How Taking Down Legacy Failed

Mickie's P.O.V

"So Mickie, truth….if you had to do any guy on the locker room….who would it be?" Ted asked me. "And it can't be Randy"

"Hmmm" I thought for a moment. "I think….Wade" Cody and Ted look at me in shock. "Or Justin" They shock faces continued. "What? I have a thing for accents! And they both have a little something something"

"Wow" Cody commented. "Learn something new every day! Right….I'm going to ask Ted, truth….if you had to pick any diva to sleep with, who would it be? And you can't have slept with them already"

"Oh….thing is….I've slept with all of them" Ted told us smirking.

"Oh c'mon Ted, you couldn't have slept with all of them"

"I have" The look of arrogance was still spread across his face.

"Michelle McCool?"

"Yep"

"Layla?"

"Twice"

"Beth?"

"Oh she does like it rough"

"My god Ted, my god"

"What about you Codykins? If Becky wasn't around, what diva?" Ted asked him.

Cody stroked his chin. "I'm thinking….Kelly Kelly"

"Been there….done that….got the t-shirt" Ted stated before winking at me.

"What? You have a t-shirt that says 'I slept with Kelly Kelly'" I joked.

Ted looked at me confused. "It was a method of speaking baby…."

"Yeah I know I was just…" He thought I was serious. "It's still a valid point!"

"What about the Bella twins Ted?"

"Yes, Codykins, when I say all the divas, I mean them all!"

"What about Vickie?" I asked him. Ted shifted his eyes. "Oh Ted, tell me you didn't!"

"Relax baby I didn't! I don't really count her as a diva…she's the general manager of Smackdown! Not a diva in my books!" Ted told us sternly. "Actually there is one diva I haven't slept with…"

"Who?" Cody asked him. Ted looked in my direction. "Ah!"

"In due time Michaela…in due time…"

"No Ted, I don't think so"

"When Randy pisses you off…you know where to come…" He licked his lips at me.

"Cody! Make him stop!"

"You too Cody" Ted licked his lips at Cody.

"Oh man…please stop" Cody said obviously grossed out. "Take Mickie! Take Mickie!"

"I think we should step things up a bit, dares!"

"Alright then Ted….we'll play your little game" I sighed, Cody groaned when I said this. "I dare you to…." I thought for a moment. "Go into the bathroom, look in the mirror and say bloody Mary three times"

Ted chuckled nervously. "Isn't that a little high school Mickie?" He gulped. Cody grinned; we both knew how much of a coward Ted could be at times.

"Well if you're afraid, you don't-"

"Please" Ted scoffed. "Me? Afraid? You're deluded"

"Well go on then" Cody said, Ted nodded, he got up and brushed himself down. He looked towards the bathroom and slowly made his way towards it.

"You think he will do it?" Cody asked me.

"No" I laughed. "Yesterday I watched Saw with him, Ted tried to act all manly and told me he would 'protect me'" I rolled my eyes at the memory. "Ten minutes later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose and ran screaming out of the room"

"Wow….really….wow"

"I wasn't surprised." I told him, shaking my head. "We can't hear anything Ted!" I called into the bathroom.

"I already did it you bit-" Ted suddenly stopped, me and Cody exchanged glances. "OH MY GOD! BLOODY MARY! SOMEONEBODY HELP ME!" Ted started banging on the door….which to my recollection didn't even have a lock, he started screaming, making smashing noises all over the bathroom. Cody rolled his eyes and laid back.

"Does he really think, we would fall for that?"

"It's Ted" I laughed.

"MY EYES! SHE SCRATCHED MY EYES OUT! THEY'RE BLEEDING! HELP ME!"

"I see why he crossed acting off his potential career list" I said, Cody nodded in agreement.

"BLOODY MARY I'M SORRY! OH MY GOD YOU CRAZY BITCH!"

"How long do you think he is going to keep this going for?" Cody asked me.

"CODY! MICKIE HELP ME! PLEASE! HELP ME! SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! IT'S REAL! THE LEGEND IS REAL! AHHHHHH" He then started to put on choking noises and then there was silence.

"Hopefully that was the last of it" I replied. I then gestured for him to get up. "Follow my lead" I whispered to him. I opened the door to the bathroom, to see Ted pretending to be dead, however this was really failing because his mouth kept twitching as if he wanted to laugh. "Oh no! Cody….he was telling the truth! Bloody Mary was here!"

"But how can we prove this Mickie?"

"We can't Cody! They will think we killed him" I gasped. "We can't let that happen Cody!"

