THREE WEEKS LATER

Babs stood outside the church waiting for her old school friends. Some of them arrived a while ago, but had chosen to wait until the funeral to meet up. While some were still on their way.

"Geeze these guys are cutting it kinds close aren't they?" said Babs to no one in particular.

Babs eyes brighten with joy when she saw Buster's black Lincoln pull up to the church's parking lot. Babs ran down the steps of the church at top speed and wrapped her arms around Buster as soon as he got out of the truck.

"OH, BUSTER IT'S SO GOOD TO FINALLY SEE YOU AGAIN! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" Babs cried as she squeezed the life out of Buster causing his eyes to nearly pop out of his head.

"Hello Babsy. It's nice to see you too. I missed you a lot." Buster said through clenched teeth.

"Hey, what am I, chopped liver?" asked Gogo from the other side of the Lincoln.

" 'GASP' Gogo is that you?! I tried so many times to contact you." said Babs even though she was still squeezing Buster.

Meanwhile Buster tried prying himself out of Babs's grip with a crowbar, it didn't work. Then he tried a jackhammer. That didn't work. Then he tried blasting himself free with a bunch of dynamite. It didn't work, but it did give Buster a new fur color, burnt black. Buster shook the black off of him and said' "Uh, Babs, I'm really happy to see you and all. But if you don't let go right now, I'm afraid that I'm gonna be stuck to you permanently."

"Oh, heh, heh. Sorry Buster." said Babs as she released him.

"So how have you been Babsy? I heard you opened an after school comedy club." said Buster.

"Oh you heard about that? Well yeah, I don't like to brag, but nearly half the students from Acme Looniversity have joined. We kick the glee clubs ass." said Babs.

BABS TO THE READERS: Uh pardon my language.

"Oh well that's great to hear Babs." said Buster.

"Yeah, and how about you Big Hollywood Cartoonman? I hear the studio's doing alright for itself." said Babs.

"Well yeah, kind of. Well we had to shut down our shorts department. But we have stayed on top of the business world of the cartoon business. Infact we just purchased Maroon cartoons in bankruptcy court." said Buster.

Babs's smile turned to a frown instantly from this news.

"Great." said Babs in disappointment. Then her frown turned into a look of alarm.

"WHAT?! Shut down the shorts department?! But that means that Gogo lost his job. Buster, you fired Gogo?" said Babs.

"Hey I offered him the lead role in a cartoon series I was making for Cartoon Network, but he turned me down." said Buster.

"So I see." said Babs.

Then she leans over to Gogo, puts her hand over the side of her mouth and whispered to Gogo' "You did the right thing. Cartoon Network sucks."

Then Gogo gave her a smile,wink,and a thumbs up.

"So you living the life of a big Hollywood exec. huh? Got the whole suit and tie, and carrying a cellphone and briefcase every where you go?" Babs asked Buster.

"Well usually yes. But for this occasion I thought it'd be best if I turned my cell phone off. You know, during the ceremony, I don't think there should be any cellphones." said Buster.

"What, no cellphones? Than I'm out of here!" Plucky's voice rang out.

Buster, Babs,and Gogo all got smiles on their faces and then looked behind them to see Plucky standing a few feet behind them.

"Plucky!" all three said at the same time as they ran over to him.

"Ah yes my adoring public awaits." said Plucky as he held out his arms with an arrogant smile on his face.

They all gathered around Plucky and gave him a hello hug.

"Wow, Plucky man I missed you." said Babs.

"Oh you're too kind." said Plucky."

"Yeah, we missed having a fall guy for our jokes and gags." said Buster.

Plucky's eyes went a little wide, then his smile turned to a frown.

"I knew there had to be a catch." said Plucky.

Buster, Babs,and Gogo all laughed.

"But in all honesty it's great to see you Plucky. I missed you alot." said Buster.

"I missed you too Plucky. I missed all you guys." said Babs.

"I missed driving you all COO-COO! COO-COO!" Gogo added in.

Everyone laughed, even Plucky.

"Wow like am I really so funny that you don't even need to hear me or see me?" asked Shirley as she walked up to the group with Plucky Jr. and her mother following close behind her.

"Shirley!" everyone shouted except for Plucky.

then everyone (once again except for Plucky) ran up to her. Babs hugged Shirley as she said' "Oh Shirley it's great to see you Girl!"

"Like it's totally great to see you again to, Babs. I like totally missed you." said Shirley.

Then after her hug with Babs, Shirley walked up to Buster and Gogo.

"And looky here. Like the two big Hollywood hotshots are gracing us with their presence." said Shirley as she was hugging Buster.

