Total Drama Pahkitew Safari Ch. 2
Disclaimer: I own diddly-squat, Fresh Toons owns Total Drama.
a/n special thanks to the betas xtax and kitsune of darkness and another thank you to the guy who told me to get a beta reader on the forum the reviewers and best for last whatdimiss for helping me start this noise.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Pahkitew Island! I'm your host, Blaineley Stacy Andrews o'Halleran! Last time, we- the hosts- yes, plural, confided that there is a side competition to determine who gets paid! Anyway, the contestants got themselves comfy in this giant warehouse. There were confrontations and drama, all that good stuff! Amy was threatened by a giant, Max was shot down by a couple of weaklings, Gwen was rejected by her own people…
"Now, you're probably wondering what environment we're going to throw our contestants in today! The answer is Boney Island. The animals will be dangerous, and who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky and our contestant will feel the wrath of a curse or two! Today's forecast is- unfortunately- sunny skies." Blaineley sighed in disappointment. "That and more to come only on Total… Drama… Pahkitew… Safari!
~Break for intro music~
"The contestants are currently asleep in the building. Let's give them a wake up, call shall we?" Blaineley gave an evil giggle, pushing a button on a random remote she grabbed from in between her breasts. The warehouse contracted into the ground, exposing groups of sleeping people in every corner.
"Wake up, contestants! Today's competition starts in an hour! Grab something to eat and meet back here before then! Don't go far off or you will be eliminated!" The she-demon commanded, watching the hordes scramble to get up and leave to find food close to the building.
"Gah! What?! Where'd the… Right, I'm here again." Duncan startled. "I thought it was just a dream…"
"Ryan! Wake up, the game's starting!" Stephanie called, shaking him awake.
"Guh? Wha? Oh… Hey babe." Ryan yawns and stretches. "Where's breakfast?"
"We have to forage for it! Get up!" Stephanie whined, pulling on his arm futilely.
"Alright, alright! I'm getting up." Ryan pulled himself up.
"Good morning, y'all! Leshawna is ready to play one more time!"
"Good morning, Leshawna. I see you're eager to compete." Ryan chuckled, wiping the sand from his eyes.
"Oh you know it, sweetie! One more chance to beat the game and beat down Heather!" Leshawna cracked her knuckles with a predatory leer over at the pasty white and cinnamon tan pile that was Al and Heather.
"Hmph! Whatever! You and all the others are gonna be beat by the Daters!" Stephanie declared playfully.
"You keep thinking that! My mad skills will lead me to victory!" Harold stated, walking up to the group.
"Morning, sugar. Gimme some love!" Leshawna said, opening her arms for a hug from the skinny ginger.
"With pleasure, fair Leshawna!" Harold laughed, returning the hug.
"Aw! You two are adorable! It's such a shame you guys broke up." Ryan told them.
"Have you seen how relationships end up on this show!? You two are the lucky ones!" Leshawna sighed. "Poor Gwen… It was bound to happen. Ooh! I oughta whoop that fool Duncan for dragging those poor girls along!"
"I've never understood why people act like him. He's always just been a bully and a blowhard." Harold said, crossing his arms and not noticing said punk had overheard him.
"Hey! Geekwad! If you have something to say, say it to my face!" Duncan shouted, unbelievably ticked off.
"Um, hey, me and Ryan are hungry so…"
"Yeah! C'mon babe, let's get something to eat." Ryan said, not wanting to be in the way if and when it got ugly.
"Okay baby. See you guys later." Stephanie smiled awkwardly at the two of them and the couple walked off in search off food.
"Wel, geek? What were you saying about me?!" Duncan walked around the nerd, a predatory leer etched into his features.
"It wasn't just Harold, Duncan, we've all seen who you really are: just another attention whore!" Leshawna moved to put herself between Harold and Duncan, mama bear instinct taking over.
"Is that right?!" Duncan sneered, preparing himself to pounce on these two losers, all thoughts off his rumbling stomach put aside.
"Yeah, it is! Back off, Duncan!" Harold said, bouncing up and down, ready for a fight.
"You two started it! It's only right that I end it!" Duncan screamed, stomping towards Leshawna, fist raised and cocked back.
"Hey! Duncan, knock it off bro!" DJ exclaimed, running from nearby and grabbing Duncan from behind, lifting his tiny body up and away from the fray.
