How Taking Down Legacy Failed
Mickie's P.O.V
"What was that?" I asked Randy as I heard a bang from outside our room.
"I don't know babe" Randy mumbled, turning to sleep on his other side. "Lie back down" He raised his arm and tried to pull me down.
"Ew….don't call me babe, what am I? Your fiancé?"
"Urm yes?" He grumbled. "Now go back to sleep or put your hand down my pants, either one I don't mind…." He mumbled. Something then crashed out side. "Ok…I heard that" He sat up.
"Oh no! We're being robbed!" I quickly pulled out a bat that I kept under my bed.
"What the? You keep a bat under our bed?"
"It's incase of an emergency! Like this!"
"So let me get this right….you have a bat under our bed to use on a robber….when your boyfriend next to you is a professional wrestler? And also WWE champion?" Randy asked me, clearly offended.
"Look Randall, your snake act doesn't work on everybody" I pulled the covers off my legs and hopped up with my bat in hand.
"It hasn't failed me yet babe, it's probably just Cody getting up" He tried to pull me back to bed.
"Only we don't live with Cody anymore…" I pointed out.
"But but….it's 10am! Who would go round robbing at this hour?" Randy asked me, pulling me behind him. "Alright, you stay here, I will g-"
"What! Are you kidding? I want to get some action! I'm ready…" I swung my bat around in the air.
"You're also pregnant and crazy if you think I'm going to let you go out there" Randy pulled the bat out of my hand and gave me a little push towards the bed.
"The robber has probably robbed us by now you fool! Go! Go! Go!" Randy quickly ran from our room, I didn't hear anything, no yelling, no fighting, no nothing. I walked out to see what was happening to see, Randy, still holding my bat, standing opposite a scared looking Ted and a random tall man next to him and they looked like they were going through our cupboards. "Err….Ted…what's going on?"
"It seems like your boyfriend can no longer live with the fact somebody around here is hotter than him….Randy….just put the bat down" Ted said, with his hands raised in defence. Randy rolled his eyes and lowered the bat. I stepped forward, but stood behind Randy because the tall guy next to Ted slightly scared me.
"So Ted….who's your friend?"
"Babe…are you actually….scared of someone? For once?" Randy whispered to me.
"I'm not scared! I'm just….I'm thinking of the baby" I whispered back to him.
"Were you thinking of the baby when you wanted to pounce on the robber?" Randy smirked at me, I pinched his arm. "Ouch!"
"This is Brodus Clay, they chose me to be a pro and he is my rookie" Ted said to us proudly, Brodus gave us a small and awkward wave.
"That's great and all Ted" Randy spoke, he slithered his arm around my waist and pulled me next to him, instead of behind him. "But that doesn't explain why you're here"
"We were hungry" Ted smiled as if that answered everything.
"So you're here why….?"
"There was no food at ours, so I made the decision to come to yours" Ted replied, he then turned and went back to looking through our cupboards.
Randy sighed and turned towards me. "Did you give him back the spare key?"
"No" I told him, he raised his brows and looked at me doubtfully. "I didn't!"
"Alright alright" Randy said, he looked back at Ted. "Ted!" Ted looked over. "Out!"
"But I-"
"No."
"But Mickie-"
"No."
"But Brodus!"
"No!"
"But Cody-"
"No!"
"But Beck-"
"NO! Get out!" Randy yelled, Ted looked over at me for support.
"You said I was a disgrace to all pregnant ladies out there, I am not helping you!" I placed my hands on my hips firmly and wagged a finger at Ted.
"You said I was arrogant!"
"You are arrogant!" I argued.
"Wouldn't you be if you looked like this!" Ted retorted, pulling a Derek Zoolander pose.
"You know what Ted, Fuck you!"
"And fuck you too! Said if I was richer, still be with ya…" Ted sang at me.
"Ha, now, ain't that some shit?"
"Ain't that some shit!" Ted echoed, we were quoting the lyrics from Cee Lo Green song, fuck you.
Randy looked over at Brodus who was looking at me and Ted strangely. "You get used to it" He told him. Brodus hesitated, but nodded. "Ted, out!"
"Fine, fine, we're going, bye Randall" Randy winced at that name being used. "Bye baby, bye baby's baby"
"I will stop by and see you later!" I called after him, the door shut and I turned to Randy. "Oh there is no one quite like him" I said as I sat down on the couch to watch TV. Smackdown was on, Drew McIntyre and Kelly Kelly appeared on the screen, she was having a go at him, I looked over at Randy was peering over at the TV and then at me.
"That's not what I saw" Her whiny voice yelled at him. "You know what, I actually thought you had some sort of decency after helping me last week"
"Who does she think she is!" I threw my hands up in the air. "She should be grateful that he was there last week, I mean, c'mon….ok, he didn't have to save her….he could of let her be beaten up by Laycool, but no! He didn't and he didn't even get thanks! All he gets is an 'I thought you had some sort of decency' that doesn't sound very appreciative, I mean c'mon Kelly get your head out of your ass and show this man some respect" I ranted, yelling at the TV. I looked over at Randy who was laughing his head off.
"Kelly, I really care about you" Drew told her.
