go! DVD.

Anthony: You're mad I gave her something awesome? Ok.

Lincoln: And another thing! What is with this weird shirt you gave Lily? It says "Pokémon" on it and then there's a Y? That's the most random thing I've ever seen. Is it supposed to mean something?

Anthony: Oh, it means something. But I can't tell you what.

Lincoln: Can you at least tell me why there's a trademark symbol on it?

Anthony: Nuh-uh!

Lincoln: WHY DO YOU NEVER EXPLAIN ANYTHING?!

Lily looked at her big brother.

Anthony: I TOLD YOU! IF YOU FOUND OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS UNIVERSE, IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO COMPREHEND!

Lily looked at her big half-brother.

Lincoln: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN…?!

Lily didn't like seeing them fight, so she started crying.

Lincoln: Great. Now look what you did!

Anthony: Well, this never would've happened if you just told me where Lynn was.

Lincoln: Fine. She's over there in the arcade.

Anthony: She is? But she hates video games.

Lincoln: That's what I said. But she told me she wanted to come here.

Anthony: Huh. Weird.

Lincoln: Wait. Before you go, can you tell me if you know how Lily got a painting of a basketball player marrying a couch in space?

Anthony: ….It's not in space, it's on Jupiter.

Anthony walked away.

Lincoln: What a surprise, he didn't answer me.

Lincoln needed to get Lily to stop crying, and he thought showing her his coin collection would work.

Lincoln: Lily, look. This is a coin from Johto. It's got a Togepi on it.

While continuing to cry, Lily knocked Lincoln's coin collection out of his hand, causing the coins to fall on him.

Suddenly, James from Team Rocket came to their table.

James: You know kid, there's a much better collectible than coins.

Lincoln: What?

James broke out his collection.

James: Bottle caps!

Lily looked at James's collection and stopped crying. She tried to touch it, but James DENIED her the chance.

James: You're crazy if you think I'm going to let you touch my babies.

Jessie: James, what are you doing?

Meowth: If we have to wait for the pizza, so do you.

James: Coming.

James went over to where Jessie and Meowth were standing.

Anthony went over to the games and saw Lynn Jr. hitting Varmel Vs. Capcom 2 with a baseball bat.

Anthony: *gasp* Of all the games in here to destroy, you choose the one I hate? That's awesome!

Lynn: Uhh…you do realize this is far from the only one I've destroyed?

A bunch of games Anthony likes were destroyed.

Anthony: …..Let's focus on the positives here.

Lynn continued to hit VVC2 with the bat.

Anthony: So…despite the fact people are barely talking about it, the Super Bowl's today. Are you hyped?!

Lynn: Why would I care about the Super Bowl?

Anthony: …..Because you're the sports person.

Lynn: Exactly.

Anthony: …..Oh, I see. You're sick of seeing Tom Brady in it.

Lynn: No. I like PLAYING sports, not watching them. So unless Detroit's playing in it, which we all know they never will, I don't care about the Super Bowl.

Anthony: Well I do. And I thought this could be something we could…

Lynn: Oh, so you're one of THOSE people!

Anthony: What people?

Lynn: You think sports are lame and boring, but as soon as the Super Bowl starts, you pretend to be a huge fan.

Anthony: That is so not true! I don't pretend to be a fan. I fully acknowledge that the Super Bowl is all I care about and every other sporting event is completely pointless in my eyes.

Lynn: …..Get out of my sight. You disgust me.

Anthony walked away angrily.

Lynn: Tell your mom I said "hi."

Anthony: Yeah, I'm TOTALLY gonna do that.

Lynn went over to a pinball machine and started destroying it with her bat.

Anthony: Oh come on, pinball's not even a video game!

Anthony walked past Lincoln and Lily's table.

Anthony: Hey, Lily! Later, I'm gonna watch football, not to be confused with fútbol, otherwise known as kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt. Oh, also Shrimps and Prime Rib!

Lily: Imps and Pime Bib!

Lincoln: Uhh…what?

Anthony: Ha ha! You don't know what we're referencing! Because of that, the I the am the filled the with the feelings the of the happiness the!

Lincoln thought that was so weird, he couldn't even say anything. Anthony went over to Team Rocket.

Jessie: Come on! What is taking you so long to make our pizza?!

Employee: You never ordered a pizza.

James: That's because we were gonna steal someone else's.

Meowth: But that's no excuse for you taking so long to make it.

Anthony: If you guys want pizza, you can come over to my house and watch the Super Bowl with me.

Jessie: Will there be pizza?

Anthony: There will now.

Anthony and Team Rocket left Smelly Cheese's.

Meowth: So who's that girl who was breaking the video games?

Anthony: My mom's ex-boyfriend's daughter. Not my half-sister, my mom's ex-boyfriend's daughter. I just wanna make that clear.

James: Is she always doing criminal acts like destroying other people's property?

Anthony: I don't know. She likes to play sports, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal.

Meowth: Sports, you say? In that case, we could use her on our basketball team.

Anthony: You guys have a basketball team?

Jessie, James, & Meowth: You bet!

Jessie: Well, we have most of a basketball team. We still need two more players.

Anthony: Well maybe you'll find those last two players in the near future.

Anthony then looked forward and winked.

James: …..Why did you just…?

Anthony: Can you guys wait here for a second? I gotta go ask my sis…I mean mom's ex-boyfriend's daughter a question.

Jessie: Is it important?

Anthony: Oh, it's important, a lot more important than anything else happening today.

Anthony went back into Smelly Cheese's and over to Lynn, who was now with Lincoln and Lily.

Anthony: Ok, I've gotta ask you something.

Lynn: Leave me alone. I don't have time to deal with your bologna right now. I just got fined for 3,584,090 Poké Dollars for breaking those video games.

Anthony: Geez, it's almost as if you shouldn't have broken them. Anyway, all I wanna know is what your opinion on sports video games is. Do you hate them more or less than games that aren't about sports?

Lynn: They're for losers too pathetic to play real sports. So I'm assuming you play them.

Anthony: I sure do…..sometimes. In fact, I happen to have one right here.

Anthony reached into his back pocket and pulled out his copy of Madden '08 for GameCube.

Anthony: Look at it. It's a GameCube game. And some guy who plays for the Titans is on the cover. Look at it! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!

Lynn: That's Vince Young and he hasn't been on the Titans since 2010.

Lincoln: And why did you bring that, weirdo?

Anthony: I was hoping she would play it with me, but she said it's for losers, so instead, I'm gonna hold it up really close to her face to upset her.

Anthony did just that.

Anthony: I've also got one called "Backyard Football," that has NFL players as kids, and also a bunch of made-up players. I'm assuming your opinion on that is that…

Lynn got VERY ANGRY! Lincoln and Lily got worried. Lynn lifted her bat in the air and tried to hit Anthony's game with it, but she hit his hand instead. Lily didn't like that, but it made Lincoln happy.

Anthony: …..PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!