"I have an idea Mickie! We should hide the body"

"Good idea Cody! But Ted may be too heavy for us carry….we should cut up his body!" We both tried to hold back a laugh as we saw Ted's body tense.

"I'll go get the knife!"

Ted shot up and tried to run out of the bathroom. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAKS! I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE!" He screamed, me and Cody fell to pieces. "I WAS FAKING! THERE WAS NO BLOOD MARY! IT WAS ALL A JOKE! IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY! BUT NOW YOUR TRUE COLOURS HAVE BEEN REVEALED! I KNEW YOU WERE ALWAYS JEALOUS OF MY BEAUTY" Ted fell on his knees as he was trying to escape. Me and Cody started walking towards Ted as if we were still going ahead with our plans, Ted just screamed, very girlishly may I add, until the door slammed open.

"What the hell is going on!" Becky yelled looking around.

"Thank god Rebecca you're here! They were trying to kill me!" Ted hid behind her, she looked over at us. "Back! Back! You monsters" He snapped. "They were going to bury my gorgeous body, but first they were going to cut me up and-"

"Ted! We were joking! My god!"

"What?"

"It was a joke, we knew you were faking"

"Really?"

"Yes really!" Becky rolled her eyes at Ted.

He stepped out from behind her and let out a manly cough. "I knew that"

"Course you did"

"Why would you do something like that!" Ted scowled at me.

"Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence" I told him, he starred at me. "Once again….kidding"

"Right….now that's over, Cody, ready to go?" Becky asked him.

"Yep, bye guys, Mickie try not to kill Ted" Cody winked at me and left with Becky.

"You alright Ted?" I asked Ted cheekily.

Ted looked over at me, still very warily. "Shut it, bitch!" It didn't take long for Ted to get over his mood about me and Cody tricking him, Ted's moods only normally last 5-10 minutes. "So baby, I have come to a decision"

"What's that Theodore?"

"I'm going to tell Randy about what happened with Mandy" Ted told me.

I starred at him in surprise. "You are?" I asked, he nodded. "Aren't you afraid of him kicking your ass?"

"Well…I thought about that and….one moment" He went into his bedroom. Five minutes had past until Ted had come out, this time he was covered in all sorts of protection. Helmet, knee pads, elbow pads, a cup and even some hockey protection wear.

"Do you just keep that stuff lying around?" I asked him, slightly confused.

"No….I always knew this day would come, I just thought it would have been you I slept with…not Mandy"

"What?"

"Let's see him hurt me now!"

"Let's see who hurt you?" There's the man of the hour! Randy walked in and looked at Ted and then back at me. "Ok….what's going on?"

"Umm….Ted!"

Randy looked over at Ted. "Yes right! ….you see Randy….there is something I need to tell you, you may not like it, you may even get a little angry and stuff throwing things, but I want you to know, what you decide to do, I accept it"

"I already know about you and Mandy" My jaw dropped. WHAT?

"You what?" I starred at him in shock, he turned and looked at me.

"Yeah, Mandy just told me now, its ok Ted….she's a big girl, she can handle herself" Randy shrugged, me and Ted exchanged shock glances. "Is that what the protection is for?" We both remained silent. "What do you think I am? A monster?"

"No…it just" I stepped in. "How you were with Cody…."

"Not to interrupt, but does that mean I can take off this protection?" Ted asked, Randy nodded. "Yey!" He went back in his room to take it all off.

"Are you mad?" I asked Randy. He looked down at me.

"No" He replied, pecking me on the lips. "Why would I be?"

"For not telling you….for assuming…"

"It doesn't matter babe, break ups happen all the time….sometimes it works…sometimes it doesn't"

"Yeah, but for Ted to basically call her a whore, I would of thought-"

"He what?" Randy's facial expression dramatically changed.

"What? What?" I tried to confuse him.

"Ted called her a whore?" I starred at him not knowing what to say. "What else did he say?" He asked through clenched teeth.

"Did I say whore? I meant…." I looked to the side. "Whore….wore….jore…bore….tore…." I whispered to myself, "Dammit!"

"Mickie…." He said sternly.

"Just remember…" I chuckled nervously, brushing invisible dust off his shirt. "Sometimes it works….sometimes it doesn't"

"I got all the stuff off!" Ted said coming back into the room, only to be met by Randy's dangerous stare. "Randy…." he chuckled nervously. "I thought you said we were cool…." He looked over at me fearfully. "Randy?…Oh Randall buddy?…..Friend?….Best friend?…." Ted sent a panic look my way. I mouthed to him 'Run', Ted gulped. "Mickie said she would sleep with Wade!" Randy didn't say anything. "The truth comes out! Get her Randy! Get her!" Ted pointed at me, Randy didn't flinch, he kept his eyes firmly on Ted.

