How Taking Down Legacy Failed

I was walking with Ted down the corridor looking for Cody. He was trying to entertain me with his singing. He had offered to come with me in case I ran into John.

"I'm having nightmares from sleeping with the enemy! How do we reverse the chemistry?" Ted sang at the top of his lungs. The crew member in front turned around and gave him the oddest look. Ted's eyes widened.

Ted turned around. "Who the hell was singing? What a weirdo" I think Ted had just made my day.

"Hey guys" Cody said coming towards us.

"Cody! We found you!" I said hugging him. I then noticed a scratch on his arm. "Where did you get that?"

"Ashley has brought a kitten, I hate cats and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me, I of course am not going to say a thing as I happen to be in love with my girlfriend, but she has no clue how much I hate the thing" Cody told us.

"How could you hate cats?" Ted argued.

"They are evil" Cody replied.

"I think it's sweet what your doing Codykins!" I told him patting his back.

"Well she is better then my ex-girlfriend"

"Oh she was a bitch!" Ted spoke up.

"What happened?" I asked him.

"Well, I was seeing this girl on and off for three years, she decided to break up with me over a text message, I replied and told her that I was at least worth a phone call, she replied 'Well, I'm sorry, I disagree" I bit my lip to hold in a laugh.

"Let it out baby" Ted told me and that's exactly what I did. Cody glared at me.

"Bitch" He mumbled.

"At least she didn't cheat on you like my ex did!" I told Cody.

"Ah yeah, John"

"No, I meant Ted" I replied, we both looked at Ted.

"Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch" Ted mumbled looking at me, I gasped.

"You are the worst boyfriend ever!" I jokily shouted at him. "Do you know what he did to me Cody?"

"What did he do?"

"Well, we were watching free Willy and it was the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug, I asked Ted 'How do you even hug a whale?' He rolled over and gave me a hug and said 'Like this" I told Cody glaring at Ted. Ted just grinned.

"Fuck you Ted, me and Hoffman are going to take you down!" I told him. He raised his brow.

"Oh yeah? Hoffman from Saw?" I nodded. "Well me and Jig are going to take you down" Ted replied. "Hoffman will never love you, just to make that clear"

"Oh really?" I asked him, he smirked. "Well guess what?" He stayed quiet. "Jig just called, your next to take the test" Ted shook his head. I grabbed my phone. "Oh what's that Jig?" I put the phone away. "He wants to make it inescapable too, have fun" I smirked at him.

"Err FYI jig would never do that to me! I appreciate life, unlike you Mickie James, you are next on his list and I'm thinking the err twist trap thing?" He emphasised the FYI bit.

"That's what Jig wants you to believe and I took my test and FYI" I said mocking him. "I passed, you are a failure and therefore you are going to fail, good luck anyway though" I love my random fights with Ted! Cody stood there acting like the referee.

"Any comments to this Ted?" Cody said to him, pretending like he had a microphone in his hand.

"Thanks, although, I won't need it, I already know what is it, reverse bear trap and the key is inside you Mickie, your right, I'm going to have lots of fun" Ted smiled evilly at me.

"Yes, it is inside me, inside my shoe, which I shipped to the UK a few hours ago, enjoy the trip" I told him giving him a 'I win' smile.

"It's inside your brain, if you feel something on your head tonight, don't worry, it will be painless" Ted said patting my head. "Not" He muttered to himself before going into an evil laugh.

"Oh ok, don't worry about the electrocuting door that you have to touch to get into my room, it will be painless" I told him patting his head. "Hell no" I muttered to myself before mocking Ted's evil laugh.

"It will be ok, I can just cut through it with my knife, its all cool"·

"Is it Ted? Is it really?" I questioned, he nodded. "There is nothing cool about ruining electric equipment" I said to him sternly. "Monster."

"Mickie" Cody stated nudging my elbow. I looked at him.

"Do you think Ted is secretly a ninja?" He asked me. I eyed Ted suspiciously.

"No chance" I replied.

"If you don't know then I must be doing a good job" Ted grinned.

"He has a point" Cody said to me.

"Jerks" I mumbled before walking away, I turned around though to poke my tongue out at both of them to let them know that I was joking. I was going to sit down and watch Raw. "Join me later guys!" I called out to them, they both nodded.

I sat down and watched as Raw started. First up was Sheamus versus Randy. I can't believe what happened earlier between us. Do I regret it? I don't know because I think if I had to do it all over again, I would. I know he didn't want anything further to happen, he just wanted one thing.

I watched as the match started. It feels like me and Randy were never friends, its hard to believe what we once were. Cody and Ted started to make their way down the ramp, why were they there? Randy didn't need any help and by the look of Randy's face, he was shocked to see them there too. For some reason, I couldn't make up if they were there to help or not after what happened last week.

Randy is distracted by the arrival of legacy which Sheamus uses to his advantage, he gains the upper hand. Randy manages to push Sheamus out of the ring and then distracts the referee so that that Ted and Cody could help him. Ted started to attack Sheamus, but he countered, then it was Cody's turn, however the referee turns around just in time to see Cody hurt Sheamus and rings the bell.

Oh no, Randy does not look happy. Cody has got him disqualified again! It's like the Royal Rumble all over again! Ted gets into the ring first, he starts yelling stuff at Randy, I'm not sure for certain, but I think he is blaming Cody?

