How Taking Down Legacy Failed
"I told you it was all err a joke" Cody said rubbing the back of his head. I gave him a look of disbelief.
"Hello baby! I have a arrived!" Ted called out walking into the room; he stopped when he saw Cody. "Cody" He said coldly.
"Werewolf lover" Cody hissed back at him.
"Joke ay" I said leaning back.
"Yeah just a joke" Cody shot at me and walked over to Ted. "Hey man" He gave him an uncomfortable man hug, he leaned back. "OW he pinched my thumb!" Cody moaned at me pointing at a grinning Ted. "You're going to get it Dibiase in 2012" He hissed.
"Why are people scared of 2012? I'm not scared! In fact, on December 21st 2012, I will go out side naked and say BRING IT On!" Ted told us proudly. I starred at him.
"That's why I'm scared of 2012" I said to him, he just glared. Cody laughed at him; he switched his glare to him.
"I don't appreciate that baby" Ted said to me, he pulled on my waist to sit next to him. Cody tugged on my arm to move towards him.
"Fellas! There is enough of Mickie to go around" I joked, I was ignored.
"Before you sit with him, I think there is something you need to know about Ted" Cody said to me, I gestured for him to come closer. Ted looked at us suspiciously. "Well" Cody whispered into my ear. "We went into a pharmacy shop as Ted wanted to buy some protection" I looked over at Ted. "He walked up to the counter, holding a box of condoms and asked where the fitting rooms were" I backed away and looked at Ted oddly.
"Was he joking?" I asked worryingly.
"To this day, I still don't know" Cody replied, we both just starred at Ted.
"Tell me!" He said getting up moving towards me, I backed away. "I'll be your best friend" He grinned.
"OH grow up Ted" Cody said rolling his eyes.
"Get out of my fort" Ted yelled at Cody, I laughed at his irony.
"Fine, I was going to go find Randy anyway, someone who doesn't appreciate werewolves'" And with that Cody left. Ted started mumbling after him, distraction time!
"That is a cute shirt Ted" I told him. His face brightened up. "It's like something Hannah Montana would wear" He looked at me extremely offended; he then looked down at his shirt before removing it and chucking it on the floor. "No don't do that, you could get a lot of Hannah Montana lovers with that shirt" I think with an insult like that, he won't be as mad with Cody anymore.
"Ruined my day" He mumbled.
"I was just kidding Theodore; you can get the ladies, any in the picture as off now?" I don't think he had tried to be in another relationship after Melina.
"Nah, I have come to a conclusion, women are like underwear"
"Explain your theory here"
"Women are like underwear, they should be changed every three days"
"That is so…wait, every three?" I looked at him in shock, he just grinned. I shuffled away from him. "Dirty, dirty boy"
"Baby, I want a sandwich" Ted sighed.
"You can go get it from the canteen" I pointed out, he looked at me for a minute before he started having a laughing fit, I raised my brow and looked around to see what was so funny. He was holding his stomach and wiping a tear from his eye, he then looked me.
"Oh you were serious…" He smirked. I threw a pillow at him.
"Sexist ass"
We looked to the screen to see Bastita in the ring; he was doing some sort of deal with John about Wrestlemania.
"He is such a bastard now days" I pointed out to Ted.
"Wasn't he always?"
"No, he used to be really cool" I said, Ted scoffed. "He was! One day I ran into him in a supermarket and in his cart he had latex gloves, trash bags, a butcher knife, gasoline and matches, I asked him what exactly he planned to do with those things and he replied 'freak out cashiers"
"That is quite funny" Ted said laughing.
"It was, it was! Oh Ted, it was so embarrassing, I accidentally called a guy here mom!"
"OH man! That is bad! Was it Dave?"
"Yeah I know! And no, but I mean, not only was the person male…but it was Cody… It was awkward"
"Ah that is bad, your mother is a vampire lover" I smacked him.
"When are you guys going to knock off this New Moon fight obsession?" I asked him.
"When he admits defeat" Ted replied bitterly.
"Cody is cool! There is no need to put the friendship on the line!"
"He is not cool" Ted sulked.
"Yes he is, he showed me this website of ways to annoy Voldemort" I told him.
"Not Voldy!" He gasped. "I bet they aren't that funny!" He argued.
"Yeah they were, look" I grabbed Cody's laptop and googled the website. I pointed out my favourites to Ted.
Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar
Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live
If you ever need to say 'Like taking Candy from a baby' Be sure to add 'Of course SOME of us might find that harder than others' Stare pointedly at him
Keep a good-behaviour chart' Award points & give out gold stars.
Magic-marker Potter style glasses on him while he sleeps.
Tell people 'he's really just a big softie'
Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
Sign him up for yoga class. Insist it is to 'Cleanse his soul'
If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo
Throw him a Carebears-themed birthday party. Bake him a scar shaped cake.
Tell him you know this great therapist in London…
As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, or 'stupid'
"Ok! I admit they were pretty funny!" Ted said laughing. "Do you think they would work on Randy?"
"It's possible" I replied putting the laptop away. We looked at the screen to see Randy with Cody.
"I will be right back" Ted said looking at the screen before leaving. Ah boy.
I looked back at the screen. "Look, I'm not here to tell you I told you so, but I knew Ted would betray you last night" What was Cody trying to do? Was he with Ted on this one, or Cody? I had a bad feeling about tonight.
"Cody, I know what you're trying to do, it's ok, if anyone is at fault last night, its me" I starred at the screen surprised. Randy was actually blaming himself? That's something I thought I would never see. "I've taught you and Ted ay to well" He then started to admit to bullying Cody and Ted, saying that he wanted Legacy to stay together. He is probably scared that now they are starting to develop their own minds and opinions. Especially Ted, I have seen a different side to him, one where he can actually stand up to Randy. Randy continued to tell Cody he was sorry, he then walked away leaving Cody confused. I wondered where Ted was until the screen showed him standing next to Cody.