"How have you been you doing Loon Girl?" asked Buster.

"Oh, you know. A little of this and a little of that. Or some junk." said Shirley.

Then she walked over to Gogo and said as she hugged him' "Oh Gogo man. It is like so great to see you again. Like what's been up since I last saw you?"

Gog put a baseball cap on his head side ways then started making exaggerated gang sing with his hands as he said' "Yo yo what the dealio? My main future telling home slice."

That got laugh from everyone. Then Shirley noticed Plucky walking up to the group.

"Oh, it's you." said Shirley as a scowl came across her face.

"Look, Shirl, can we please just act like nothing happened at least for right now? I mean we're at a funeral for goodness shake. Plus our son's here" said Plucky.

"Oh I'm surprised you took the time to notice. 'SIGH' Fine I'll play it cool...for now. But I still have not forgiven you for what you did Plucky Duck." said Shirley as she pointed at him.

Then her scowl turned into a smile as she said to her son' "Go say hi to your daddy Little Pluck."

Plucky Jr. ran up to his dad and yelled' "DADDY!"

Plucky got down on one knee and held out his arms for his son to run into.

"Hey there, Pluck. How ya doing, Kiddo?!" said Plucky.

"Daddy, I love you." said Plucky Jr.

"Oh I love you too Little Guy." said Plucky.

"Daddy, I love you." said Plucky Jr.

"And Daddy loves you too Sport." said Plucky.

"DAD-DY!, I LOVE YOUUUUUU!" said Plucky Jr.

"Aw, Junior." said Plucky as he hugged his son tighter.

"You know you kind of remind me of someone. Someone I knew when I was really young, about your age."

Plucky thinks about it for a moment

"Nope can't remember." said Plucky as he went back to hugging his son.

Meanwhile Shirley said to Buster and Babs' "You guys both remember my mom right?"

Shirley''s overweight mother stomps toward them.

Buster and Babs got looks of fear on their faces but they quickly turned to fake and nervous smiles.

"Oh, of course. How could we forget your...uuuuuhhhhh...lovely mother?" asked Babs.

"Oh, Babsy. You looking so good! You grew up into such a beautiful young lady." said Shirley's mother as she walked up to Babs.

Babs's smile turned to sheer fear as Shirley's mother scooped Babs up and smothered Babs in her arms for a hug.

"I'm surprised you haven't been hitched and dropped twelve puppies by now. Oh wait, that's dogs. Speaking of hitching and dogs." Shirley's mother drops Babs and stomps over to Buster.

"Look at the sharp dressed handsome young rabbit right here in front of us right now. Oh Buster boy how you doing? Oooohhh, dang you looking good. How's about a side of sugar for Big Momma?" said Shirley's mother as she turned her head for Buster to kiss her cheek.

Buster looked over at Babs and Shirley with a nervous face, and they both put their hands on their hips and gave him a 'you'd better do it' look. Buster let out a sigh as he lifted his hands up to his sides.

"Okay sure, Big Momma." said Buster.

Buster puckered his lips a little and went to kiss Big Momma's cheek, but she turned her head and tried to kiss Buster on the lips. Buster dodged out of the way and managed to smooch her cheek. Then she walked pass Buster and up to Gogo.

"Oh I remember you. You the wacky dodo right? I saw all your cartoons that you made for Buster. You was hilarious." said Big Momma.

Gogo reluctantly held out his arms prepared for Big Momma's bear hug. But instead she turns back to Buster, Babs, and Shirley and says' "Well..."

Gogo's eyes open in shock. then he gets a scowl on his face as his head turns red and steam comes out the sides of his head for not being treated as Buster and Babs were.

"...ain't this a shame that we gotta meet each other under these circumstances."

Buster, Babs, and Shirley all nodded their heads in agreement with sad looks on their face. Then Big Momma looked behind her to see Plucky with his son standing next to him and holding his hand.

"Oh, it's the duck the color of puke." said Big Momma.

Plucky's look turned angry.

"Don't you start with me, Godzilla!" said Plucky as he pointed at Big Momma.

Big Momma took one step forward before Shirley got infront of her and pleaded' "Not in front of Junior. Please, Mom?"

Shirley got down on her knees and clasped her hands together. Big Momma looked down at Shirley, then over at Plucky and Plucky Jr., then back down at Shirley who now had a halo over her head.

"Oh, alright. Get off your knees Shirley, you look like a little begger." said Big Momma.

Shirley got up to her feet and dusted off her knees. Then Big Momma looked over at Plucky.

