How Taking Down Legacy Failed

Mickie's P.O.V

"That was great" Randy said kissing my neck. I smiled and looked down, sliding my skirt back on. "N'aww do you have to?" I stuck my tongue out at him; he slumped back onto the couch. "What do you want to do tonight?"

"I was thinking we could go to a restaurant" I told him putting my earrings back in.

"Sounds good" He replied watching me.

"Yeah, with you, me, Cody, Becky and…Ted" Randy gave me a look for that one. "Oh c'mon you told me you were going to make up with him and this is a great way to do it!" He shook his head. "Be a man Randy!"

"I've already shown you how much of a man I am tonight" He winked at me; I placed my hands on my hips.

"We are going!" I told him, he stood up and walked up to me slowly just like he did to Vickie. "Don't go there" I started to back up, he smirked and lifted his head. "Randy no…you know how much I…" My back was against the wall, he used this to his advantage, his hands went from my waist to my wrist and held them either side of my head. I closed my eyes as I felt his lips softly plant kisses along my neck, all the way up to my jaw line. "Randy" I moaned. "We need to go"

"Do we?" He asked me and placed his hand on my lower back.

"Contain your sexual urges"

"If I were Sheamus, this would be a different story" He said pouting.

"Yeah I know"

"I love how you don't even deny that" Randy chuckled sliding his hands down to my hips. His hand went to the back of my head and his fingers thread through my hair, titled my head backwards before leaning down.

"Hey guys!" Becky's voice echoed through the locker room, I shoved Randy off me; he flipped back onto the couch. She looked from me to her brother. "Did I just interrupt something?"

"No" I said brushing myself down, I saw Randy smirking at my embarrassment from the corner of my eye. "Your not doing anything tonight are you?" I asked Becky, she shook herself. "Ok good, we are planning to go to the restaurant, you, me, Cody, Randy and Ted"

"I thought they were fighting" Becky asked me gesturing to Ted and Randy. Randy slowly made his way to standing against, he sat on the arm of the couch, he put his hand in mine and pulled me so I was standing in between his legs, he wraps his arms around my waist.

"They were, but that stops tonight" I said and looked at Randy sternly. "If we all meet at eight we can sort out who's driving" I went back to looking at Becky. She nodded and left us, I smacked at Randy's hands when she was out of sight. "That was so embarrassing"

"C'mon babe, she didn't see anything" He said pulling me back into his grasp.

"Yeah, your lucky" I placed my hands on his shoulders, he kissed my tummy and rested his head against me. "How is the divorce proceedings going?" I asked him.

"They are going good, won't be long now" He smiled at me.

"Good" I grinned.

"I just realised, you've seen Ted naked and I have to make up with him…" I shifted my eyes. "Was he bigger than me?"

"You saw it too…"

"Yeah, but I didn't really look"

"Me either" I lied and shifted my eyes again. "But I know that mine is bigger than yours" Randy scoffed at me. "I know Randy, I've compared"

"I don't think so my dear, I'd be slightly concerned if that were the case"

"Slightly?" I sniggered. "Now lets go and get ready" I took his hand and pulled him up.

"Do we have to?" He whined.

"Yes, I've already told Becky and I'm hungry"

"We can get food ordered up to us"

"Don't be so anti-social"

Later

"So in one car it will be you and Ted" I said to Randy grinning. That was my plan to get them talking, making them drive to the restaurant together. "And in the other, me Cody and Becky"

"You know, if your butt wasn't so cute, I would walk away right now" Randy mumbled to me, I giggled and leant up to kiss him.

"See you there" I told him, he pouted before going over to the car where Ted was. I grinned and walked over to Cody and Becky.

"Do you think it will work?" Becky asked me.

"I hope so" I replied to her. "Let's go"

It was an half an hour journey to the restaurant; I hope this gave Randy and Ted enough time to settle their differences. I wondered what got them both fired up in the first place, what lead Randy to slapping Ted, I thought he was going to put him sleeping with Becky behind him. Lets hope Randy hasn't kill Ted by the time they get to the restaurant; I really do what them to be friends.

