As Buster, Babs, and friends were walking up to the church, Buster stopped and said' "Hey isn't that Mary Melody?"

Everyone looks to the woman in the black funeral dress.

"Yeah it is!" said Babs.

"Golly, she's sure grown up." said Plucky.

"Another cameo. Another paycheck." said Mary Melody.

"And like look over there. It's totally Bookworm and Concord Condor." said Shirley as she pointed to two characters who were chatting with each other.

"And look up in se tree. It is Sweetie Pie." said Fifi as she pointed to a tree branch.

Sweetie Pie was crying into a tissue. Then she took one final blow into the tissue then threw it away and flew into the church. The tissue landed next to Lil' Sneezer.

"Oh my gosh. It's The Little Sneeze himself." said Babs.

"Do you think he's finally over his cold?" said Hampton.

"Aahhh ahhhhh... 'SNIFF' ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Lil' Sneezer sneezed and blew several people away.

"I don'ts think so yet. I don't, I don't, I don't." said Lil' Sneezer before smiling innocently.

"Hey guys, it's Barky Marky." said Gogo.

"Hi guys." Barky said as he waved to the group.

"Hey isn't that Arnold The Pitbull?" said Plucky.

Everyone looked and saw Arnold standing by a tree talking to somebody.

"Yeah it is." said Babs.

"I can't help but feel we're still forgetting somebody." said Buster.

Then everybody heard the revving sound as a red blur sped up to the top of the church's stairs. Then when the blur stopped, it was revealed to be Little Beeper.

"Hi Beeper." said everyone at the same time as they waved to him.

Little Beeper looked around then smiled and waved with his wing to the main group. Then Little Beeper looked around again then zipped away. He came back only a second later wearing an artist's hat and coat, and had on a goofy fake mustache. He also held a paint board with several colors on it on his left leg, while he held a brush in his mouth. Beeper then painted himself standing and smiling on the doors of the church. Then Beeper sped away. Then came back to add a tongue sticking out of his painted self's mouth. Then he sped away again. Seconds later Calamity came running from the same direction Beeper did when he made his entrance. He stopped to take a deep breath.

"Hi Calamity," said everyone as they waved.

Calamity heaved in a few more deep breaths before waving to everyone. Then he saw the painted Beeper on the door. When he saw the tongue sticking out Calamity's face turned red with anger as steam came out of his ears. Then he ran as fast as he could to the bottom of the stairs, then leaped up the stairs at what he thought was Beeper. Then Calamity slammed head first into the door and made a loud BONG! sound. Everybody laughed at this.

"Well I guess that's everybody." said Plucky.

"WAIT! We forgot Elmyra!" Buster shouted.

"Oh yeah. The last I heard she was in jail for...What was it again?" said Plucky.

"Animal cruelty." said Babs in a flat voice.

"But like I heard she had some like parole time coming. Didn't she?" said Shirley.

"Oui, didn't she?" agreed Fifi.

"I'm sorry guys. I meant to tell you. They denied Elmyra's bail." said Babs.

"But it was Bugs's last wish that we all appear at the funeral together and spread his ashes together on Carrot Island." said Buster.

"I'm sorry Buster. I know how much Bugs meant to you. How much he meant to all of us. But I guess we'll just have to do it without Elmyra." said Babs.

"Oh say it isn't so cute cuddly wuddly aminals." said Elmyra who was standing behind the group.

"ELMYRA!" they all said together.

Then they said together' "WAIT! ELMYRA!"

But it was too late. Elmyra's arms stretched out and she squeezed all of the main group.

"Oh I'm so happy to see all you huggable wittle cuties again! It's gonna be just like old times!" said Elmyra.

"Old Times?!" the whole group asked as they remembered all the torture Elmyra put them through as kids.

But just as they were about to start prying themselves free to runaway, Elmyra set them down and released them. Then she said' "But that can wait until after Bugs's funeral."

Then everyone just stared at her for a bit.

"Elmyra how did you get here? We thought you were in jail." said Buster. "Yeah wasn't your bail dined?" asked Babs.

"Well uuuuuhhhhhhhhh. Funny thing about that...heh heh. I broke out to attend the funeral and spread the ashes. And if you guys really want me to help fulfill Bugs's last wish, you gotta hide me because the cops are on my tail." said Elmyra.

