How Taking Down Legacy Failed

"We need a good old girly chat" Becky said to me, I nodded and smiled in agreement.

"OH MY GOD!" Ted squealed, we both turned to him. "Like seriously, defo, for sure!"

"No Ted, the conversation will be entirely about fluffy pink underwear and other girly stuff, sadly you cannot relate. Actually you probably can" I teased him and winked.

"Ouch" Ted held his hand to his heart.

"HA!" Becky shouted in his face.

Ted glared at her. "You're a mean, mean girl. What did I ever do to you?" Ted asked her, still glaring.

"Nothing, I'm naturally this horrible"

"Well at least the truth it out now" Ted shrugged.

"JOKES! I bare love you or love you bare, which ever you prefer" Becky said to him, swinging her arm around him.

Ted shrugged her arm off. "Neither, they're both terrible English"

"WILL YOU TWO STOP BICKERING!" I jokily yelled at the two. "And yes Becky, we do, got to love our guy spotting sessions and Ted, be shush noob styley"

"I don't like the blatant sexism going on here" Ted crossed his arms and pretended to sulk.

"Shhh, you love it"

"I do not. What ever happened to equality?"

"I destroyed it" I told him, he starred at me for a moment.

"Well, in that case, get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich WOMAN!"

"Ted, I said shush noob styley"

"You be quiet, mean woman"

"I'd like to see you make me"

"Fine, bring it"

"I don't want to"

"Well I guess we see who the true competitor of this competition was…." Me and Becky exchanged confused looks. "Now I get to join your girly conversation!" Ted rubbed his hands together.

"Alright." I told him, he beamed. I looked over at Becky. "Don't you think Cody has the cutest butt?"

"I know right! I think he has the best butt in the WWE" She replied, going along with my attempts to creep out Ted.

"Actually ladies, the owner of the cutest butt in the WWE is sitting right here" He put his hands behind his head and leaned back, we just starred at him. "Ladies, I know that I am gorgeous, but you're going to make me blush" We both rolled our eyes at him. "Your both are very lucky to have seen what is under this" He tugged on his clothes.

"You've seen his…"

"I walked in on him and Melina" I cringed at the flashback. "He didn't even attempt to cover up, just like Cody didn't attempt it"

"Ah yes…I was drunk" She shuddered and looked over at Ted. He grinned and winked at her. "Right, I'm going to leave you with that…" She left and I was left alone with Ted, he smiled evilly at me.

"Do you know what we should do?"

Should I be worried?

5 minutes later

"Right, so what do we do now?" I asked Ted, he took the mouse from my control. We were on the internet, on a website called Chat roulette! Randy was getting ready for our date, he took longer then I did!

"Now we wait" Ted sat back and grinned.

"So what are we expecting to se…Oh what the fuck Ted?" I yelled out covering my eyes as a guy came on the screen pleasuring himself. "Is this what you seriously spend your time looking at you!"

"No! This isn't suppose to happen! Where is the bloody skip button?" Ted desperately looked around the screen. "Aha! Be gone evil penis!" He pressed a button and the pleasuring man disappeared. "Well…" Ted spoke up. "That was disgusting" I gave him a look. "Hopefully the next person will be cool, here they are!" I looked on the screen to see two teenage boys who thought they were hilarious by pointing a fake gun at a dog, they were sniggering. I gave them a 'Not funny' look, Ted on the other hand, handle things slightly differently.

"So…" Ted said into the microphone. "Can I have in on this?" The guys pointing the fake gun to the dog looked shocked and skipped us. "Played at their own game, up top baby" He reached out to high five me, I gave him one, it was well deserved.

Two guys then appeared on the screen, but their webcam was really dark, me and Ted leaned in some more to see them. "So, you guys like being in a dark room together?" I asked them through the microphone. One of them gave me a thumbs up.

"I wouldn't of given a thumbs up to that" Ted then said, I laughed at their reactions and skipped them before they had the chance to reply.

Next was yet another man pleasuring himself. "EW! Mines bigger you dumbass!" Ted yelled and skipped him.

The next person was just a teenage boy idiot, who just kept smiling at the screen annoyingly. Ted glared at him. "Wow, you must get beat up a lot" He skipped us, victory is ours!

