How Taking Down Legacy Failed
"Danny, stop it!" Chloe screeched. "Put Teddy's belt down"
"Since when did Chloe have a son?" I asked Ted confused.
"Believe me, it came as quite a shock to me too" Ted gritted his teeth. "And I swear to god if he damages that belt… Chloe darling…" He put on a fake pleasantness, before walking over to her, Becky took Ted's place.
"Any ideas?"
"I was thinking maybe we could just throw her into NXT or something, I'll get my buddy Wade Barrett and Justin Gabriel to help…"
"Didn't they like chase you for a mile and then threaten to beat you if you didn't join up…." She asked me.
"We just had a disagreement, it's no big deal" I joked; she shook her head and laughed.
"Aren't you going to try and stay away from them? Like Randy wants"
I groaned. "But it's so much fun"
"I would try and say something to them, but I'm scared to end up like Brett" Becky told me.
"I'm going to go see them later, come with me"
"Wouldn't that piss Randy off?"
"He doesn't have to know"
"Well if he has to discharge us from the hospital, I think he would notice"
"Stick with me Rebecca, stick with me"
"No" She groaned. "Call me Becky and I will consider it"
"What are you girls talking about?" Randy asked coming into the locker room with his bag.
"Err, how Ted has a nice ass" Becky blurted out, Ted turned around at this, he smirked and put his arms around the two of us.
"They all come around eventually"
"SHEAMUS!"
"No baby, it's Ted"
"No, I meant Sheamus, he is on the screen" We all sat in front of the TV to watch, all of us expected NXT to come down. "At least one good thing came out of Fatal Four Way, John is no longer champion" The others nodded in agreement.
"No longer will I hear him make fun of my beautiful Irish skin" Sheamus told the WWE universe.
"So beautiful"
"By calling me a human jar of manias" Sheamus facial expression darkened. "I hate you Cena, I hate you" He growled.
"We have so much in common!"
John came down to the ring not longer after looking pretty happy for someone who just lost their championship. He wants Sheamus's help; he tells Sheamus that NXT will target him. "No! Not Sheamus!" I gasp. He wants Sheamus to fight with him and goes to call out NXT. The noise went off which meant that the new anonymous GM just sent an email. The email said how he won't take action against NXT until next week, he also bans NXT from touching any of the superstars or they will be terminated, but the rule was made we couldn't touch them either.
"Aww, what a shame, I was about to go show them who's boss" Ted said leaning back.
"Course you were Ted" Randy replied rolling his eyes…
The GM then announced that at Money in the Bank it was going to be, John versus Sheamus in a steel cage for the WWE championship and also eight members of Raw will be put into the Money in the bank. GM names that Randy, The Miz, R-truth, Chris Jericho, Evan Bourne, Ted Dibiase, John Morrison and Edge will be the participants.
"Well Randy, maybe the best man win" Ted stuck out his hand.
"I plan to" Randy replied smirking.
"I was trying to be nice, but you're going down Orton"
"We'll see Ted, we'll see"
"I guess we will see tonight fellas" I patted them both on the back. They gave me a confused look. "Whilst you two were taunting each other, the GM made the match, The Miz, Chris Jericho, Edge and Ted are going against Randy, John Morrison, R-truth and Evan Bourne"
"This should be interesting" Randy muttered to himself.
"Since you guys are probably going to trash talk some more, me and Becky are going to go…someplace" We tried to hurry out the door before the questions got asked, but we weren't quick enough.
"Where are you going?" Randy tugged on my wrist.
"We are going to….see the other divas"
"I thought you weren't friends with them?" Ted asked.
"That's why we are going" Becky lied.
"What she said…." I pointed to Becky. "Bye!"
Me and Becky both ran down the corridor, it wasn't long until we found them, this time they were intimidating Josh Matthews. They barked something at him and he ran away, they all laughed after him. "Hello gents" I walked up to them with Becky following closely. "And Justin Gabriel"
"I thought you would have learnt your lesson last week" Justin sneered at me.