I turned my head nervously to Ted's park car, would they come up fighting or…he they are, they are laughing? I smiled, they made up! "You guys look awfully friendly" I commented smiling at both of them.

"Yeah" Randy replied. "We had a lot to talk about"

"Like what?" I asked.

"Girls" Ted told me. "What do you think of Kate Hudson?"

"I would definitely not push her out of bed…what do you think of…" Randy started to answer but I let out a loud cough letting him know I was there, he turned to me and his eyes widened. "I mean, she is alright, but I have the most sexiest woman already" He looked at me nervously. "I would never push you out of bed…" he walked over and put his arm around me. "I love you?"

"Mmhmm" I mumbled back, he gave me a big kiss on my cheek. "Let's go inside"

"We'll continue our conversation later" Randy said to Ted, I turned and glared at him. I suppose as long as it wasn't in front of me, I'm fine with it!

We walked into the restaurant to see it was pretty busy, its lucky I made reservations earlier. We got seated immediately.

"Hey Ted, there is a duck watching you" Cody grinned at Ted.

Ted glared back at him. "I bet you thought you were pretty funny in saying that"

"Is this some private joke that I don't know about?" Becky asked.

"Basically, he said that Vickie made him feel Anatidaephobia" I replied to her.

"Doesn't that mean when you have a phobia of a duck watching you?" She asked me confused.

"Exactly" Cody grinned at her and then at Ted.

"How does everyone know this, but me?" Ted whined. "It was an easy mistake"

"What did you think Anatidaephobia meant?" Randy asked him. He shifted his eyes.

"Let's talk about something else! Like women for example, I think they over reacted about giving birth what do you guys think?" Ted said looking around at us.

"Absolutely" Cody agreed and reached out to high five Ted.

"Are you on crack?" Becky shoved Cody.

"He has a fair point" Cody said pointing to Ted.

"Yeah? You trying shoving a 9 pound person out of your ass" She retorted crossing her arms.

"You think giving birth in hard? Try getting kicked in the balls love"

"How about we try that with you right now?"

"No"

"Exactly"

"They are sensitive"

"*Sways happily in the wind*" We all turned to Ted who was closing his eyes and swaying, he opened his eyes and they widened when he saw we were all starring at him. "Did I just say that out loud?"

"Yes Ted, yes you did" Cody told him.

"Oh….well, I'm embarrassed"

The wait for the food took ages, but we didn't want to create a scene and say anything because we knew they were really busy. We started out with a man as our waiter, he was lovely, but by another forty minutes our food hadn't come.

"Man, I'm so hungry" Ted whined. "So so hungry, I could eat Mickie right now"

"Why? Why me! Why do bad things happen to good people?"

"Well, Randy and Cody are dudes, that counts them out and Becky….well Becky scares me a little" Becky grinned evilly at him, he scooted his chair further from her. "So that leaves you"

"When is our food coming out? This is ridiculous, we've been waiting twenty minutes" The table next to us started to complain, we looked around at each other awkward. The waiter came along in a panic at their complaining.

"I'm sorry, ma'am. We are very busy right now, but I'll be bringing out your food very shortly" The waiter told her.

"Well I hope so! You're the worst server we've ever had!" I kind of felt sorry for the guy. The waiter then came over to us.

"I'm really sorry about the wait, I've checked on your food and it will be out shortly. I'm so sorry, I realize you've been waiting forty minutes" He was so nice! "Chloe will be bringing out your food"

"That's not a problem at all…don't worry about it" I told him smiling.

"I'd like to offer you your meals on the house and thank you again for your patience"

"Yes! Result!" Ted cheered. "In that case, I'm having dessert!"

"How come WE don't get our meals on the house?" The table next to us commented, that woman was really starting to piss me off.

"Because WE'VE been waiting POLITELY!" Randy said back to her, she backed down, Randy turned back to our table all smug.

"OWNED!" Ted called out. "I hope their food never comes"

"We are sitting right here and can hear you!" The woman snapped.