We finally came to a nice and normal guy. "I don't like him" Ted commented.

"What? He hasn't done anything!"

"Don't question my authority, skip him!" Ted commanded, I glared at him.

"Your attitude smells like your breath" I muttered as I skipped the guy.

The next were two teenage boys. "Can we play you a song?" They asked into their microphone.

"If it's not Hannah Montana, I don't want to hear it" Ted told them sternly which earned us a skip. "Why are they all skipping us? Baby, I don't mean to sound harsh, but maybe it's your face"

"Maybe, it's not me, maybe it's you, because you know what Ted? The twat club called, they want you back"

"That was terrible" Ted tutted.

"Your face is terrible" I said in a matter of fact tone.

We waited until another person came up on screen. It was a woman looked to be in her late twenties. "Now, she is hot" Ted smirked, she giggled in hearing him through the microphone, she stood up.

"Oh my god, please don't say she is going to…" She took her top off and flashed Ted. "Oh, what a slut" I looked over at Ted's who's eyes were glued to the screen. "Let's skip her" I tried to reach for the mouse, but Ted slapped my hand away. "Ok, Theodore, you've seen the boobs, now let's skip" I tried to again, but he slapped my hand away, I kicked him. "What would your mother say?" I lunged for the mouse, but he pushed me onto the floor. "Skip her! Ted! Ted! Ted! Skip her! RANDY" I yelled out.

"WHAT?" I heard him yell from the other room.

"TELL HIM!"

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT NO"

"YOUR NOT GETTING LAID TONIGHT"

"YES I AM"

"NO YOUR NOT"

"YEAH, I AM"

"NO, YOUR NOT"

"GUYS CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN? I'M TRYING TO WATCH NAKED LADY!" Ted yelled interrupting us.

"What are you guys watching?" Randy said coming out of the bedroom adjusting his tie.

"Took you long enough" I told him.

"Oh please, can you stay a little bit longer? Just until Cody gets here, please?" Ted begged us, I looked at Randy and pouted.

"Fine" He threw his hands up. "I rushed to get ready for nothing"

"Oh you rushed?"

"Yeah"

I rolled my eyes and turned back to the screen where Ted had finally skipped the naked woman. "Hey" Ted said as a new guy came onto the screen. "How much does this guy look like Cody?" I looked and he actually did! He really looked like him.

"That is so weird" I titled my head. "Randy come over here" I gestured for him to look.

"Is that Cody?" He asked. We all leaned closer to the screen.

"No, looks like him doesn't it?" We leaned closer and closer until…the Cody look a like, stood up and…

"ARGE" We all screamed and leant out. "SKIP IT! WHO WOULD DO THAT?"

"CODY! NO!" I screamed out. "TED SKIP IT!"

"PUT IT AWAY CODY!" Ted screamed "IT'S FROZEN!"

"CODY! STOP! WE COMMAND YOU TO STOP!"

"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST TAKE THAT OFF THE SCREEN?"

"CODY!"

"What?" We all turned around to see Cody standing there looking confused. I went into my room and got my spray bottle.

"Bad Cody! Bad!" I sprayed him.

"What are you doing?" Cody yelled out trying to cover himself, I huffed and put the bottle down. "Ted, why are you starring at me like that?"

"I feel as if I've seen you naked" Ted scowled at him, Cody's eyes widened.

"What the hell are you talking about?" We all just starred at Cody in disgust.

"How about we give you two some space" I winked at the two and pulled on Randy's arm.

"Oh now you want to go! Just when things were getting good!" Randy said digging his heels into the ground.

"Oh what? You want to go back to looking at the Cody look-a-like?"

"Going now is good"

"That's what I thought"

Becky's P.O.V

"Yes, but you haven't actually seen me naked!"

"It's not a hard stretch to imagine it now though!"

I frowned as I overheard the conversation as I passed Ted's room. That sounded like… Cody? What the hell were they talking about?

"Well, in all honesty, I'd appreciate it if you didn't think about me naked!"

"It's not my fault! Whenever I close my eyes I just see… Cody Junior!"