"Back off, DJ! I ain't interested in you, I'm interested in the punks slandering my name!" Duncan yelled, struggling against the hulking form.
"Honey, your name's already been dragged through the mud! We didn't need to do anything to that!" Leshawna said, her finger all up in Duncan's face.
"It was you and your own indecision that brought your downfall." Harold stated simply, keeping his distance.
"That's it! You're dead, nerd!" DJ grabbed his arm and started to drag him away before he could do any real damage.
"I'm sorry guys. I guess the stress is getting to him." DJ apologized sheepishly, embarrassed that the duty fell upon him to drag his once friend away from leshawna and Harold.
"It's okay, baby, you don't need to apologize for him. I'm sure an old fashioned butt whooping would do him a world of good." Leshawna shook her head.
"Maybe so… Maybe he just needs to cool down. After all, violence never solved anything." DJ said, dragging Duncan to the woods.
"Hey man, let me go! C'mon, get off of me!" Duncan cried, not really struggling anymore, but trying to keep up his tough-guy fasade.
They watched DJ drag him off for a minute before Harold spoke. "If he had tried anything, I could've taken him."
"Mhm. Sure baby. C'mon, let's get something to eat." Leshawna said, noticing a mango tree nearby.
"Huff... huff… huff... Hey guy's! C'mon! Wait up!" Tyler beseeched pitifully, shambling a short ways behind a group of joggers going out for a morning run.
"Sha no way, Red! All you guys are gonna be beat by Lightning!" The infamous Lightning declared, speeding up further without even breaking a sweat.
"Oh yeah? Well, it looks like you're gonna lose, hot head!" Jo shouted, pushing herself to keep up with her idiot companion.
"Both of you shut up! I just want to finish my workout!" Eva growled, scanning the surrounding area for any signs of a gun stash.
"I'm gonna slow down for Tyler." Brick stated, looking tired himself.
"Whatever, bedwetter, no skin off my nose." Jo shot back, deliberately forcing sand behind her feet to keep from getting it in her sneakers, but in doing so slowing herself down.
"Shayeah! What he said!" Lightning sped up whilst Jo foolishly slowed down.
"Sonofa-!" Jo started, ignoring the two losers behind her to catch up with the frontrunners.
They all continued with their paces, leaving Brick and Tyler in the dust.
"Are you doing alright?" Brick asked, keeping pace with a stumbling Tyler.
"Huff… totally… huff… cool… huff… extreme... Bleh!" Tyler fell, retching in the sand.
"Aw, geez… C'mon, let's get you back to the others. At least you didn't eat much before this run otherwise…" Brick shuddered and left it there, helping Tyler to his feet.
"Yeah… Not… one of my… proudest moments." Tyler said, wiping away the breakfast of bananas and immediately fell over, this time in pain. "Ow! Owowowowwow! Cramp! Cramp!" Tyler cried out, holding his left leg.
Brick sighed and bent down to pick Tyler up. He helped him to his good leg and they walked in silence for a few minutes before Brick started the conversation again.
"So how's your girlfriend?" Brick asked.
"Oh, Lindsay? She's okay, I guess." Tyler said in mild annoyance.
"What do you mean "okay"? She seems like the perfect girlfriend." Brick asked keeping forward watch so as to not trip on anything and injure Tyler further.
"It's just that… she's a bit prudish, and last night wasn't really a help thanks to that busy body chaperone." Tyler sounded a little bitter.
Brick stopped, stared at Tyler for a second, and stuck a finger in his ear. "Come again?"
"I mean, I respect her choice, but I have needs, man, and she's such a tease! Have you seen what she wears!?" Tyler asked almost pleadingly. "We've been dating for almost three years and we haven't even made it to second base."
"Um… I agree that you should respect her wishes, but is it really a good idea to tell me this behind her back?" Brick seemed extremely uncomfortable with how the conversation was going.
"Relax, dude, everyone talks behind her back. Some people even talk about her when she's right there next to them. She's dumber than a rock." Tyler blew off Bricks concern and winced as his left leg hit a small rock, sending shocks of pain running through his body.
"Uh... but-" Before Brick could finish his response, they were interrupted.
"Hey! Wait up! You need some help with that?!" MacArthur yelled out, jogging up to the two guys with Sanders in tow.