"Excuse me, I'm trying to have a private conversation here lady!" Ted snapped back at her, we all placed a hand over our mouths to prevent us from laughing. He turned back to the table, "What?" He asked us all innocently. We all just let loose our laughter. "No one messes with a Dibiase, no one"

"We'll see"

"What does that mean?" Ted asked me, his voice filled with suspicion.

"Oh nothing" I replied innocently. "Yet"

We only waited another five more minutes until our food came by our new waitress Chloe. "Here you go" Her voice sounded like she was a baby.

"Thank you Chl…" Randy's voice got cut off, I turned around to see what the problem was, it was then I really got a proper look at Chloe, she had on a short skirt and a very tight blouse which revealed a lot of cleavage, she had platinum blonde hair which bold red lip stick and Randy was starring down her top, I looked around the table to see Ted and Cody as well like Randy starring at her as if she was some goddess. I coughed, they took no notice, I coughed again. Chloe noticed the attention and giggled. I looked over Becky, she looked at me and made a gagging noise at the guys.

I nudged Randy hard. "Huh, what?" He asked me, I gave him a death look.

"Thank you Chloe" I told her whilst glaring at Randy, she placed our food down and walked away, I felt Randy's eyes on me, asshole!

"You guys make me sick" Becky commented glaring at all three of the guys.

"Did you see how big her tits were?" Ted said ignoring what Becky had just said. "I think we should come here more often boys!"

"I agree" Randy smirked. I gave him a look of disapproval. "Because the food is so good!"

"We haven't even had the food yet" I pointed out.

"Well err… that old guy over there seems to be enjoying it"

"Dude, stand up for your manly rights, I mean she checks out Sheamus all the time, you my friend need to put the pants back on" Me and Becky shot each other a look. "What?" Ted said gesturing to our glares. "I'm the single one here"

"What your excuses?" Becky cocked her eye brows up at Randy and Cody who both scratched their heads and looked around awkwardly.

"We're guys?" Cody scoffed. "Right Randy?"

Randy looked at me and then back at Cody. "Sorry dude, I don't want to sleep on the couch tonight"

"I've trained him well" I smiled.

"Unleash dude! Unleash! Show your woman who is boss!" Ted pumped. I raised my brow at him. "Love you"

"How can you deny that ass?" Cody whistled. "Anytime, any place, damn"

"I would do it right here on this table!" Ted announced, we all stared at him in disgust. "Not with you guys here, GOD! Although Mickie, if you wanted a show…" He winked at me, I winced.

"Cheers Ted, that's very thoughtful of you…"

"I know how you like to see me naked and be naked around me"

"What does that even mean?" Becky asked him.

"Well…."

"Ted no" I told him.

"SH I'm telling a story, damn Randy, teach your woman some manners!" I slumped back in my chair. "Anyway, Mickie was watching TV and she started taking off her bra without taking off her top and…"

"Ok, let me explain this" I cut him off, I knew he would twist things! "My bra was really digging into me, so I decided to take it off anyway, as I did it, I turned around to see Ted there. I tried to explain, but he replied 'It's okay, I know it's hard to keep your clothes on around me' I was totally innocent"

"Guys look! She is bending over!" Cody pointed out, all the guys heads shot in her direction.

"Damn" I heard Randy mutter.

"So Randy, switching back to our conversation in the car, what about her? Would you?"

"Yeah Randy, would you?" Cody asked him.

"We need to stick together! Defend our rights against the women! Are you in?" Ted said to Randy. Yes Randy, is he in?

Becky's P.O.V

Randy spluttered and seemed to struggle to find something to say before he eventually said, "She has… I mean… really nice…" he slapped his forehead, "a great little… um… pretty eyes."

Cody raised an eyebrow, "Yeah… but are you in? Man power and all?"

Randy cleared his throat but managed to choke on something – air, perhaps? – and went into a coughing fit. Mickie banged him on the back helpfully, although I suspected she was hitting him a little harder than she needed to.

"So, Randy?" Mickie smiled innocently, "Man power?"

"It's all right for you two," Randy moaned, "You have no girlfriend," he nodded at Ted, "and you only see your girlfriend occasionally," he nodded at Cody, whose eye I tactfully ignored.

