How Taking Down Legacy Failed
"*Looks at butt and imagines it shaking back and forth. Drools*" Ted said whilst starring at me, we were walking down the corridor at the time and had passed Sheamus; he turned around and gave Ted an odd look.
"*Hands mop* Clean up after yourself" I told him, Ted grinned at me. "*Slips in drool* Oh my god IMMA SUE SOMEBODY"
"You guys are losers" Sheamus commented, I gasped at him.
"Sheamus no! Orton is the loser remember? You and me, we're buds! Right Shames?" He didn't say anything. "Sheamy?" Once again nothing. "Shame-a-mundo?"
"Try the next WWE champion"
"I love how he says WWE" I said, Ted rolled his eyes at me "Say it again"
"WWE champion"
"Ah swoon" I put my hand to my head. "Good luck on your match, I'm rooting for you"
"Luck? I do not need luck fella" Sheamus scoffed, I nodded in agreement.
"And don't let Cena get to you man, he is just jealous of your beautiful Irish skin" I told him and gave him an encouraging pat on the back.
"I take it back, you are not a loser" He said in his thick Irish accent. "But you" He turned to face Ted. "You are still a loser"
"But but, I think your skin is beautiful too"
"That's just creepy" I sniggered at Ted as Sheamus walked away after insulting him.
"Now I know why he is my idol" I said dreamily.
"C'mon" Ted growled as he grabbed my wrist and dragged me back to the locker room. "Randy! Your girlfriend has been flirting with Sheamus; I saw it with my own eyes!"
"I have not!" I protested.
"Oh Sheamus, you have beautiful skin" Ted mocked me.
"I have never said that in my life"
"Oh you are such a liar!"
"Don't worry Ted, It is something Mickie would say" Randy reassured him as he laced up his boots. "As for you my dear, you know you're just encouraging me to beat him more and more"
"This" I shoved my finger into Ted's chest. "Is all your fault! Spreading all these lies!"
"I do not believe what I am hearing!" Ted threw his arms up. "I" Ted shoved his finger into my chest. "Do not lie"
"Oi" Randy yelled coming over. "Watch where you're putting that finger" He shoved Ted away from me and pulled me close to him.
"Stop harassing me Theodore"
"I'm not harassing you, we're bonding!"
"Randy tell him!"
"I don't need this! I'm going to get laid"
"He is a very open person, isn't he" Randy said once Ted was gone, I nodded. "I wish I could say the same though…" He gave me more of a questioning look.
"No" I smirked teasingly at him.
"Why not? It will help me prepare for my match…."
"The answer is still no"
"Fine, but if I go out there and lose, we know who to blame"
"I'm not falling for that again"
"Dammit"
"Hey Randy" I spoke up after a minute of silence. "Did your really mean what you said yesterday? About not wanting to get married" I had put off asking this question, but after a night where I couldn't sleep because I couldn't stop thinking about it, I had to get it off my chest.
"Yeah I did" He sighed. "I want to be with you Mickie, but getting married again, I just don't think I want to go through that again, surely you can understand, right?"
"Yeah, I understand" I lied and put on a smile. "Just to be clear, you never want to get married?"
"Never"
"Never?
"Never."
"That's cool…." Another awkward silence past. "Oh look, Fatal Four Way is starting" My voice sounded strained. Randy reached out his hand to me and pulled me so I was sitting on his lap. Fatal Four Way started with how Brett Hart was too hurt to come. "I swear if those rookies come tonight…"
"You will stay away" Randy said sternly. "Look, Teddy Long won't let Drew have the pin"
"Hey guys" Ted said wondering back in the room. "I got laid"
"With who?"
"You will see soon enough"
"I am suspicious of this" Randy told me jerking his thumb towards Ted.
"We can only take his word for it" I replied starring at Ted equally as suspiciously as Randy was. "Ziggy and Vickie are getting pretty cosy, I reckon another wedding will be soon" Ted just scoffed. "Don't worry Theodore, you'll be next"
"Wouldn't say that if I was you baby"
"And why not?"
