BUSTER BUNNY CARTOONS PRESENTS

A BUSTER BUNNY CARTOONS PRODUCTION OF

A BUSTER BUNNY CARTOON

GOGO GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT

Gogo Dodo lives in an old fashioned neighborhood house...which was surrounded by several tall skyscrapers. Them lying, cheating, dirty, back stabbing back stabbers were trying to get Gogo to move off the land. But thus far Gogo has managed to fight them back. Thus far being the case. But those slimy headmen were determined to chase him off. And now was the best time to do it. It was Halloween and a gusty autumn night. A man hid in the bushes just outside the perimeter of Gogo's fence. The man was dressed like a ghost, except for his face at the moment. His mask was tucked under his arm, and a walkie talkie was in his hand.

"I'm at the place Boss. Uuuhhhh duuuhhh, like what am I gonna do now?" asked the man dressed as a ghost very loudly in a New York accent.

A huge hand reached out from the walkie talkie and slapped the ghost man across a face which made a loud 'FWAP!' sound.

"Shut up you idiot! You wanna wake that dodoing dodo up?!" said the man on the other line in a angry whisper.

"Duuhhh how do you know he's even asleep?" the ghost man asked in an even louder voice.

The hand reached through the walkie talkie again. Forehand slap 'FWAP!', backhand slap 'FWAP!', forehand slap 'FWAP!'.

"I said SHUT UP YOU MORON!" said the man on the other line.

"Duh sorry Boss." said the ghost man.

"Never mind your pointless apologies. Now remember, you have to scare that little pain in the neck dodo out of his house. Then once he's out, we can bulldoze over that completely out of place, homely, left over from the 50s and start construction of our newest skyscraper." said the man on the other end.

Speaking of which, the other end walkie talkie was located at one of the skyscrapers that surrounded Gogo's walkie talkie was in the hand of a very short business man sitting behind a desk. He jumped out of his chair and ran to where the model of this proposed skyscraper was.

"Ooohh. Just think of it, Dewy. Soon we are going to be the owners of the biggest skyscraper in the world. Oh boy and just think of all the money it's gonna make us. Thinking about just gives me goosebumps." said the short business man as he began to salivate from starring at the model and talking about the proposed skyscraper.

"Thuuuh, it kinda gives me gas." said Dewy from the other walkie talkie.

The business man's face went from happy and salivating to boiling red,angry,and wide eyed. The business man quickly caught himself and regained his composure. Then he reached his hand through the walkie talkie again, this time holding a frying pan. Then the business man smacked Dewy on the head with the frying pan. 'BONG!' Stars appeared in Dewy's eyes as stars also floated out of his head. Dewy's face was trapped in a big goofy I just got knocked the fook out grin. Dewy shook it off and said into the walkie talkie' "Dud, sorry Boss."

"Don't be sorry, just get to scaring the feathers off of that bird. And if you don't succeed, YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE EEDDDDDD!" said the business man before cutting off the connection.

"Duh gee. I wonder if I might have done something to upset him." said Dewy.

He thought about it for a moment then just shrugged. Dewy put on his ghost mask and now looked completely like a ghost. Dewy tried sneaking across Gogo's front yard, but it was so dark that he didn't see a rake that was left out from earlier when Gogo was raking leaves. He stepped on the metal part which made the wooden handle sling up and hit Dewy in the face. Stars flew around Dewy's head as walked loopy-like toward the house. Dewy was still knocked silly when he got up to Gogo's front door. His long nose poked the doorbell. Instantly Gogo opened the door holding a bowl of candy. Gogo's open mouth smile turned into a frown.

"Well atleast you're not seven feet tall like the last guy that was here." said Gogo.

Gogo looked around for the assumed trick or treater's bag, but he didn't have one.

"Oh I get it." said Gogo.

Gogo reached under the man's mask and opened his mouth and shoved a handful of candy into it.

"You're just like those group of kids who came by dressed up like KISS, they had to have it right away too. Well goodnight! Happy Halloween!" said Gogo.

Dewy stumbled forward just as Gogo slammed his door shut. This caused a collision between door and face. ...Door won. Dewy slowly slid to the ground. After several seconds went by, Dewy finally regained consciousness and his senses. Or...atleast whatever is swimming around in that head of his that he passes off as senses. Dewy started thinking of a way to get in to the house. Three hours later he decided there was no way to get into the house without being detected. He walked right pass an opened window, wondering how he was going to explain this to his boss.

"How am I going to explain this to my boss?"

You see? Just then what looked like a tiny peanut came out of Dewy's right ear and yelled' "Hey Casper but stupider!"

Dewy's eyes went wide with fright.

"Wh...wh...who...who...who said that?" asked Dewy as his teeth chattered.

"Down her on your shoulder, Bub!"

Dewy looked to his right shoulder to see the tiny peanut like object.

"Duh who are you?" asked Dewy.

