How Taking Down Legacy Failed

My life sucks, since I didn't interview John last week, Vince has now asked me to interview Randy. What is he doing? Making a list of my suckish love life and make me interview them? What was I now? A bloody interviewer! I had wrestled in ages; I want to get back out there! Not do interviews.

Tonight the guest host is Stone cold Steve Austin. The first match? John versus the Big Show. I hope Big Show kicks his ass and that is what I want to see. I went to Ted and Cody's locker room as normal. I'm so glad that they are still Legacy, but I would still love to see Randy back in it, just not a complete asshole! I turned the TV on. I only caught the ending and that was Big Show winning! Yey!

"Wahheyy, it's the Big Show" Ted said singing his theme music. "Yeah it's the really big show tonight" I decided to start a conversation with Ted as he seemed bored.

"OH! I forgot you inform you! You're pregnant!" I told Ted, he turned around and raised a brow, I starred back at him innocently, he then looked over at Cody who just shrugged.

"Cody, I think it's time we gave Mickie the talk" Ted gestured for me to come over, he draped his arm around me. "Baby, men can't get pregnant, you see women have this…"

"Theodore!" I smacked him. "I'm talking about the Sims 2 game we played yesterday!"

"OH! Wait, isn't it you who is suppose to get pregnant?" He asked.

"That was the plan, but you got abducted by aliens and came back pregnant" He gasped. I started to laugh.

"What is so funny?" He asked me.

"Well, I think it's just funny that someone would want to sleep with you"

"Looks like I'm appealing to both humans and aliens!" He said smirking. "Does it look like me?" He asked.

"Ted, it's an alien" Cody interrupted.

"That wasn't the question" Ted shot back and then looked at me waiting for an answer.

"Err sure?" I replied confused. Ted smiled.

"That kid is going places" He grinned, I rolled my eyes. "You should make it become a wrestler"

"They don't have that career" I told him, he looked at me shocked.

"You know what we should do?" He said.

"If you say write a strong worded letter I will punch you" I told him, he sat down and remained quiet.

"Don't be sad Theodore" I said to him, he continued to sulk. "I have a story to tell you that may cheer you up" His eye twitched. "I talked to your dad last week and he told me a funny baby story about you" He remained quiet so I continued. "He said that when you were 4 years old, your nanny asked you what you wanted to be when you grew up, a fireman? A doctor? A police man? Nope, you replied 'Sexy'" Ted smiled at this. "There we go! A smile!" He pushed me away as the smile grew bigger.

"I lived out my dream!" I rolled my eyes at him.

"You're a child" Cody commented before going back to reading his newspaper.

"Yeah! Child!" I told him scuffling his hair.

"You should be nice to me after how you embarrassed me last night!" Ted sulked.

"You embarrassed yourself!" I argued. Last night, me, Cody and Ted went to a restaurant and when we received our check, Ted got his wallet out and out of it fell a condom, we all noticed, but Ted refused to pick it up in case it drew attention to the 'object' However, the waiter walked past, picked it up, held it out to Ted with a huge grin. I faked gasped and said 'Is that all you wanted from me?' Hit him with my purse and walked out.

"You're such a whore Mickie" He said pushing me away from him.

I gasped at him. "Did you just call me a slut?"

"I believe I said whore" He replied.

"Well" I said acting as if I was offended, I grabbed the control and flicked through the channels.

"I believe I was watching that" Ted pointed out faking he was angry.

"I believe I don't care" I smirked at him, Ted lunged at me and we wrestled for the controls. We then heard the theme tune to Phineas and Ferb. We both gasped.

"I love this show" We both said in union.

"Aren't you both a little old to be watching that show?" Cody asked us.

"Yes, yes we are" Ted then gave me a high five. We then started glaring at each other before wrestling for the remote again.

"I love this show" Cody interrupted us. Me and Ted stopped fighting and looked towards the TV. On was 'Foster's home for Imaginary friends" We then both turned to Cody surprised that he liked the show, I mean he just commented how we were too old to be liking Phineas and Ferb and now he is doing this! "I mean" he coughed. "It's alright" He said in a manly voice. "I'm going to go lift some weights" He then left us embarrassed.

"Well" Ted paused. "That was odd" I nodded agreeing. "Ahhh I used to have an imaginary friend, my parents used to hate him"

"How come?" I asked him.

"He used to always insist with me watching TV and he always agreed with what I said" Ted grinned. "I loved that guy"

"Err well Ted, I still have my imaginary friend, his name is, is…" I thought for a moment. "Nolan" Ted raised a brow. "Yeah Nolan, and he said that, that galaxy bar you have in your bag" Ted dug through his bag and held it up. He brought it on the way to the arena. "Yeah that one, he thinks I should have it"

"Well, I still have mine, his name is, is" He paused. "Marvin yeah that's it, he said that he thinks I should have it

"I bet my imaginary friend could kick your imaginary friend's ass" I said confidently.

