How Taking Down Legacy Failed
Mickie's P.O.V
"Remember, be nice" Randy whispered into my ear as we approach the hotel room where Becky, Cody, Ted and Mandy were staying. We had done as Randy said and gotten our own room, it was quiet at first, but it really started to feel like we were a proper family. We were going round theirs tonight, as a peace treaty I think in Randy's mind.
"I'm always nice" I scoffed.
"Oh yeah? 'Back off bitch'" Randy mocked me.
"Ok, you weren't there; I so did not say it like that"
"Right babe, right"
"I didn't!"
"I guess it was a little cute that you were jealous"
"Mickie, Randy!" Cody smiled as he opened the door. "Enter…"
"Casa de la Dibiase" Ted poked his head round the door.
"For the last time it's not Casa de la Dibiase! We all live here and second even if it was it would be Casa de Dibiase, not Casa de la Dibiase…idiot" Cody shook his head.
"He's just jealous"
"Of what?" Randy scoffed.
"My dashing good looks"
"No! No! Don't you dare steal my nick name" Cody rushed back over. "Don't go there Dibiase"
"Dashing Ted Dibiase…I like it!"
"No! That's my name, you can't have it, Dashing Cody Rhodes" Me and Randy sniggered at Cody. "Oh, he's just winding me up isn't he? Well two can play at that game; remember what we made up Mickie? The…" He whispered into my ear what we had decided. I laughed and shook my head.
"Alright, alright, let's go"
"Ted, look what me and Mickie made up" Cody smirked.
"Hi, I'm a pole" I waved.
"Hi, I'm Miley Cyrus, can I have this dance?"
We both turned our head's to the unamused Ted. "Do you think you're funny? You just don't understand her! What did she ever do to you apart from make incredible music? She made us a movie in 3D, she didn't have to do that you ungrateful mother fucker" He then strutted away from the door.
"Has he been drinking?" I asked.
"Yeah, he's such a lightweight"
We walked in, Ted was now on the couch next to Becky, Mandy was sitting opposite them, I tried to avoid eye contact, ahh awkward. "Beer?" Ted offered me and Randy.
"Pass it" Randy told him, Ted chucked one at him.
"Mickie?"
"Oh yes Ted, I would love a beer" I replied sarcastically, he chucked me one. "Ted, I'm pregnant, I can't drink"
"Then why did you say you wanted one?
"Ok, seriously, how many has he had?" I looked around, Becky just laughed.
"Do you really think this is unusual behaviour for Ted?" Becky asked me.
"Ah good point"
"How many months are you now?" Mandy asked me.
"Ermm, nearly six month" I replied back, desperately trying to sound friendly. "Are you not drinking?" I asked Becky.
"Nah, thought I might help you when these losers get drunk" She told me, thank god! "Randy, don't drink! You're the most violent when your drunk"
"What are you talking about? I am not violent" Randy scoffed, taking another sip of his beer.
"You RKO'd Ted and then went to punt him" I pointed out; he put his hand on my knee and squeezed it.
"It was accident"
"No accident here! Mickie was planned!" Ted decided to shout out. Oh boy.
An hour later
"Goddamn it, Ted!" Becky screamed as she was speared down to the floor by Ted.
"I thought I saw Melina, she was pretty…" Ted said in a day-dreamy voice, reaching towards nothing, just aimlessly clawing the air in a daze. "With Melina…"
"Oh god, Ted please don't star-"
"WITH MELINA" He screamed/sung.
"This isn't funny you two!" Becky yelled at Cody and Randy, who were just in their own little world on the couch, they were encouraging Ted to believe Becky was Melina. "Mickie, I'll take Cody, you take Randy"
"Come here babe" Randy patted his lap. It had taken an hour till everyone apart from me and Becky were drunk, they were all annoying me.
"Do I have to?" I asked Becky, she pushed me towards Randy's direction.