"Like I said then, you don't scare me, HA! Noob-styley" I smirked in his face.
"She knows that we can't touch her that's why" Wade interjected, he smirked at me approvingly. "She's got brains" He said looking at the rest of his NXT members. "However, she has forgotten one thing" He tutted. I starred at him curiously. "Your friend, if I re-call, she isn't a member of the WWE" Dammit, I didn't think about that…
"Actually Wade, with all due to respect, that is where you are wrong"
"Am I?"
"Yes, you see Becky here, she just sighed a contract" I lied.
"Yeah!" Becky taunted.
"So you can't touch her" I crossed my fingers in hope that he would believe me, I really didn't want to go on another mile jog!
"What makes you think that we won't get you next week?" Wade asked me, obviously amused.
"Would it help if I told you she thinks your hot?" Becky blurted out, my eyes widened, I nudged her hard. "Ow!"
"So you think I'm hot?"
"Err…Well I…."
"I think you better step off"
"And what are you going to do if I don't Cena?" Wade hissed, I rolled my eyes as John stepped in front of us trying to play the hero. "Did she ask to be saved? I don't think so"
"Stay away from my girl"
"Your girl?" Wade scoffed. "Well your girl seems to be pretty interested in me"
"I'm not his girl" I pushed in front of John.
"Yeah! She's my brother's girl!" Becky too pushed her way through
"We have a promo tonight remember?" John turned to me, I groaned. "C'mon" He grabbed my upper arm.
"NO! Justin! Save me!" I reached out to Justin who just rolled his eyes at me.
"Want me to come with?" Becky called out.
"No it's ok, I won't be long" I yelled back at her. "OW! Will you not hold me so tightly?" I tried to push away from John's grasp, he just held me tighter until we were in front of his locker room where crew members were ready to shoot the promo. "Why did you start shooting your mouth off to Wade? He wasn't doing anything"
"I was protecting you"
"The only one I need protecting from is you!" I hissed at him. "I have Randy to protect me"
"Yes, like he has been doing such a good job of it" John rolled his eyes.
"Let's just get this over with, shall we?" I said bitterly. "We ready?"
"Ready" The crew member nodded at me. I sighed and put on a smile.
"John" I pretended to be slightly out of breath as I jogged up to him.
"Mickie" He smiled and pulled me into a hug. "It was really cool what you did last night, but stupid at the same time, do you realise what could have happened to you?"
"I just didn't want them to hurt you anymore" I lied, I wanted that more than anything.
"Just let me handle them from now on, ok?" He placed his hand on my shoulder, it took every bit of me not to slap his hand away. I nodded. "Good, at least they can't touch me night ay" I chuckled slightly. "Oh and you left these behind last night" John placed a pair of underwear into my hands, I could hear the crowd cheering loudly at this. I buried my face in my hands pretending to be embarrassed.
"And cut, thanks guys"
"At last" I broke free from John's grasp. "Do you have any idea how much longer this story line is going to go on for?" I asked one of the crew members.
"I don't think it's going on for much longer, I think the writers are going to do something like John wants to protect Mickie from NXT so he breaks up with her"
"I've never been so happy to get dumped!" I joked. "Later Cena" I mocked saluted him.
Becky's P.O.V
"How are we going to do this?"
Mickie and I stood a little to the side and watched as Ted showed off his muscles to Chloe, who was giggling. Her son, Danny, was looking bored.
"Maybe you could seduce Ted!" I suggested.
Mickie looked at me, "Ewwwww."
I laughed, "Okay, maybe not. Give me a better idea then."
"You could seduce Ted."
"What?"
Mickie nodded excitedly, "Yeah! And then I'll 'accidentally' send Chloe to you and she'll see, get so mad and dump him!"
I bit my lip; "Ted might figure out what we did and tell Randy about me and-"
Mickie cut me off and shook her head, "Do you seriously think Ted is that smart?"