"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and giggle, telling me, 'you're next.'" Ted told me rolling his eyes at the memory.
"Had that done to me too" I chuckled.
"Yeah? Well I found a way for it to stop"
"Do tell"
"They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals" He grinned.
"That's not a bad idea" I laughed. "Oh my, Teddy run for your life!" I yelled at the TV as Theodore Long was grabbed. "Ah, it's my match next"
"You have a match?"
"Yes, it's a fatal four way" I flicked Randy's forehead.
"If you loose, we know why" Randy tutted.
"Why?" Ted asked. Randy didn't reply. "Why do I always ask these things at the wrong time?" Ted muttered to himself.
"Bye Fellas" I blew them each a kiss, however Ted rejected it.
Becky's P.O.V
"Sometimes I just get this huge urge to strip naked and dance for people but apparently you can get in trouble for that. I don't know why. I think people would like it."
Cody and I, who had literally just walked into the room, looked at each other before staring at Ted, who was looking thoughtful.
"Good luck with that?" I suggested.
Randy shushed us, "I'm trying to watch Mickie's match here!"
"In high school, I worked as a stripper." Ted explained, "I used to get called to girl's birthday parties and stuff."
"You were on the wrestling team… and a stripper?" Cody asked uncertainly.
"Uhuh! I started when I was in my junior year." Ted's eyes glazed over as he walked down memory lane, "It was an undercover business. I did it for the girls in my school and their friends at other schools. I got a lot. It paid better than getting a job at Taco Bell or whatever."
Cody and I looked at each other again.
"Not quite sure what to do with that." I admitted.
"How much did you strip?"
"Full-frontal baby!" Ted yelled, punching his fist in the air.
"You actually showed them everything?"
"Yep! They went wild and it meant that they paid a better tip. The best was when virgins threw the party. They had never seen a dick before and then they saw the Tedinator and turned into total sluts!"
"The… Tedinator?" Cody asked flatly.
"The Tedinator." Ted agreed solemnly.
"No one wants to see the Tedinator." I shuddered.
"Keep it down." Randy said crossly, turning up the volume.
"Everyone wants to see the Tedinator!" Ted disagreed.
"You're deluded." I patted him on the head.
"And ugly." Cody added.
Ted narrowed his eyes, "You know, I know a certain secret that I could tell a certain someone who would not be too impressed. In fact, I think that that certain someone would probably cut off a certain someone's something." He looked at Cody and then his eyes dropped to Cody Jr.
"I only called you 'ugly'!" Cody moaned.
"And deluded." Ted nodded at me, crossing his arms and pouting, "I think you should apologize and say how much you would love to see the Tedinator."
"I'm sorry Ted." I sighed.
"Not you!" Ted smiled and turned to Cody, "Come on, baby, you know you want a little some of this."
Cody looked so grossed out that I almost passed out from laughing at the expression on his face.
Randy looked up, "I'm sorry, did you just say that to my sister?"
Ted was then who then paled, "Noooo! You missed the first bit! I was saying it to Cody!"
Randy's eyes widened and Ted realized what he had said.
"I always thought you were straight." Randy told him in wonderment.
"I am!"
Cody and I looked at each other and grinned as Ted desperately tried to prove his sexuality.
Mickie's P.O.V
I wasn't too soar considering the fact, I just lost the match. I walked to the gorilla position to find Ted waiting for me. "Randy was coming, but then Josh Matthew's turned up, can I carry you back bridal style?"
"Why? I'm ok"
"Don't ruin my fun woman!"
"Fine, fine! You may lift!" I told him, he heaved me up in his arms and carried me back. "So Teddy, I heard Sheamus is single"
"Did you?"
"Well no, but I still think we have a shot. No girlfriend = Enter Teddy and Mickie"
"I found someone new, remember" Ted wiggled his brows.
"Oh yes, who?"
"I told you, you will find out tomorrow" Ted told me as he gently put me down before we entered the locker room.