Everyone's lower jaw dropped to the ground at this news. Then Elmyra looked behind her then back at the group and said' "Hurry. Here they come now."

She quickly jumped behind them. Then they all quickly formed a circle around her. Two cops came up to the group.

"We're looking for a girl that recently escaped a county prison. Have you seen someone who looks like this?" asked the biggest cop as he held out a wanted poster of Elmyra.

Buster rubbed his chin as he looked at the photo.

"Hhhhhmmmmmm...NOPE! Never seen her before!" said Buster.

The two cops looked at each other.

"You're sure?" asked the shorter and fatter one.

Then everybody nodded their heads and spoke in agreement at the same time. The cops looked at each other again.

"Well...you keep an eye out. And if you see her, call the police. Okay?" said the bigger one.

Again everybody nodded their heads and spoke in agreement. Then the two cops walked away.

"Okay the cost is clear Elmyra." Buster whispered to her.

Elmyra stood up as she said' "Thanks you guys. Now let's attend us a funeral."

Then everybody walked into the church. They saw all their old classmates inside. They also saw their old teachers. Daffy Duck, Sylvester The Cat, Tweety Bird, Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam, Granny, and so on.

"Wait where's Roadrunner and Wiley E.?" asked Babs.

"Meep meep." everyone heard in the distance.

Roadrunner came running up the stairs of the church and saw the painting Beeper did, which gave Roadrunner an idea. He zoomed away and came back a second later dressed like Beeper was before and painted himself on the church door using one of his feet to give the finger.

"Meep meep." said Roadrunner as he quickly entered the church.

Wiley E. Coyote came running from where Roadrunner had just came from. Wiley E. looked around then spotted the painted Roadrunner giving him the finger. Wiley E. growled as he ran at full speed toward the painted picture. than Wiley E. jumped at what he thought was Roadrunner and ran face first into the church door. Wiley E. entered the church with stars flying around his head as he took his seat. Even The Warners Yako, Wako, and Dot were there. Then everyone went to their seats and whispered and talked amongst themselves. Then when the minster walked in everyone was quiet. Then the minster spoke.

"Good afternoon my friends. Today we are here to honor the memory and the legacy...of someone who many have said is the greatest cartoon character of all time."

"Yeah right." Daffy whispered to himself.

But Foghorn was sitting right next to him and heard it. So Foghorn elbowed Daffy in the arm a little hard.

"I'm talking of course about Bugs Howard Bunny. He was loved by many and revered by all his peers." The minster looked down at Daffy.

"Well most of them. He put smiles on faces all over the world. He let us know that even the small guy can rise from nothing and turn into something. Wherever he may be, he left us with one thing. The most overly copied catchphrase in history. Well that and a legacy he helped make with the original Looney Tunes. Now it was Mr. Bunny's request that this man speak at his funeral. Will Mr...Buster Bunny please stand and speak?"

Everybody applauded as Buster Bunny rose and walked to the front of the church. As Buster past by Montana Max, he saw that Monty was sitting next to Bugs's niece Riley Bunny. Buster looked out to the crowd.

"Eeeehhhh...What's up Doc?" said Buster nervously.

But it got a small laugh out of everybody.

"Thank you,thank you. Well...what can I say about Bugs Bunny? He was a living breathing icon, a comedy and cartoon legend, a face people who went to see short animated subjects couldn't wait to see. And yet I can happily say that I knew him as so much more, than just that. On a personal level I mean. He was a school teacher, a mentor, and a true friend. Not just to me, but to everyone here today. In a way, Bugs Bunny was a part of all of us and left a part of himself inside us. We should all be thankful for our time with him. I know I am." said Buster.

"That's because you spent so much more time with him than any of us did as kids you uber fanboy." said Hampton which made everybody laugh.

"Well apparently you spent more time with the Kentucky fried colnel than any of us did Hammy." said Buster. Everybody laughed except Hampton who's smile turned halfway into a frown.

"I'm just kidding Hammy. We do that, we're toons, we dig at each other. And occasionaly smack each other on the head with a hammer and shove a stick of dynomite down someone's pants. Anyways, Bugs I don't know where you are now. But I do know you're chomping on a carrot, and you're making someone laugh. Rest in peace Bugs Bunny. May God bless you." said Buster.

Than everybody applauded as Buster went back to his seat. But as Buster passed by Montana Max, Montana gave Buster a bit of an evil smile.


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