How Taking Down Legacy Failed

Mickie's P.O.V

"I can't believe they had no turkeys" Ted moaned as we came back from the shops. We all had a craving for more turkey so me and Ted offered to go out and get some.

"Well it was always a long shot, it's Christmas, what did we expect" I shrugged.

"But but…Teddy wants to turkey" He continued to whinge.

"Well too bad we can't…" I froze when I saw something down the corridor. "Ted, look" I put my finger to his lips, which Ted decided it would be funny to wrap his tongue around. "Oh you nasty" I wiped his salvia on his shirt. "Look!" I pointed down the corridor.

Ted followed my finger. "Turkey" He licked his lips. Down the corridor was Jack's Swagger's mascot. "Ted hungry…" Ted stepped forwards with his arms reached out.

"Ted" I stopped him. "We have to be sneaky about this….follow my lead" I cleared my throat and walked up to the eagle. "Hey! How you doing?" I asked him, he nodded his eagle head. "Right so….random question….how much do you weigh?" Ted came to the other side of the mascot. The mascot responded to my question by holding up his fingers to tell me. I looked over at Ted. "We can take him" I told him. I grabbed onto the mascot's arm, Ted grabbed the other, the mascot started to struggle, me and Ted started to drag him down the corridor.

"OUCH! He kicked me! Your going down birdie" Ted threatened him. Ted forcefully smashed the bird up against the wall. The mascot headed butted Ted and tried to escape down the corridor. "HE'S ESCAPING!" Ted ran and took a jump and landed on the mascot's back. The mascot fell to the ground; Ted grabbed his feet and dragged him back over to me. "Let's go!"

"Right" I let Ted wrestle with the birdie as I walked into our hotel room. Everyone stood up seeing I had returned.

"Have you got the turkey?" They asked me, all desperate to get some. I bit my lip; I wonder how they were going to take the news of what we did actually bring back.

"Sort of…." I responded, scratching the back of my head awkwardly, they looked at me in confusion. "Ted, bring it in" I called out the door; I turned back to the group with an awkward smile on my face. "Ta-duh…"

Ted dragged the flapping bird in. "Look! Turkey! You are welcome!" Ted said with a proud smile on his face. The mascot started to flap his wings trying to escape Ted's grasp. "Stop it!"

"Ted, what the-" Cody starred at us in amazement. Me and Ted exchanged looks and shrugged. I patted the mascot's head.

"What?" I asked innocently, I looked over at Randy who was looking very amused by the situation.

"Babe, your not serious are you?" Randy said, stepping forwards, looking at mascot. I'm surprised that he is surprised by this, you would of thought he was used to mine and Ted's weird moments.

"Deadly serious" I told him. "We went through a lot of trouble to get this bird"

"You're the ones who really wanted turkey, you ungrateful lot" Ted scowled. The mascot fell to the ground and sat down, hanging his head low. "Good turkey"

"That's not even a turkey! That's an eagle you idiot!" Becky pointed out, shaking her head.

"That's where your wrong Rebecca" Ted laughed smugly, he then looked at the mascot. "Wait….oh yeah….so it is…..well what do you know" The mascot shook his head. "Why didn't you tell us?" The mascot waved his hands around, trying to explain.

"I can't believe you kidnapped the eagle! I mean….it's THE eagle!" Cody said in disbelief. "You have to take him back"

"What!" I gasped. "No!" I put my arms around the eagles head.

The eagle nodded enthusiastically when Cody suggested this. "But but…..Can't I just keep him as a pet?" Ted pouted, putting his arms around the eagle too.

"No, Ted, you can't…" Cody pinched the bridge on his nose. "I thought the New year would be a fresh start!"

"It's not New years yet…." Ted pointed out.

"And we never agreed to that!" I objected. "Please? Can we keep him? Oh pretty please?" I said, me and Ted put on our best cute faces. "Please Codykins? Pretty please, with….sprinkles on top…."

"You can't keep him! This is not up for discussion guys" Cody remained stern. Becky and Randy had just collapsed into laughter somewhere.

"But me and Bert…." Ted started, but Cody cut him off.

"Look Ted….wait….you called it Bert?" Cody asked, Ted nodded. "You can't give it a name! When you give it a name you become attached to it!"

"But but Codykins! I'll walk him everyday….and and….. I'll feed him and clean up after, oh please" Ted started to smile, his mouth was twitching up into a laugh.

"This isn't funny Ted!"

"Who's laughing? Clearly not the eagle I just kidnapped!"

"Ted, I said no! Now go and take him back to Swagger" Cody pointed to the door.

"You never let me have anything I want!" Ted said angrily, crossing his arms and stamping.

"You're the worst kind of person!" I yelled childishly.

"I HATE YOU!" Ted yelled, grabbing the bird and storming out of the room. "I'm going to run away! And and then you'll be sorry!" We heard Ted faintly yell.

"Don't encourage them!" Cody yelled at the Orton siblings who were still in hysterics. I glared at Cody and followed Ted out the room.

"I don't understand! I think we had a very persuasive argument" Ted sighed as he looked across the door numbers, looking for Jack Swaggers.

"So did I Ted, I've never had a pet before" I said sadly.

"Really?"

"No, that was lie, I've got three horses back home" I grinned. "Aha! Jack Swagger's!" I knocked on the door. He answered in his boxers, I let out a low whistle.