"I knew you weren't a real man." Ted said in disgust.

"You have no real manhood." Cody scolded.

Randy groaned, "She's so hot that I want to weep openly."

I swear everyone shifted their chairs a little further away from him.

"Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight," Ted said in a singsong voice, spotting Mickie's expression.

"Hi guys," Chloe reappeared and filled the boy's glasses with water.

"Hi Chloe." They said at the equally same time with the same dopey expression on their face. Mickie and I exchanged disgusted glances.

"I think I would do her even if she was my own mother." Ted said wistfully.

This time, it was our turn to back away from him slightly.

"That's… slightly disgusting." Mickie winced.

"Your poor mother." I scolded.

"I think I agree." Cody sighed mournfully.

I shot Randy a warning look. "I am not accepting that bimbo as my mother."

Randy just grinned, "Bex. You're adopted."

I gagged – just as I took a mouthful of food and choked unattractively.

Cody rolled his eyes, "I can literally hear you getting fatter from here."

I kicked him under the table and he groaned, "Would you like to test out the whole 'ball-kicking' theory now, Cody?" I asked sweetly.

"I'm good." He winced, rubbing his leg.

Chloe came back, giggled and tossed her stupid blonde hair behind her ears, "So. Can I get you guys any more drinks?"

The boys immediately downed all of their drinks but they did it so fast that Ted dribbled all of his down his front.

"Crap!" Ted groaned, mortified.

"Don't worry," Chloe batted her stupid eyelashes and gently grabbed his napkin and started dabbing at the wet spot.

Mickie and I rolled our eyes when Randy and Cody immediately spilt the remainders of their drinks onto their laps – and I couldn't help noticing that they spilt theirs a little lower than Ted had done his.

"You look like you've wet yourself." Mickie pointed out unhelpfully.

Chloe threw her a smug look, giggled again and said, "I'll get you some more napkins."

As soon as she disappeared, Ted slapped his knee, "She totally felt me up!"

"There wouldn't be much to feel." Cody said, his voice dripping in envy.

"You can wish." Randy sneered.

"Would you do her if she was your grandma?" Ted asked.

"Depends… would she still look like that?" Cody asked.

"Yeah… but she'd be mentally eighty-five."

"Possibly." Randy nodded.

"Probably." Cody agreed.

Mickie gave me a look that clearly said 'is this seriously what guys talk about?'

"I think I would even agree to do her even if she was a dude in a wig."

"Totally." Cody and Randy agreed.

"I think I need the toilet." Mickie announced, getting to her feet.

"I think I'll join you." I agreed hurriedly.

The guys didn't even notice!

We immediately made our way to the toilets, which was thankfully empty and went on a bitching rant.

"-and did you see the way that she shoved herself in their faces?" Mickie scoffed.

"I know! And she totally dropped the cutlery on purpose so she could lean over!" I agreed.

"Her hair is totally dyed."

"I bet all of her is plastic."

"Her lipstick is such a knockoff."

"Her clothes are probably three sizes too small."

"She's probably really old but has been using botox."

"I bet she has like twenty boyfriends."

"I bet she's married."

"She probably popped out a kid when she was twelve."

"She was definitely the head cheerleader."

"I reckon she used to be a hooker."

"I reckon she still is a hooker!"

"Did you see the way that she was fawning over the guys?"

"I know, right? She was flirting with them hugely!"

"I wouldn't be surprised if she was a hermaphrodite!"

"She's so desperate!"

"She's so obvious!"

"Tramp."

"Slut."

"And the way she was flirting with Randy… it was revolting!"

"I know. God, what a stupid bitch."

Mickie suddenly shot me a suspicious look, "Why do you care so much?"

I paused, "What do you mean?"

"Why do you care if she was flirting with the guys? Unless… you still like Ted?"

"No!" I exclaimed.

Mickie frowned slightly before she raised an eyebrow, "Cody?"

I laughed dismissively, "Cody? What about Cody?"

Mickie rolled her eyes, "Oh no. You like Cody, don't you?"

"Me? Like Cody? Don't make me la- yeah."

