AN: Are you enjoying it yet?
Lance was pretty sure Keith was fucking with him.
Keith swore he'd never played a Mario game ever in his life but he was abnormally good at trolling Lance. Whenever they reached the lifts towards Bowser Keith would either leave Lance behind, throw Lance off the lift or throw their much needed items away.
Then...then there were the green star challenges. Lance would try his best to collect them all before they ended the stage, but Keith. No he'd rather run ahead or let the ball fall into the abyss. Every time Keith would laugh at Lance's misery as he watched the green stars slip further and further away from Lance's fingers.
"Why must you do this to me?" Lance asked.
"This is my revenge, Lance. For the time you tricked me with Bofa." Keith replied.
"Bofa?" Lance asked.
"BOFA DEEZ NUTS! WOOOOOO!" Keith yelled, throwing Lance's character off a cliff. Allura entered the room blasting two air horns loudly. Coran could be seen in the background dabbing furiously.
"Why..." Lance whispered, curling into a ball on the floor. He sobbed quietly, unheard thanks to the airhorns.
Keith continued to scream loudly. For a moment Shiro entered the room, wondering what was wrong with the Red Paladin. Then he remembered this was Keith and Shiro walked right back out of the room. Why couldn't he have stayed dead?