"Oh! Greetings, ma'ams!" Brick automatically stood at attention, unintentionally dropping Tyler.
"Oof! Owowowowowowow! Aw, man, really?!" Tyler cried, grabbing at his leg again, only to feel pain as it was touched.
"Sorry Tyler! I didn't mean to, l-" Brick was cut off.
"It's okay, dude. I know you didn't mean it." Tyler squeaked through clenched teeth.
"Yeesh! What happened to him?" MacArthur asked upon reaching them.
"He's got a leg cramp. I don't know if its from out run or from his banana breakfast." Brick said, helping Tyler up for what felt like the upteenth time.
"Probably both." Sanders input. "The lactic acid in his legs were probably overwhelmed with the activity and bananas are known to cause cramps along with their own acids."
"Let's get you guys back to camp." Sanders grabbing Tyler's other arm, the one Brick wasn't hoisting him up with.
"I've got his other leg then." MacArthur said grabbing Tyler's right leg. "Lead on, partner."
"Greetings! May we accompany you for meditation, Dawn?" Miles asked politely.
"By all means! I'm sorry, I don't believe I know your names, but your auras are very green." Dawn responded sweetly in a cross legged pose, looking up at the two girls in front of her.
"I'm Laurie, and this is Miles." The two of them sat down across from Dawn.
"Laurie... Miles… such wonderful names for such caring people! Come, sit and meditate with me." Dawn said, closing her eyes.
"Gladly." Laurie and Miles prepared to meditate before they were so rudely interrupted.
"Wobbledy wee, wobbledy woo! Greetings, wood nymphs, I am Leonard, level 100 wizard! This is my boon companion, Tammy the level 100 Valkyrie." An strange looking boy dressed as a spell caster announced loudly..
"Hi." Tammy added shyly.
"Greetings, Leonard. Would you care to meditate with us?" Dawn questioned, looking up at the two LARPers with interest shining in her pale eyes.
"Of course! Meditation is always necessary when recharging your mana, isn't that right Tammy?" Leonard placed his knees on the ground and got ready to meditate that way.
"Yes. It's also good for getting advice from our fallen ancestors." Tammy said, playing along with Leonard's oddness.
"Wonderful! Oh, how I wish I had my tea set…" Dawn sounded mildly distraught.
"I have just the spell for that! Tammy, would you care to aid me in this endeavor?"
"Of course."
"Alright! Ahem! Calderas ollam apparaître!" The two of them called, awaiting a tea set to appear.
"Hmm, maybe we should meditate first, Leonard, that should help." Tammy said, hoping her mana wasn't being drained by some unseen force.
"Of course, Tammy. Come, let us meditate."
Laurie and Miles couldn't help but wonder if they were making a mockery of the art or were serious. "Um.. so, me and Miles were wondering... how can you see the auras of others?" Laurie asked, looking in awe at Dawn.
"Oh, I was simply born with the gift." Dawn said.
"Ah, yes! but the greatest of the woodfolk could teach the gift to those whom are deemed worthy, isn't that correct?" Leonard lost his concentration once more.
"Ha! You two think you're worthy of being taught that?!" Miles barked in sheer amusement at these two and their stupidity.
"Of course not, our skill trees are maxed out. We couldn't even if we tried." Tammy explained, looking confused that Miles would even suggest that.
"Please! Peace, friends. Let us meditate and heal our chakras for the trials ahead." Dawn said, putting herself in a meditative trance.
"Alright." Laurie gave the LARPers a look that could burn a house down.
"Argh! there is no freaking reception! Where are we, I don't see the mainland! Argh! Stupid Chris, stupid show! When I get off this stupid island I am going to sue them for everything they own!" Courtney declared, storming away from the others. "I'll get everything! I'll even take this stupid island from them them! Ugh, but I'll need help getting off this island… I can't count on those worthless traitors Bridgette and Duncan to help... Who do I know that will help…? Justin!" She began conducting a search, looking for the male model.
"Hey, Justin!" Courtney called, running to him. He was in a small clearing with a medium sized pool, possibly washing his face and hair. As she made her way to him, she noticed Katie and Sadie were enraptured in his beauty, hanging out on the opposite side of the pool to watch him. Courtney almost gagged at the level of dumb radiating off the unlikely friends.
"Oh… I see you're not alone." Courtney wasn't terribly shocked.
