How Taking Down Legacy Failed

"Sup Ted" I said as I jumped onto his bed, he was laying on it with his laptop. "What you up to?"

"Playing Sims" He replied not taking his eyes off the screen.

"What are your family like?" I asked him, he patted the spot next to him; I scooted up to him and leaned over to see what his family were like.

"It's pretty random, but two of them are pregnant and I just had a birthday party and some old guy died, what an ice breaker" I shook my head and laughed at Ted.

"Gave them something to talk about"

"Exactly!"

"I think if that woman gives birth to a girl, you should call it Mickie"

"Do you really want to be called Mickie Dibiase?" He asked me.

"It has a ring to it" I replied stroking my chin. "It's actually quite scary how good that sounds!"

"You just want to marry me" Ted grinned, I just laughed and pretended to swoon. "I know how we can explain our love to Randy! We can just say that you were giving me the, .. Look and I was returning it"

"With that explanation, how could he not understand?"

"Exacty-mundo"

"What are you guys doing?" Randy asked walking into the room.

"Nothing" We replied in union innocently. Randy looked at us suspiciously.

"I'm going to let this one slide because I have something to show Mickie" He reached out his hand to be which I used to pull me up.

"See you later Theodore"

"Bye Mrs Dibiase" Ted waved.

"Mrs Dibiase?"

"Ted's lonely" I lied, he just nodded and shook it off. "What did you want to show me?"

"Nothing I just wanted to have you to myself" He grinned pecking me on the lips.

"Well we can always go out tonight"

"Ah babe, I can't, I'm going to Rob Zombie's concert with a couple of mates, being in St Louis, gives me a chance to catch up with them"

"Have fun without me" I teased kissing his cheek.

"BABY!"

"Oh o"

"What have you done now?" Randy asked me chuckling as I tried to hide behind him.

"Hacked his twitter again"

"What did you put this time?"

"I'm not hot?" Ted growled at me. I put on my best innocent look and pointed at Randy. Randy seeing this, stop letting me hide behind him and pushed me into Ted. "Too far, my dear, too far" I ran.

"Bitch! Bet Randy doesn't know whether to kiss you or take you for a walk!" Ted yelled whilst chasing after me down the corridor.

"Have you brought a diamond leash for Maryse yet?" I yelled back at him. "Uff" I had bumped into something, more like someone hard, I caught my balance before I fell back. "We meet again Gabriel"

"Watch where your going" He sneered me.

"AHA! Here you are!" I turned to see Ted charging towards me.

"Ted! No! Stop!" It was too late; he had ran into me, causing us both to fall onto Justin. "Thanks for breaking my fall dude, that could have really hurt, cheers" I said patting Justin's back.

"Get off me" Justin growled, he used his strength to lift himself, causing me and Ted to wobble off. He brushed himself down.

"I'm officially bleeding" Ted announced.

"You see what you do?" I shoved Justin. "I think you owe Ted an apology"

"Get out" He stepped closer to me. "Of my face"

"I'm going to wait for a please" I told him, putting my hands on my hips.

"I believe Mrs Dibiase told you to do something" Ted stepped up and puffed out his chest.

"Mrs Dibiase?" Justin scoffed. "I thought you were dating that Orton guy"

"She is" We turned around to see Randy and just like in the ring, he had that dark expression on his face.

"That Randy is so hot right now" I muttered to Ted.

"Mugatu!" He said loudly and laughed.

"Is there a problem?" Randy asked Justin.

He shook his head. "No" He replied. "No problem" Justin gave us a final dirty look before brushing past.

"In my defence here, that situation was not out of control, it was just a bit of banter"

"I didn't say anything" He held up his hands. "Come on, my friends were waiting"

"Why are you here then silly?"

"Because I wanted to say goodbye to you first" He pulled me along with him.

"Hey dude" Randy's friend said man hugging him. There were seven of them. "Sorry I'm late, we had to pick up Dave's brother" He rolled his eyes and jerked his thumb to a small person, he looked around eighteen.

"That's cool, this is my girlfriend, Mickie" I gave them all a small wave.

"She is hot" One of them sang. Boy did I feel awkward.

"Who is at the do…." Becky said, she then stopped seeing the guys. "You again" She pointed to the one called Dave.

"Ah Rebecca, missed me?" He grinned.

"No"

"Maybe just a little?"

"No"

"Still don't like me ay?"

"No"

"Why is he dressed up?" Randy asked suppressing a laugh at the teenager.

"I'm going to a costume party, you guys have to drop me off before you go to that Zombie concert" The teenager said looking up at the other guys. "I'm Spock of course"

"Live long and prosper" I said to him.

"The needs of many…"

"…are greater than the needs of the few"

"Or the one" There was a long pause, everyone looked around awkwardly. I was a big fan of the film so I knew what he was talking about. "Marry me?"

"Excuse me?" I said in shock.