She bit her lip and shook her head slowly, "Oh Becky."

I didn't want her to pity me but I could hardly say, "Oh don't worry about it, we haven't spent one night apart. In fact, when you came over this afternoon to check that he was ready, I was hiding on the other side of the door!"

Instead I said, "Seriously. It's just one of those little things. It'll pass." Liar.

Mickie raised her eyebrows before nodding, "Well. Let's get back to the tramp."

We made our way back to the table where the boys were ogling at Chloe, who was at the next table.

"How do we get their attention?" I whispered.

Mickie grinned, "Maybe I should lift up my shirt."

"I have an idea!" I whispered it into Mickie's ear. She smirked and nodded.

We resumed the table but the boys didn't even notice.

"We're back." Mickie reminded.

Randy half-glanced at her, "Did you leave?"

I gave her a look and she cleared her throat and said, "Randy, if you don't stop staring at Chloe the waitress, then I will never sleep with you again."

All three boys snapped round to face her, probably giving themselves whiplash in the process.

"Tough break, man." Cody slapped him on the arm.

Mickie took out her phone, "Hmm… Ashley hasn't changed her cell lately, has she?"

Once again, I tactfully ignored Cody's glance. Instead I watched as Ted smacked him on the back and said, "Tough break, man."

"Look," Mickie sighed, "Can you at least try – for five minutes – not to be totally perverts?"

"Sure." Randy said in a strained voice.

Thankfully, they did manage to reasonably behave themselves and eventually started acting like normal human beings again.

"-and so I said 'may I push in your bar'." Ted announced.

We all laughed and continued tucking into our desserts. I took a bite out of the chocolate cake I had ordered.

"That's huge!" Ted exclaimed, "You aren't going to be able to fit all that into your mouth."

Cody froze and stared at Ted but, thankfully, the others didn't even notice how wrong that sounded. I avoided Cody's gaze once more but for a different reason.

"Well I'm not going to eat it all at once!" I pointed out, taking another bite.

"That was a huge mouthful!" Randy commented, nodding at me.

At that moment, Cody took a nervous sip of his water but spluttered half of it back into his glass – and all over himself – at Randy's words.

"Err… are you okay?" Mickie asked, sounding actually quite worried.

"Great." Cody said, clearing his throat slightly and taking another sip. He finally caught my eye and we both immediately dropped our gazes and fought to keep the smirks off our faces.

"Right. Well. Anyway, are you guys nervous about…"

The conversation moved on and just as I was in the middle of playing serious footsie with one of them (i.e. not my brother or Ted), Chloe came back.

"Would you guys like anything more?"

"No. Thank. You." Randy said with tremendous effort, keeping his gaze on Mickie, "Just the cheque."

She looked disappointed but disappeared and came back soon enough. She slid it in front of us and then slipped Ted a little white card, "My number," She giggled before turning around and walking off.

Cody and Randy's mouths dropped open whilst the smuggest smile ever stretched onto Ted's face, "Well, gentlemen, I think the true hero won."

"I somehow doubt it. She probably sensed that you were the only single one."

"Becky's single!" Ted pointed out.

Cody grinned, "Yeah but she's a girl."

Ted thought about that for a moment before saying, "I would not have a problem with that."

I gave him a look, "Ha." My voice dripped with sarcasm.

"I am going to the little men's room." Ted pushed back his chair and smirked at the other two, "Remember, this man won." He pointed at himself and then spun around on his heel and sauntered towards the toilets.

Mickie slipped up the little white card and I realized that her cell number was the exact same as mine – with only two different numbers.

I suddenly realized this and whispered it into Mickie's ear.

Mickie cleared her throat and gasped, "Is Chloe making out with that waiter?"The two boys spun around in their chairs and Mickie scooped up her eyeliner and made a slightly adjustment to the number so that it resembled mine.

We put the card back innocently and Ted slipped it into his pocket, looking pleased with himself.

"I am on top form." He told us all randomly.

"Sure." Mickie tutted but her eye caught mine and we both looked away, smirking. We were going to have a lot of fun with Ted DiBiase Jr.

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