"Of course he's not alone!" Katie said, barely glancing at Courtney as Justin stood up in all his glory.
"Yeah… He's so amazing… What do you want? You had your chance and you blew it." Sadie added, watching Justin move towards the gaggle of girls fighting for his attention.
"Ladies, please! There is enough of me for all of you!" Justin looked stunning. "So, how can I help you, Courtney?" He gave her his most beautiful smile.
"Can we talk in private?" she asked, using all of her will not to give up now.
"If you would be so kind as to give me a minute." Justin said, intrigued by Courtney's boldness, and smiled at the other two.
"Anything for you, Justin." Katie swooned.
"If she does anything, please call for us." Sadie smiled at Justin and glared at Courtney.
"What do you want to speak of, Courtney? And just so you know, I'm over you and your abusive ways." His smile must be permanently stuck to his face, it didn't even falter as Courtney scowled at him.
"I need help getting off the island and you're going to help me." Courtney stated it like it was a known fact. Her anger began to bubble and she could feel her blood boiling as he tried to charm her into submission.
"And why would I help you?" Justin continued his attempt to break her, but she was set in her ways.
"Because I can destroy your face faster than those two dunces can get back!" Courtney spat, no longer trapped in his spell. "And you couldn't do anything about it! unless you wanted to be sent to prison for assault charges."
Justin just stood there, dumbfounded and a tad scared. "You're not serious are you!?" Fear for his face drove him to let his guard down.
"Oh, trust me, pal, she's serious, and I suggest we follow her lead besides its for the best, isn't it, Courtney?" Scott revealed himself from behind a nearby tree, startling the others in the clearing.
"Scott? Glad to see I won't have to get you to help me as well." Courtney said, irritated that she hadn't noticed him before now and concerned at his announcement. "Now that I have you two on my side I'm sure to get off this island." She thought for a moment. "Justin, tell your groupies to stay away. Wouldn't want any trouble now, would we?"
Justin looked between the two of them and slowly walked off to find Katie and Sadie.
"Why do you want to help me, Scott?" Courtney asked, wary of his proposal.
"Isn't it obvious? I want to win. I can't do that while you're here, so I want you off the island."
"You know, if I wanted to win-"
"But you don't. You made that obvious to everybody and everyone would be out to get you if you tried." Scott knew he'd go after her the hardest.
That wouldn't stop me you know I've beaten the odds before and if heather can do it I can do it better!courtney sneered at scott.
You might be right or your manipulative ways with your pda and your lawyers in the past are all that got you as far as they did.
Courtney fumed, absolutely incensed at him. She knew she could probably take him in a fight… No, she knew she could… A thought hit her… What if he won that fight? It made her all the angrier, but before she could make a move, Scott spoke again.
"Which is why I really want you gone, and nothing- I repeat, nothing- is gonna stop me from getting rid of you. Now, let's get pretty boy before he grows a brain cell." Scott sauntered off towards Justin.
Courtney stood there a moment before making her decision and followed slowly behind him.
"Oh, consarnit! Lie still, you little twig! Do you want to learn how to hogtie or not?! Now, just loop this here, hold your hand here, and voyla you are in a perfect hogtie! Say thankyu." Sugar looked quite proud of her handy work.
"Oof! Thank you, Sugar this was... herg... very informative. Could you possibly help me out of my bonds? I would dearly appreciate it." Ella requested, blushing profusely.
"Oh naw, I think our awdience would prefer you stay this way for a bit longer, init right, boys!?"
"Um… yeah. I guess. How about you, Spud? Rock asked. Silence. "Give him a minute, he'll say when."
"Duh, pretty girls scary. Live is true by light." Rodney rambled awkwardly, in his eyes on Ella.
"Y'see, Ella? The fellas don't mind, I don't see why you should complain when they ain't." Sugar stated.
"Okay, but could you at least lessen the strain on my bonds? I feel chafing." Ella pleaded.
"Hmph! Hey, Rodney! Help Ella with the knots!" Sugar said, seeing the look in Rodney's eyes.
"What is the meaning of this?!" Bridgett cried. "You poor girl! What is the matter with you guys?! Stop standing there, Geoff! Get these guys out of here!"
"Okay, dudes. Time for you to go off somewhere else." Geoff waved the group away.