"What, is this moving too fast for you? Okay, how about a date? Coffee? I can be there after the party!"

"Sorry dude, this one is mine" Randy told him, putting his arm around me, pulling me close.

"Yeah and the age differences might be a problem" I chuckled awkwardly.

"Wait! I need to tell my mom! I've met the future !" The teenager ran to the car. "C'mon guys!" He yelled out.

"If he was a few years older…" Randy whispered to me and punched the air. "I'll see you later" He kissed my gently. "I love you"

"I love you too" I told him returning the kiss.

"The kids watching" Becky said jerking her thumb to the car.

"More reason to do this" Randy deepened the kiss; I laughed and pushed him away.

"Don't be mean, go on"

"I think you're just trying to get rid of me"

"Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing, so Ted can have his wicked way with me" I joked.

"That's it, I'm staying!"

"No, you are not" I shoved him out further to the car. "Go!"

"Make sure she" He pointed at me. "Doesn't do anything stupid"

"As if I would" I scoffed, he looked at me doubtfully. "You're keeping them waiting! Go!" He gave me one last quick kiss before he left.

"He acts as if this is the first time he has gone out with you in a long time…." I stayed quiet. "Seriously?"

"Well, you know those first few months, stick together, you know?"

"So this should be good for you"

"Should be!"

"Ladies, I would like to welcome Tyler Dibiase to the world" Ted said poking his head around his door.

"I can imagine Ted having an actual son called Tyler" Becky commented.

"Everything goes with Dibiase!" I threw my hands up. "I'm screwed with Orton!" Becky glared at me. "Becky Orton sounds great though!" I put my thumbs up.

"Jenny Dibiase, Emily Dibiase, Harriet Dibiase, David Dibiase, flipping hell your right"

"Have children so we can name them" We told Ted.

"Not for a few years yet, there is still plenty of use for this…" He looked down and grinned. "Ay Mrs D?"

"Mrs D?"

"I'm Ted potential wife, Mickie Dibiase, we" I pointed to me and Ted. "Think it goes"

"It actually does!" Becky agreed. "Becky Dibiase…" She then smiled. "Oh Ted…"

"What can I say" Ted said to Cody. "The ladies love me"

"Not this one" Cody pulled Becky towards him. "Now that Randy's gone out, we want some alone time, so if you guys don't mind" He shoo'd us out the room

"But I…" The door slammed in our faces. "What do we do now?"

"I have an idea" I grinned.

Half an hour later

"Yes, I'd like to buy a fish"

"Have you looked at our selection?" The woman asked Ted.

"Yes, we'd like one of the gold fishes"

"Just one?"

"Yes, it's our engagement present" Ted told her, putting his arm around me, I just nodded in agreement. She let us point out which fish we could have, she was wrapping it up for at the till. "I haven't had a fish in ages, I lost the last one"

"You lost one? How could you loose a gold fish?" I asked him, it's just something only Ted could do.

"They keep escaping when I clean the tank" Ted replied, me and the woman who was getting us a fish exchanged glances.

"I don't understand, how do they escape?" She asked him.

"Well, when I clean the tank I put 'em in the toilet. When I come back, one of them always swum down the hole!" Ted explained to her, once again me and her exchanged looks.

"Err, sir, I'm going to need to go over a few things with you before I sell you the fish."

So for the next ten minutes, she explained to Ted what not to do, putting them in the toilet was one of them. "I see things much clearer now, thanks!" He picked up our fish and cage and walked out. "I'm going to call you Percy"

"Why Percy?" I asked him.

"Why not?"

"It's just a pretty weird name for a fish"

"Shhh, he can hear you, she didn't mean it Percy"

"Ok then…" I looked at my watch. "So that took up about fifty minutes, shall we go and intrude on Becky and Cody"

"Lets!" We drove home in my rental, Taylor Swift 'Fifteen' came on the radio, so I decided to change it because I didn't think Ted would want to listen to it, before I could, Ted slapped my hand away from the dial and he sang every word, complete with harmonies and falsettos, should I really be surprised with this behaviour from Ted?

When we got there, Becky and Cody had vanished. "Why did we need to go?" Ted whined.

"Look on the bright side, we got….Percy…out of this"

"Good point, I'm going to go set him up" Knock Knock.

"And I will get the door!" I told him, he nodded and placed Percy on the table, I laughed at him, but my laughter turned to shock when I opened the door. Standing there was Paul Bearer, he had the creepiest look on his face and he was holding up an urn. I just blinked at him. "Err, Ted, it's for you" I held the door for when Ted got here and then slipped away, I sat down, put on the TV until I heard a ….