"Ted" I got his attention. "Run."

Ted wasted no time and legged it out of the room, Randy was about to go after him until…."I slept with Sheamus!" I yelled after Randy, he stopped dead in his tracks and looked over at me. "Ok….well….I didn't….but I've given Ted a ten second start" I grinned at him.

Randy pulled me close to him, whispered "You're mine, don't forget it babe" He growled, before taking off in the same direction Ted went.

"Don't kill him! He's just a child!" I ran to the door frame and poked my head out and yelled after Randy. Just as I yelled that, Justin was walking by, he gave me a weird look. "Sup….sup" I nodded my head at him. "So uh…." I placed my arm on the door frame, trying to pretend to want to look cool and seductive. "How are things?" Following Justin came Nexus, they all stopped and starred at me, Justin smirked thinking that I wouldn't try anything with them around, he thought wrong! "My friends!" I cheered as they all came around. "Heath have you done something to your hair? It looks lovely"

"No."

"Oh….well Justin I-"

"Let's go" Wade announced to the rest of Nexus, he went ahead walking, but the other members starred at me like they wanted to take me as their victim right here, right now.

"You heard the man! Go on!" Heath grabbed my arm.

"Let her go Slater" Wade snapped.

"You heard him Heathy! Let me go!" I tried to pull myself from his grip" "You're so incredibly gay! Completely a hundred percent owned! Let me go man! So much love for you right now man!" Wow I really need to lay off the coke! Heath reluctantly let me go. "Bye David!"

"Bye Mickie!" He waved back, earning an eye roll from Justin. "What? She's cool"

I went back inside and waited for Randy to come back, I had tried calling to make sure he hadn't killed Ted, but I didn't get a response. It was half an hour till he came back, cursing under his breath, "Randall…what have you done with Theodore?"

"He got away" Randy mumbled and slumped down onto the couch. "How could you let him treat Mandy like that Mick? You know how down she was about you and me an-"

"I knew you would do this" I stood up and made my way to the bedroom.

"Oi" Randy called after me, I turned around to see him striding over to me. "What do you mean you knew I'd be like this?"

I crossed my arms and gave a small shrug. "I knew you'd make this my fault, when Ted told me, I tried to make him do it gently"

"Yeah…that worked." He gave a small eye roll. "Why did Ted even try with her in the first place? Were you trying to set them up to make he-"

"Just shut up" I interrupted him. He narrowed his brows. "That's what I meant by I knew this would happen, is that what you really think of me?" I rolled my eyes, I tried to move again, but Randy caught me by the wrist.

"Don't walk away from me, I don't want to argue, I just want to know what happened"

"What's the point? You've already made up your mind on what happened" I tried to shrug him off for third time, but Randy kept a firm grip. "Ted thought he was being a good friend, he thought it was what I wanted"

"But you didn't?"

"Of course I didn't. I'm not her biggest fan Randy, but I wouldn't do that to her" I told him sternly. "I'm tired, I'm going to bed….can you please just let me go?"

"No"

"Randy, just get off-" I was cut off by his lips on mine. I pushed him away. "Don't do that!"

"Why?"

"Because I want to stay mad at you, that's why!" He smirked and moved back to where he was. "No! Go away!"

"I'm sorry?"

"Not good enough"

"I love you?"

"No." I pouted and turned away. I moved towards the bed, putting the covers over me. I felt Randy slid in next to me, he snaked his arm around my waist.

"Babe?" I lifted my head up. "I really am sorry, I shouldn't of assumed like that, I complain about you not telling me things and then I react like that, I'm such a jerk"

I turned my body to face him. "Yeah…" I smiled slightly. "You can make it up to me though"

"How?"

"By not killing Ted?" Silence. "Randall?" He let out a fake snore. "Perfect time to sneak out and see my lover Justy…." I moved the covers and crawled down our bed, only for Randy to wrap his arm around my waist and pull me back to him. "So you are awake!" I looked at his face to see his eyes were closed, but the corners of his mouth were twitching up into a smile. "Fine. Goodnight Randall" I laid down and closed my eyes.

"Night babe"

My eyes shot open and I flipped over to face Randy. "Hey!" His eyes were back to being closed and his mouth still twitching. "You ass"

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