"Dominatrix, dudes! Nooice!" Spud said, brain finally reactivated.
"Dude, worst possible timing! C'mon, Spud, let's go before something goes down." Rock drags his friend away from the scene before them.
"Pretty knots of matrimony and love is fair and pink." Rodney mumbled, not looking away from Ella.
"Okay, you've helped enough. Time to go, dude." Geoff said, pulling Rodney away from Ella. "Come on. Honey, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, my friend Sugar decided it would be a grand idea to teach us how to hogtie someone." Ella laughed
Oh she did did she well let's have her untie you so we can get ready for the competition. Bridgette said looking at sugar who was walking away.
Hey aren't you going to untie her.
Pfft no you do it yourself she had it comin to her any ways. Sugar said .
Grr.. Sigh breath in and breath out breath in ... Alright come on Geoff helpme carry Ella away from ...her . Alright babe no prob .now i t ake the arms you grab the legs or do I carry her bridal. The first one. Bridgett and Geoff walk away
Pft ruining my fun well I'll show her a little trip won't do nothing bad for Blondie. He cackled.
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Attention all contestants please make your way to the starting area! the contest is about to begin if you are not within my sight in 10 minutes you will be eliminated ! Blainley called from an inconspicuous announcement system.
Everyone made it there within a matter of minutes, Geoff and bridgette were still carrying Ella and being stalked by sugar. There were the rockers followed by chet, lorenzo and Rodney after them. The ice dancers Jacques and josee had been keeping a low profile. Owen and his group followed suit featuring Noah kitty, Emma. Codywas being dragged by up was Tyler Lindsay and by heathers alliance of Alejandro, Amy, a reluctant Taylor and an exuberant came the daters Ryan and Stephanie. Followed by Harold and leshawna. Duncan came alone, and Courtney's group of Scott and an irritated Justin every one else came soon after.
"Hmm good all of you are here now, heres a recap of the rules for this competition stay on the island longer than your fellow competitors and you win the game! there are many ways to be eliminated so I'd suggest you all go it Alone, but hey betrayal is good for ratings, there are consolation prizes to those whom leave the island willingly via challenge, dumb luck or just building a ride off. Lastly if you see the current host, e.g me you should run away. because I have the ability to elimate any contestant within reach at will." everyone moved a step further away from blainley. "Oh don't worry your little heads I'll give you a head start before I eliminate any of you. Now then ready!?" everyone tensed but for some reason Ezekiel wasnt and was getting closer to scarlett ... "Set"... Everyone was faced away from blainley who calmly and quietly slipped her hand in between her breasts... "GO!" Blainley took out a gun and fired a round at Bridgette's leg! Ezekiel grabbed Scarlett by the arm in a vice like grip. Bridgette screamed in pain toppling over Ella and Geoff. Everyone scattered after hearing the shot! only a few heard the scream. "You are under arrest for concealing a fire arm and assault! Sanders help me cuff her party boy help stop the bleeding!" MacArthur ordered. "Hand over the weapon and surrendoh shit get down!" Sanders cried jumping to a rock to avoid a bullet fired her way! "Someone help me untie myself please!?" Ella squealed strugling against her bindings.
"Hang on babe we gotta get outta here!" Geoff cried trying to scramble and get to Bridgette. "Get off of me! I have to flee you little troll!" Scarlett screamed at Ezekiel. "No can do eh blainley wants to chat before you g.." .scarlett punched zeke in the face to get him off her however he didn't move. "Ow eh just wait until she's done zeke." said putting his off hand on his now busted nose.
"She has to reload at sometime!" Sanders said behind a rock next to MacArthur bullets hitting the rock once, twice, thrice and splinering it. "Must be a realy high calibur to even crack this rock." MacArthur said just waiting for her moment.
"Ooohhh cadet's im going to give you a chance to run away. I just want geoff scarlett and Bridgette I suggest you leave or you will be eliminated." Blaineley said putting her left hand in between her breasts to find more ammunition.
"I have an idea sanders you go left I'll go right she can't get both of us ready ...Go!" but Before Sanders could debate she was running at blainley from her left side where the gun wasn't pointing there was another shot fired and the next thing sanders saw chilled her to the core! she saw MacArthur charge into blainley who promptly shot her in the abdoman for the trouble! she wasn't even fazed when MacArthur's body slammed right into blainleys lithe form!
