How Taking Down Legacy Failed
Mickie's P.O.V
"Brett sends his regards Mickie!" Ted said sitting down.
"You know his brother?" Randy asked me.
"Yeah, when that whole thing between you, me and Sam was going on, I went to see Ted's family, they love me" I grinned.
"Who doesn't" Randy said smiling.
"Sheamus doesn't" Ted sniggered, I glared at him. "My mom like loves her! My brother tried to hit on her" Randy's gripped tightened on me.
I pouted. "I wish I could drink" I said, changing the subject as I watched them all drink to celebrate that it was nearly the new year.
"This beer is fantastic!" Ted said, smirking over at me. Randy just laughed and wrapped his arm around me. Ted took a sip of his before setting it down so he could read the newspaper. "What the fuck….what the actual fuck is this slander?" He sneered.
"Is there something about you?" Becky asked him. "WWE idiot do-"
"NO!" Ted snapped, looking back at the newspaper. "There is an appalling article on Miley Cyrus"
"What has your girlfriend done now?" Cody asked, sniggering.
"Har har Cody, your just jealous because she is more talented then you'll ever be" Ted snapped his fingers. "How dare they print such rubbish!" Ted yelled angrily. "It says 'The Hannah Montana star, who famously sang the Disney hit The Best Of Both Worlds, is in the centre of another storm after a picture of her romping with another girl hit the web. The snap shows the 18-year-old, dressed in a skimpy outfit and sitting on the lap of a female assistant, who is pretending to lick her breast.'" Ted huffed. "It's fucking ridiculous! What the fuck is so wrong about that? Is that illegal? Huh Mickie? Is it MICKIE?"
"Hey I didn't write it!" I argued.
Cody peered over Ted's shoulders. "Haha that's clever" He laughed, Ted glared at him. "It says breast of both worlds"
"That's not funny! Show some fucking respect!" Ted smacked him over the head with the newspaper. "What sick bastard wrote this? Oh my god….it says 'Miley's partying may be the usual high jinx of any teenager but many a child star has ended up in rehab or worse!'" Ted spat each word. "What the fuck is he talking about? She is a fucking inspiration!"
"Yeah so inspiring, going around licking girl's-" Randy started but Ted cut him off.
"Would you really complain if it was Mickie an-"
"Don't even finish that sentence" I cut him off this time.
Ted threw the newspaper down and continued to sulk. "I just don't understand this world! Poor girl! It's so hard to be attractive these days when so many people are jealous" Ted sighed, Cody shook his head.
"How did we ever become friends?" He asked him.
"Because I'm adorable? Duh…!" Cody just starred at him in disgust. "Fine, I'll show my love to Mickie, hey Mickie, I wrote you a song, I will sing you it!"
"Please don't"
"Mickie and Ted makes Tickie" He sang loudly. "This is the ballad of TICKIE!"
"Your giving me a head ache" I whinged, burying my head in Randy's chest.
"Ted and Mickie makes TICKIE!" He continued to sing. "This is the ballad of TICKIE"
"Cody make him stop"
"Ted shut up" Cody tried.
"I'm serenading you woman! You should appreciate this!" Ted protested. "Now where was I? Oh yeah, Ted and Mickie makes Tickie"
"Ted shut up" Randy spoke.
"Yes Sir" Ted quickly replied, quieting down instantly.
"I quite liked the fact that he was afraid of me" Randy whispered into my ear.
"You need to teach me how to do that" I said to him, he laughed and kissed my forehead.
"But I just….and you didn't….oh c'mon on!" Cody threw his hands up in the air. "You sound like Miley Cyrus Ted"
"Oh Cody!" Ted placed his hand on his heart. "That is so sweet! Thank you!"
"Only you would take that as a compliment noob styley" I commented. Wow I hadn't used that one in a long time!
"Oh Mickie….how you hurt me so…so much that I…" Ted stood up and dramatically trying to fake his death. "Goodbye all…." Was his 'final' words. He laid there, with his tongue sticking out. I looked over at Cody and shook my head, I got up, leaned over him, gave a fake sniff, took his iphone and then tried to run off. I didn't get very far as Ted reached out and grabbed my ankle, making me lose my balance, I closed my eyes and waited to hit the ground, but I didn't. I looked up to see Randy holding me.
