How Taking Down Legacy Failed

Becky's P.O.V

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified," Ted put a hand on his heart and skidded across the wood, still only wearing his boxers, "kept thinking' I could never live without by my side!" He pointed at Cody and wriggled his hips.

"Ted, put some boxers on." I pleaded.

"But then I spent so many nights thinking' how you did me wrong," Ted winked and then put both hands on his chest, "And I grew strong!" He dropped to his knees, "And so you're back from out of space! I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face!"

"Ted," Cody looked baffled, "Why are you singing?"

"And… um… da, da, da, da!" Ted hummed out of tune, "Go on now! GO walk out the door! Just turn around, 'cause you're not welcome anymore!"

"Why are you singing in your boxers?" I added.

"Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with your good lies!"

"The line is 'goodbye'." Cody corrected.

Ted glared at him and pulled himself to his full height, "You always have to ruin it, Codykins, don't you? See this face? Not impressed!"

"It's not my fault that you sung it wrong!"

"I WILL SURVIVE!" Ted suddenly yelled, beating his chest with his fists.

"Finished?"

"Indeedio!" He plonked down next to me and smiled, "So, would you like an encore?"

"Not particularly." I told him sadly. "Besides, Mickie is still out, don't wake her"

He looked disappointed, "That's a shame. Would you like to see what's underneath my boxers?" He tugged on them.

"Why are you in your boxers?"

"I couldn't find any pants!"

"How is that possible?" Cody demanded, "You have about thirty thousand pairs of jeans!"

Ted shrugged before patting my head, "So, do you want to see my package?"

"Yes."

We both looked at Cody who licked his lips suggestively.

"I don't want to play this game anymore." Ted told him with a look of disgust before grinning at me, "So, I've been thinking long and hard about who to set you up with, since I've assumed you've given up on that guy, like you said."

I avoided Cody's gaze, "Right… but like I said, I don't want to be set up."

"Yes you do, I've found the perfect guy!"

"Who?"

"Err… Edge!"

"You just made that up, didn't you?"

"Of course I did but it was the first name that popped into my head. So, Bex, tell me your perfect type!"

"I don't really have one."

"Don't be silly. Tell me your perfect guy!"

"Funny?"

Ted sighed, "You're no help!" He turned to Cody, "So, Codykins, how's it going with you and Ashley?"

"Actually she's coming down this weekend."

Wow. Thanks for telling me.

Ted nodded appreciatively, "Coolies! I haven't seen her in a while. How long is she staying for?"

"Just a couple of days."

"Bout time you got some action, Codykins!"

"Mm. Thanks." He looked pointedly at me and I wondered if he was trying to tell me that he was going to break up with her then.

Ted looked between us before scratching his chin thoughtfully, "I like Ashley but I still think you two would be a better couple! I mean, it'd be much simpler?"

"No thank you," I mock-shuddered, "besides, I don't think Randy would be too happy."

Ted chewed his lip, "You know, on that night that Mickie and I were drunk? The night we encountered Mr Cena." He shivered, "At the club?"

"Yeah…"

"I think I had a dream that Mickie and I walked in on the two of you kissing in the bathroom of the hotel room."

My heart missed a beat and I exchanged a quick look with Cody, who looked anxious.

"Do… do you remember what happened?" I asked nervously.

"We stumbled in there and Mickie said something like…" Ted scrunched up his face in concentration, "I can't remember but it was like she knew and you two were making out… and then I was like 'what a slut'! That's it!"

"That's a really odd dream, Ted." Cody said lightly.

"Mm… it felt so real though!"

"Well, I can tell you with some confidence that Cody and I have never made out." I lied.

Ted laughed, "I know. That'd be really weird… but quite hot at the same time."

"That's very disturbing." Cody pulled a face.

"It's me!" Ted pointed out before jumping to his feet, "All together now!" He cleared his voice and pointed at the door, "So go on now, just walk out the door! Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore!"

"You've already sung that bit."

"It wasn't any better the first time, either."

"Screw you guys."

