How Taking Down Legacy Failed
Mickie's P.O.V
"How could you be so stupid!" I yelled at Ted, smacking him around the head. Ted looked up at me in disbelief whilst rubbing the back of his head.
"You ungrateful tramp, get the hell out of my room!" Ted yelled back at me and then started grumbling under his breath things like 'How dare she' and 'That's the last time I'll do anything for her…pregnant whale'
"You've just made things ten times worse Ted! There was nothing to solve! It was all sorted" I started to pace around the room, debating whether I should just kill Ted now…get it over with.
"Baby I don't think you understand! Now she doesn't like Randy…she's into me! She even told me it could be the start of something she had been waiting for!" Ted put his hands on my shoulders and forced me to look at him. "Now….apologise"
"Ted" I crossed my arms. "Do you like like Mandy?"
"No."
"Ted" I said again. "Are you planning to go out with Mandy again?"
"No."
"Ted" I clenched my fist. "Are you planning to do with Mandy what you do with all your women?"
"Why yes baby, yes I am" Smiling like he didn't know what I was hinting to.
"Ted" I breathed in.
"Yes baby?"
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" I put my hands around his neck and started to hit him.
"SOMEBODY HELP!" Ted screamed. "PRENGANT LADY HAS GONE CRAZY!"
Just as this was all happening, Becky and Cody happened to walk in. I froze with my hands still around Ted's neck as they stood there and watched with shock. "Ok…this is the position I normally find Becky and Ted in…." Cody spoke.
"What's going on?" Becky asked us."Could you guys give us a minute?" I asked them sweetly.
"NO! Don't leave me with her! She is a crazy bitch! A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH! BACK AWAY FROM ME! I'M WANRING YOU! CODY, CALL THE POLICE, I'LL HOLD HER OFF" Ted yelled out, I glared at him.
"Please?" I asked them, smiling sweetly and innocent.
Becky and Cody exchanged looks. "What the heck" They shrugged and walked out the room.
"DON'T BOTHER COMING TO MY FUNERAL! I DON'T WANT YOU THERE!" Ted yelled after them. "Mickie….Mick…baby….if we just talk about this calmly, no physical contact….unless you want me to touch you…which I'm ok with you….if your jealous….we can sleep together too…it's no big deal….Randy doesn't have to know"
I let go of Ted and slumped down on the couch. I ran my hand over my head thinking of how I could fix this. "Ted, why the hell did you think sleeping with Mandy was a good idea?"
"We've been through this baby" Ted sighed patronisingly. "She will no longer like Randy….instead she will like me"
"What? Even though you won't call her back…..she will get so upset, she will go for comfort in Randy's arms and hearing what you did to her, Randy will not only kill you, but blame me saying I made you do it!" Ted smiled dropped, his eyes widened.
"Y-you t-think Randy would really kill me!" He stammered.
"TED!" I smacked him. "That's not the point! Instead of fixing things, you could have made things ten times worse"
"Look baby, you have nothing to worry about, she isn't exactly the most memorable in bed, it's probably why they broke up in the first place, a guy could never get over that" I glared over at him. "What?"
"You have to keep seeing her" I told him.
"What! No way! Not going to happen baby"
"You have to, I can't think of anything else to keep you alive and me safe from Randy's rage"
"Ted Dibiase does not date"
"What about Melina?"
"Melina is an acceptation" He smiled at the fact I brought her up. "But Mandy unfortunately doesn't make the cut"
"Just hold off then, ending things with her, just for a couple of days so that I can figure out what to do" I asked him, he hesitated, but nodded.
"Fine. But I'm not happy about it"
"Yeah well I'm not happy about you sleeping my fiancé's best friend but it happened" I retorted, squinting my eyes at him.
"Awwww…..does baby need a hug?"
"No."
"Come on, come here"
"No! I don't want a hug!"
"Snuggle me baby"
"Are you Justin Gabriel?"
"No… I'm Ted Dibiase"
"Jr" I finished for him which made me receive a glare. "And then no"
"I could pretend to be him"
"I pretty much doubt that" I said to him as I stood up. "Now I have some thinking to do"
"What about?" Ted asked with a goofy smile on his face like he had forgotten already what just happened in the last five minutes.
"Watch yourself Teddy" I warned before I left the room and returned to my own. I walked in to see Randy wasn't about; I walked into the bedroom to see if he was in there, I didn't think he was until I felt myself being pulled back and against the wall. "Randall!" I gasped in surprise.
"I didn't appreciate the little stunt you pulled back there" He whispered in my ears seductively. "I've already said before I didn't like people to start what they don't finish" I gave him a small smile; I really wasn't in the mood after what just happened with Ted. I couldn't figure out what I could do and I just knew that if I didn't do something, things were going to get real messy. Randy's smile dropped and he backed away a little. "What's wrong?"