"Babe" Randy pulled me down next to him. "I loooooooooovvvvveeeeee you"
"Randy, we should go, we should go…where should we go again? Oh yeah! We should go to the bar, ditch these bitches" I gawked at Ted.
"I'm staying with my babe" Randy slurred back at Ted.
Ted's jaw dropped. "But, but, but…BROS BEFORE HOES!"
"What did you call me?" Becky grabbed Ted by his shirt.
"NO! Don't hurt me! Think of my children" Ted cried out trying to push the strong Becky away from him. Becky let him down and shoved him away to which he fell on the ground with a thud.
"It's chicks before dicks"
Ted turned his head to me. "She just wants to suck my dick"
"You disgust me" Becky scoffed. "Cody, you should kick his ass" No reply. "Cody?" We looked around the room to see Cody talking to a lamp.
"So what say, you and me, get naked" He asked the lamp.
"Wow" I said laughing. "This is just wow" Ted edged towards me, with a seductive drunken smile on his face. "What?"
"Does this mean we can fuck? Or do I have to take you out to dinner first?" He asked me wiggling his brows.
"Oi!" Randy drunkenly shoved Ted. "Hands off, this one is mine"
"I don't see your name on it!"
"I am not an 'it'!"
"It says right here! RANNNNNDDYYYY" Randy slurred, pointing at me.
"Alright alright, just let me get my reading glasses" Ted sighed, looking around. "Where the fuck are my reading glasses?" Ted stood up and grabbed Becky. "Where the fuck did you put my reading glasses woman?" He shouted at her.
She looked back at him angrily. "One, you better take your hands off me before I kick your ass" She threatened, Ted glared and let her down. "Second you don't even have reading glasses"
"You really wanna know girl?" I turned to see Cody who was still trying it on with the lamb. "Well…9 inches"
"9?" Ted scoffed. "Try my 10 inch beauty" I looked at him in disgust. "Sup" He licked his lips at me.
"DUDE, .? Wink at my girl again and I will take away your Miley Cyrus CD!" Randy threatened him.
"NOOOOOOOO! You'll never everrrr take her ALIVE!" He turned around and threw a cushion at the lamp Cody was flirting with, then ran into the bedroom.
"CINDY! NO!" Cody cried went it smashed to the floor.
"Shouldn't we go after him?" Becky asked me about Cody.
"I really can't be bothered" I shrugged. "He'll be fine! What damage can Ted do?"
"And I don't want Mickie to leaveee me" Randy held on to me tightly.
"Cindy" I looked over to see Cody curled up in a ball, holding the lamp. "It's ok baby, we are going to get you some help" I looked up to see Becky holding a camera, recording the whole thing.
"How do I look?" Ted returned from the bedroom, I gasped when I saw what he had done. He had given himself a make over, meaning; nail varnish, bright red lip stick, pink blusher, mascara, eye liner, foundation, it was, shocking.
"Who's the hot chick?" Cody dropped Cindy and got up, starring at Ted in amazement.
"Oh my god" Becky shrieked with laughter holding the camera up. "This is permanent blackmail, now I just need to get something embarrassing of Randy, you know, I have three dresses that will fit you guys perfectly!"
Ted looked down. "I think…. I have the legs for it" He stated in amazement, stretching out his legs. "Besides, I will look wwayyyyyyy better in than then Rebeccie!" He spat her name in disgust.
"What did you say?" Becky asked him angrily.
"I said bitch, yeah I called you bitch, what are you going to do about it BITCH!" Becky gritted her teeth, trying to resist the urge to punch Ted. "You will never be as emotionally connected to Cody as I am! BROMANCE! ME AND BODY WE GOT A BAD ROMANCE, NA NA NA NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA, OH REBCCIE, CAUGHT IN A BAD BRO MANCE, CODY DOESN'T WANT BECKYYYY…..DON'T WANT HER ROMANCE, HE WANTS TED'S BROMANCE!"