"Hey babe, you did great out there" Randy kissed my forehead. "You will get them next time"
"As big as that fist is, my heart is bigger" Rey Mysterio who was on the TV said to Big Show. Ted sat down in front of the TV.
"Pssh, my dick is bigger then that" He scoffed. "Right Mickie?" He winked at me, I shuddered. "Oi! I've seen you naked as well" Randy's eyes widened at this.
"No you have not!" I protested.
"Remember chat roulette?"
"That wasn't me!"
"Sure Mickie, sure"
"I was in the same room as you, how could it of been me?"
"Pre-recording"
"That doesn't make sense, RANDY! Tell him!"
The next match was the Smackdown fatal four way match. Big Show, Rey Mysterio, CmPunk and Jack Swagger were all going up against each other for the Heavy weight title. Throughout the match it looked like it could go anyway, but then Kane came down with a casket. I remember when he thought me and Ted had something to do with what happened to his brother! He looked around the ring before going after CmPunk. Well, that's CmPunk out of the match! It wasn't long after that, that Rey got the win and became our new heavy weight champion!
Next to come on the screen was Edge, he was being interviewed by Josh Matthews. He was asking him whether he thinks the NXT rookies will get involved. Edge turned and started talking about Randy instead. "Do you know what's going on in my head? One thing"
"That's all guys want, one thing" Ted tutted.
"Wish me luck" Randy came out of the bathroom in his trucks and his T-shirt. He placed a quick kiss on my lips before walking out.
Edge came out first, followed by Sheamus who me and Ted both cheered for, then Randy and finally John. I so hope John looses his championship tonight. The four men starred at each other, wondering who to go for first I guess. As soon as the bell went, Randy went for Edge and John went for Sheamus. Both men take out Sheamus and Edge, leaving just them in the ring, Randy and John. Randy stares darkly at John. John takes a shot first and tries to hit Randy with the FU, Randy countered this and tried to RKO John, John counters that. Sheamus then climbed back into the ring and throws Randy out the ring. Edge and Sheamus start to double team John to my satisfaction.
Randy, after recovering climbed back into the ring, Sheamus and Edge were both on the term buckle. Randy joined them on it to try and push them both off. "That looks so wrong" Ted commented, I nudged him to be quiet. Randy gets the advantage and clears the ring, that is until John climbs back in. Randy started domination John, all the other men got back into the ring. Randy got thrown out the ring so for awhile we didn't see him. John is about to try and pin Edge when Randy gets him from behind with a back breaker. He started to go into snake mode, but Sheamus interrupted it and throws Randy out of the ring. "He sure gets thrown out a lot"
John was left alone in the ring, just like everyone expected NXT made their way down to the ring. I instantly worried about Randy's health and safety. I guess now I know how he feels. They all ganged up on John, Edge tried to even help him, but they then started on him. Sheamus used their distraction to his advantage and pinned John. Wade saw him and instantly ran to stop this, but it was too late. Sheamus had won. He ran through the crowd to get away. NXT's attention turned to Randy.
"I have to do something" I got up and made my way to the door, but Ted stood in front of me.
"Oh no you don't. You know how Randy feels about this!" Ted protested pushing me back.
"Out of the way Dibiase"
"If you think I'm going to let you go, you can re-think that James"
"You've left me no choice" I sighed.
Ted laughed and crossed his arms, giving me a challenging smile. I once again sighed before swinging my leg back. I think we all know what happened next. "TED JUNIOR! MY CHILDREN! You bitch!" Ted groaned in pain sinking to the floor.
"Sorry Theodore, hopefully one day you will understand" I yelled back at the door as I ran towards the gorilla position.
"I will never understand! OWWWW! YOUR DEAD MEAT WOMAN!"
I can't believe I was about to do this. I came out of the curtains, the crowd cheered when they saw me. Sheamus was standing at the top of the ramp too and starred at me in shock. "Alright Shames?"
"What the hell do you think your doing fella?" Sheamus yelled at me. I couldn't even answer his question, I had no idea what I was doing, I just saw that Randy in danger and I just acted on it. This made NXT change their sights to us. "Look what you've done!"
