This was inspired by the upcoming episode "Little Dipper." It sounds awesome, and I can't wait to see it.

"Dipper, how tall am I?" Mabel stood in front of the "measuring wall" and Dipper was standing next to her. He marked her height by writing a line on the wall. She moved out of the way, and Dipper got her height with a tape measure.

"You're 5'2''," Dipper told his twin. She got all giddy and started jumping up and down in excitement.

"That's two inches taller than last time!" Mabel fist-bumped Dipper. "Hey, let me measure you," Mabel said. Dipper got in to position. He was slightly worried that Mabel was taller than him, and that he would lose his "Alpha Twin" position. Mabel had acted older and more mature now, but still had a goofy side.

"And you are...5 feet exact." Dipper's heart sank. He sighed and rested his head against the wall. "Oh c'mon, Dipper," Mabel said. She grabbed his hand and pulled him down the hallway to the kitchen. "Grunkle Stan said he was making bacon. And you love bacon!" When he didn't move, she pulled him harder and dragged him away.

There goes my alpha status, Dipper thought. Losing the alpha status meant Mabel was in control. And as evidenced by his misadventures with his clones, Dipper loved being in control.

He pulled his arm away. "Mabel, since when are you so bossy?" Dipper angrily asked.

"I'm not bossy, I just care about you."

"Well I wished you cared a little less." Dipper started walking away.

"What do mean?"

"I'm supposed to be in charge, not you! I'm the alpha twin!" Dipper yelled.

"Alpha twin? What do you mean?"

"That I'm bigger, badder, and the protector!" Dipper turned his back on Mabel. He almost felt sad, but his anger controlled his emotions.

"But-but-"

They were interrupted by a loud crash came from the kitchen as pots and pans fell from several cabinets. Mabel ran toward the stairs. "Dipper, Stan might be in trouble." They arrived at the scene and there jaws dropped in horror.

Stan was floating near the cabinets and had a greenish blue aura around him. To their suprise, 'Lil Gideon stood below him. He was holding another amulet and had a devious smirk on his face. He saw the twins out of the corner of his eye.

"Dipper Pines...I'm glad you're here. This will be way to easy." Suddenly the aura surrounded Dipper, and he floated to the ceiling. Gideon started to choke him, and Dipper tried to get free to no avail.

"Gideon, what are you doing?!" Mabel yelled at the short boy. He gave a sweet smile which seemed out of place considering the fact he was choking two people.

"Once you're family is out of the way, we'll be together forever!" He laughed in joy. Mabel tried to grab the amulet, but the aura lifted her up.

"Sorry, marshmella, but that would ruin my plan." Mabel managed to turn her head and saw Dipper was nearly going limp. She sadly turned to Gideon.

"Gideon, I'll go out with you if you stop killing my family," Mabel offered. Gideon scratched his chin.

"Okay, sweet peach, I'll stop choking them. But they'll stay in that aura until we get back to my house." Gideon let go of Mabel and she dropped to the ground. He opened the wooden door and held it for Mabel. "After you, my lady."

Mabel grudingly stepped outside. Gideon closed the door and looked for Mabel, hoping to rub some "Gideon charm" on her. "Oh my, Mabel, you look even pretti-" Mabel interrupted him by punching him the gut. He rubbed it in pain.

"OW! What was that for? And you caught me off mid-sentence! Wow, so that's how Jeff-" Mabel punched him the nose, and he fell to the ground in shock. "I think you broke my nose. And would you stop that!We're not the Sopranos series finale!"

Mabel grabbed Gideon by the collar and hoisted him in the air. "Listen, Gideon. I don't like you! What don't you get?"

Gideon looked unfazed. "That's just Dipper talking. Deep down you love me so much!"

Dipper watched through the window the most brutal ass-whooping he had ever seen. Mabel tackled Gideon and started punching him the face. Gideon couldn't reach his amulet so he was virtually defenseless. He tried to slap Mabel, but he had arms were too short.

"AND YOU SOUND LIKE FLAPJACK!" Mabel screamed as she punched him in the eye.

"No, I...don't...please...we're in a...relationship!" Gideon barely managed to say.

"I don't like you, Gideon!" Mabel exclaimed. She grabbed Gideon's amulet and smashed it over her knee. Gideon scrambled away into the forest.

"I'll get you for this...and I don't sound like Flapjack!"

Mabel walked back inside. Dipper groaned in pain on the floor while Stan was unconscious. Mabel helped her brother up.

"Thanks Mabel," Dipper said. He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "Sorry I was such a jerk."

Mabel shrugged. "Water under the bridge." She held out her arms. "Awkward sibling hug?"

Dipper smiled in return. "Awkward sibling hug."

They hugged each other. "Pat pat."