"Well stop closing your eyes!"

"Are you sure it wasn't you because he looked a lot like you!"

"I would know if I stripped on Chat Roulette! Besides, I came in when you just skipped it."

"Oh, how convenient. Look, you can open up to me about it! I've stripped on there before!"

"What…?"

"Nothing."

"Did you just say-"

"He just looked scarily like you! You don't have a freckle on Cody Junior do you?"

No he did not, but I wasn't going to say that. Instead I knocked on the door and let myself in.

"What," I said in a slow voice as they both spun around to look at me; they were both on Ted's laptop, "are you guys talking about…?"

"Cody stripped on Chat Roulette!"

Cody gave him a look and heaved a long sigh, "No. A guy who looked like me-"

"A likely story!" Ted cut in.

"Chat Roulette?" I perched down on the edge of the bed, "I've never been on it before."

Ted looked shocked, "Now, now, now that is not acceptable! Any future plans you have are now cancelled." He pulled me into the bed properly and adjusted the laptop so that we were all in view, "Right!"

Cody rolled his eyes at me and I couldn't help smirking at Ted. He definitely didn't act like any other twenty-seven-year-old that I knew.

The first guy was someone who wanted to show us a 'surprise' but Ted hurriedly skipped that. The second were two girls who looked way too young, so, once again, Ted skipped it. The third was a boy and a girl who were doing weird dancing but the three of us just gave them unimpressed looks.

"That," Ted wagged a finger, "is not how you dance." He then proceeded to do his version of 'good dancing' until they skipped us in disgust.

"Aw, Ted, you're going to scare everyone away!" Cody groaned.

"He'd do that anyway with his face!"

"Low blow, Rebecca, low blow." Ted shook his head slowly and sadly.

The next was a guy who looked the same age as us. He smirked at the camera and then said into his microphone, "Why don't you gentlemen leave me and the lady alone? I have something interesting to show her!" He then licked his lips and pointed downwards.

I screwed my nose up in disgust and said into the microphone, "Because I have standards."

Cody and Ted high-fived each other whilst the guy skipped us.

"You're getting the hang of it now, Rebecca!"

"I lied though."

They cocked their eyebrows in confusion, "What do you mean?"

"Well, look at my past record," I gestured to Ted, "that is definitely not a standard."

Ted looked insult and then flexed his muscles, "I think you'll find that I am a gift to womankind," he kissed his biceps whilst Cody and I just traded looks.

"In your own little delusional world maybe," I patted him on the head and then realized that some Randy old man was staring at us. Ted hastily skipped him.

"So, you don't have standards, is that what you are saying?" Cody asked innocently.

"That," I grinned at him, "is exactly what I'm saying."

He mock-glared at me but Ted hadn't even noticed and was too busy blowing kisses at a Barbie-wannabe on the laptop. I leant across and skipped it.

"Jesus."

I stared at the guy on the screen. He was gorgeous. He was like an older version of Taylor Lautner.

"What?" Ted asked obliviously.

The guy grinned and waved.

"That guy," I said, pointing at him, "is hot."

"Is he?" Cody asked pointedly.

I just gave him a cheeky grin, "Yes."

"Maybe you two lads should step outside and give the lady and I some privacy to talk," the guy said in the microphone.

"You have a weird accent!" Ted frowned.

"He's British, you mongrel!" I sighed, "Go away! I want to talk to the Taylor look-a-like!"

"He'll just show you his thingie and be gone!" Cody grumbled.

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

"Becky!" Cody exclaimed.

"That's such a beautiful name!" The guy said into the microphone with a charming smile.

"Thank you!" I grinned, knowing perfectly well that it was quite common. I turned to Cody, "You know you want to go and leave me alone." I was only teasing him but it was fun to see him wound up.

"No. I really do not want to do that." He argued.

"Don't be such a… baby."

"Yeah! Leave me alone with beautiful. I want to talk," he gently blew me a kiss.

I smirked, knowing that he was probably an idiot but it was fun to see Cody getting increasingly annoyed.

"You heard the man!" I ordered.

"Becky!"

"I think I'm going to write a poem about your name," 'Taylor' said dramatically.