"Sigh you should've left cadet ... Oh well you are free to leave... Hmm I don't know your name oh well it doesn't matter I have business to deal with." blainley said casually walking towards a distressed Geoff a crippled Bridgette and a tied up ella.
Sanders could only stare in slack jawed confusion at her partners bleeding form and think at how blainley managed to not budge an inch when MacArthur slammed into her. She heard macarthur cough and try to speak sanders moved close to hear her partners dying words. "Save…" macarthur spat up blood sander didn't mind the drops of blood hitting her just trying to here her friend. "… save them." Macarthur then stopped moving in abject pain and lay there. Sanders was speachless she tried to rise but her body wouldn't obey her mind raced then she heard another shot and collapsed then and there in sheer shock and started crying.
"Cmon hrrg I gotta get you two away from here I gotta..."geoff was pulling both ella and bridgette bridgette let out a great and horrible scream of pain as she was moved. Before he could walk any farther or go back to check bridgettes injury blainley called him.
"Oh geoff its rather rude to walk away from someone who wants to chat with you." Blainley said. His blood froze in his veins "...why did you shoot bridge!" Geoff asked anger rising in his voice. "Ooh testy testy, I shot her because I wanted this chat with you, I wanted to give you a choice." Blainley said casually.
"A choice!?" Geoff said. "My girlfriend is bleeding to death and your going to giveme a choice!? Of what!?"
Why you have to choose to save Bridgette or Ella if course the one you leave behind will be eliminated.
"No way! I'm not making that choice! I can save both of them!" Geoff said defiance plain on his features.
"Oh I don't think you understand little boy, If you don't choose I'll eliminate both right here right now!" Blainley stated casually twirling her hand gun.
"Geoff please I don't want to die!" Ella croaked. Geoff looked down and cursed that fat girl to a hundred hells for not giving ella a chance to run.
Bridgette was unconscious so she had no opinion to give.
"I'll give you a minute to think about it ... Oh and don't get any cute ideas. I just took out a trained police cadet you wouldn't stand a chance, and if you try to hobble away I'll eliminate both girls from here." Blainley said waving cordially and walked towards Zeke and scarlett
"Get off of me you trash!" Scarlett yelled in between her teeth. "Not until you've had your talk with blainley eh."Zeke said not minding the abuse sent his way bvut looking at bridgette in annoyance. "What do you want I'll do anything just let me go! "Scarlett said pulling at her arm. "No blainley would kill me if I let go before you got to talk eh". Zeke said holding steady. "Grr what are you freak, get off of me!" "Oh good boy zeke you've done well now hold tight I have to grab something." Blainley said walking up to them grabbing something from her cleavage
Scarlett tried harder and harder to get away to no avail. "Aw here it is now Ezekiel hold both her arms tight."Blainley said pulling a collar out of her cleavage. If you don't mind me asking ma'am when are you going to eliminate bridgette and how can you fit so much stuff in there ? zeke said both curious and annoyed with blaineleys promise.
"Slap!" "never ask a lady such a question and if you say another word youl be joining the cadet is that understood?! now lastly look at her shell bleed to deAth before the day is out. Blainley exclaimed.y… yes mistress." Ezekiel stuttered rubbing his cheek.
"Good !now this is a shock collar you are going to wear this and serve me, do so and I promise I won't eliminate you." Blaineley said almost sweetly placing the collar around scarletts pale exposed neck.
"Grr get off of me now i will destroy you all!" Scarlett screamed trying to struggle .
"Oh you'll be destroying.. For me of course, I want you to destroy any chance any one has of escape the beasts will not harm you so long as you wear this collar. If you refuse however I'll give it too ella or Bridgette and eliminate you instead but that would ruin the drama so here." blainley said pulling the collar taut . "you may release her now Ezekiel." Blainley said."Cough cough grr I'll..." bzzzzt! Scarlett stopped in pain. "There there now go off and play the game I'll give you your first assignment soon. Go with her Ezekiel she won't hurt you." Blainley said. "Yes mistress as you say." zeke said still rubbing his cheek. "now I have a moral dillema to solve have fun kids."Blainley said walking towards geoff.
x"Minutes ago"x
"Breath in… breath out… gotta find a way out a this but how I .. I don't know what to do!" Geoff said on the verge of hyperventilating
Ican help you with that.