"Me? You yelled Shames!" I saw his eyes widened, I looked to see they were coming towards us. "I think we ought to run…"
"You think?" Sheamus snapped before running behind the curtains. I ran with him at the same pace.
"Now Sheamus, I don't think this is the time to be using that sort of tone…." I turned around to see NXT were chasing after us. Oh shit, oh shit, did I say oh shit already? "Maybe I didn't think this through"
"You think?"
"Ok, ok! We've both established that no, I did not think!"
"They are probably only chasing you!" Sheamus suddenly said, he then smirked. "See ya fella" He ran off in a different direction.
"SHEAMUS NO! I THOUGHT WE COULD BE JOGGING PARTNERS?" I knew this wasn't the time to be acting like this, but the whole chase was making me hyper. "SHAMES?"
I turned to see half the rookies started chasing Sheamus. See they weren't just chasing me! I am not cut out for jogging! Don't these guys ever get tired. "GO AWAY!" I yelled out at them, they all chuckled. "It was Cena's idea! Go beat him up! JUSTIN! JUSTIN! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND JUSTIN, YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND" I had no idea what I was going on about, if I'm going to get beaten up, I might as well have a little bit of fun with this situation.
I kept running to only be join back by Sheamus. "So….I was wrong" He said, I laughed.
"What's the plan? How are we going to loose these jokers?"
"Well, you're my biggest fan right?" He asked me, I nodded. "I think you ought to sacrifice yourself" I laughed at him, before realising he was serious.
"Err no chance! They'd kill me! Oh look we're exiting the arena!"
"Another incredible observation from the stating the obvious department" Sheamus rolled his eyes at me.
"That's funny Sheamus, you're a funny guy"
"It's from a film fella"
"I don't care, your still a funny man" I told him, I turned around hoping that I wouldn't see NXT still chasing us. I was wrong. "I have a stitch!" We were even out of the arena and these guys didn't let up.
"What are we gonna do fella!"
"I have an idea, it might just be genius enough to work" I rubbed my hands together. "LOOK JUSTIN! MILEY CYRUS OOO!" I then turned back to Sheamus. "Ok Shames, that was my plain what about what yours?" He just gave me a look of disbelief. "The most horrible thing happened today, me and Ted playing this game where you ask your ipod questions, I asked it what song will be played at my funeral, my ipod played, Ha Ha You're dead by Green day, it kind of hurt"
"Yeh talking too much fella" Sheamus told me, he started to pant.
"It's taking our minds off the idea that we are being chased my them, anyway another funny thing to happen is I went to McDonalds with Ted and I asked for Salad and do you know what he said?"
"Fella…"
"He said that ordering a salad at McDonalds is like going to a strip club for a hug, isn't that ridiculous" He didn't reply, just kept running. "I think we should sing"
"What?"
"Like to keep us motivated"
"IF I GIVE YOU THIS LASS, WILL YOU STOP?" Sheamus yelled at NXT. "SHE SINGS IF THAT HELPS?"
"He's joking!" I yelled out to them too and pushed Sheamus. "I don't appreciate that Shames"
"My name is not Shames"
"I know, it's my nick name for you"
"I don't like it"
"How about Shame-a-mundo?" I asked him. He didn't reply. "Oh! Remember when I asked you to sign my bra, can you do it for me?"
"Later fella"
"Why not now?" He starred at me weirdly, before jerking his thumb to NXT. "Oh yeah, NXT, awkward….Maybe later then?"
We ran down an alley way, fear struck me as it was a dead end. "Oh my god, Sheamus! What are we going to do?" I span around to see Sheamus was gone, I span around again trying to spot him. I looked up at the end to see NXT, they had seen me and the fact that I had hit a dead end.
"Well, well, well Mickie James" Wade Barrett chuckled.
"You know Wade, I think we should just go by first name basis now, agreed?"
"You shouldn't be joking around because what we are about to do to you isn't a joke" Justin Gabriel sneered at me.
