AN: this is a compilation series of Keith fucking with Lance.

"Hey Lance." Keith said.

The Blue paladin was still angry at him for the updog debacle. They were also in a fight with a gigantic disgusting eye monster, so that may be the reason he didn't want to answer.

Lance aimed his gun at the monster's eye, firing (and he missed).

"Oh no I screwed up." he complained.

"Like eye fucked up as in E-Y-E?" Keith asked.

Lance tried to concentrate on taking aim at the eye monster once again. "No that spells ewe."

There was a stunned silence that fell over the battlefield. Even the eye monster stopped so it could question what it just heard.

"Are you fucking serious?" Keith asked.

"E-W-E is ewe, Lance." Pidge cut in.

It took a moment for it to dawn on Lance. Celebratory music played and confetti rained down upon the battlefield from a pinata that read Congraulations but it was quite clear the pinata was not to be taken seriously. Even Lotor appeared, questioning the very existence of Lance.

"You messed up a three letter word! How do you even do that?" Keith asked, incredulously.

"I-I got it messed up in my head I have problems with that. Spelling stuff." Lance sputtered, trying to justify himself.

"Do you want to try spelling the? Tuh-heeeeee. T-heee." Keith asked.

"I was trying to fight the giant eye monster and-"

"None of us will ever let you live this down." Keith interrupted, getting pure joy out of the embarrassment of the blue paladin.

"NooOOoo." Lance cried.

The paladins were about to form Voltron. A hot dog demon's reign of terror needed to end. Just as the Lions were about to sync up Hunk asked, "Hey Lance, what does e-w-e spell?"

"Shut up!" Lance yelled, falling out of formation.

"Goddamnit guys just because Lance can't spell eye doesn't mean we have to screw up Voltron." Shiro groaned.

"I mean everyone heard it." Keith replied.

Lance screamed in anguish.

Lance was finally able to see his family for the first time in years. He was finally back home on Earth. Nothing could possibly ruin this day.

"You can't spell eye!" Keith yelled, laughing in the distance.

"YES I CAN! I just-"

The essence of Lance and Keith remained in their Lions. The Red Lion had an engraving inside of the cockpit. It read, he closed he ewes.

"KEITH YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!" Lance's ghost yelled.

"We're both dead already Lance! Did you forget that like you forgot how to spell eye?" Keith's ghost responded.

The new Red Paladin swore they could hear the anguished cries of a human man coming from the Red Lion, while the new Black Paladin swore someone was laughing hysterically from the Black Lion.