How Taking Down Legacy Failed

"So" I spoke up, Ted looked over at me. "Where is your little slut?" I asked him gesturing to Chloe, he looked around.

"Well baby, your right here!" I gave him a har-har look. How long did it take to sleep with a slut and then chuck her out the door!

"That hurt Teddy, that hurt" I put on my best sad face.

"Oh, I'm sorry baby, here have fifty dollars" He handed me a $50 note; I looked at him to the note in disgust.

"So you think you can just buy me off!" I scowled at him.

"Ok then, give it back" He held out his hand.

"No" I pulled the $50 towards me.

"Well then, glad that's sorted"

"Dude, you might want to check your twitter" Cody came in sniggering. I gave him a death glare.

"What do you mean?" He asked, his eyes then widened and turned to me. "You didn't?"

"I do not know what you're talking about"

Ted whipped out his phone; two minutes later he looked up and glared at me. "Hmm, I really don't remember tweeting Mickie James, Why are you so god damn awesome?"

"Aww Theodore, your sweet" I smiled at him, opening my arms for a hug, which he rejected.

"Stop using my phone!"

"You wrote that you mugging!"

"Great another insult I don't know the meaning of" Ted cried out throwing his hands in the air. "If I wasn't so gorgeous I would have nothing!"

"Where is Becky?" Cody asked ignoring Ted. "And Randy" He quickly added onto that.

"Still asleep I think"

""...Ted's so hot- he'll melt your pop-sicle- OH, OH, OH, OH" Me and Cody both turned and gave Ted the strangest look. His eyes widened when he saw that we were actually in the same room as him and could actually hear him. "I mean… I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other Cody's can't deny, when a Mickie walks in with a…"

"Don't even think about finishing that song" I wagged my finger at him.

"Ok how about, when a Latoya walks in…"

"Ted!" I cut him off. "Shut up! Behave!"

"I am behaving!" Ted whined. "And how is our dear Latoya?"

"I heard she is engaged" I shrugged.

"Wow, you're going to be an awful sister in law to her fiancé" Ted tutted at me.

"Oh god, your right!"

"There there Mickie, it's ok" Ted patted me on the back. "They might not even invite you to the wedding so don't worry!"

"Cheers Ted"

"Why are you here?" I asked him, I'm surprised he isn't with his precious Chloe.

"I was an accident" He told me. "Oh! You mean, here, here? The woman who's name escapes me is still getting ready"

"Chloe"

"Who's that?"

"The girl in your bed"

"Are you sure? I thought it was something beginning with a B like Bertha" I slapped my forehead at that.

"She's always covered in make up, she wears such a thick layer of foundation, it takes her like what an hour to do her make up" I said in disgust.

"Two hours" Ted corrected me.

"Exactly, I mean I never spend that long getting ready"

Ted then looked at me and said "Maybe you should"

I slapped his arm as hard as I could for his remark. "You asshole"

"Ouch, That hurt my feelings, now we are both in the wrong" He said rubbing his arm.

"Oh my dear friends" Cody wrapped his arms around me and Ted. "What shall we do today my comrades?" He must be in a good mood!

"Your in a good mood, it must be because Ashley is coming soon"

"I don't know about you, but I want to sing" Cody groaned at Ted saying this. "That's not the spirit Codykins, try it with me! I like big butts and I cannot lie" Ted screamed at the top of his lungs. "You other Cody's can't deny, when a Bertha walks in and with a…ooff" I turned around, already and everything to smack Ted when I saw that he had been knocked to the floor. "You…you hit me" He stuttered looking up at his attacker. Towering above him was a very tired, very angry Becky.

"What is going to happen here, is I'm going to go back to bed and if I hear a peep out of you Dibiase…." She said very darkly that even Ted looked afraid. "Then you will wake up, under water"

"Y….y…yes mam" Ted watched her retreat back to the bedroom. "Wait, I'm not even asleep so how can I wake up under water?" Ted asked, she turned around and gave him her darkest glare. "I'll be quiet" She starred a little longer, she had that Orton stare, the one that would make anyone retreat, Randy scares the hell out of me when he does it!

"You sure showed her Ted" I clapped.

He scoffed. "I ain't afraid of no woman"

"Yeah, shows" I grinned. He rubbed his hands together.