"You don't scare me GAYbriel" If I was going to go down, I was going to go in style.
"Can I take the first punch?" Justin asked Wade. Wade put his hand out in front of Justin to stop him getting any closer to me.
"Can I take the first punch?" I mocked Justin.
"Wait" Wade told him sternly. I starred at Wade curiously, what did he want? "Mickie James" I sighed as he said my full name. "Mickie" He then said, I smiled and gestured for him to go on. "Maybe it doesn't have to end this way, maybe you can do something for us in return…"
"If your thinking what I think your thinking, then no, I'd rather take a beating" I spat in his face. My tone dramatically changed. "But if your not, then I'm going to be really embarrassed and I apologise for assuming such things…"
"Join NXT"
"Say what now?"
"Join us" He repeated. Justin looked pissed at this, but didn't say anything.
"Are you being serious?"
"Think about it, you will have protection from anyone in the WWE, no one will ever mess with you and that Women's champion will be around your waist in no time" He told me. "We'd welcome a fine diva like yourself"
"I don't need protection, unlike you, I haven't pissed off the entire WWE"
"I'm going to give you a minute to decide and it better be the right decision…for your sake" I never thought Wade would turn on me!
"I thought we were cool?"
"Yeah, but you decided to get in the way of Nexus business and we can't have anyone doing that, Your either Nexus or against us, it's just a shame it has to be this way"
"It doesn't though! You could just let me go…like the English gent you are!" I smiled innocently at him.
"Yes or no?"
I sighed. "I'm going to have to decline" I told him. He looked towards the rest of his rookies. "Right….I'm off!" I tried to walk past, but Justin Gabriel stood in front of me. "I really don't like you" I took a step back. I saw no way out of this, I just close my eyes. I suddenly felt myself being jerked backwards, I tried to claw at my attacker.
"FELLA! It's me! Ouch" I opened my eyes to see ginger arm hairs.
"This could either be Heath or Sheamus, but by the accent, I take it as…SHEAMUS!" I span around and hugged him. "You saved me! But how!"
"Look around" I turned to see we were in a room, there was a door which we could hear banging on.
"So this is where you went, you left me!"
"I saved you, didn't I?"
"This is true"
"So be grateful"
"I am! My hero! But I think I could of taken them"
"Want me to push you back out there fella?"
"No, it's cool" I patted his back. "We should hide out hear until we are sure they are gone, there is no way for them to get in, is there?"
"Checked around, nope"
"So, I guess it's just you and me…" The banging from NXT got louder. "WE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE!"
"We are going to break this door down" I heard Justin yell.
"PUT A SOCK IN IT GAYBRIEL!" All went quiet. "You were saying Shames?"
"We should get out of here before they do break the door down" Sheamus got out his phone.
"Who you calling?"
"A taxi"
"For us"
"For me"
"Oh c'mon Shames, we've made it this far with each other! Let me come!" He groaned. "I thought we were getting on quite well…"
"You're a little weirdo, you know that fella?"
"Been told" I shrugged. "How are we going to get a taxi without the seeing us getting into said taxi"
"We run fella"
"Haven't we done enough of that?" I sighed.
"I've never met a woman who can run a mile and not pant" He eyed me curiously.
"What can I say? I'm a woman of many talents" He rang for a taxi and we just stood there wait. "Say Sheamus, have you ever thought about marriage?" He starred at me in shock. "No! No! Not to me, although I have some very good wife qualities …" I winked. "I was kidding by the way! I mean say you had a friend who didn't want to get married and…"
Suddenly the door keeping us from Nexus came down, I starred at the door and then at Justin Gabriel. The others were not to be seen. "Oh don't worry, they will be back to join this party" He sneered.
"I have a proposal for ya fella" Sheamus stepped forward.
"Everyone is getting a proposal but me" I grumbled. "Yo, Gabriel, Justin Bieber called, he wants his voice back, burn!" I then turned around thinking Ted would be there to high five me, only he would find it funny.
"Oh I'm going to enjoy this" Justin rubbed his hands together.
