Of course he arrived way too late at Bonnie's wedding party. She was already gone and off to her honeymoon with her new husband Jeremy.
"You missed her, she and Jeremy left one and a half hours ago", Stefan told his brother as he saunted expectedly into the hall.
"Your wife already told me, looks like I flew here for nothing. Thanks Stef."
"It's not my fault that you're late. Like always", Stefan smirked.
Damon only rolled his eyes. "Whatever. How did she look, I mean in her wedding dress?"
"Well, I would say it fit and it was white."
"Wow, Stefan, what a great description. You should totally become a fashion designer."
"I was actually thinking about it. Maybe I can get some good advic from my good old friend Karl Lagerfeld", Stefan winked jokingly.
"Uhu, we have the next mister Chanel here. Watch out, watch out", Damon cheered. Joking was now the only thing he could do since Bonnie wasn't there anymore. He couldn't change it, so he had to make the best of it.
"So, why did you head to Las Vegas? You know you do stupid things when you' re hurt and drunk."
"Firstly, I wasn't drunk and secondly I never do stupid things."
"Says to vampire, who can't stop drinking from humans."
"That's not stupid, I just don't want to hunt little innocent bunnies. PETA would start to throwing flour all over me."
"Whatever, what did you want in Vegas?"
"I don't know. I just wanted to excape from this whole thing here. I thought Vegas was the ideal distraction, and in general cases it is but this time I was frustrated. None of the chicks looked sexy enough to fuck or make out with. How is this even possible?"
"You're in love, that's what happened, you probably tend to be faithful to your love lady. Who would have thought that."
"Does it mean everyone turns ugly to me?"
"I think they were even ugly before, you just feel very attracted to a certain person..."
"Who's that certain person", Caroline asked as she and Elena approached the Salvatore brothers.
"No one is talking to you, Blondie", Damon responded.
"Oh Damon, that is where you're wrong. Why are you even here, you missed the main event. The romantic exchange of the rings. "
"Oh come on, the wedding was probably lamer than lame."
"It wasn't lame, it was so sweet and Jeremy almostly cried."
"Yeah, because he's a whiney loser", Damon shook his head when he heard the name of Bonnie's husband.
"Shut it, Damon", Elena hit him on the shoulder.
"Why?"
"Because he's my brother."
"Well good for you. Since the witch isn't here anymore I'm gonna go to a more interesting place. Home sweet home", Damon sang, grabbed a bottle of alcohol and left the party.
"What's wrong with him", Caroline asked.
"Nothing, he's just Damon being... well Damon", Stefan responded. He didn't want Caroline to know about Damon and Bonnie, she was just way to curious. You have to be very careful around her, since she wants to know every single thing that is going on in Mystic Falls.
"Oh no, there is definitely something going on with him. I mean he missed the wedding."
"He does what he wants, you know that", Stefan downplayed.
"I know, where the hell was he anyways. He got an invitation."
"Somewhere. Look Caroline, it was a long day, I think we should all just go home. The party is over and I could use some alone time with my lovely wife", he directed the last part to Elena and took her by the hand.
"Let's go home and cuddle", Elena smiled at him. "I kind of wanted to do it all the time."
"Man, you guys are just so boring. I'm gonna party a little longer and you two do the general husband and wife thing", was Caroline's last reply before she went to the dance floor and moved her hips, along with Tyler and Matt.
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Bonnie stormed to the door of her new home, when she heard the bells.
"I'm coming geez", she mumled and as she opened the door she found a very familiar face at the entrance.
"Hello my little Bonfire", Damon said with his famous smirk on his lips.
"Hi Damon, how did you find out where I live now?"
"Aren't you going to invite me in Bon-Bon?"
"Are you going to answer my question?"
"Sure, after you let me in I will answer any question of yours", Damon came even nearer to the door. She could tell that he was constantly staring at her pink lips.
"I don't know. This isn't just my house, Jeremy lives with me so we have to decide on certain things together."
"You don't need your damn husband's permission for everything and inviting a friend in is totally your own choice."
"It's not about the permission but I know about your difficult relationship to Jeremy and I don't t think he would appreciate you visting us, whenever you feel like it. We could be in the middle of something and when you saunter in, like you did so many times at my old house, it would be awkward and weird."
"When would there be a awkward or weird situation, when you shower? I've already seen you naked, honey and not just once..."
"Damon", Bonie shrieked and tried to interrupt him, but he just continued as if she didn't say anything.
"Or do you mean I could bark in when he tries to fuck you senseless? We both know that he will even get near to that point. I am the one who made you come more than three times in only half an hour", he whispered the last part and Bonnie remembered the every single moment from their sex in his car.
That was two weeks ago and she had to admit, that Jeremy wasn't as equipped as Damon, but she would never tell him.
"I am not going to comment this. I only invite you in if you promise- no if you swear that you will behave and follow my rules."
"Alright", he placed his hand on his chest and smiled.
Bonnie just rolled her eyes, she knew that Damon would never follow anyone's rules, not even hers.
"Come in, Damon."
"Very well mi lady", he walked inside and shut the door behind him.
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