A/N: SO SORRY for taking so long to update but I was distracted because at my school we were having these student led conference things. Any who lets get on with the story. I was having a harder time thinking about what to do for Piper so this might be the worst chapter yet. I've been trying to make the chapters longer so there will be some random stuff before the operation.

Disclaimer: I am a girl. Therefore I am not Rick Riordan. I do not own the PJO/HOO series

Piper's POV

I walked up to the counter and told the lady "Piper McLean." She looked at me and asked, "Are you Tristan McLean's daughter?" I blushed and shook my head. After a while of awkward silence she said "You are in room 22" and she gestured to a door that was bright pink. I raised an eyebrow at that but continued on anyway. I mean, it was a mortal dentists office, what could go wrong?

1 hour later

Apparently fate does not like to be challenged.

Back to dentists office

I started heading towards the door and slowly turned the handle. My friends followed me into the room and sat down on the chairs. There was another lady in the room who was wearing the most hideous outfit ever. It was a mustard colored tracksuit with bright red buttons. I shuddered and thought that mother had been very mean to this particular person. The lady came up to me and said "Hello Piper." I was surprised. How did this person know my name? "Ummm hi?" I said carefully. "

Who are you?" The woman had a look of mock disappointment and she looked me in the eyes. "You don't recognize your mother darling," she said while twirling around, her tracksuit changing into a gorgeous blue/teal dress. "That outfit was horrible wasn't it?" she asked me. I nodded and was saved by the dentist coming in saying "Piper McLean, your appointment will start now" I rushed into the room hoping my mom would disappear after I left. I wouldn't know till I came out though.

Reyna's POV

After Piper left Aphrodite came up to us and I gulped. The last time we talked (technically I talked to Venus but I will count her as the same person right now) was when she told me my relationship with Jason was doomed. I was anxious to see what she would say this time. To my surprise she stopped before me and addressed the whole group. "Well girls" she said "I will be having a little talk with all of you." We all gasped but then she continued. "Except Hazel and Annabeth of course." The lucky little -. She dragged Thalia and me to a separate room and started by looking at me. "Well my little Reyna, your future looks to be interesting" I was very scared. When Aphrodite says interesting she means I will make your life a living hell. "You will fall in love once more, with whom I can't tell but it will certainly be the most adorable couple EVA," she said. Aphrodite turned to Thalia.

Hazel's POV

I was really glad I was allowed to stay here with Annabeth but at the same time I was worried. Why would Aphrodite take Thalia? She was a Hunter and had sworn off boys. If Aphrodite let me stay here does that mean my love life was going to be boring from now on. I would much rather prefer boring to Aphrodite's interesting.

The other girls came in and refused to look at any of the boys. WE all turned towards the door when we heard the handle turn. Piper came waltzing out, swinging her arms with a huge smile on her face. She ran straight to her mom's purse and pulled out a make up kit. She ran straight to Thalia and started applying some electric blue eyeliner (I have no idea what types of make up there are seeing as I don't use it) and squealing every time she moved her head. When Piper was done she stepped back. Thalia reached her hand up to wipe it away but Piper slapped her hand away and said, "Don't ruin my masterpiece"

After she had done the same thing on everybody, even the boys she went around squealing couple names randomly. "Leyna!" she pointed to Leo and Reyna, and they both blushed a fuchsia color. "Thalico!" she gestured to Thalia and Nico, they also blushed but Nico turned more of a green than a pink.

When Piper had gone through all the couple names she danced about singing random excerpts from songs. Mostly Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez. "Loving him was red." "A day without you was like a year without rain." She was trying to sing but ended up screaming most of the words. Then she started running around the room screaming about hunting elephants at Wal-Marts. She then started asking us philosophical questions like "Washing machines eat socks so should I?" or "If you are scared half to death twice in a row then what happens?" Actually the second question was interesting. She was stroking her imaginary beard as she was asking these questions. Finally the drugs seemed to be wearing off and they got on the chariot to ride back to Camp.

A/N: Do you prefer this format where there is more stuff happening before but less when they are drugged up. Or do you like less happening before with shorter chapters but more randomness/crazy/weirdness? Please answere in the comments.