"Wrong?" I laughed. "Nothing is wrong" My god, I'm a bad liar. "I'm fine"
"Your obviously not" Randy asked cupping my face with his hands. "What's wrong? You can tell me"
"It's really nothing Randy" He looked at me doubtfully. Ok think Mickie….think…say something or he is going to get suspicious! "Me and Ted had a fight" I blurted out. It was the only thing I could think of. Me and Ted didn't really have a fight….I mean…I was mad at him, but in no way do I think that was a fight, at least I know Ted didn't!
"Are you sure it was a fight? And not one of your jokey ones?" Randy asked me, I hesitated and shook my head.
"No, it was a serious one, a big one too" I sighed sadly, flickering my eyes over at Randy, I felt bad for lying to him, but I couldn't let him find out. I put my arms around his neck and he moved his hands around my waist instead. "Let's not talk about it"
"No, let's talk about it" Randy replied, I closed my eyes, Dammit. "What was it about?"
"It doesn't matter, I don't care who was right and who was wrong, I just want me and him to be friends again"
"You will be, you know Ted, he can't stay mad for long, especially at you"
"I suppose your right"
"Aren't I always?" Randy grinned. "I don't like seeing you upset….ice cream?"
"You know my weakness" I smiled kissing his lips.
"I'll be right back" Randy told me. I sat on the bed and started to feel really guilty; I couldn't even consider the idea of telling him, for Ted's sake and myself. "Ted took the ice cream this morning, I'm going to go out to get some" Randy called out to me from the kitchen.
"Ok!" I yelled back, it would be give me some time alone to think. I laid back on the bed as I heard the door slam; all this lying was making me tired.
Randy's P.O.V
I grabbed my jacket and our hotel room and left our room, I felt bad for Mickie and I hated seeing her upset. I knew how much she valued her and Ted's friendship and that's why I was going to sort it out. I didn't even have to look far because I ran into Ted what looked to be already on the way to our room. "Ted" I said, I put my hand on the back of his neck and took him aside, he instantly looked scared. "I heard about what happened with Mickie"
"Y-y-you d-d-did?" He stuttered, I smirked, I loved putting the fear into someone and Ted was an easy target.
"Yes and I'm not happy about it, especially because it makes Mickie unhappy and you know I don't like seeing her unhappy" I said to him threateningly, his eyes widened even further.
"I-I-I just wanted to help"
"Well….you can help now, by going to see her and making up" I told him.
"Making up?" He questioned.
"She told me about the fight and she didn't tell me what it was about and I don't care, you just got to go make up with her, got it?"
"Y-y-yes S-s-sir" A grown man calling you 'Sir' is always a moral victory...
"Good, now get" I shoved him in the direction of mine and Mickie's room and took the long way in getting Mickie's ice cream.
Mickie's P.O.V
I was interrupted from my short nap by a knock at the door, I groaned and got up. Randy had barely been gone five minutes, there is no way he could of gotten my ice cream in that short space of time. I opened the door to see Ted. "Theodore…you look as if you've seen a ghost"
"Worse!" I raised a brow. "Your boyfriend" I laughed at that and then realised what he said.
"Oh shit…" I cursed under my breath. "He didn't happen to say anything to you….did he…"
"Apart from stating that you and me had a fight…not much" I closed my eyes and groaned. "Care to explain baby?" Ted asked, making himself comfy on the couch.
"He knew something was up when I came in….I had to tell him something!" I defended myself.
"You know, you could have had me killed!"
I rolled my eyes playfully at Ted's exaggeration. "You didn't accidentally reveal I was lying did you?"
"No…I foolishly went along with your plot so if Randy asks, I came here, begged for forgiveness, said I was sorry and commented on what a wonderful guy Randy is"
"Fine with me" I held up my hands. "I still don't know what to do about the little mess you made"
"I say leave it"
"And wait for things to be revealed by itself….I don't think so Theodore"
"Look when Mandy realises nothing is going to happen, she will be way too embarrassed to run to Randy and then we will never hear of any of this again and we will all live happily ever after"
"In no way, will that happen" I shook my head. "I'll be the adult here and think of something!"
"Pfft, I am an adult" Ted scoffed. "The funniest thing happened when you left. Cody and Becky came home and they started getting it on in Cody's room, I left my laptop in there so I went in and played solitaire"
"What whilst they were…." Ted nodded. "What did they do?"
"They like stopped and starred at me like I had no right to be in there" Ted said in disbelief as if it was outrageous. "Becky then grabbed me and threw me out! Then I came to find you"
"Well to be honest Ted, if you did the same thing to me and Randy and I would of threw you out too….well at least Randy would of"
"I don't understand why! It's not like I haven't seen it before" Ted winked at me.