"So Sir Fails-a-lot, you still doing the whole stand-up comedy routine? You weren't making a dime off that the last time I saw you?" said Big Momma to Plucky.

"Why, yes I am. Infact I just wrapped up a very successful leg of my latest comedy tour down in Detroit. The tour was suppose to head out to Australia where I surely would've had just as much success, but I put it on hold. You know, what with this whole funeral and stuff." said Plucky who added a cocky smile with his arms folded.

"Uh-huh, riiigggghtttt. And I'm Martin Lawrence." said Big Momma.

"Well now that you mention it..."

Plucky brings his finger up to his chin as he looks one eye upward in a thinking kind of way.

"...he was in that one movie. You know? Where he has to go undercover and dress up as a fat ugly old lady."

Big Momma gets a shocked and outraged look on her face. Plucky smiles a cocky smile.

"Shall I remove your mask for you Mr. Lawrence?" said Plucky.

Big Momma was about to blow her top when Shirley nervously chuckled and started pushing Big Momma towards the church.

"Gosh, Mom, like look at the time. Like you know how you hate being late for stuff. So you just go on ahead into the church and we'll like meet you later. Okay, cool hmm bye. Litttle Pluck, go with her. Go on now." said Shirley.

Buster and Babs lead Big Momma and Plucky Jr. toward the church. When Big Momma's was far enough away, Shirley stopped smiling then looked at Plucky then slapped him across the face.

WHACK!

"Ow! What's the big idea?" asked Plucky.

" 'What's the big idea?' Like how dare you talk to my mom like that in front of her grandson and everyone and stuff. I don't ever wanna like hear you talk to my mom like that again. You know what Plucky, Mom was right. You haven't change one little bit." said Shirley.

"Hey!" said Plucky.

But Shirley was already walking away. Leaving Plucky with a sad look on his face.

"Geeze what a jerk. I'd rather date even Fowlmouth right about now." said Shirley.

"Yous called my love?" said Fowlmouth as he landed in Shirley's arms.

"Oh no. Like I had to say something." said Shirley with a blank look on her face.

Then she just dropped Fowlmouth.

"Hey Babs, look it's Fowlmouth." said Buster as he pointed toward where Fowlmouth and Shirley were.

Then Furball pounced up behind Shirley and Dizzy Devil came spinning close behind.

"And there's Furball and Dizzy too." said Babs.

Shirley looked behind her and smiled and laughed as Furball jumped into her arms and purred as he rubbed his head against the side her's.

"Hey Furball, like it's great to see you too." said Shirley.

Fowlmouth got back to his feet and grabbed Furball by the neck and pulled him out of Shirley's arms.

"Hey watch it, Furball! She's my dab gum gal!" said Fowlmouth.

"Um excuse me. But like what do you mean your girl?" said Shirley.

"Oh uh heh heh. Nothing." said Fowlmouth as he let go of Furball and put his hands behind his back and smiled a guilty smile and his cheeks turned red.

"Hey guys it's great to see you again." said Buster as he and Babs shared hugs with everyone.

"Dizzy happy to see Bunnies and Duckies again. Dizzy want introduce Bunnies and Duckies to Dizzy girlfriend. Spinny" said Dizzy as a mini pink tornado followed behind him.

Then the pink devil stopped spinning and shared a kiss with Dizzy and then engaged in Tasmanian devil talk.

BUSTER TO THE READERS:In other words a bunch of gibberish and yapping.

AUTHOR TO BUSTER:You knock it off now you rascally rabbit. I'm telling the dang story here!

"Well whadda know? I guess there is somebody out there for everyone." said Buster.

"Yeah I was just as surprised." said Furball.

"Yeah I know what yous guys me..." Fowlmouth stops.

All jaws drop and everyone looks at Furball.

"DID YOU JUST TALK?!" They all said at the same time.

"Furball you spoke." said Buster.

"Of course I spoke. I can talk just fine. I've talked a few times in fact." said Furball.

"But that wasn't you, that was just a voice over guy who looped you for our parody of Star Trek." said Buster.

"That was the only time. I can speak rather good thank you." said Furball as he wrapped his arms over his chest and looked away.

"Well have come you never spoke to us directly?" asked Babs.

"Like yeah, Furball, let us in on it." said Shirley.

"The truth must be revealed!" shouted Plucky.

"Alright I'll spill. How long did we go to Acme Loo. together? Huh? How long? And except for an occasional hello and Elmyra torturing me, none of you guys ever really talked to me." said Furball.

"Well how come you didn't tell us you could talk?" said Babs.