"Jerk," Cody spat before skipping it.

"Hey!" I cried.

"It was for your own good!"

Ted was observing us with a strange expression. I think it was the longest that I had ever heard him be quiet.

"Why do you care so much, Cody?" Ted eventually asked.

"Because…" Cody said, looking anxious, "she's Randy's sister and… he wouldn't appreciate it."

Ted seemed to find this perfectly acceptable and his voice went back to its cheery tone, "Fair enough!" He then shoved a finger in my face, "So, is there any guy in your life, Ms Orton?"

"Nope!"

"Well, maybe I should set you up with someone!" He studied me, "Are you sure there's no guy?"

"Absolutely positive!" I lied, spotting Cody giving himself a secret smirk.

"Cody! Maybe you should break up with Ashley and date Becky instead!" Ted yelled with a huge smile, "I think that's a great idea!"

Yes, Ted, that was a great idea.

"Ted," Cody rolled his eyes but it seemed to me that he only said it because he didn't know how else to reply.

Ted just grinned and started harassing the next person. I stayed with them a little longer before excusing myself because I had to call my mom.

"Okay! Come back when you're done though!" Ted said pleasantly, his eyes on the screen.

Cody just mouthed 'Later?' at me. I smiled, shrugged and disappeared out of the room.

Mickie's P.O.V

"We're back" I yelled out, Randy took my coat and hung it up. I trained him well. We walked into where the guys were still on the computer. "What you guys been doing?" I asked them, they both turned to me with their jaws open. "What?" They continued to stare. "What are you guys looking at?" I looked over at the monitor to see they were still on chat roulette, on the screen there was a girl flashing and she looked like….

"Flipping hell, she looks like you" Randy pointed out. He leaned in to stare at the monitor, all the guys turned round and did the same.

"Well don't look at her!" I snapped angrily at them. "Stop it!" I dived in to skip it, but Ted pushed me back.

"Now, I feel like I've seen you naked baby, you have some nice boobs"

"Skip her! Now!" I yelled at them, they looked back at me, making me feel so uncomfortable.

"I'm going to take a mental picture of this and jack off to it" Ted grinned at me, Cody smacked him.

"Dude, not cool, her boyfriend is right there" Ted's eyes widened with realisation. He looked up at Randy who starred at him darkly, like he used to in the Legacy days.

"He, he he, I was kidding, right baby?" I shook my head, I was not helping him out here. "Look Randy, I'm taking the film out" He hit his head. "See?" Randy didn't move. "Please don't hurt me, it was Cody, he made me do it! He threatened my family man and I have a wife and kids"

"No you don't" Randy pointed out.

Randy leaned over Ted, Ted squeezed his eyes shut in thinking that Randy was going to hit him, but Randy just went and turned the screen off. "There" He said coming towards me and putting his arms around me. "All gone"

"Now, can you wipe their memory?" I asked him, glaring at Ted and Cody who just sat their grinning.

"I can try" We all went silent for a moment.

"I can still see her naked in my mind" Ted leaned back and smirked at me. "Whip cream has come into my vision" I lunged forwards jokily, Ted jumped up and threw Cody's arm around him. "HOLD ME BACK! HOLD ME BACK! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET THAT BABY!"

"What the hell happened?" Becky yelled running into the room. "Did Ted find out we were really Chloe?" My eyes widened at her. NO! Ted looked at us in shock, he then rushed for his phone.

"What did you just say?" Ted asked her in disbelief.

I shook my head at her, she caught on. "I said, did Ted find out that…err… I got nothing" She threw her hands up.

"So your telling me that…" He looked between us. "Oh, you two are going down, prepare for a beating ladies" Ted clicked his knuckles.

"Protect me!" I yelled at Randy and hid behind him.

"Oh no, I'm not protecting you this time, you deserve this" Randy pulled me out from behind me and pushed me to stand next to Becky.

"Six months, no sex" I hissed at him.

"She won't stick to it" Randy muttered to Cody.

"Now Ted, I think you should give us a chance to explain" Becky stuck her arms up to keep Ted away. "You see, we saw Chloe with another man so we didn't want to…"

"I just wanted to have sex with her" Ted groaned. "And now because of you two, I will never get that! You stupid …"

"*Gets gun* I smirked at him. "You were saying?"