"I'll prove it" He told me.

"Go on then" This should be amusing.

"Right" Ted said simply looking around the room. "Ah ha!" He got a chair and put it underneath Becky's door handle. "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER CODY'S CAN'T DENY" Me and Cody watched on it amusement. I saw the door handle on Becky's room twitch, but because of the chair, she couldn't get out. "WHEN A BECKY DOESN'T WALK IN BECAUSE SHE'S LOCKED IN HER BEDROOM AND TED IS GOR-GOREOUS, MICKIE GETS SPRUNG!" Ted screamed. "OH BABY I WANNA GET WITH YA! AND TAKE YOUR PICTURE! MY CODY TRIED TO WARN ME, BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT, MAKES MICKIE SO HORNY"

"Err Ted, maybe it's not good to sing that at" I looked at my watch. "9am, she is going to be pissed! "

"I told you I'm not afraid! What is that mongrel going to do? "Her attempts to get out became more obvious. I decided to start banging on the wall, just to provoke her a little bit more and get her the inspiration to tear her door down. We started laughed when we heard a cough from behind.

There standing behind us, looking as equally as tired and angry as Becky had, was her brother, my boyfriend, the viper, Randy. He had that same death glare on his face. "It's lucky he is my boyfriend" I chuckled. "Right Randy?" Randy's facial expression did not change. "Randy?" I questioned again chuckling nervously. "Ranster?" He took a step forward.

"IT WAS ALL HER!" Ted screamed and ran out the door.

"TRAITOR!" I yelled after him. "Stupid ass" I mumbled, I then turned my attention back to Randy who had titled his head. "Let's not doing anything irrational here!" I put my hands between us to stop him from coming any closer. "You heard the singing, it was all Ted!" He still kept starring at me. "Say something please! You're scaring me!"

"I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! I'M GOING TO RIP YOU APART DIBIASE! LET ME OUT!" Becky screamed, Randy's eyes went to the chair and unhooked it. She panted as she fell flat on the floor; she looked up at me and Randy. "Where is he?" She growled, I pointed straight for the door; she grinned evilly and ran out. Cody literally was sitting there with popcorn now. Randy's eyes turned back to me.

"See! It was all Ted" I pouted at him, he showed no mercy. "Now he has gone, you can go back to bed" I smiled innocently. "I know what will make you forgive" I said seductively, I put my arms around his neck.

"I don't want to see this" Cody groaned and left the room.

Randy's head watched Cody's form disappear before turning his head back to me. He gripped his hand on to my hip and moved his gaze down my body. "You" He started ticking his tongue. "are wearing too many clothes" He bit his lip before moving down to capture my lips with his. I rested one of my hands on his shoulder and the other on his chest. He took a step forwards, his lips still connected to mine so I went with him until I was against the wall. Leaning my head back, he deepened the kiss, moving his hands lower then they were before. He pushed my leg up so it was now wrapped around his waist, he backed out of the kiss and his gaze went to the buttons of my shorts. His hands fiddled with the button till it came undone. He started his hand on my stomach before moving it slowly down before he reached my thighs.

"Opps, I didn't realise anyone was here" I turned my head to the side to see Chloe standing there in just a towel. Anyone here? It is 9am, where else are we going to be? Ted kept her in his bedroom? Get rid of her already! I looked at Cody who hearing her voice came back into the room, his jaw was on the floor, if only Ashley knew…I turned to Randy to see his facial expression was exactly the same. "Silly me" She giggled. Yes, indeed Chloe, indeed. Have these guys never seen a girl in a towel before? Seriously?

"Randy?" He still didn't look at me. I looked down to see his hand was still down my shorts, just not his focus on me. I unlinked my arms from his neck, gripped his hand and pulled it. I did my buttons up, Randy's face showed he didn't even care, after I tried to make a dramatic exit out the room, I rushed past Chloe.

"Mickie! You made my towel fall!" She squealed, I did no such thing! She upstaged me in my dramatic exit…bitch.

I walked down the corridor, where was I actually going? I had no where to go, I will try and find Becky & Ted, make sure she hasn't killed him, if not walk around and then make my way back after awhile, once the boys have had a good show of Chloe.