"You didn't ask." said Furball.

Everyone looked at each other then shrugged.

"Wow I don't dab gum believe it! It's so electrifying seeing all yous guys again." said Fowlmouth. "I mean Buster, Babs, Gogo, ..."

Fowlmouth smiles slyly "...Shirley...,and..."

Fowlmouth frowns

"...Plucky." said Fowlmouth.

"Hello Garbagemouth." said Plucky.

"That's Fowlmouth to you you dab gum no good son of a..."

"You try and finish that sentence and I'll give you one right on the pecker!"

"You're a goon, Plucky! The way you treated Shirley!"

"You're just mad because I got to marry her and you didn't!"

"Guys please stop it! Stop it! We're not hear to settle old scores."said Babs.

BABS TO THE READER: Although it would be pretty funny to read about when it comes to these two don't ya think?

"It's about Bugs. So come on. Please show a little unity. PLEEEEAAAASSSSEE?" said Babs.

Fowlmouth and Plucky looked to Babs then at each other in disgust. Plucky grunted and said' "Alright, I will if he will."

"You don't have to worry about that, Duck." said Fowlmouth.

Then they reluctantly hugged.

"I hate your guts Chicken beak." Fowlmouth whispered to Plucky.

"Keep it up and I'll feed you to Shirley's mom." Plucky whispered back.

Then everyone heard the sound of rolling tires. They all looked to see Hamton and his cousin Piglet pulling up in a Cadillac.

"Oh my gosh. It's king of the melodrama." said Plucky.

"Oh man his gonna milk this for every amount of drama he can." said Gogo.

Hamton parked the Cadillac and then got out then opened the door for his cousin.

"Thank you Hampton." said Piglet.

Then Hampton spotted his group of friends altogether a few feet away.

"There they are." said Hampton as he pointed his friends out for Piglet.

Then they all walked up to each other.

"Hey guys...hell of a circumstance eh?" said Hampton as he started hugging everybody.

"Yeah it is, Hampton." said Buster.

Hampton takes in a deep breath. "Well now Old Bugs is up there with guys like The Three Stooges..."

"All six of them." Gogo chimed in.

"...Laurel and Hardy, The Marx Brothers, The Little Rascals, Abbott and Costello, and Jerry Lewis." said Hampton.

Buster puts a hand on Hampton's shoulder and says' "Yeah. Jerry Lewis is still alive by the way."

Hampton looks at him weirdly.

"Oh,...well guys like that." said Hampton.

"Plucky old pal." says Hampton as he walks to Plucky with his arms outstretched.

"Hi ya, Hammy old friend." said Plucky as he hugged Hampton.

"Oh, everybody this is my cousin Piglet." said Hampton held out his hand toward Piglet.

"Hi everybody." said Piglet as she waved to them.

"Hello Piglet." said everybody at the same time.

"When I heard about this whole thing. I...I didn't think I could go on alone. So I invited her with me." said Hampton as he fought back tears.

"I've always wanted to know more about where Hammy grew up and where he went to school. As well as his old school friends." said Piglet.

"Well just know that you're as welcomed as anyone else here." said Babs.

"Piglet this is Buster and Babs Bunny." said Hampton.

"No relation." said Buster and Babs at the same time.

Then everybody looked at them, and then they all shared a laugh, except for Piglet who stared on confused.

"Well, this is my best friend Plucky Duck." said Hampton.

"Hi ya, Piglet. Nice to meet you. I'm sure Hampton told you about how I was always the most popular kid in school?" said Plucky.

"Uh actually Hampton told me that you were the butt of everyone's jokes." said Piglet.

Then everyone had a laugh, except Plucky who just frowned.

"This is Shirley, Plucky's ex. I assume their son is already in the church. This is Furball Cat, and here's Dizzy Devil, and this is Fowlmouth." said Hampton.

"It's very nice to meet you all." said Piglet.

"Nice to meet you too, Piglet." said everyone in the group at the same time.

Then everybody took in a breath as a group.

"So, I guess this is it. Unless we're forgetting someone." said Buster.

"Bonjour my friends!" Fifi's voice rang out.

Everyone looked over at a small smart car. And when Fifi stepped out of it, all the boys looked over at her in aw. She seemed to walk in slow-mo as sparkles were around her and some mood music seemed to play out of nowhere. All the boys then got goofy smiles on their faces as hearts were in their eyes and floating out of their heads and steam flew out of their ears.

"Oh, hi, Fifi..." Babs started to say.

But Fifi grabbed them all up in her arms and said "Oh my friends! It is so good to be finally seeing you again after so many years!"