"… Good point."
"We'll call it Plan A. If it doesn't work then we'll have to think of something else!" Mickie said cheerfully before giving me a little push, "Go get him, Tiger!"
"I can see several flaws in this plan." I steadied myself from the push, "One, Chloe, Ted and Danny are standing right there, so that doesn't quite work out. Two, I am not going to seduce Ted!"
"You don't have to seduce him!" Mickie shrugged, "Just kiss him or something!"
"Mickie!"
"Do you want to lose Cody to Chloe?" Mickie asked innocently.
"Do you want to lose Randy to Chloe?" I challenged.
"Cody isn't going to beat Ted up if you kiss him," Mickie pointed out, "Randy will probably be thrown in jail for murder if I kissed him."
"True… but… I don't like this plan! Can we call it Plan Z?"
"No! We just have to be patient."
Unfortunately, my opening came way too son. Chloe went off to introduce Danny to wrestlers and Ted declined the offer to come. It was strange; nearly every guy would probably flirt with her, yet Ted wasn't worried. He was a strange cookie!
"I'll go and get Chloe." Mickie whispered, giving me a knowing smile before quickly hurrying away.
"So, um, Ted! How're you?" I asked, trying to sound cheerful.
He glanced up and smiled cheekily, "Gorgeous."
"How can you feel gorgeous?"
"Easily!" He pretended to adjust an imaginary tie, "How about you, doll-face?"
Doll-face? Okay.
"Umm…" I tried to think of a good answer to that, "I'm gravy, baby."
Ted gave me an approving look before patting me on the head, "I like to rhyme all the time." He looked smug before turning serious, "I am not impressed with your boyfriend though!"
I glanced around to make sure no one was listening before turning back to him, "Why not? What's he done?"
Ted looked upset, "He came into my room in the middle of the night, stole my TEAM JACOB t-shirt and replaced it with a TEAM EDWARD one! Then he wrote 'bestiality is not cool' on my stomach!" Ted then proceeded to lift up his shirt and I saw the shadows of the words on his stomach, the skin around it looked red as if he had been trying to rub it off.
I bit my lip to stop myself from laughing and tried not to focus on the fact that they both owned 'TEAM-whoever' t-shirts. "Well, would you like to get revenge?"
Ted titled his head to the side, "Color me intrigued."
"Why don't you… um… kiss me!"
Ted's face was blank for a moment, as if he hadn't really heard me before a small, amused smile flickered onto his face.
"Am I being Punk'd?"
"What? No! I just thought that it would… um… be the best way to get back at him! You see, I need to get revenge on him too!"
"Really? How come?"
"Um… because… he hasn't told Ashley yet!"
Ted nodded as he considered this before looking confused, "Yeah but Cody's not here right now!"I started to hear footsteps approaching, so grabbed Ted and quickly kissed him.
Ted made a surprised 'mmpph!' sound but didn't pull back. I didn't know whether to be pleased or offended.
I glanced to the side and then immediately jumped away from Ted when I saw that it was Cody, not Chloe.
"Damn it, Cody!" I groaned, "You have to ruin everything."
Cody's mouth was hanging open in shock, "Um…?"Ted smiled goofily, "Muhaha, Team Jacob!"
I rolled my eyes and glared at Cody, who still looked shocked and confused.
"What… just happened?"
"Hey sorry!" Mickie appeared, sounding as if she had been running, "I couldn't drag her away from Edge."
"Were you just kissing Ted?" Cody gaped.
"No!" Mickie groaned, grabbing his arm, "It's my fault. It was part of a plan."
"Plan? What plan?" Ted demanded before looking at me accusingly, "I thought we were getting revenge on Cody!"
"Revenge?" Cody exclaimed.
"Danny! Danny! No!" We heard a voice squeal.
The four of us looked at each other before hurrying around the corner where little Danny was glaring up at John Cena.