"You've never seen me naked" I pointed out.
"Up here I have" Ted tapped his head.
"You guys ok?" Randy asked curiously as he walked in the room with a tub of ice cream.
A look of terror spread across Ted's face. Ted swung his arm around my shoulder. "Yes! We're fine! I apologised, Mickie accepted, best friends again, no need to take further action!" Ted fiddled nervously with his fingers, waiting upon Randy's acceptance, Randy hesitated, but nodded causing Ted to sigh with relief and run out the room.
"Happy now?" Randy asked me, handing me the ice cream.
"Much happier" I smiled, putting my arms around him. "Oh you do spoil me"
"Your worth it" He kissed me, I slipped from his arms and put the ice cream in the freeze just to go solid. I slumped down next to Randy on the couch and snuggled up to him. Smackdown was on, the one we watched yesterday was a repeat of last weeks, now we were watching this weeks. Drew was in a match against Trent Barret. Drew had won the match and was offering his hand out to Trent, but Trent being the soar loser punched him in the face!
"Did you see that Randy? Seriously, did you see that?" I complained, doing hand gestures at the TV. Drew started an attack on Trent. "That ass whooping is well deserve, c'mon Drew! The lack of respect towards Drew there is just disgusting"
"Oh babe, what is it with you and Drew?"
"What isn't with me and Drew? I just respect him, that's all" I shrugged. Randy shrugged too and moved his lips towards mine, I leaned out. "Randall! I'm trying to watch Drew"
"I don't care, I want to make out" He put his hand on the back of my head and pushed me into him. Despite kissing Randy, I kept my eyes firmly on the television. I shoved Randy away as soon as I saw Kelly Kelly come onto the screen.
"Oh what is this joker doing" I yelled. "THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU KELLY!" Randy sighed and moved his hands down my legs. "Is she for real? What gives her the right to get involved?"
"You know, your hot when your angry"
"Randall, this is no time for sexual references" I scowled at him. "Oh what is she doing now!" I threw my hands up as she actually entered the ring.
"Drop him now!" She demanded.
"He should drop her now" I mumbled.
"He hit me first!" Drew tried to tell her.
"EXACTLY! What was he suppose to do? Just take it? She is such a pissy bitch, he clearly hit him first! Trent is in the wrong, not Drew"
"Babe, your killing me here" Randy said squirming, lifting his hips up. "You should take your anger out on you know….rough sex"
"How could you think of sex at a time like this?"
"Easily"
I turned my attention back to the television to see Kelly brush past Drew and over to Trent, Drew looked over at her angrily. "Get her Drew! Do your finisher! You can do it!"
"Babe, she's a woman"
"You've had no problem doing it! Mr I RKO'd the great Moolah"
"That was when I was the legend killer"
"Oh right…and now you're a snake"
"Viper"
"What was that?"
He squinted his eyes. "Viper" He repeated.
"Doesn't sound familiar"
"Babe I'm going to-"
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" We heard Kelly scream. "GO AWAY!"
"For fuck sake" I cursed. "She is such a bitch! Why is Drew bothering with her! It's times like this I wish I was on Smackdown so I could kick her ass!"
"Your pregnant"
"So?" I mumbled. "It hurts when you doubt me"
"I don't doubt you babe….especially not your abilities in bed" Randy leaned over and switched off the television. He put his arm round my waist and leaned onto me, being careful of my stomach. "Now…" He breathed, moving his lips back onto mine. I rested back in his arms and kissed him back. His lips moved slowly against mine, his tongue brushing over my bottom lip before gaining access. His hand came to my cheek, his fingers ran down my jaw, widening my mouth so he could get in further. I placed my hands on his shoulders, pulling myself up slightly before pulling myself away.
"Mickie wants ice cream" I said getting up and getting the ice cream out of the freezer.
"Randy wants Mickie" Randy replied as I sat down next to him with my ice cream. Randy followed my lead, but when he went to take a dip with his spoon, I pulled the ice cream away. "Share!" Randy growled, pulling it back towards him.
"Mine!"
"Mine" He replied, pulling me over to him, causing me to giggle and accidentally drop the ice cream.
"Oh! Look what you did! Bad Randy!" I flicked the remains on my spoon at him and it splattered on his cheek, my hand covered my mouth as I was desperate to hold in a laugh. "I'm….so…..sorry" I couldn't help, but laugh in between.
Randy slowly wiped the ice cream off his face and looked at me. He lunged forward and reached to grab me, I let out a squeal and ran straight for the bedroom, I slammed the door and held my stomach as I couldn't stop laughing. "Your cute ass is mine babe! You can't stay in there forever!"
"Yes I can!"
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