"*Gets Machine gun* You stupid bitches!"

"*Gets Randy*"

"*Gets Sheamus*"

"…Ok, you win" I sighed, Randy's eyes widened.

"Haha, your girlfriend thinks you can't take on Sheamus" Cody laughed.

"Watch your mouth Runnels" Randy said warningly.

"What? Who the hell is Runnels?" I asked confused, everyone starred at me as if they were wondering if I was joking or not.

"Is she being serious?" Ted asked the group. "Baby, you didn't actually think his name was Rhodes did you?"

I starred at Ted for a moment. "….Oh you guys nearly had me on there for a second" I laughed at them. "Very funny"

"No baby…"

"Leave her" Randy chuckled.

"I think mine and Mickie's relationship is strong enough to handle such a revelation" Ted told Randy.

"We have a weird relationship" I pointed out to, he nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, it's like, I love you and all, but I want you to rest assured that come the zombie apocalypse, I won't hesitate to hit you upside your melon with a flat-head shovel if you come near my fresh water or supplies" My jaw dropped.

"WHAT!"

"It would have been different if you wouldn't of driven away my sex toy" Ted glared at me.

"To make it up to you, I offer Becky" I pushed her forward, she looked at me in shock. I just shrugged in return.

"Oh no, you don't" Randy pulled her back to stand in level with me.

"Ok, since that failed, I offer you Mickie" Becky then pushed me forwards.

"Definitely not" Randy growled and pulled me to stand back with him. "Mine"

"Well you said I had to get what I deserved" I mocked him, he pulled me back again.

"Like I said mine"

"Sheamus's"

"Mine"

"Sheamus's"

"MINE"

"SHEAMUS'S"

"WOULD YOU TWO…"

Knock Knock.

"I'll get it!" Cody spoke up cheerfully. He went towards the door.

"Ted" I said, he looked at me. "You are one dirty texter"

"Why thank you" He tugged on his shirt arrogantly. "The ladies love it, ay Mickie" He winked at me.

"Mickie" I heard Cody say, I turned to see him at the door standing with Vince McMahon. "Vince is here to see you"

"We best be off" Becky spoke up.

"You stay here.." Randy pointed out.

"I'm hungry, who else is hungry?" She asked.

"Me!" Ted said raising his hand.

"And me! Let's go" They all left scared leaving me and Randy with Vince. At least Randy stayed by my side, is Vince that scary…ok yes he is.

"What can I do for you?" I asked him.

"Well, you might want to take a seat" He told me, I nodded and sat down, Randy remained standing and starred at Vince suspiciously. Vince ignored him. "Now, we have done this poll on the WWE website and it seems the WWE universe want you to be with a superstar, do you remember? Like we did with Miz and Maryse"

"Who do you have in mind?" I asked him, I looked up at Randy who did not look at all happy.

"They also voted that they wanted you with…" He paused. Oh c'mon man, just say it! "John Cena"

"I'm sorry" I chuckled. "I think I heard wrong did you just say John Cena?"

"That is correct"

"You knew what he did to me" I stood up and starred angrily at….my boss. "I can't stand being around him, how am I suppose to pretend to be in love with him?"

"This isn't up for discussion" Vince yelled at me, Randy took a step forward. "Understand this, I control both of your jobs" Randy twisted his neck, I could tell he was trying to hold everything in. "Now, you will be giving a script"

"You can't do this"

"Nothing was proved that John Cena did anything to you, now John has agreed to the storyline"

"Figures" Randy mumbled.

"You will hear more about it tomorrow, I will give you the night to think about it" He nodded at the two of us and made his own way out. Me and Randy stood in silence for a second, I didn't know what to say to him, I could see how angry he was about this, especially knowing that he couldn't do anything.

"Randy…" I spoke up. He turned away from me.

"I'm going for a cigarette" He picked up his packet and left, I slumped onto the couch and didn't even bother to go after him, he needed his smoke time I guess…

A storyline, with John? This can't go well, Next chapter, meeting with Vince & John!
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