Mickie's P.O.V

"Baby?" I heard a soft voice, I stirred. "I think she's waking up! Baby, can you hear me?" I opened my eyes slowly to see Ted, Cody, Becky and Randy all standing around me, I went to sit up, but I felt a major head rush, I grabbed my head and laid back down. "You've been out for a long time baby!"

"I knew we should of taken her to the hospital" I heard Randy say.

"The doctor at the arena said that was not necessary" Cody told him. "How are you feeling?"

"Ok, head hurts, but ok, how long have I been out?" I asked Cody.

"All night" He replied, I tried to sit up again, Ted and Randy helped me this time. "Edge attacked you"

"He didn't attack her" Randy sighed. "He just…"

"Attacked her" Ted cut him off, Randy glared at him, he smiled innocently back. "It's ok baby, Randy has already made the threats to kill Edge, he has got it out of his system" Randy sat on the bed, I leaned my head onto his knee.

"Ted, why are you in your boxers?"

"I'm sorry, is it illegal to just be wearing my boxers?"

"Well no, but I would figure since it's like" I looked at the clock next to my bed. "Midday you would have put pants on by now"

"I thought you would like something nice to stare at when you woke up" He smiled at me.

I rolled my eyes. "What are we going to do today?" I asked, looking around the room, they all laughed at me.

"You" Randy tapped my nose. "Are taking it easy today"

"I don't want to stay in bed all day!" I pouted.

"Well maybe we could play a game!" Ted said excitedly, I saw a few eyes rolling in the room.

"I know!" I said equally excited as Ted. "Murder in the dark!"

"That's a great idea!" Ted cheered. "Only, a few rules, no killing of self *cough* Mickie *cough* And Cody can't play, just for the lolz really, because I think that'll be funny" Ted grinned, Cody glared at him.

"I never used to kill myself!" I defended myself, everyone gave me a disbelieving look. Me, Ted, Cody and Ashley had played once before ages ago and everyone thought that I kept killing myself! "I actually didn't! Someone was just playing unfairly! Codykins can play! And Becky & Randy too"

"Tell them the rules and you did kill yourself" Cody pointed out, grinning at me. "Remember that time at Ashley's? I remember it well, you cheater!"

"Well I apparently killed myself like every game…BUT I DIDN'T!" I shouted getting frustrated, everyone laughed at me. "I swear! No one believes me and it's been what, six months?"

"At least that yes" Ted stroked his game. "Then how come when it was time for the real murderer to step forward, no one did? Huh?"

"I'll tell you why!" Cody spoke up. "Because the murderer was the murderee, I.e you killed yourself"

"Good logic there Codykins!" Ted patted his back.

"Who knew things could get crazy in a game of murder in the dark?" Randy chuckled.

"Whatever happens, I will be told that 'I killed myself' What else could we do?" I asked, everyone sat in silence. "Why don't we go for a swim?" I suggested.

"You hit your head and you want to go swimming?" Cody asked narrowing his brows at me.

"Why not? I'm a great swimmer, can I demonstrate the breast stroke?"

"Your not going swimming" Randy told me sternly. "Pick something else" I growled at him. "Don't go growling at me babe"

"How about shopping?" Becky suggested, she smirked has all the guys groaned.

"I don't know why your groaning Theodore, last time we went shopping, you got way into it, a little too much if I re-call" I glared at him.

"What do you mean a little too into it?" Randy asked me, Ted shook his head in gesture for me to not to tell him, I gave him a small nod signally I wasn't going to do it.

"BASICALLY" I grinned at Ted who glared at me. "He got obsessed with buying things and he was very rude to one lady"

"Rude?" Cody asked looking at Ted. "Ted? Rude? Never" He faked shocked.

"God, that woman was annoying! it's out of stock, Fuck off!" Ted grumbled.

"Well then that's off the table" Cody said sighing.

"But but I want to shop" I whined. "Look! I can walk!" I slowly got up, I managed to stand up and I smirked at them all. "Told you" Shouldn't of jinxed it, I took one step forward and lost my balance, luckily Randy was there and he caught me, I looked up at him, still in his arms to see him with a smug look on his face. I looked around the room to see they all were looking like that. "Err. Ted! It's not nice to trip people!"

"I did no such thing!"