"Hello Mickie James" A British accent said, I recognised that accent from anywhere. I turned around to see Wade Barrett there.

"Wade! Admired what you did the other day to John, he has had it coming for a long time" I patted his back; he looked at me amused and slightly surprised. Maybe he was expecting me to have a go at him for what he did.

"Felt good too" He smirked.

"Bet it did" I replied. "But the other stuff, with destroying the ring, its surrounding and even King! Not cool! But I'm going to let it slide in thinking it was a spare of the moment thing"

"Yeah…spare of the moment" He smirked again. Another smirker ay.

"Get away from her" I heard a growl from behind me. I sighed seeing John there. He charged in front of me and pushed me back to square up with Wade. "How about we settle this now?"

"Go ahead John, I'd like nothing more to see you get fired" I said to him, he ignored me and continued to stare down at Wade. "Leave him alone John" I said angrily trying to pull John back; he starred at me in disbelief. "He was just speaking to me, minding his own business when you came along and just decided to get in his face!"

"Leave him alone? Leave him alone?"

"You didn't need to say it twice" I pointed out.

"Did you not see what he did to me? To the WWE?"

"I don't agree with the other stuff, but what he did to you, well let's just say, I hope he does it again" I grinned at John. I turned to Wade. "Good one"

"You heard the lady, she doesn't need protecting" Wade's voice boomed. "Now I suggest you get out of here"

"Just go John"

"Don't call me when you need help" He sneered at me.

"I wasn't going to…If I need help, I will call my boyfriend" John glared at me one last time, before storming off, I rolled my eyes at him, who the hell does he think he is! "You would of thought that beating would of kicked some sense into him"

"Indeed" Wade chuckled. I suddenly felt really weird; I looked behind me to see the other six members of the NXTERS. They all surrounded me like they did to John. They wouldn't attack me would they? "It's ok gents, she's cool" Wade told them, ah I like this guy. They starred at me suspiciously and then let their guard down and went by Wade's side. "So hopefully I will be seeing you around" He told me before they all walked away.

"Well, that was weird" I said to myself. "And I'm talking to myself…" For a moment I forgot about the whole Chloe thing, I went back to our hotel room to see both Becky and Ted were back. Chloe was gone, thankfully. Cody and Randy were there, Randy looked at me as I walked in, I didn't want to argue, I just wish he would quit doing that! Ted was rocking back and forwards. "What did you do to him?" I asked Becky laughing, she just smiled evilly.

"Oh, this and that" She replied. "Where have you been?"

"I met a new friend" I smiled; Randy got up and put his arms around my waist from behind, resting his chin on my shoulder. "Wade Barrett?" I felt Randy move from my shoulder and spin me around to face him.

"What? What were you thinking?" He half yelled at me, I was not expecting that.

"What? "I asked him confused.

"You saw what he did on Raw, he is dangerous Mickie and I don't want you getting hurt" He told me sternly.

"I saw what he did, but he's really nice to me and he protected me from the other NXTERS when they thought I was a threat" Randy's eyes widened. "I probably shouldn't of said that" I scratched the back of my head.

"Mickie…."

"I'll stay away from Wade, if your starring at Chloe the way you do" I crossed my arms.

"Fine" His voice sounded strain.

"Fine?"

"Fine"

Perfect time, Chloe same back out, in small shorts, and when I mean small, I mean it barely covered her ass! A low cut tank top, Randy bit his lip and turned away from her. I watched on in amusement. "I'm thinking of going for a swim, what do you think of this bikini guys?" She tripped off the tank top and revealed a black bikini top. "California girls, we're unforgettable" She giggled. I starred at Ted remembering his singing earlier; he was starring at Chloe so no look back!

"I…I..I like it" Ted stuttered.

"M..m,me too" Cody dribbled, Becky rolled his eye, do I sense jealous?

Randy was giving me daggers, I just smirked at him. "Randy?" Chloe soft babyish voice rang. He squeezed his eyes shut.

"Yeah, it's nice"

"You haven't seen it, turn around silly"

I put my hands on my hips, Randy gave me a look of hatred, I just continued to look smugly at him. "Yeah Randy, you haven't seen it so how would you know" I shrugged innocently. He groaned. "What will it be?"