"Careful" He hissed at Ted. "She's pregnant!"
"She stole my iphone!"
I turned around, but still stayed relaxed in his arms. "I didn't steal it! You said when you die I can inherit your iphone"
"I said no such thing" Ted scoffed before turning his attention to Cody "….I want you to make me feel…like I'm the only girl in the room" Ted sang to Cody. "Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love, that I'm the only one who knows your heart! Only Ted in the world….."
"This is my only girl" Cody said cheekily as Becky came out of the bedroom and into his arms.
"Wow Cody….wow…and here I thought we had something special" I said to him. "But whatever….you know…"I heard Randy growl slightly in my ear, he pulled me more into him.
"It's ok baby, he had me fooled too….he told me…..when he sees my face….there's not a thing that he would change, because I'm 'amazing' just the way I am….."
"You too?" I gasped. "He said that to me too! Along with….and when I smile….the whole world stops and stares for awhile, because I'm 'amazing' just the way I am'"
"Isn't that a song?" Becky asked us.
"Oh so they weren't your own words either Codykins?" I tapped my foot at him.
Cody just shook his head and chuckled under his breath. "What are you going to do Cody? Just going to stand there and hear me cry?" Ted asked him. "But that's ok because I love the way you lie….I love the way you lie"
"Shut up!" Cody groaned.
Ted gasped. "When I speak listen! Because you keep on pushing like I need permission to be heard!"
"Well played Ted! Nicely done on the spot" I applauded him.
"Thank you baby, you know Cody, it's just like…I'd catch a grenade for ya, throw my hand on a blade for ya! I'd jump in front of a train for ya! You know I'd do anything!" Ted poked his chest singing each word meaningfully.
"Yeah and you know what else?" I got up and joined Ted in poking Cody. "I would, through all this pain, take a bullet straight through my brain, yes I would die for ya Cody, but you won't do the same!"
"What's with the quoting from Bruno Mars?" Becky asked us.
Me and Ted exchanged looks. "They aren't his words….we came up with them by ourselves, right Ted?"
"Yeah! And you know what else Re-bec-a?" Becky crossed her arms and waited for him to go on. "I see you driving round town with the Cody I love and I'm like FUCK YOU!"
"Oo, oo, ooo" I did the background music.
"I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough, I'm like FUCK YOU!" He poked Cody. "And FUCK HER TOO!" He poked Becky.
"If you sing one more word, I will rip your tongue out of your throat and you won't even be able to speak, let alone sing" Becky threatened Ted.
"Don't do it man….you know she'll do it"
"Let her try!" Ted scoffed. "I have Randy on my side"
"Randy isn't on your side" Cody scoffed back. I looked over at Randy, he was interested in why Ted thought he was on his side.
"Well Mickie is on my side which therefore means so is Randy!"
"That doesn't mean anything Ted" Randy spoke. Ted looked over at Randy and then back at Cody.
"Really Randy….that's strange because…." Ted grabbed Cody's hand and placed it on my ass. "Look! He is touching your girlfriend!" Cody's eyes widened and quickly took his hand away. "TEAM TED!"
"I think he has had too much to drink" I said, sitting back down next to Randy.
"Nah I'm fine baby! I am seriously FINE! Just like Rebecca…..growl" She rolled his eyes at him. "WELL FINE! I TAKE IT BACK! Stupid woman." Ted slumped back on the couch crossing his arms. "So Mickie….where is Melina today?"
"She went home to be with her parents"
"Oh…that's cool…you know…whatever….I know! I'll give you each a new year's revolution!"
"Someone just shut him up" Randy groaned.
"Now now Randy! Don't hate!" Ted wagged his finger. "Right…." He rubbed his hands together. "Becky….get better taste in men!" Ted sniggered. "Randy, stay away from Mickie for like a day! Cody, become as sexy as me and baby….grow!" I glared at him. "Do you realise what I've down there? I've given you all impossible goals!" He then started laughing hysterically. "Oh I am a funny man, tell them the joke I said early baby! Go on, go on!"
