AN: Justice rains from above.

Lance honestly had enough of Keith's shit. For weeks he had to deal with extremely out of character and context references from the Red Paladin and for what reason? Keith was bored as fuck.

Didn't he have Galra shit to do...or you know. VOLTRON. Was that not enough? Is that mundane for you Keith.

Lance had his revenge.

Keith was tired for a day full of planning his next emotional tormenting of Lance. Looking through the pages there were a lot of dick jokes and something about a thing called Ligma. He'd have to ask the equally as done with Keith's shit Pidge what it meant later. Keith was nearly sound asleep on his bed, unaware of the shit he was about to go through.

Lance crept up to the Red Paladin's sleeping body and began quietly singing.

"Somebody's taking a train to sleepy time junction."

Keith stirred giving the middle finger lazily before dropping his arm back to his side once more. The Blue Paladin grinned evilly. Sweet, sweet fucking revenge.

"Somebody is so tired he can barely function."

The red Paladin mumbled something, which sounded a lot like Fuck off. Spoiler alert: it was.

"So he's hopping on that train to sleepy time junction." Lance picked up the megaphone from the Pizza Incident that was conveniently lying on the floor beside him. His evil grin turned borderline manic as he tired on the device.

He held the megaphone up to his mouth and began screaming, "'ALL ABOARD' CRIED THE ENGINEER. SLEEPY TIME JUNCTION IS SO NEAR!"

Keith's eyes flew open, he shrieked like a banshee as he puled his knife out from under his pillow and waved it around in the air. Shiro walked in the room only to walk immediately back out. Why didn't he stay on Earth?

Lance booked it out of the room, closely followed by Keith. The Red Paladin's will to stab him was stronger than a blue sweaty horse man from another world. So. SO. STRONG.

"Keith please. I'm sorry. I love you." Lance cried, tears streamed down his face knowing this was the day he died.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Keith screeched then began furiously dabbing.

"Uh." Lance was speechless. What the fuck was happening.

"THIS IS THE GALRA MATING RITUAL YOU THIRSTY BITCH! JOIN ME IF YOU DARE!" Keith yelled in response, dabbing even more furiously. He was going to get some serious whiplash if he kept that up.

With no other options Lance slowly backed away into the darkness of the castle ship. After he was out of sight Keith stopped dabbing and began laughing maniacally. "I win this round again, Lance!"

"Shut the fuck up Keith." Pidge yelled.