"Hello Jack…uh….we found your lost bird, we would like our reward now" Ted said.

Jack raised a brow. "He wasn't lost"

"He was kidnapped!" I told him, Ted nudged me. "It was….Justin Gabriel! But we fought him off, didn't we Ted!"

"Yeah! So….cash will do" Ted held out his hand. Jack grabbed his bird and slammed the door in our face. "We should of held him ransom"

"Ted, why do you think of good ideas AFTER?" I asked him shaking my head. We walked back to our room. I walked in and walked straight into Randy's arms.

"You alright babe?" He whispered into my ear as he wrapped his arms around me.

"No" I sulked. "You didn't let me keep the bird"

"If I remember correctly, it was Cody who said no" Randy protested. Me and Ted both turned to Cody and glared.

"Would you really of wanted a bird living here Randy? Rebecca? We are full up as it is!" Cody defended himself.

"Since Mickie and Randy moved out, we had the room!" Ted argued.

"We can't just keep a guy here against his will Ted!" Cody retorted, I put my arms back around Randy cuddled into his chest.

"Why not?" Ted replied angrily.

"Oh I don't know….because it's ILLEGAL?"

"It's only illegal if you get caught, GOSH CODY!" Ted screamed. He pulled the Miley live cut out next to him. "What do you think Miley?" Silence. "SEE! Miley agrees with me! Right Miley?…..What was that Miley? Oh you are so funny! Isn't she funny?"

"Ted, she's not real"

"AND YOUR UGLY! "

"I think me and Mickie are going to go…." Randy said sliding on his jacket. "C'mon babe…." Randy put his arm around my waist and started leading me out the door. I leaned my head back onto his shoulder.

"Oh!" I whinged. "But this was just about to get good!" We could hear Cody and Ted's yelling all the way from down the corridor. Randy's arms stand around me and I let him guide me back to our room. After kidding napping the eagle, I was pretty tired.

"I can't believe you and Ted did that" Randy said, pushing my hair out of my eyes. He cupped my face and gave me a gentle kiss.

"Probably because we're the weirdest people in the WWE" I told him, he smiled and nodded in agreement. "I don't understand how you keep forgetting that"

Randy slipped his hand in mine and leads me down to the arm chair, he sat down and pulled me onto his lap. I lie over his legs and spread out my legs over the arm of the chair. I let out a sigh of relief as I was finally sitting down. My feet were killing me. "Christmas is over now" He spoke, pulling me close to him.

"I know, it's really depressing!" I sighed, snuggling into him. "But at least I have my supernatural which FYI we are watching tonight"

"No babe, I don't think so" Randy chuckled. "Because tonight, we are watching Dexter"

"What goes on between you and a certain serial killer isn't any of my business" I held my hands up. "Besides your going to want to meet Sam and Dean"

"Babe, I'm a guy, I think I can resist their charm"

"I don't know Randy…." I shrugged innocently. "They are pretty charming…"

"Babe, you get charmed by the likes of Sheamus" Randy said, placing his hand on the side of my thigh, stroking me softly. I placed my head just below his shoulder and looked up at him.

"Have you not heard the way he says fella?" I asked him, kissing his shoulder, Randy starred down at me, the same old amused smile on his face.

"Yes I have"

"And nothing? It doesn't do anything for you?"

"Nope."

"Your weird"

He scoffed. "Oh I'm weird, am I babe?"

"Yep"

"I'm not the one who goes around harassing all the superstars and kidnapping mascots" He said, planting a kiss on my forehead.

I leaned away. "You are so mean" I made my lip tremble.

"Don't give me your little cute face where you think you can get anything you want" He leaned his forehead against mine.

"I normally can" I mumbled, sliding my hand up his shirt and over his abs. Randy starred down at my hand, he placed his hand at the bottom of my stomach and slid his hand under my shirt. "What do you think your doing you little pervert?" I said pulling his hand back down.

"Your doing it to me!" He argued. "And besides, maybe I just wanted to feel your baby bump"

"Yeah right" I scoffed, kissing him teasingly.

"When your not pregnant, I'm going to have you begging for it" He smirked, nibbling on my ear.

"Wow, arrogant much?" I matched his smirk.

"Not arrogant…..confident" I smiled and laid my head back down. "How's the baby? Any kicking?"

"Baby is good, some kicking" I replied, yawning slightly.

"How come you didn't say?" He asked me, resting his chin on the top of my head.

"Because, it was during the whole trying to convince Cody to let us keep the eagle as a pet….it was just weird timing…..you know like 'please let us have him…oh please I- oh my baby is kicking' It would completely ruined the theme" I tried to explain to him.

"Ok, I understand…..kinda" I continued to fiddle with my fingers. "Babe?"

"mm?" I replied. I felt his finger go under my chin, he lifted my chin so I was looking at him. He leaned down and kissed me, I kissed him back, giving him the go ahead to deepen it, which he did. He ran his tongue along my bottom lip, I teasing kept my mouth shut.

"Babe…"He growled into my mouth. He forced his way in, I felt him smirk as he did so. I placed my hand on my cheek and slowly stroked him. His tongue tangled with mine, he tried to get deeper and deeper, taking in every inch of my mouth. He moaned as I started to lean out, I ended the kiss and leaned back onto his shoulder. "I love you Mickie"

Hope you all had a good Christmas, sad it's over!
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