"That did not mean a thing, it was foul play" I told Randy.

"I didn't trip her Codykins, honest!" I heard Ted say in the background.

"Give it an hour and if you can walk without getting too dizzy or…fall…" He snickered.

"I told you that was Ted tripping me!" I turned to face Ted. "Not cool man!"

"Hold me back Codykins! Hold me back!"

"Come back in an hour guys" Randy told them all, they nodded, smiled and made their way out, I laid back on the bed, Randy laid down next to me.

"Thank you Randall" I kissed his cheek.

"It hasn't been an hour yet" He chuckled and pulled me closer to him. "So your match with Ted yesterday was pretty...interesting"

"It was, wasn't it" I grinned. "I so kicked his ass"

"YOU DID NOT!" We heard a yell from the other side of the door. "AND I DIDN'T TRIP YOU"

"TED GO PUT SOME PANTS ON!"

"MAKE ME"

"YOU KNOW I WILL!"

"YOU AND WHAT ARMY?"

"ME AND CODY'S FATHER!"

"Ok, I'll be quiet" Ted's voice lowered.

"Why bring my dad into this?" I heard a mumble, I laughed and looked at Randy who also looked quiet amused by the whole situation.

An Hour Later

"We are going!" I cheered coming out of the bedroom to see Cody and Becky waiting, I looked at them suspiciously as if they were up something, I need to talk to Becky about whether or not they were still up to that. "Wait a minute…someone in missing, where is Ted?" They all shrugged. "He better have a good excuse" I mumbled and took out my phone to text him. It wasn't long before I received a reply.

"Ted replied! He says 'Crap, crap, crap! Running late! Can't find pants!" The group sniggered, I on the other hand kept a straight face. "This is a perfectly acceptable reason to arrive late in my opinion"

Ted came ten minutes later. "Look! I'm wearing pants!" He put a smug smile on.

"I'm proud Theodore! Now who knows where the nearest mall is?"

"ME! This is my home town after all" We all starred at him, no one knew where he was from.

"Oh yeah, I remember that" I coughed and looked around the room. "I was just fooling you man" I patted his back. Randy gave me 'Your unbelievable' look.

"Shall we gents?" Cody said standing up, I glared at him. "And Mickie" Becky then glared at him. "And Becky"

"Man, you suck with the ladies" Ted laughed.

"Like you could do better" Cody scoffed.

"Oh yeah?" Ted replied, he smirked and walked over to me. "Are you free tonight or will it cost me?" He said to me, I considered slapping him for a moment, but I looked at him and he gave me a pleading look, might as well go along with it!

"Oh Theodore!" I giggled, Randy and Cody's eyes widened, I think Becky figured what me and Ted were doing and just shook her head and laughed.

"How…how does that work?" Cody said in disbelief.

"He just has that Theodore charm" I replied and started walking out the door. We went into two different cars to get there. Becky, Ted and Cody walk in front and I walked just a little bit behind with Randy, he had his arm around me, it felt nice to say I was 'Randy's girl' he made me feel like a teenager again.

"So earlier" Randy spoke up, I looked at him. "Does lines like that really work on you?"

I laughed at him which he gave me a confused look at. "No silly, I was just backing Ted up! In fact my first reaction was to slap him"

"Oh that's too bad, I had quite a few lines for you tonight" He winked at me and fastened his pace, trying to catch up with Becky, Ted and Cody.

"Tell me!" I tried pulling him back.

"No, you said you don't like them"

"I still want to hear them!"

"Too bad" He grinned. He then smashed into the back of Cody. "What's the hold up?" He asked confused. We stepped forward to see Ted grinning at a security guard.

"Well, well, well" Ted said starring at the security guard. "It's been a long time Ron"

"You know him?" I asked.

"We have a lot of history" Ted grinned at me, the security guard did not look happy to see him.

"I thought I saw the last of you" Ron's voice boomed, I hid behind Randy pretending I was afraid.

"Oh what? You can go visit The Undertaker, but you can't take on this guy?" Randy whispered to me, I just pouted in return. "Don't do that, you know that it makes me want to…" I stuck my bottom lip out further. "Babe" He whined. "Fine! I will buy you a muffin!"