"Marvin does not take to kindly to threats" Ted said to me sternly. He grabbed the controller and turned it back on to wrestling, I was going to fight him about it, but then I saw the divas on the TV. I wanted to be involved! I don't really talk to any of them. Occasionally I do. Maryse was hurting Kelly Kelly, so Eve decides to help, then Layla and Michelle come down with Vicky. Since there was an out number, I decided this was my chance! I will go down and help, without saying a word I ran out of the locker room. I took down Michelle and Layla, both at the same time as I was fired up! BOOM I punched her, BOOM I kicked her, I needed to calm down. They all ran up the ramp, I felt proud. I needed to be in a match next week. I decided maybe now I should go and interview Randy. Maybe he saw what just happened.

I knocked and walked with the camera crew. I gave Randy a look which said don't try anything, he nodded. The interview was quick and basically all I got out of him was 'Without me they are both absolutely nothing' once the camera crew left, I went to walk out, but he grabbed my wrist and shut the door.

"So…"

"Before you ask, I didn't ask for the interview, Vince made me" I said making it clear to him that I didn't want to see him…even though I did.

"You didn't exactly say no, did you?" He smirked. ARG, I want to throw something at him.

"You didn't exactly let me walk out the door did you?" I retorted. "I don't get you! I've said it before and I will say it again! One minute you want nothing to do with me, then you go out of your way to treat me like crap and now you want to have sex and.."

"Relax, it's all going to stop once the…"

"Once the what? The baby is here? You said we would stop once you got married and look where we are now Randy" He was about to speak, but once again I cut him off. "I mean you told me you used me and that I was pathetic, but the way you kept on after, I know it's not true what you said and this isn't going to end any time soon"

"So what do you want to do? Be together secretly?" He asked, I was about to yell at him again, but then I realised what he said.

"What?"

"You, me, date in secretly" He repeated.

"No, we can't Randy, have you not been listening?"

"Yeah, I have and that's why I asked you" He replied as though I was the stupid one.

"I can never keep up with you" I growled.

"You're not the first girl you tell me that" He winked at me.

"Forget I even came here" I snapped at him walking out. He is such a URG, he knows I can't, he knew it, he is just trying to get a reaction out of me, it was probably a trick anyway, that's the first time he has properly asked me to be his girlfriend and it had to be under the circumstances that I was secret and I would be his mistress. Great.

I went to legacy's locker room, they weren't in there, I turned the TV on and it was Randy's match, I guess they were getting ready to get involved. I was right, it was supposed to be Randy versus Triple H, but not only did Ted and Cody get involved, so did Sheamus! Cody and Ted started attacking Randy, Triple H strangely enough helped him, after what he did to his wife, after DXMJ I'm surprised. Sheamus then interrupted and took down Triple H.

It was made official; next week it would be Randy and Triple H versus Cody, Ted and Sheamus. I went to meet them at the gorilla position.

"Baby! We are teaming up with our hero next week!" Ted said hugging me.

"So I saw!" I faked smiled. After last week, I pretended to both Cody and Ted that I was over Randy. That hated him and I just didn't know what to say so I went along with it. I hated lying to them, but it made me feel uncomfortable saying how I liked someone that they hated. Randy walked past; I looked over Cody's shoulder and saw him. A heavily pregnant Sam was by his side. He starred back at me.

John's P.O.V

Didn't get to see Mickie, I had someone new to put the moves on. Melina is officially back on Raw, her and Drew have had another break up. I'm pretty sure they will get back together soon, but might as well take advantage of the time we have.

"They always coming running back" I said putting my hands behind my back and laying back. Melina looked at me oddly. "OH your not the first, I had Mickie in here earlier, it's only a matter of time me and her are back together"

"So you love her?" Melina asked me. I shook my head.

"No, but she is a good lay" I responded.

"So you're planning to get back with her and then cheat on her?"

"That's the plan" I replied. She laughed. "What?"

"If you think she is going to get back with you then you are out of your mind" She told me, I narrowed my eyes at her. What does she mean she wouldn't? I practically had her the other day… Just a little bit more and she will be mine again.

"Why not?" I asked her.

"Because…"

"Because what" I snapped. She laughed at me.

"She just won't ok"

"Want to bet?" I asked her, she raised a brow amused.

"Your on, conditions?"

"If Mickie gets back with me, I will…give you…" I was trying to think of what she wanted.

"As I feel sorry for you, you only have to give me a grand" Melina cut in smirking. She was so sure of herself. "What happens if you win and by the way, it won't happen"

"If I win, well I'll decide that then" I told her winking, she raised her brow.

I think he is the reason Mickie hasn't come back to me yet. Not that they are dating, but because he is keeping her strong. I put my hand out for Melina to shake. "By Wrestlemania" I told her, she smirked and shook my hand. Easy win.

Will John win the bet? Will Melina tell John about Randy and Mickie?
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Preview of Chapter 80

"John you're hurting me" I gritted my teeth and tried to pull away from him. He pulled me into his chest, my back was against the wall and the ice cream & cookies fell to the floor.

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