"I think someone wants a knuckle-sandwich!" Danny growled, waving his fist in the air.
John looked puzzled, "What the heck are you going on about kid?"
"Don't call me 'kid'," Danny snarled, "you punk."
I slapped my hand over my mouth to stop myself from laughing and noticed that the other three were doing the same.
"Don't be like that, k-… um… child." John dismissed, "C'mon, I'll autograph your hat or something."
Danny clutched at his hat, "Don't touch me, you stupid blob-face!"
"I don't think he's a fan." Mickie said loudly.
John glared at us before going to put a hand on Danny's shoulders, "Why-"
"Don't touch me!" Danny shrieked before kicking John in the shin. John gasped in surprise but it didn't stop there as Danny head butted him right in the unmentionables.
"Ooooo!" Cody and Ted both winced.
"Cena sucks!" Danny spat.
"You stupid little brat!" John snarled and went to grab Danny. Danny reacted quickly and bit down on John's arm.
"Danny!" Chloe said desperately as we all watched on in entertainment.
John tried to shake Danny off but he was practically attached to his arm. It was quite funny to John waving his arm about without Danny letting go.
"That kid is going places." Ted said in approval.
"What's going on here?"
Mickie and Ted both widened their eyes and looked love-struck as Sheamus appeared, looking confused.
Danny spotted him, released himself from John and launched towards Sheamus, for a second I though that Danny was going to hit him but instead, he hugged him.
"Hey big fella," Danny said in a perfect Irish accent, "I'm your biggest fan."
"Did he just speak in an Irish accent?" Ted whispered but no one answered.
"I've heard that before." Sheamus rolled his eyes, "How can you prove it to me, little fella?"
Danny looked chuffed at being called 'little fella' before pointing to John, "I broke him. Watch!" He then charged towards John, who was doubled over in pain, and kicked behind his knees, causing his legs to buckle and for him to drop to the floor.
Sheamus beamed and Danny made his back to his idol. They high-fived.
"Baby, I want this kid." Ted whispered, "He hates John, adores Sheamus… I'll marry Chloe, kill her and then the three of us can run away together and adopt him as our own."
"Sounds like a plan!" Mickie agreed, "How can someone so horrible have such a cool kid?"
"I'd say that that definitely makes you my biggest fan, fella." Sheamus nodded appreciatively, "Where did you come from?"
Chloe cleared her throat and came behind Danny, putting her arms around him. "He's my son." She explained with a little giggle.
I watched as Mickie and Ted's smiles almost slipped completely off their faces as they saw the way that Sheamus looked at Chloe. Admittedly, I think Ted was more upset that Sheamus was looking at someone like that, not that he was looking at his girlfriend.
"You sure are beautiful." Sheamus told her. Chloe giggled and I wondered if it was my imagination that she looked almost… bashful.
"Oh no." Cody closed his eyes, "This can't end well."
"You sure are handsome." She retorted, gently playing with Danny's hair, "I love your accent."
Sheamus smiled, "Maybe you could hear it more tonight at dinner."
Mickie and Ted both took a sharp intake of breath.
"Oh no he didn't!" Mickie hissed.
"I would love that." Chloe smiled.
"Maybe tomorrow I could also take you and the little fella out." Sheamus suggested, nodding at Danny, whose eyes brightened.
"Definitely." Chloe agreed.
Ted cleared his throat pointedly and Chloe glanced at him before shrugging, "I guess it's over between us, Teddy."
Ted frowned at her, "I'm not clearing my throat about you." He glared at Sheamus, "How dare you?"
"N-n-no Shames." Mickie pleaded desperately.
"Let's go." Chloe suggested and she held out her hand. Sheamus smiled and took it. Danny looked as if he was about to pass out.
As the two of them went to walk off, Mickie darted forward to follow them but I quickly grabbed her and Cody did the same for Ted.
"Let it go, Mickie!" I begged, "Let him go. It got rid of her, didn't it?"