"You so know me" I hugged him from behind.

"Well I missed you Ron! So I decided to come back and visit, this is Codykins"

"Err Hi Ron" Cody said to him.

Ted opened his arms for a hug. "C'mon Ron! Where is the love?"

"If you keep going like that, I'm going to have to ask you and your group to leave" He sneered at Ted, what did he do to him!

"Ron! Ron! I thought the past was in the past!" Ron's mouth just curled up inresponce. "So…how's the mrs?"

"You stay away from my wife" Ron warned him.

"Is it my fault your wife found me so charming?"

"Ted" I stepped forward. "Maybe we should leave Mr Ron" I smiled weakly at Ron. "And go get you, well when I mean you, I mean me, a muffin"

"She used to kill herself in murder in the dark" Ted pointed at me. I smacked his arm.

"I'm sure Mr Ron doesn't care about whether or not I…"

"You did?" Ron sniggered.

"I DIDN'T!" I screamed out

"Babe" I felt Randy's hands on my shoulder. Ron starred at me in disbelief. "Let's go get you your muffin"

"Well, that was embarrassing" I scratched the back of my head awkwardly.

"Well why you guys go get a muffin, I'm going to go see another old friend!" Ted smiled cheekily and walked away.

"Hmm, I wonder why he didn't want us to meet them" Cody said looking straight at me.

Randy then joined in starring at me. "I don't know…"

"You know what, you two are uninvited to come getting a muffin with us" I linked arms with Becky.

"Yeah!" She yelled and gave me a high five.

"I'm the one buying you the muffin!" Randy pulled me to him.

"You think I'm an embarrassment!" I pointed out.

"I didn't say it was a bad thing" He hugged me. "I thought it was cute" He whispered in my ear.

I looked at suspiciously. "Nice save" I commented and reached out my hand for him.

"Cute, in an embarrassing way" He grinned taking my hand.

Later

"Hey guys! Look who I found!" Ted said happily, he stepped aside to see someone who I really didn't, my head instantly turned to Becky who too did not look happy. The lovey dovy faces were put back onto Randy, Cody and Ted's faces. Could you guess who was in front of us? None other then Chloe.

"Hey guys" She giggled. Were me and Becky invisible.

"Why don't you join us?" Cody stood up and pulled out a chair for her, she smiled at him and took a seat. Ted sat down opposite her which was right next to me.

"Thanks a lot Theodore" I hissed at him. He just winked at me. Me and Becky started texting aka bitching about Chloe.

"Oh Randy, your so funny" Her voice echoed through my ears, I looked up at Randy who seemed proud that he made her laugh. I was going to kill her. "Mickie" My head snapped towards her. "It's Mickie right?" I nodded. "Is that a muffin your eating?"

"Err" I looked at her confused. "Yeah, you want some?" I asked her.

"No, I actually care about calories" She smiled at me, I gawped at her, Becky looked equally as shocked, I looked at Randy who didn't seem to of notice what was wrong with what she said. I was literally going to lunge at her when I felt myself being held down onto the seat, I looked at Ted.

"Put those claws away!" He whispered in my ear in a joking tone.

"Ted, take her somewhere away from me, I'm going to kill her" I growled, she continued to go on giggling with Randy and Cody. Didn't seem to notice the death glares me and Becky were giving her.

"You never like the girls I bring home!" Ted pointed out.

"That's because you have bad taste my dear Theodore! Besides you just want to sleep with her"

"This is true"

"Do it quick and then kick her to the curb"

"Randy and Cody seem to like her…" Now I was sending Ted the death glare. "Your pretty?"

Becky's P.O.V

"I can't believe she said that to you? Who the heck does she think she is?" I said. I didn't even need to whisper because the three boys were completely mesmerised by Chloe and hadn't heard a word we said.

"I know! I can't believe it." She sighed and ran a hand through her hair before glaring at Chloe, "What can we do?"

"We need to bring her down."

"Right! But how?"

"Um… you're usually the one with the good ideas!"

Mickie smiled but then looked serious, "I have no idea how to bring down a girl like that…"

Her words clicked an idea in my mind, "I've got it. I've got it!"