Cody climbs into the ring and tries to justify his actions. Cody and Ted start to argue. I hate it when they do that, the next thing I knew Randy had RKO'd Cody. For a moment I thought Randy was going to do the same thing to Ted, but Sheamus climbed in the ring before he could. He kicked Ted in the head, Randy uses this to his advantage, when Sheamus turned round he connected a RKO. I ran to wait for Cody and Ted.

I decided to wait to go see Cody and Ted just incase they are in a bad mood. I decided to go wish Brett good luck as he is leaving. I ran to go see and caught him before he left.

"It's been good having you around" I told him smiling. "You will be missed"

"Going to miss you too" He replied smiling, he pulled me into a hug.

"Hey Brett" I heard a familiar voice from behind. I turned round to see John there. I rolled my eyes. He was speaking to Brett, but his eyes were on me. He was telling Brett the exact thing I had told him, I didn't move, I should of just left them to it, but for some reason I felt like I needed to stand my ground. Brett waved us goodbye and made his way to his limo. It was then that John turned to me.

"Can we talk?" He asked.

"What is there to talk about John? We've done all the talking" I replied, what could he say that would make me change my mind?

"It was a mistake"

"No the mistake was trusting you" I snapped at him. "Do you honestly think…" I was cut off my a crash. Mine and John's head both snapped towards where Brett was. A car had crashed into his limo. We ran towards him.

"MOVE THE CAR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Is all I can hear. John is yelling at the woman who's car went into Brett.

"That's not going to solve things John" I hissed.

"Somebody get some help" John yelled out, he bent down next to me and pushed the car away. An ambulance came and took him away, I just stood there watching. It all went so fast.

"I better get going" I told John, he nodded. I went to walk away, but he grabbed my wrist.

"You know, we should be the ones going on Jerry Springer" He chuckled. I shook my head and walked away. I thought now Ted and Cody would be ok. I walked in to find only Ted there; he had popcorn ready for us to watch the rest of RAW.

"Where's Cody?" I asked him.

"In a sulk somewhere with Ashley" He replied, holding his head. I went and sat next to him. The Jerry Springer Raw version had just started.

"I used to sit and watch this with my parents when I was a teenager! I was a strange kid!" I told Ted.

"I've always thought I had a pretty average childhood. As I was telling my dad this he started to chuckle. Why you ask? Turns out that when I was little I went around telling people my life's ambition was to become a chair. My dad was baffled. Way to go little me!" Ted replied.

"You always have to steal my thunder!" I mumbled. He grinned and slung his arm around me. We looked back to the screen to see that Chris Masters has just come down claiming to of slept with Kelly.

"OH no she didn't! That bitch! He is hot!"

"What the hell are you doing in here Piggy?" I heard, I turned around to see Randy sneering at me. You would never have thought three hours ago we had sex.

"Watching TV, what does it look like dumbass" I replied spitefully.

"Your wasting your time with Masters, even he has standards" Randy retorted.

"Whilst you two argue I'm going to the bathroom" Ted announced before getting up. I stood up and walked over to Randy.

"Why do you even care?" I snapped at him. He looked to where Ted had just exited into the bathroom and stepped closer to me. "It's not like you.." I stopped as I heard my own voice. I sounded so weak and vulnerable.

"Do you want me to back off?" He responded. He took another step towards me. I didn't reply. I took a step back until I was against the wall, he took one more step forwards. We were inches apart. I heard the toilet flush, I pushed away from the wall to get back in the couch in time before Ted saw anything. My body pressed hard into Randy, I smirked when I saw the shock in his eyes. I wiggled my hips and pushed him away before sitting back where Ted had left me.

"I'm back!" Ted sang and sat next to me. I looked over at Randy, he was starring at me in shock before leaving the room.

"What's with him?" Ted asked.

"I have no idea" I smirked. Who's the mouse now ay Orton! Mickie 1 Randy 0! Score!

Randy's P.O.V

I slammed the door on the locker room. "Fucking tease" I cursed under my breath.

Mickie's P.O.V

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" Ted chanted along with the crowd. Eve ran down to the ring saying that Chris had cheated on her. I gasped.

"He cheated on me too!" I exclaimed.

"I hate to inform you of this, but you weren't going out baby"

"In my dreams we were" I sighed. Cody walked in the room and sat next to me. We didn't say a word. We all just watched the screen. The Great Karli came down, Eve tells Chris he was the one she was cheating on him with. Ted gasped.

"He's been cheating on me!" He declared.

"I think you should go down to the ring!" I told Ted. He just grinned. "You see! What I love about you guys is that you will never sleep with my boyfriend!"

"Well" Ted said guiltily. I eyed him suspiciously. "Last summer, me and Cody.."

"Don't involve me in your gay jokes" Cody told him.

"Now I know how Miley Cyrus must have felt when she was turned down the first time for the role of Hannah Montana" Ted sulked. Me and Cody looked at him strangely, which he picked up on. "How I know that is irrelevant" I laughed and pushed him. It was then revealed that Hornswoggle was the father of Kelly's baby.

"I hate Hornswoggle" Ted growled.

"How could you hate him?" I asked.

"He called me names! I should take him to little people's court"

"They would throw popcorn at you" I then grabbed a handful of popcorn and threw some at him.

"Look! The whole thing was a joke!" Cody pointed out.

"Thank god! She didn't sleep with my man!" I sighed with relief.

"I'm hotter" Ted mumbled. I just pinched his cheeks.

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