Geoff turned and saw don walk up to his group.
"Hmm… brutal this should rake in the ratings."don said acknowledging blainleys handywork.
Don you can help me here you pick up ella I'll grab bridge and ..
Sorry to rain on your parade but no I'm here to help make the choicea little easier. Don turned away "...oh no I dropped the keys to the yacht oh well I have others like it". Don walked away.
"Wait why this happening why don't you save all of us is."geoff all but begged. don shrugged. "better two of you live than two die I suppose besides its my turn tomorrow I'll just go after the weakest and eliminate them then and judging by the blood loss.." Don shrugged didn't say more and just went on walking.
"Dude I .". but before he could beg further ella interupted him.
"Geoff I don't want to die I haven't found my prince sniffle please don't leave me please."
Geoff looked down on her and stared at the key in his hands thinking. "Geoff please untie me I can run away I can save myself please Geoff." Geoff didn't listen just staring at the key. "Geoff please ... I ..I don't want to die Bridgette can't move and blainley will probably shoot you in the back so please take me with you!" Ella sniffled. Geoff just stared at the key.
"Ah hello again contestants glad to see you haven't moved good now geoff have you decided?" blainley said looking at geoff quizzically.
"Please ms blainley let us go we don't deserve this ." Ella cried tears flowing uncontrollably
"Pahahagaha oh thats rich, well geoff have you decided or not because if not..."
"I've decided." geoff said not looking up . ooh so who'd you pick ? ella said down right giddy
Ella whimpered. "geoff please..."
"Do you swear we won't be hurt!?" Geoff said ignoring ella.
"hmm like i said betrayal is good for ratings… buuuut I'll let you go, just this once to see how far you can go." Blainley said her smile unwavering.
...I choose to save Bridgette."Geoff whispered just loud enough to be heard keeping His eyes away from ella .
Ella's sobbed and started to sing
"Your free to go geoff take your dead weight with you. " blainely said sauntering towards the tied up ella.
"Sniffle good bye geoff I.. I'm glad to have met you, good bye." Ella said tears streaming down her eyes.
Geoff didn't acknowledge her as he picked up Bridgette noticing her wince of pain and walked towards the yacht.
"Sniffle ~oh sweet prince "sniffle" how I long sniffle to meet you sniffle we will meet in a better life ." ella sang crying the whole way" . blainly calmly strode up to her and readied her pistol." Geoff just sobbed when the shot came there was a cry of pain and the sobbing increased it was thirty seconds before a second shot silenced the entire woods. his shoulders shook and his stomach clenched he felt the bile rise in his throat but he just kept walking caring only about the well being of Bridgette she was exceedingly pale and in unknowable pain but breathing. Meanwhile in the bushes.
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"Hooie that there was brutal that Ella character had it comin to her and Blondie was just as bad now how do I make of this hmmm." Sugar monologued."Maybe follow red and the varmint something auta come from this hehehe."
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"Its OK babe I'm gonna get you home I'm gonna get you to your board shack and we can live our lives in peace won't that be great." Geoff said walking through the trees not knowing where he was a rustle in the brush caught his attention." Hey whos there!" Geoff demanded gently putting bridgette down."Geoff is that you?!" Came a familiar and friendly reply from Duncan coming out of the brush. "Duncan dude thank god youre here please I need help,bridges been shot b blainley and I have a way off the island please!" Geoff pleaded. Duncan could only stare at bridgettes leg. "Blainley did that…. What the fuck! what sick game are these assholes putting us through?" Duncan demanded. "I don't know dude please we have to get her help don gave me the key to their yacht and I dont know where it is! "Geoff said. "its ok man I think I saw it over here cmon! "Duncan said leading geoff toward their salvation while geoff gently picked up bridgette and followed.
It took time but duncan led them to the yacht. "oh than god duncan you're a ". geoff stopped and noticed duncan staring at the boat with unease. "Dude?" Geoff asked. "It could be a trap if the hosts could just shoot one of us like that whos to say that boat isnt rigged to blow up ." geoff couldn't refute that but he had to get on there . "but theyve probably got medicine, first aid kits anything in there. Geoff said begging for that to be true. "the hosts value theyre own safty over ours we all know that." "Yeah and chris has never given us this big a break and I don't know this don guy but hes here playing this game….duncan looked at the boat and made a decision. "Stay here and wait for me. ill go check it out." Geoff wanted to object but bridgette stired and whimpered in pain…. "Ok dude but don't take any risks if it looks bad …" geoff couldn't bring himself to aknowledge a chance that this was a trap ." ok man ill be back soon. Duncan said heading towards the boat.
