A view of Peach Creek High. The Eds approach the stoop that leads to the entrance, where Johnny 2x4 was creeping nearby.

"There they are Plank. Soon we shall have our vengence. Just have to wait a little longer." Johnny says to the board in his hand. "What? Well yeah, we should also come up with a plan. But soon my buddy, soon."

The Eds make their way up the stoop as Ed rambles on to the others.

"Valiant, IDW, Dark Horse, Image, Top Cow, Titan. And then we move on to Manga's such as-"

"Melon-head was yammering on about getting back at us again." Eddy states, ignoring Ed.

"It's been five years Eddy, I highly doubt he's going to do anything out of the blue now." Edd reassures him. "Though, the fact he still finds comfort in a dissolving piece of wood to this day is rather unsettling."

"Gotta respect his tendency to carry a grudge."

"That you do."

"Seven Seas, Shounen Jump Weekly and Monthly, Digital Manga Publishing, Kodasha."

"Ed, if you keep going on about comic publishers other than DC and Marvel, I am going to take a swan dive off the roof while screaming out your name to the heavens."

"Gottcha Edd-O."

Meanwhile, Kevin and Nazz share a moment between a vending machine and row of lockers.

"One more year to go." Kevin says.

"And then?" Nazz asks happily, already knowing the answer.

"You'll have to wait and see. Cause when the question finally pops, it is going to kick your-" Kevin stops as a voice drowns the two out.

"As was yesterday, so it is today." Double D's voice echoed down the hall.

Both Kevin and Nazz sighed and stepped out of their hiding place, just in time to meet the trio in the hall as they turned the corner.

"Kev. Nazz." Eddy greets the two as he and Kevin high-five.

"I believe the two of you will be happy to know we all share a class together for another riveting year of school." Double D informs the duo.

"Dude, sweet." Nazz answers. "Is it home room?"

"Well, that's the odd thing about this year. We have only one class for the whole day."

"Seriously?" Kevin asks.

"I've already informed the staff of the main office of the odd circumstances so it should be fixed by the end of the day."

"But hey, first day is a free ride. Let's kick up our feet and enjoy what we can as we milk this tit for all its worth." Eddy adds, coming between the two and wrapping and arm around each ones shoulder as they turn and walk down the hall.

"I do wish he'd take this more seriously, Ed." Double D tells Ed as the others walk out of ear shot.

"Yeah. Kevin seems to be bored already."

"What? No. I'm speaking of Eddy. I can already tell he's got something up his sleeve."

"You mean like when I play 'poke her' with Eddy on Saturday nights?"

"Well, firstly it's pronounced 'Poker'. Secondly, I mean like when... Huh, for once you actually came up with a good analogy."

"Oh? Where is it?"

"... Right, well. What Eddy doesn't know this year, Ed, is that I have prepared resumes and personal bios on everyone in class. I'm betting Eddy thinks he'll be able to get this teacher to quite by the end of this quarter, but he'll instead be met with a far more powerful foe than he could've ever imagined, for he or she shall be armed with knowledge!" The sound of thunder and lights flickering fill the scene as Double D finishes.

"That's some mad scientist stuff right there. Yup it is."

"Must be something wrong with the wiring in this part of the hall but I'm pretty sure that was the bell. Shall we Ed?"

"Right behind ya Victor Von Crazy."