"But-but Shames!" Mickie wailed.
"If you truly loved him, you'd let him go." I lied, "He's only doing this because he wanted to help get rid of Chloe."
"!" Mickie cried, struggling to get free.
"WHY GOD? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?" Ted yelled, dropping to his knees, which caused Cody to stumble slightly.
"Ted!" He groaned.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Ted wept before he saw John getting to his feet, "!"
Cody and I glanced at each other and both turned away, smirking.
John gave us a disgusted look before walking off a little shakily. Ted suddenly jumped up and grabbed Cody.
"Ted?"
"Cody, babe, I have got the answer!" He yelled, "Danny is the same age as your brat of a niece, so let's set them up! They can then get married and then… and then me and you will have a civil partnership and then Sheamus and I will be related somehow."
"Ted!" Cody looked grossed out.
"No! Set up your niece and Danny, then get married to Becky and then he'll be related to me!"
"He's gone. For good." Cody told them seriously, "You have to let him go."
Ted looked at Mickie before holding his hands in the air, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Mickie's P.O.V
"SHEAMUS NOO!" Me and Ted screamed running after him, this had been going on for at least half an hour.
"IF YOU COULD SEE THAT I'M THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU! BEEN HERE ALL ALONG SO WHY CAN'T YOU SEE? YOU BELONG WITH ME!" I sang to him way out of tune, he winced and snarled at me, Ted then cleared his throat.
"SOMETIMES, I WAKE UP CRYING AT NIGHT AND SOMETIMES I SCREAM OUT YOUR NAME, WHAT RIGHT DOES SHE HAVE TO TAKE YOU AWAY WHEN FOR SO LONG YOU WERE MINE" I cleared my throat. "OURS" Ted corrected himself.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" A voice shouted from behind us. We turned to see Justin Gabriel standing there.
"We are trying to save a relationship if you don't mind" I scoffed. "Some people" I said to Ted.
"Amen" He responded, glaring at Justin.
"Now Shames…" BANG. "Why?" I smacked my head against the door. "Why!"
"We lost him baby, we lost him" Ted said sadly.
"You two are pathetic" Justin sneered at us.
"You know what Justin? Those boots your wearing, I brought Randy a pair just like them, but he thought they were too girly" I said and Ted sniggered.
"She also brought me those pants, but I was to sexy for them, right baby, right?" Ted went to high five me, but I starred at him in disgust for his comeback.
"No Ted, just no. Justin I apologise for that poor put down by Ted" I got up and brushed myself down before looking back at Ted. "You disgust me"
I walked back to the locker room."You guys look pissed" I said to Randy, Becky and Cody as me and Ted walked into the locker room, their eyes were glued to the TV.
"Look what they've done now" Cody said angrily. I looked to see what he was talking about. There in the ring, NXT were attacking the legends. I thought he couldn't touch any of the superstars….oh…crap…loop poles again, they aren't superstars, they are former superstars.
"At least we don't have to worry about them getting involved in our match" Ted told Randy who nodded.
"So Theodore, how do you feel about loosing Chloe to Sheamus?" I sniggered.
"I was going to chuck her anyway" Ted flicked his head to the side arrogantly. "So he did me a favour actually baby!"
"Whatever you say Teddy" I mocked her voice, he glared at me. "So where is Virgil for your match?"
"Didn't you see? I fired Virgil"
".what?"
"I fired him" Ted had to jump back as I lunged at him.
"You idiot! How could you!"
"I found a better Virgil!"
"You mean…I get to….You won't regret this Ted! I will be the best Virgil you will ever have"
"No, not you" Ted laughed. "Oh don't make me laugh baby, I don't want wrinkles, what is she like ay?"
"Then who is it?"
"You'll see" Ted smirked. "See you in the ring Orton, if you dare…dun dun dunn" Ted disappeared from our sight.
"I'm scared?" Randy scoffed. He kissed my cheek. "You be careful"
"Always"
"Ha, yeah" He grinned before also leaving our sight.