"I don't wanna be drunk anymore Randayyy" Mandy pulled herself towards Randy.
Ted gasped upon seeing Mandy starting to crawl towards Randy. "OH NO!" He grabbed a glass of water and the next thing I knew, he had threw it over Mandy and Randy. "I got your back baby!" Ted told me, he thought they were going to kiss so he threw water over them! That's a good friend right there! Ted looked around "SPRING BREAK! WOOO!" He pulled off his shirt and threw it at Becky. "LET'S GO STEAL A BOAT"
"Why would you steal a boat?" I asked him shaking my head.
"Who cares GOD!"
"Mickieee mouse, I want a kiss" Randy tugged on my sleeve. "Mickie, oh Mickie!"
"In a minute Randy"
"Now!"
"I have another idea! Why don't we all make out?" Ted announced. "Anyone? Anyone? Well FINE"
"I am so glad we have this on camera" I laughed, Becky just grinned and kept recording.
"I want lobster Mickie & Becky, go do your womanly things and COOK!"
"We will make you a sandwich and that's all"
"I said lobster woman!"
"I'm not going to make you a-"
"LOBSTER!" Ted screamed throwing his phone at Becky, it hit her on the head, she slowly turned to Ted, shaking with anger. Ted tried to run, but Becky jumped on his back, he fell to the ground, she got up and dragged him by his foot into the other room. "MY VIRGINITY!" Ted screamed, digging his nails into the carpet.
I looked to see what Randy was doing, but he had passed out, I went to get up, but his hand was gripped firmly around my waist and he wouldn't budge, I sighed and laid back down, I was so uncomfortable.
Ted suddenly ran back out of the room, him he ran up to where I was lying and cried into my shoulder. "What the hell happened?" I asked him.
Becky walked in with a smirk on her face. "S-s-she broke my Miley CD" Ted sobbed. "You're a monster! DON'T YOU REALISE HOW MANY PEOPLE IN DISNEY SHE HAD TO SCREW TO GET A RECORD DEAL? YOU SHOULD RESPECT THAT SHE WAS WILLING TO PUT THE WORK IN" Ted yelled her.
"Want me to go break your mirrors?" Ted shook his head. "Then be quiet"
"I think I'm gonnaaa beee sick" Mandy groaned, crawling across the floor.
"Oh gross" Becky scowled.
"I'll take her" I sighed, getting up, leaving Randy's grip.
"No babeeee, stway here" He tried to reach for me again.
"I'll be right back" I told him. "Stay" I commanded.
"Sit" Ted then told him before collapsing into giggles. "Mickie, don't I look pweety? But then again, I always look pwetty" I ignored him. "Oi bitchface!" He shouted at me.
"What!"
"Don't I like pretty…." I rolled my eyes. "Why the fuck did you hesitate you fucking whore! Yeah you heard me you fucking bitch!" Ted yelled at me.
"Ted, what was your mother say" I gasped, shaking my head.
"Pwetty ugly, AHAHAHA, did you hear that Becky? I completely, a hundred percent just owned Ted, Becky? BECKY! REBECCCCCCCCCCCCAAA" Cody sang.
"I CAN HEAR YOU" Becky snapped, she looked as if she wanted to kill all of them. "Next time I'm getting drunk with them!"
I went over to where Mandy was throwing up in the toilet, I pulled her hair back so it wouldn't get in the way, oh gross. "Where's Randyyyy?" She groaned. "I want Randyyy!"
"He's busy at the moment" I said to her awkwardly, I guess I would prefer her drunk to sober right now.
"But I want him, I want Randy" She started to cry. "I need him"
"Don't worry I'll hold your hair back" I reassured her.
"You don't understand! I love him, I've always loved him" She sobbed, my eyes widened.
.it.
A great chapter full of drunkenness! I love writing a drunken Ted!
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"Ha, yeah" She looked away, but Randy continued to look at her.
"Mandy?" She didn't reply. "Do you…like me?"
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