"I didn't order this" Does he not know who that is? It's the creepy guy who follows the Undertaker! "You can stare at me like that all you want, I'm not going to buy your urn" I couldn't help but chuckle upon hearing this. "If it makes you feel better, it's a very nice urn, very nice, but I have no use of it, so your wasting your time at this door" No reply, was he talking to himself now? "I mean it's pretty because I can see my reflection, but seriously man, I don't want an urn, maybe in like fifty years or so, but I'm too young and handsome to die" Still no reply. "You should try my room mate Cody" No word. "Stop staring at me like that!" I muted the tv so I can hear more clearly. "I mean it! Stop! Stop before I get angry!" Why doesn't he just slam the door? "How dare you make a mockery of me, what urn shop to work for, I will report you" All this time Paul Bearer didn't reply, he just starred at Ted how he does. "You're tearing me apart!" Two minutes later Ted walked in the room holding the urn. "Look what I brought!"

"You actually brought it?" I asked him in shock.

"That guy is a very persuasive, he is going places"

"What did he say?"

"He wasn't a man of many words really baby…"

"Ted, you do realise who that was don't you?" Ted just blinked back at me. "That was Paul Bearer! Undertaker's scary follower"

"So he wasn't an urn salesman?"

"No Ted"

"He took my money!" Ted said, storming for the door, he swung around the door frame, I followed him, but Paul Bearer was no where in sight. "God Dammit!"

"Ted, Ted! Sheamus is coming, act cool, act" I told him, I put my hand on the door frame, Ted put on some sun glasses even though it was pretty late and we were in a hotel and leaned against the door, Sheamus looked at us suspiciously as he went past, we nodded 'coolly' at him. He turned around and reached out his hand, Chloe came skipping towards him. "Be strong Mickie, be strong" I said to myself, biting my fist.

"Don't cry in public Ted, don't cry in public" Ted said to himself as we watched Sheamus and that skank go off.

"I'm going to go to bed, night Theodore"

"Aren't you forgetting someone?"

"Goodnight…Percy.."

"Much better"

"I just had a thought, when we fly to the next place, what are we going to do with Percy?" I asked Ted, we hadn't thought of that.

"I'll drive him down to my parents, they'll look after him"

"Won't they think that's a bit random""They grew up with me didn't they?"

"Good point, night Theodore"

"Night baby"

And so I fell asleep, I didn't wake up until the morning, I looked beside me, but Randy wasn't there. Had he not come back last night? I decided to check his twitter. 'Just walked through the door and my girl is already asleep, I guess I will have to wait till morning to have my hug and kiss' I couldn't help, but smile like a fool when I read this. I got up and poked my head around my door. Sure enough, there was Randy on the couch. I walked up to him and gave him a hug and kiss.

"I guess you saw me tweet" He chuckled. "Should do that more often"

Becky's P.O.V

"Are you okay?"

I glanced up as Cody shut the door and shook my head, "No… look what I just found." I held up the piece of paper.

Cody squinted it and read it aloud, "I NO ABOUT U+CODY. $500 BY TOMORROW NIGHT. WANT 2 NO MORE? WEAR PINK HAT 2MORROW. LOVE, A FRIEND'." His eyes widened as he realized what it said before he frowned, "That is terrible grammar and spelling. For a start, it's 'know'."

I sighed, "Cody, that isn't the issue here." I swallowed anxiously, "What are we going to do? This is blackmail!"

Cody rolled his eyes, "I don't really think it's a big deal."

"How can you say that?"

"It's probably Ted."

I frowned at him, "What makes you say that?"

Cody laughed and took the paper from me. The person had actually taken the time to cut words and letters out from a magazine or newspaper to stick it down, "It's the kind of thing Ted would do."

"For $500?"

"Yes… it's not like he needs it, he just wants us to panic."

I narrowed my eyes and opened the door and Ted just happened to be walking by. I charged at him and slammed him against the wall, "Ted!"

"Ouch! What is it, you crazy woman?"

"Nothing… I just wanted to give you a hug." I lied.

"Right. Of course." Ted smoothed himself out and muttered, "Still got it."

"So, how's it going?"

"Fine!" Ted cleared his throat before smiling, "Got any interesting mail lately?"

I glanced back at Cody, who was leaning against the doorframe. He raised his eyes pointedly.

"Nope!" I told Ted before skipping back to Cody before turning back to him, "I thought you were with Mickie?"

"I'm just getting my wallet!" He called before disappearing around the corner.

"See?" Cody shrugged as soon as he was gone.

"Okay, you were right… for once."

He grinned, gently kissed me before suddenly snapping his fingers, "I have an idea."

Somehow, ten minutes later, I found myself breaking into Ted's hotel room.

"What are we looking for exactly?" I whispered, even though Ted wasn't here.

He didn't say anything, which was a bit pointless since it meant that I didn't know why I was riffling through his underwear draw but it wasn't long before I heard Cody clear his throat.

I spun around and saw that he was holding up a magazine and a newspaper, which both had squares cut out, separating words and letters.

"We have our culprit." He beamed.

I narrowed my eyes, "Revenge?"

Cody snickered, "I have a great idea."

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