Then she started kissing them all on the cheeks. When the boys got kisses they all got goofier smiles and made goofy noises.

"What is being the matter boys? Cat got your tongue?" asked Fifi in a seductive way as she smiled a sexy smile.

"Oh brother. Fifi you were always such a flirt." said Babs who laughed with Shirley after words.

"Oh quit busting my how do you say, chops." said Fifi as she walked over and shared a group hug with Shirley and Babs.

Buster jumped in front of Fifi and said excitedly' "Hi ya Fifi you remember good old Buster right?"

Before he could get an answer, Plucky pushed him out of the way and said to Fifi with a smile' "Oh forget that fury fur. Remember dear, sweet Plucky?"

But before he could get an answer Fowlmouth jumped on top of Plucky and forced him to the ground then said' "Hey Fif. Remember the love bird Fowlmouth?"

But Plucky grabbed him by the neck and pulled him down to the ground and they started brawling with each other. Then Dizzy spun up to Fifi and said' "Fifi pretty."

But then Dizzy got his ear grabbed by Spinny who then said' "Dizzy and Spinny need have talk!"

Then she pulled Dizzy away by his ear, making him shout "OW! OW! OW!YOU TEARING DIZZY'S EAR OFF!"

"Good." said Spinny.

Then Gogo jumped infront of Fifi and said in a deep voice "HELLO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY."

But then he got smacked away by a boxing glove on Hampton's hand. Then Hampton came up in front of Fifi and said' "Hi, Fifi, remember me? I was your date to the prom."

But then Gogo smacked Hampton on the head with a wooden mallet and they started brawling. Fifi looked over at Furball and realized that he was the only one who hadn't jumped up in her face. So Fifi walked over to the bashful looking feline.

"Why so blue, Furball? You have not yet done like se others just tried to how you say, make a move." said Fifi.

"Oh well um...uuuuhhhhh." Furball had a hard time saying what he had to say.

But it just made Fifi giggle.

"You were always se silent one. Weren't you, Furball?" asked Fifi before she giggled again.

Furball just gave an embarrassed smile as his cheeks glowed red. All the other boys just stared at her.

"Gosh, she's pretty." said Hampton.

"She's beautiful." said Buster.

"She's a gem." said Fowlmouth.

"SHE'S SMOKING HOT!" Plucky blurted out.

"She smells so nice." said Gogo.

"Yeah, she does." said the other boys at the same time.

Then all their eyes went wide in realized surprise.

"SHE DOES!" they all said at the same time.

"No wonder we're so attracted to her. I mean yeah she's hot too. But her natural skunk smell is gone." said Buster.

Then everybody walked up to Fifi.

"Hey Fifi what's that smell on you? Is it your line of perfume?" said Babs.

"Oui, I had originally made it for myself. I longed to be rid of se skunk smell so that I may finally find my true love. But it no happen so I sell se stuff and become rich and am able to create fashion line which makes me famous." said Fifi.

"So you never found your true love huh?" said Plucky.

"Well maybe yous just been looking in the wrong dab gum places." said Fowlmouth.

Plucky looked at him in anger and said' "Oh no you don't Rooster. She's mine!" said Plucky.

"Ah forget that, yous got the last one!" said Fowlmouth.

"Hey!" said Shirley.

"Pipe down lady." said Fowlmouth.

"Hey you can't talk to her like that!" said Plucky.

Then Fowlmouth smacked Plucky on the top of the head. Then they went back to fighting. Gogo sped away then came back in a referee's shirt and holding a bell and mallet. Gogo rang the bell and the fighting stopped.

"Thanks Gogo." said Buster.

"Hey I called the Steve Austin vs Rock match at Wrestle Mania." said Gogo.

"Come on guys we're not here to pick fights or settle old scores...or start new ones. We're here for Bugs, now come on. Let's get into the church and take our seats." said Buster.

Plucky and Fowlmouth looked at each other then looked to Buster and nodded in agreement.

"Great, now let's make this as quick as possible. I have some very important business meetings when I get back to Hollywood." said Buster.

Everybody looked at Buster and frowned.

"Well let's get this over with." said Hampton.

"Yeah wouldn't want Mr. Hollywood big shot to be missed now would we?" said Babs.

And so everybody started walking up to the church.

Sorry if there were any inaccuracies with any of the characters, or there backrounds. I haven't watched the show in a while. But I hope you enjoy this anyways. There's not a whole lot of reason to write long bumpers with this story, so I'll let it do most of the talking. I'm The Guy Who Likes To Write Stuff, signing off.