"You see! You don't find class like that anywhere, she should be honoured that such a handsome, Scottish gentlemen such as Drew McIntyre is even taking the slightly interest on her!"
"I don't want to be around someone that takes pleasure on beating on other people" She snarled at him.
"Urm….excuse me Kelly Kelly what do you do for a living? Huh? Huh?" I rolled my eyes and slumped back on the couch.
"GROW UP" She yelled in his face.
"Oh she has .off" I said angrily. I turned to Randy who starred at me in amusement. "How dare she…..seriously, how dare she! She goes around….calling herself 'Kelly Kelly' which is ridiculous because there is no need for the name to be repeating, we get it Kelly….your name is Kelly, not even Ted does that and that's saying something" Randy covered his mouth with his hand trying to keep in a laugh. "First Justin and now Drew….it's like leave some for the rest of us Kelly" I rolled my eyes. "And another thing, grow up? Grow up? I've never met more of a grown up man! God, Theodore Long should fire her right on the spot, showing such blatant disrespect, I should go see if he is ok"
"Babe….didn't he deny you of an autograph?"
"Yeah, but obviously he is a changed man Randall, you saw it!"
"It only happened two weeks ago"
"Look Randy, you just don't understand….this connection between me and Drew-"
"Is as strong as yours as Justin's?"
"I wouldn't go that far" I told him. "but you know…"
"You done?" His mouth twitched into a smile.
I opened my mouth to speak, but then closed it. "For now" I crossed my arms. "You shouldn't be embarrassed about this Randy, but I kind of got the sense you were afraid of Brodus…."
Randy choked. "M-me?"
"Yes, you." I crossed my arms and tried to keep a straight face. "Do you see anybody else shorty?"
"Shorty? Me afraid of Brodus?" He repeated, I nodded. "You've got to be kidding me babe, you were the one hiding behind me"
"If I remember correctly, it was you hiding behind me" Randy scoffed at me. "Explains why you took my bat, you needed one, I don't" I smiled innocently and I let my finger slide up and down his abs.
"You know…" Randy spoke, circling his hand around my finger. "Part of me can't wait until your no longer pregnant…then we'd see who's tougher" He licked his lips and leaned in to kiss me, but I pulled my head slightly away.
"You want to hurt me?" I faked gasped and put my sad eyes on.
"Not going to work" He looked away. "You can't make me feel bad if I can't see your cute little face" I tried to move in front of his sight, but this time he closed his eyes. "You're going to have to find a new technique"
"Fine then…" I put my hands on my hips and starred at him, wondering what I could do. I smirked evilly and stepped closer to Randy, who still had his eyes closed. I put one arm around the back of his neck and my other hand travelled to the elastic on his boxers. I started to tugged on them teasingly, I felt Randy tense up. "So….you want to hurt me?" I moved my hand everywhere apart from the places he wanted….needed me to go, he took a breath and bit his mouth to stay closed. I teased him a little bit more to put him on edge, before I pushed him back. "I'll give you time to think about that" He cursed as he heard me go out the room, I smirked, oh I loved teasing him.
I made my way towards Ted's room when I saw someone down the corridor. Derrick Bateman….how interesting. I looked around, it had been awhile since I had annoyed someone….and I always kept an eye out for a new victim. I made my way towards him, he turned seeing me.
"He-" I started but he cut me off.
"Mickie James! Big fan, big fan!" He grabbed my hand and shook it wildly.
I starred at him….this was suppose to be the other way round. "Thank you, but it's me who should be star struck here! I mean I'm a HUGE fan-"
"I won't hear of it! Big fan man, big fan big Mick" He said putting his arm around my shoulder. Big Mick? He has given me a nickname? This isn't how it's suppose to go! "So Mick! How's it go-ing Mickman? How's the snake hiss…..hisss? You want to hear a funny story?" He started to tell it but I starred at him in amazement and horror…weird combination I know…but he was…..he was….out weirding me? He is trying to take my job! "So that's when I realised, it wasn't an outhouse! It was a laundry matt the whole time!" He busted into laughter. "I'll see you around Mickman!" He started to walk away.
"No! Wait! You!" I yelled after him. "Come back here! I will not be out weirded!" I charged up to him. "You can't just do that! That's not how things work around here!"
"I don't follow"
"I'm THE weird one, ME, not YOU, ME!" I poked him hard with each word. "I'm the one, that goes around saying crazy and random things, me, it's like the Pope….there can only be one, you know? So your going to have to find something different to do" I patted his back.
"Well Mickman…" He titled his head creepily. "There is a new sheriff in town" He blew on his fingers.
"Listen Batemen" I stepped forwards threateningly. "You really don't want to be messing with me"
"What are you going to do? Get your snake boyfriend on me?" He stepped forwards to. He even refers to Randy as a snake! He must be destroyed!.
"I don't need to set Randy on you, your not worthy" I squinted my eyes at him. "I'm not worried, I can out weird you anyday…."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, it is….watch…" I smirked when I saw Justin come of his room. "JUSTIN! BABY!" He groaned when he saw me. "See, I get that reaction" I sent a smug smirk Derrick's way.