"I'm your brain dummy! Just because I'm small doesn't mean you can ignore that I exist ya know!" said the tiny object.

"Duuuhhhh, what are you talking about?" asked Dewy.

Dewy's brain slapped his hand over his face in frustration.

"That window! There's an open window over there that you just walked past you idiot!" said Dewy's brain as it pointed to the window it was talking about.

"OH! Duh thanks brain!" said Dewy.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever." said Dewy's brain as he hopped back into Dewy's head through the ear.

"Just drop me a line every once and a while! I haven't gotten a connection with you in thirty six years" Dewy's brain shouted from inside Dewy's head.

"Duh window. Right." said Dewy as he walked toward the window.

He slowly put his right leg through the window followed by his left leg. Then he slowly forced the rest of his body through the window.

"I've got to be careful not to make a sound." Dewy whispered as he stood up on the kitchen counter.

Unfortunately, he stepped on a wet washcloth that Gogo had been using to wash his dishes. The cloth was so wet and slippery that when Dewy stepped on it, it made his foot slip out from underneath him. Dewy fell face first into the ground. Dewy stretched his arm out until it reached a drawer on the other side of the kitchen. Dewy opened the drawer and pulled out a spatula and then his arm came zooming back to his body. He used the spatula to scrap his face off the floor. Dewy looked around. The whole house was dark. Except for a light coming from the living room which was the next room over. Dewy slowly and quietly crept through the opening from the kitchen to the living room. He saw that the light was coming from an old fashioned T.V.

"They're coming to get you Barbra." Dewy heard this come from the T.V.

Dewy saw a lazy boy recliner set infront of the T.V., and an arm that was hanging down the side of the recliner.

"Ssssshhhhh" Dewy said to the audience with a finger over his lips.

Dewy slowly walked up to Gogo's recliner. When he reached it he jumped infront of it and yelled' "BOOOOOOO!"

But instead of jumping and screaming in fear, Gogo slowly opened his eyes and then righted himself in the recliner. He smacked his lips, then stretched out his arms as he let out a loud "YAAAWWWWNNNN."

Then Gogo finally took the time to notice the ghost infront of him. Gogo just stared at it for a minute with a blank look on his face. Then Gogo jumped into the air and cried out like a girl from a horror movie "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!..."

Half way through the scream he stopped and said in a normal, controlled voice with a smile on his face "Oh my. An apparition."

Then Gogo went back to screaming with the scared look on his face

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

"BOOGIE, BOOGIE, BOOGIE,!" Dewy yelled.

"Well if you say so." said Gogo.

So Gogo ran into another room at top speed and came back with a boom box. Then he turned it on and the monster mash song started playing and Gogo started to dance. Dewy quickly started dancing too. When it came to the part "It was a graveyard smash" Gogo pulled out a giant wooden hammer and smashed Dewy on the head with it. Then Gogo tore away like a speeding bullet. Gogo ran up the stairs and into a closet. When he came out, he was dressed in a jumpsuit with a power pack on his back that was attached to a hose which itself was also attached to a blaster in Gogo's right hand.

"Welp here goes one of the oldest lines in the book. Who ya gonna call?" said Gogo.

Dewy ran up the stairs with a hammer in his hands. When he saw Gogo standing at the top of the stairs, he stopped, dropped the hammer and smiled the "I'm sorry I was just kidding and I don't wanna get hurt" smile. Then the Ghostbusters theme song started to play out of thin air. Gogo pushed the button on his blaster, but nothing happened. The music cut off. He pressed it again, still nothing. He pressed it several more times. Then Gogo noticed Dewy had made his way up the stairs and was standing right infront of him. It was Gogo's turn to smile the smile Dewy was earlier. Then Gogo jumped up to Dewy's head grabbed him and kissed him, then ran away. Dewy shook his head a little and ran after Gogo growling as he ran. Gogo ran down the stairs and into the kitchen with Dewy in hot pursuit. Gogo pulled a giant rubber glove out of one of the kitchen drawers, put it on his hand, and slapped Dewy in the face with it, making a loud 'FWAP' sound. Then Gogo bounced off a kitchen wall then tried to launch himself into Dewy. But Dewy pulled out a baseball bat and smacked Gogo away. Gogo started bouncing off all the walls. During one of those bounces, he ran into Dewy who went spinning into the air and landed head first into a bucket of mop water. Meanwhile Gogo finally stopped bouncing when his body went crashing through the wall. When Gogo poked his head out of the hole in the wall, small dodos were flying around his head.

"Cut!" Buster Bunny shouted.

"Cut, cut, cut, cut, CUT!" Buster yelled at the top of his lungs.

All the crew members groaned. They were tired of shooting this same cartoon over and over again.

"Aw shut up! I'm paying you all for this aren't I? So keep a zipped lipped on it!" said Buster.

Buster walked onto the set and pulled Gogo out of the hole in the wall.

"So what the cheesecake was wrong with that take?!" asked Gogo.