"I think the strap needs to be tightened, it's slipping off" Randy turned around slowly and he did not turn back to me anytime soon. "I'm going to go find Wade" I told him, pushing his hand away from me, he winced as I said snatched his hand away. I went past Becky. "Men"

"Amen" She agreed chucking a pillow at Ted. He starred at her and jumped up when realising she threw the pillow. "I think I have scarred him too much!"

"You think?" I laughed and left the room.

Becky's P.O.V

"So, I hear that your brother has given me permission to set you up!" Ted said gleefully, rubbing his hands together excitedly.

Cody glanced up at us and cocked an eyebrow, "What?"

Ted grinned wickedly, "I went to Randy and pointed out that she must be pretty lonely since we're all in relationships-"

"You aren't in a relationship." Cody interrupted.

"Chloe kind of counts!" Ted smiled smugly before continuing, "Anyway, and he was all against the idea until I pointed out that she'd never be happy if she couldn't have a chance of starting a family or something and he eventually agreed and said that I could chose someone to set her up with!"

"You know, 'she' has a name!" I pointed out.

Ted grinned and waved a hand, "He said make sure that it's one of the backstage guys but…" he rubbed his hands together excitably, "after your outrageous behaviour to me this morning, I think I'll find someone suitable…"

"Can you blame her? She isn't a morning person."

"Oh yeah, and how would you know that, Codykins?"

I covered my smile with my hand, "Yes, Cody, how would you know that?"

Cody glared at me swiftly before smiling innocently, "We've had a few early mornings when we've had to travel, remember?

"True!" Ted agreed, bobbing his head, "Speaking of early mornings, when's Ashley arriving?"

"What's that got to do with early mornings?"

"Nothing, I just wanted to ask!"

Cody rolled his eyes, "Err… not for a couple more days. She's gotten a little held up but she'll be here eventually."

"How long is she staying here?"

"She said just a week but…"

"If things go well, she'll stay for longer." Ted nodded as if that made sense before slapping him on the back, "How are things going with you two?"

"Difficult. I-I don't know if we're going to last much longer." He looked at me pointedly and I just shrugged.

"Really?" Ted looked thoughtful for a moment, "I guess it might be for the best! I mean, it must be difficult with you both living in different places and you travelling so much… it must be hard to settle down."

Cody hunched his shoulders, "I guess."

Ted frowned for a moment, "Love is tough but I suppose once you find the person you want to be with, you'll make it through all that."

"Who are you and what have you done with Ted?" Cody demanded.

Ted smiled smugly, "Sometimes I can bring on the charm, people! People should just follow my advice. I give really good advice."

"I've never heard any of this 'supposedly' good advice." Cody frowned.

"Me neither!" I added.

Ted looked shocked, "No? I'm insulted! It's simple, really." Ted pinched Cody's cheek, "Codykins, just accept that I'm better looking, smarter and a better wrestler than you and everything will be okay!"

"Thanks Ted…

"Rebecca," Ted mussed my hair, "you need a haircut."

"Oh."

"There." Ted batted his eyelashes, "That is Ted's amazing advice!"

"Thanks."

"Another piece of advice!" Ted slapped me on the cheek, "You should dress and act more like you did yesterday. I tell ya, I would've jumped on you right there and then!"

"…"

"What was that?" Cody demanded, giving Ted the evil eye.

"What was what?" I asked innocently.

"That thing it was… well… you and Mickie just completely changed yesterday."

"Don't know what you're talking about!"

"You looked hot!" Ted then thought about it, "Actually, no, I don't think I liked it. You're supposed to be the girl-next-door, not an annoying valley girl!"

"Thanks… I think? And does that mean that you admit that Chloe is a valley girl?"

"Who the heck is Chloe?"

I stared at him, wondering f he was joking, "You know… Chloe the waitress?"

Ted stared at me blankly.

Cody sighed and leant closer to him, "The blonde with the huge boobs and the nice ass."

Ted looked surprised, "She's blonde?"

The two boys both sniggered and gave each other a high-five at Ted's pathetic attempt at a joke.

Men! Can't live with them… and unfortunately can't live without them.

No matter how hard you try.

Randy uploaded a picture of him sun bathing on twitter, he is so gorgeous!
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