"How did that go?" Ted asked Cody.
"Well, almost too well" Cody replied confused. Looks like they are no longer arguing about New moon! What does he mean how did it go?
"We sticking to the plan?" Ted asked Cody. Are Cody and Ted planning something? But they would have told me, wouldn't they? Well, I guess they know I still am into Randy, but they don't know about the stuff that's been happening between me and him lately, do they?
I guess we shall see, as the match is next. I watched as Kofi, Evan and Yoshi I think his name was walked down to the ramp. Next Legacy came down together as if nothing was wrong and nothing had happened. I sat on the edge of my seat and I felt worried?
I mean, I know Cody and Ted should finally stick up to Randy, but did I want them to 'betray' him? No. What would happen if this does go down, would me and Randy ever talk again? Before he kind of had to because of Cody and Ted, but now it's like everything is changing. I snapped out of my daze, it seemed like everything was going ok and that no betraying would happen, but I said that too soon.
Randy turned to Cody who was offering his hand out for the tag, Randy looked at him and did the move he did on me at Bragging Rights I think it was. The DDT. Ted is shocked and confused. I thought it was suppose to be the other way round. I wasn't going to stay here, I wanted to see Cody and Ted straight after. I went to the gorilla position. I saw Randy and Ted arguing. To me, it was obvious what was about to happen. The RKO, he should have caught on. Randy started heading my way up the ramp. You know what; I'm going to say something.
"Is that another trick Sam taught you?" I scoffed as he walked past; he stopped and turned to me. A nasty snarl played on his lips; he took a step towards me.
"You weren't complaining about the other tricks she taught me when you were in my bed" He hissed. I took a step towards him to show I wasn't afraid of him.
"Technically, it wasn't in your bed" He raised his brow. "It was in the locker room" I replied.
"Same difference" He wiped the sweat off his forehead.
"No, it really isn't"
"So what now Mickie? Your going to yell at me for what just happened out there, go on then babe, take your best shot" He crossed his arms and mocked me.
"No, I'm not because you know what, you did them a favour" His head titled to the side. "They don't need you, they never have done and you've shown them that"
"I made them what they are now" Randy pointed out, I shook my head.
"They would have made it with or without you" I told him, he shook his head and looked away. "What?"
"This isn't even about them is it?" I looked at him confused. "You're just upset that now legacy are no more, you won't see me" I scoffed.
"One, with or without you, Legacy will continue, you were never really in it anyway" I told him. "And two, I don't exactly think of that as a bad thing, don't flatter yourself, if you remember I put an end to it the other day" Randy looked around for a moment, before grabbing my wrist. "What are you doing?" I snapped at him, he pulled me into an empty locker room.
"I bet you couldn't do it again" He told me. I looked at him like he was a complete idiot. I slid down the wall, sat down and crossed my arms over my chest as to show I wasn't going to do anything. He went down on his knees, his fingers twirled the tips of my hair, his hand slid further down to my knee and his ran his hand up my thigh. I bit my lip. The feeling of being entrapped with his body, I'm not going to lie, I wanted him, I knew it, he knew it. He then stood up. "You didn't push me away" He pointed out smirking.
"I didn't participate either" I mumbled back at him. I stood up and turned away from him. Part of me was giving in saying just do it, you have nothing to loose, but I have everything to loose, if I keep going back to him, I'm never going to quit, I'm never going to move on. It was so hard to say no once, am I strong enough to say it again. "You can't either" I turned to him.
"What?"
"You can't say no either" I told him, mocking his smirk. "Although you keep saying you can't do this, you have Sam, you always come back to me" He starred at me intensely.
"You should go" He looked down. "Cody and Ted are probably wondering where you are"
"You know I'm right" I told him. "And that's what scares you"
"Not half as much as it scares you" He shot back, I gave him the once over and opened the door slightly to get out, Randy put his hand over mine and closed the door. I looked at him. "You know I'm right" He said taunting me, he winked and re-opened the door. I checked everything was clear and left to go find Cody and Ted. I walked into the locker room; Ted was holding his neck in pain.
I sat next to him and put on a happy smile. He looked up at me, frowning. "I know what will cheer you up! The bull riding!"
"I don't want to watch bull riding" He mumbled.
"The divas are doing it"
"I don't care"
"One of their tops may fly off" I told him, he sat up.
"Oh, we wouldn't want to miss that, I mean if he happens we would be the only ones not talking about it, we can't have that" He said turning the TV on. I grinned.
"Yeah yeah"
The divas took their turn in riding the bull, it was really slow. During it, the Big Show and the miz came down and started insulting the divas. The guest host then challenged Big Show to go on the bull. He went up to the divas. He wanted one of them to hold his title, none of them would.
"You're all just rude" Big Show said to them.
"I would have held his title!" I told Ted.
"I think we should let him know that next week!" Ted told me smirking.
"Yes! He will be like the next Sheamus, we need to catch up with him" I told Ted, he nodded. We looked back at the screen to see the guest host had made a match for next week.
Randy Orton versus Ted Dibiase Jr.
If you guys want to see more of the ways to annoy Voldemort, there is a face book group which says it all! It is so funny, Had to add it in!
I am kicking myself, I can't believe I forgot to update yesterday! I only just realised a moment ago when a review came through, with my exams in everything I completely forgot so here is chapter 76 and to make it up, thirty reviews by tomorrow, I will update!So review!Trying to lead the story up to a darker side of John!LivHardy x