I sighed. "I asked Ted to try and look at things from my point of view, he then peered out of the kitchen window" I glared at Ted again.
Cody and Randy clapped their hands like a seal, in hysterics from Ted's sexist joke. "Thank you, thank you!" Ted stood up and took a bow. "Ah…I'm sexy" he stated before fainting. We all starred at his unconscious body.
Cody looked up towards the ceiling. "Thank you"
"What time is it?" Randy asked, looking down at me.
"Five to midnight, think he will be awake for the New year?" I replied, moving my hands over my baby bump.
"Hopefully not….so then we can…." Randy jerked his head towards our bedroom. I slapped his chest. "What? They say what you do during New years is what you will be doing through the new year" He grinned, licking his lips.
"I can't believe you still find me attractive with this" I touched my baby belly and pouted. "I feel so frumpy"
"Don't say that" He told me sternly. "You're the sexiest woman I've ever seen, pregnant or not"
"You just want sex" I chuckled lightly.
"I mean it" He leaned and kissed me softly. "You tired?" I nodded. "We can go to bed after the new year is done"
"But, I don't want to miss out of the celebration" I replied innocently, cuddling up to him.
He chuckled. "By that do you mean going to your 'work'?" He asked me, amused.
"Maybe" I turned my head away with a smile on my face.
"I don't think you or…Ted" He looked down at Ted's unconscious body. "are up for that tonight"
"Perhaps your right" I shrugged.
"I'm always right" He scoffed, before kissing me on the side of my neck. "And I want you with me tonight. I'm not sharing you with anyone"
"Randall! You have to share" I teased, kissing his chest.
"Orton's don't share" Randy said to me. "Especially with their women" I laughed at him. "I'm not joking babe"
"Guys, the countdown is starting soon" Becky said, gesturing towards the TV.
"Well…bye bye 2010" I said. "I'm going to miss it, it's the year I got you" I kissed him.
"But hello 2011, I get my wife and my baby" Randy replied, shifting me further onto him. His finger trailed from my jaw line, down to my neck where the necklace he got me was hanging. He lifted it up and turned it round to see 'MLO' His fingers kept moving till the top of my t-shirt, he pulled it out.
"Randall!" I slapped his hand away.
"What! It's the last time I'm going to see them for 2010!" He protested.
"And that makes it ok?"
"In my books, yes" He grinned. "C'mon…" He whispered in my ear. "I'll be quick"
"Cody and Becky are in the room!" I pushed his hands away.
"They won't see" He moaned.
"No Randall! You're such a little pervert!"
"Not something you want to hear about your brother" I heard Becky groan, I looked over at her, she looked disgusted.
"He started it!" I pointed at Randy.
"Please…I'm as innocent as they get" He scoffed, smirking.
"Idiot" I said. "Now let me touch your abs" I teased, putting my hands under his shirt.
"Since you touched mine…." Randy tutted, before moving his hand.
"Stop it!" I giggled.
"I refuse to look over there" I heard Becky say faintly.
"It's ok, I got my grope" Randy winked at me, pulling his hand out.
"Just for that, you don't get a new years kiss" I crossed my arms and turned my head away.
"You know….that just gives me a better view of your cleavage" I turned back to a smirking Randy.
"Go away" I whinged, sticking my bottom lip out. "No kiss for you"
"I'll just steal one"
"Countdown!" Cody announced.
10
"Pucker up babe"
9
"No!"
8
"Babe!"
7
"This is your fault! You only have yourself to blame!"
6
"I want my kiss" He whinged.
5
"Too bad"
4
"I'm getting my kiss"
3
"No your not"
2
I felt Randy's weight shift from the couch.
1
I looked up to see Randy in front of my.
0
He cupped my face and pushed his lips against mine. Happy new year! He nibbled on my lip before reluctantly leaning back. "Wasn't so hard, was it" He mumbled, stroking my lips with his thumb. I looked over at Cody and Becky who had just finished their kiss and then at Ted who was….awake….but sharing his new years kiss with…the Miley cut out….awkward. "Happy new year babe"
"Happy new year"
Happy new year everyone! May 2011 be a good one for you & for htdlf, one of my new years revolutions is to keep this story going!
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