Me, Becky and Cody watched with interest, we all couldn't figure out who Ted's new Virgil was going to be. The Miz came out first, followed by Edge, Chris Jericho and finally Ted's music hit. He came out on his own first, then gestured for someone else to join him. "Damn" Cody muttered in amazement as Maryse joined Ted's side.
"I lost out to the job to her?" I said in shock. "He is not going to hear the end of this one"
"Err Mickie" I heard Becky say, I turned to see her waving a hand in front of Cody's face. "It's like Chloe all over again"
"Oh for the love of….I'm going to kill that boy"
Randy was the last person to come out, before the match got underway. It starts out Ted and John Morrison, it's not long though until R-truth trades places with John. Ted decides to tag in the Miz, even though Randy hadn't been tagged in, the crowd was cheering for him. Ted was tagged into the match quite a lot, he was now up against Evan Bourne. He head butted him! "He stole my finisher!"
"I thought your finisher was the pinching"
"Yeah and the head butting! First he chooses her to be his Virgil, then he steals my finisher, things aren't going to go well for him"
Ted then tagged in Chris Jericho. I lost interest in the match for a bit because neither Ted or Randy had been tagged in for awhile. Randy was all hyped up and ready to go, Evan Bourne who is badly injured just needs to make the tag. Edge needs to too. The crowd start screaming for Randy to make the tag and Evan gets it! So does Edge and he tags in…Ted!
"Ooo this should be interesting!" Becky comments.
Randy charges into the ring and RKOs Ted straight away and he gets the pin! He was barely in for 5 seconds before he won the overall match. "Yes very interesting" I laughed. Edge, after Randy's win tries to get him from behind, the good guys then help Randy and they dominate the bad guys. Raw ended with Randy climbing the ladder and retrieving the suitcase.
We waited a few minutes until the guys returned. "I'll call you" Ted winked at Maryse, she gave him a small wave, a sparkly diamond ring shone on her finger.
"Bloody hell Ted, at least Chloe didn't get you to buy stuff for her!"
"No need to be jealous baby, your still in my top three" Ted ruffled my hair.
"If so then why didn't you let me be your Virgil"
"Because otherwise you would have to cause me to loose as you are looking at your next WWE champion" Randy said walking into the room. "How is your neck Ted?"
"This isn't over Orton"
"What do you think of Ted's new Virgil?" I asked Randy.
"I think you could do a better job"
"Man, she has got you hooked!" Cody teased. "What happened to man power?"
"Doesn't really work for me" Randy shrugged. "Chloe wasn't that hot anyway"
"Alright, what have you done with Randy?" Ted asked me.
"He is just speaking the truth" I smiled innocently.
"Is this the same Randy who said he wanted her up against the wall?"
"What? I…I never said that Ted, I think your mistaken me for somebody else" I saw Randy's reflection in the window, he thought I couldn't see, but he was running his fingers across his throat gesturing to Ted to stop.
"Yes you did and I respected you for saying it, despite the fact I was sleeping with her"
"So, that's what guys spend their time talking about" Becky said, her voice dripping with disgust. "At least I know now I'm not missing out on much"
"That's not all we talk about" Cody sounded insulting. "We talk about other stuff too"
"Like what"
"Like…like…art" Ted replied.
"Art?"
"Yeah, art"
"Yes like Mickie, we say she is a lovely piece of art" Randy said, kissing up so I wouldn't be mad later at the comment he made about Chloe! She's gone now, I have no reason to be mad!
"That's still relating back to women"
"Shhh" Ted told her.
"I'm only…"
"Shhh"
"You know I'm rig…"
"Just shut up! Your right Cody, women should have a mute button"
"You said that?" Becky asked him.
"I er…."
"I think we should leave them to it" I said to Randy, he looked between the others and laughed.
"Me too, lets go" He took me by my hand and led me out the room. "Later guys"
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