"What was wrong with it? What was right with it?!" said Buster.

"Don't get me wrong Gogo, you do a picture perfect job. ...UNTIL YOU GET TO THE KITCHEN WALL BOUNCING SCENE! You bounce in all the wrong places, you're not zig zaggy enough when you do bounce, and when you come out of the wall with the birds over your head, you keep missing the goofy couple of teeth missing grin!" said Buster.

Gogo just stared at him with an angry glare on his face.

"Look, let me just show you how it's suppose to go." said Buster.

"Oh please do." said Gogo sarcastically.

"Alright then I will. Set up Dewy!" said Buster Bunny.

"Oooohhh again?" asked Dewy.

"You know what, just do it!" Buster shouted.

Dewy got back into position with the baseball bat. While Buster readied himself to run into the wall.

"Action." yelled the cameraman.

Buster ran into the wall and bounced toward Dewy. Dewy swung the bat and sent Buster bouncing, and zig zagging all over the walls at top speed. During the bouncing, Buster flew at Dewy and sent him spinning into the air and landed head first into the bucket of mop water. Buster continued zig zagging until he came to the hole in the wall. He landed in with a loud CRASH!. When Buster stuck his head out, he had dodos flying over his head, and a goofy teeth missing grin on his face. Buster shook his head a few times and then jumped out of the wall and walked up to Gogo.

"Now that's how it's suppose to be done." said Buster.

"Does it really matter how the bouncing is done? I mean the grin I can understand. But isn't bouncing just bouncing?" asked Gogo.

Buster smiled, chuckled a little, and then put his arm around Gogo's shoulders.

"Gogo." "

Yes Boss?"

"You're my biggest star in the shorts department."

"Uh huh."

"You've been in thirty five of my forty shorts."

"Don't I know this?"

"And you know what? I'm gonna let you in on a little secret."

"Alright."

"Come here."

"Yeah?"

"Closer"

"Yeah?"

"Closer."

"Yeah?"

Buster was right up next to Gogo's ear drum.

"NO IT ISN'T! BOUNCING IS NOT JUST BOUNCING! BOUNCING IS A FORMULA THAT HAS TO BE DONE RIGHT AND ON THE MONEY! OTHERWISE IT WONT MAKE ANY MONEY! AND THAT GETS ME STEAMED!" Buster shouted.

Gogo walked around loopy for a bit from the impact Buster's loud voice had on his ear drum. While Buster stood there with an angry look on his face,his head entirely fiery red, and steam coming out of his ears. Gogo shook his head until the ringing was out of his ear.

"I see. Thank you so much for that little pep talk. I'm sooooo sorry I messed that scene up." said Gogo sarcastically.

"I can't say don't let it happen again because it cant." said Buster.

"What do you mean?" asked Gogo.

"We missed our deadline for this short..." Buster checks his left arm covered in watches. "...seven seconds ago."

Buster sighed.

"And unfortunately I can't give anymore time to this project because I'm shutting down the shorts department." said Buster.

Gogo's eyes went wide and his expression confused and upset.

"What?!" Gogo asked.

"Gogo it's something I have to do. I was hoping we could get this cartoon finished before that happened, but it's obvious now that it couldn't be done." said Buster.

"But why are you shutting down the shorts department?" asked Gogo.

"Because people aren't interested in seeing funny slapsitck cartoons anymore. Or shorts. They want cartoon shows on T.V. that melt your mind away as your watching them. Or they want Batman The Animated series over and over again, but worse every time they re-do it. And in live-action shows, they want sitcoms about people trying to screw each other over or about kids who have no identity so they just ripoff the bland and hammy characters from the 80s. Gogo, I'm really sorry. But we have to face it. Our type of comedy, it's dead. Cartoon characters like us are becoming dinosaurs." said Buster.

"But Buster if you shut down the shorts department, hundreds of people are gonna lose their jobs. Including me." said Gogo.

"I'm sorry Gogo. But there's nothing I can do for you, or those other people." said Buster.

"Hey! I'm working on a new animated series for Cartoon Network. Maybe you should audition for the lead role." said Buster.

"No thanks. I know how Cartoon Network works. They haven't produced an extremely funny show in years. Sorry Buster, but if I can't be true to my looney self, than it's time for this tumbleweed to tumble on home." said Gogo.

"Oh... I see. Well take care of yourself alright Gogo?" said Buster.

Gogo spun around and came out with a purple headband,sunglasses with an orange frame, and a black t-shirt with purple lettering saying "are you serious bro?". Then Gogo pumped his fist in the air while saying' "WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT!"

Buster couldn't help but laugh a little. Gogo spun around again and came out back to his normal self.

"Take care Buster." said Gogo.

"You do the same." said Buster as they shook hands.

Then Gogo walked off set and out to the lot, leaving Buster alone. Atleast that's how he felt because the last of his childhood friends just walked out of his life..