"Well Ted's doing your mom" I mumbled.
"Make her be quiet" Justin said sternly to Sheamus, Sheamus took me to one side.
"I need you to distract him because…"
"Easy said then done" I grinned, rubbing my hands together.
"Because…"
"I don't know why, I don't care, I will do it! I know the perfect way…" I wandered up to Justin, he didn't take his eyes off me, which took his eyes off Sheamus. "I have a joke for you Justin, what did the spider say to a boyfriend?"
"'"
"He said 'I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can' I laughed at my own joke, Justin didn't. "Oh c'mon, how did you not find that funny? Is that your life story?" He grabbed at my arm. "Alright! Alright, don't do anything stupid! How about this one, what did Willy Wonka say to snooki? Get back to work! Do you get it? Do you? Because her face is like an om…"
"I get it" Justin snapped. "I have a joke for you, what did Justin do to Mickie?"
"I don't think I like where this is going" I laughed uncomfortably, trying to pull out of his grasp.
I closed my eyes the last thing I saw was Justin raising his hand to me, but nothing came, I peeked open an eye to see Justin on the floor and Sheamus standing above him, waving what was left of a flower pot. "You hit him with a vase? Even I could of done that" I scoffed.
"Let's get out of here fella"
Becky's P.O.V
"Oh my god!" I am so dead!" Ted yelled.
Cody and I jumped away from each other and I stared at him, "What's going on?"
Ted ran a hand through his hair, "Mickie! She went down to the ring when NXT came and then they ended up chasing her and Sheamus! I don't know where she's gone!"
"Why did you let her go?" Cody gasped, "Randy is going to murder you!"
"I didn't mean to! She kicked Teddy Jr!"
"I thought it was the Tedinator?"
"That's irrelevant right now!" Ted gripped his hair, "What the fuck can I do?"
"TED!
We all jumped and Randy appeared, looking scarier than I had ever seen him.
"Randy! Old buddy, old pal!" Ted laughed nervously, "How's it… umm… going?"
Randy grabbed him and threw him against the wall, "You were with Mickie? What the fuck HAPPENED?" He yelled.
I quickly jumped up and went to help Ted, "Randy leave him!" I grabbed him by the arm.
He looked at me and for a moment I thought that he was going to hit me but he eventually dropped Ted, taking huge breaths, "I've been looking everywhere for her!" He began pacing, like he always did when he had a lot on his mind.
Cody help up his cell, "I've tried to call her but she probably left her phone in the locker room."
"She could be anywhere! Dammit!"
"Randy, you can't always control what happens to her." I tried to reason with him, "She's her own person and she's perfectly capable of looking after herself! She's not weak!"
He glared at me and I quickly shut up.
Ted's P.O.V
I watched as Randy frantically paced back and forwards. "I'm sure she is fine"
"Fine? It's NXT they show no mercy Ted, what were you thinking in letting her going?" He yelled angrily at me. He had gone out in his car to look, ran round the whole arena in search of Mickie, no sign.
"She kicked me in the balls! And they are very sensitive!"
"It wasn't his fault Randy" Becky defended me.
"It was mine, the only reason she came out there was because of me" He buried his head in his hands. "If anything happens to her"
"It's Mickie, she knows how to handle herself" Becky told him,
"No, she thinks she knows how to handle herself, she needs protecting, she needs me to protect her and I let her down"
"Mickie chose to go out there, she must of known what she was doing" Cody tried to reassure Randy. "Besides, do you really think NXT will hurt her?"
"You've seen what they are capable of…"
Mickie was out there, we had no idea if she was safe….or hurt…
Some of you may have not noticed that next Sunday is the year anniversary of How taking down legacy failed! I've already written a chapter for it, I wrote it ages ago, but it wasn't for the anniversary, so I want to go back to it and make it more exciting just to celebrate it, what can the gang do? Let me know in your reviews!
Thanks for all the reviews, favouriting and alerts, they are muchly appreciated (:
LivHardy & Alice Rhodes x