"Pfff amateur" He scoffed. "Yo Justin!" He yelled at him, Justin narrows his brows at him. "I WANT YOUR PENIS IN ME!" Justin's eyes widened and he backed away clearly scared, until he was out of our view. "I think we know the true winner here" He patted my head.
"Listen yeah, you need to back off before I …..turn my JACK swagger on… WHAT!" I threw my arms at him and then leaned back. Oh yeah, try and top that.
"They told me round my hood….What they say? Every time they see me I look good, YEAHH!" He shouted in my face. He was quoting lyrics….that was my thing! I need back up! I need Ted!
"Please" I scoffed. "Quoting lyrics…that's a bit desperate don't you think" I shifted my eyes.
"Wow….and here I thought beating you would be hard"
"I'll have you know, I've annoyed the biggest and the baddest, Nexus, The Undertaker….you name them, I've done them"
"That is pretty impressive" He stroked his chin. "But that's diva play….now if you excuse me….I'm teaching my ferret to yodel." He told me and walked away.
"I….I…I feel….empty" I walked into Ted's room, still devastated on my defeat. "Sup Theodore" I greeted Ted sadly as I walked through the door, which was open. Ted was sitting on the couch with his laptop on his lap. "You'll never guess what just happened to me…"
He looked up at me as I walked through the door. "I told you I made dinner plans…." I looked at him confused.
"We need made dinner plans?"
"For you and me and no one else" He continued to sing.
"I don't remember this"
"That don't include your crazy friends, well I'm done!" He stood up aggressively.
"Whoa Ted….Cody's not that crazy"
"With awkward situations…empty…conversations"
"Our conversations aren't emp-"
"Oohh, this is an SOS, don't want a second guess, this is the bottom line, it's true!" Ted walked around me, glaring and trying to look heartbroken as he sang. "I gave my all for you, now my hearts into and I can't find the other half! It's like I'm walking on broken glass" He re-enacted trying to walk on broken glass. "better believe I bled! It's the call I'll never get!" He walked back over to where he was sitting previously and sat down like nothing just happened.
"Err….what was that? Wow I'm being seriously out weirded today"
"What was what?" Ted replied.
"The singing….I mean don't get me wrong…it was cool and everything and it gave me ideas of what to do next time I see Justin, but….what was it?"
"You mean…you haven't heard of the Jonas Brothers!" Ted gasped. "Where have you been baby!"
"Oh them! Yeah I know them, I just don't listen to their music"
"Oh…" Ted let out a manly cough. "Neither do I….it was just playing over and over when I was at the gym…lifting weights"
I rolled my eyes playfully. "So what are you doing on there Teddy?" I asked, slumping myself beside him at his laptops.
"I'm searching for myself on you tube, there was a video tribute of me to sexy back, it's like….that's my theme tune…you know?" Ted grinned as his eyes scanned the screen in front of him. I leaned in and looked at his screen, before letting out a laugh, Ted's brows narrowed at me. "What's so funny? Is my sexiness funny to you?"
"No! It's not that, look at the recommended for your section" I told him, Ted's eyes turned away from me and looked back at the screen. Under Ted's recommended for you, I saw a video titled 'How to get a girlfriend'. "Even you tube thinks you can't get one!"
"Hey hey hey, I can get a girlfriend baby, I just don't want one!" Ted defended himself. "I would be doing all the women out there a disservice to settle down now"
"Alright Theodore" I said leaning back, placing a hand over my baby belly.
"You should be nice to me baby, I mean extremely nice" Ted grinned, stretching out.
"Err why?" I asked him as my face scrunched up in confusion. I was thinking that something stupid, but yet funny would come out of his mouth next.
"Because I sorted out your problem for you, no need to thank me baby! You are seriously welcome, you are just seriously welcome" Ted tapped at my knee.
"What problem?" What problem did I have that Ted could solve?
"Your Mandy problem silly!" He did the knee taping again.
"Oh no Ted" I groaned. "What the hell did you do?" What the hell could he of done? The idea of Ted telling her to back off ran through my head, but Ted wouldn't be that stupid…I mean, he couldn't be that stupid! That would be the worst thing he could do and it sure as hell wouldn't solve anything at all!
"Well let's just so say, she's no longer interested in Randy, she's interested in me!" What the hell does that mean! Wait….since when was Ted interested in her? Ted's never interested in anyone! I don't know what I would think if they went out, it would be weird….too weird and Randy would kill him for sleeping with yet another person who was close to him!
"…."
"We slept together!" Ted beamed, my jaw dropped.
".what" I said through clenched teeth. When Ted sleeps with a woman straight away….he's not interested….what's going to happen if Mandy is! Randy will murder him and I will have to raise the baby without Randy and without Ted!
"We slept together!" Ted repeated, smiling as if there was nothing wrong with what he just said.
Oh o! Ted slept with Mandy!
It's my birthday tomorrow/today, it depends when your reading this! A good birthday present would be a review ;)!
Kelly really annoyed me on Smackdown talking to Drew like that so I added that to the story! And whilst watching NXT I thought Derrick would be good competition for Mickie!Thanks for all the reviews, alerts, favourites and tweets, keep them coming!
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