Mickie clapped her hands together, "Tell!"

"If you can't beat them… join them."

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

I laughed and grinned, "Describe Chloe."

"Slutty. Ditzy. Easy. She pretends to be vulnerable. Stupid. Flirtatious."

"So, why don't we beat her at her own game?"

Mickie studied me for a moment before grinning, "Are you suggesting that we act sluttier, ditzier, easier, stupider and more flirty than her?"

I shrugged.

"Rebecca Orton… you're as conniving as your big brother."

"I'll take that as a compliment."

"When should we start this grand master plan?"

"How about… now?"

"We're just going to the bathroom," Mickie said loudly and we quickly hurried to the bathroom.

We made ourselves look ridiculous. We rolled our skirts up, covered ourselves in make-up and perfected our stupid giggling.

"Randy won't like it," I grinned.

"Good. Now, copy me." She walked, wriggling her hips and pursing her lips. She saw my raised eyebrow and grinned, "Ted taught it to me."

We laughed before making our way back out.

It was odd. Mickie and I weren't exactly dogs and a reasonable amount of guys had checked us out when we were dressed 'normally'. Now that we were 'slutted up', practically every guy was staring.

You know those cartoons when the eyes pop out of the sockets? It was like that. It was a strange thing to watch.

"Ohmygod!" Mickie simpered, tossing back her head when we reached our table, "I, like, totally forgot how to pull out my chair!"

Okay, there was no way that they were going to buy that… was there?

Cody, Randy and Ted all stared at us as if were from another world.

"Let-let me help you," Randy stuttered, getting to his feet and pulling out her chair. Mickie put a hand over her mouth and giggled before sitting down. Chloe looked confused.

I put a hand to my head, as if I felt dizzy, "I can't really remember where I was sitting." I felt like a complete idiot and from Mickie's expression, she did too, but then she winked at me, telling me to go with it.

"H-here, you can take my s-seat." Cody's jaw was hanging open and he jumped up and pulled out his chair, I sat down and copied Mickie's giggle.

"Did you know," Mickie said when Chloe opened her mouth to say something, "that I can do the splits!"

Randy's eyes practically fell out and all his attention turned to her.

I put a hand on Ted's forearm and widened my eyes; "I can put my feet behind my head."

Ted stuttered something incoherently before falling silent.

"Y-y-you can?" Cody stammered.

I pouted, "Oh yes but I only do it if I know what I'll get in return is good." I bit my lip and looked at both of them from underneath my eyelashes.

"I-I can promise you something good in r-return." Cody mumbled.

"Back off!" Ted managed to say, "You have a girlfriend!"

"Guys, guys!" Chloe quickly interrupted, "I once went to a nude beach and hooked up with another girl."

The boy's heads snapped back to her but then Mickie suddenly gasped.

"Oh dang it. I spilt a drink on my top!"

Randy's eyes snapped back to her where Mickie had tactfully spilt a drink on the upper-half of her top, she tutted and began rubbing at it.

"I'm so clumsy. Is that going to stain?"

"Um… I… maybe?"

"Do you think you could help me out?"

Her eyes met mine and from the slight raise of my eyebrow I knew that she was telling me to put the nail in the coffin but I didn't know if I could do it.

I sighed.

I yawned and stretched my arms high above my head and my top rode up slightly, "I am so tired," I batted my eyelashes, "I think I might go back for a little nap…" I lowered my voice slightly and smiled innocently.

Both Ted and Cody were staring at me in complete and utter shock.

"That'd be a good idea." Ted said weakly.

"Guys, watch this!"

Chloe's voice was loud and firm and the guys had no choice to look. She grabbed a girl and kissed her.

One, ew at the guy's horny expressions

And Two, damn.

We had lost them for good… or at least, for the rest of the day. It slightly disturbed me to why guys found that 'hot' but whatever.

Mickie and I sighed and watched as the three boys were immediately back in Chloe's attention when she resumed her seat. She sent us a smug smile.

"Chloe, one," Mickie muttered, "Becky and Mickie, nil."

Can they ever beat Chloe?
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