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"Huff huff huff for the love of cheese i cant run any more huff huff ooff." Owen said falling on his face. "Ugh owen get up were falling behind emma and Noah ." kitty said trying to help owen up." Guh you go on without me I'll catch up later."Owen said. "How? Kitty asked. I have my ways I'll be fine go. Kitty looked at Owen for amoment and quickly sought to catch up to her sister.
Owen just layed there for a moment to catch his breath ... Then a crackle came from over head. Huh hey who's the.. Gah! Owen shouted as something tackled his prone body and something roared in his face gah get off of me owen cried as the big black cat creature came for a bite and in a fit of fear owen punched the big cat but he nearly stunned it but that was enough for owen to crawl out from under the beast . There owen was alone in front of something that wanted to eat him. Good kitty nice kitty I'm just gonna ahhhhh! Owen cried as he ran away from the big cat. What are you oh I bet Noah would know iooof what the where'd this wall come from I just.. Aw man right fake island ... IM GOING TO DIE ! Owen cried as the big cat came closer .ayayayayayay. A war cry owen thought but the only person who does that is ahhhhhh! Owen cried as the big cat pounced only to be knocked out of the air by a green and red blur!
Bad kitty for trying to eat big o I'll eat you gray nomnomnom ! Izzy declared tearing into the big cats neck and tearing off the skin to reveal a robotic endoskeleton.
What in ...owen was about to say.
go on owen I've got this Kitty ayayayay . Izzy screeched at the top of her lungs. Owen decided to listen to the crazy girl and started to run he didn't care where he went so long as it was away from the brawl behind him.
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Oh chef be a dear and give me the layout of the island... thank you now where is everybody ah there's heathers little " alliance" maybe a few animals would do them a world of good hmm I can't see geoff any where iwonder where he got off too oh well I'll get them later more fun that there's the new happy couple with their friend what were their names again chef? Blainley asked. Why are you askin me woman I just know the book worm and that's it. Chef said looking miffed. Hmm that just won't do where's the nearest entrance to them? Blainley asked . hmmm let me said looking at the moniter in from of him. its down the hall third entrance to the right. Chef said . looking at the cameras.
Sigh your such a bore oh well . blainley said leaving the room to say hello to the new couple.
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Ugh stupid trees why did we have to be brought back to this stupid island why not a city scape or a big mansion its always freaking islands! heather griped. Well mi amor you did go to that abbandoned film lot and we did go around the world to different citys . Alejandro offered knowing it wasn't the same thing. Pfft as if that makes up for it crappy food, crappy shelter, crappy host. Im actually surprised no ones died yet. Heather continued to gripe. Well honey this is national tv if anyone got seriously injured during this silly game they would have to send them home and repay them or face a serious lawsuit. Kelly said joining the conversation. um excuse me privacy?! Have you heard that eaves dropping isnt polite ?! heather spat . kelly was taken abackand fell back in line. You totaly told her heather, samey is just like that getting in everyones buisness when no one wants her she should just jump off a cliff and save all of us the headache. amy said . hmmph whatever.
Join the alliance you said ittl be good you said now look at us mother were just lackeys for her! Taylor spat. oh honey that's how all good friendships start your just not used to it yet you've always been queen bee at your school and when you get to college oh boy willyou have a wakeup call its better to learn to follow the top girl now before you butt heads with someone bigger. Kelly said
Shhhh listen! Alejandro said stopping just a head of the group. As everone stoped and listened they indeed heard a noise rustling to the sides of them .the group unconciously walked away from the nise towards each othwere in a circle. …what do you think chris meant when he said animals could eliminate contestants? Amy asked. but before anyonecould answer there was a roar and out charged a group of wooly beavers from the right and left side easily smashing the circle! Alejandro heather and amy were seperated form taylor and kelly! Run! yelled alejandro leaping over a beaver, heather not as graceful simply pushed past following alejandro. Amy confusedly tried running after them but was cut off by a pair of beavers. Ahhhhhh. Amy screamed heading into the left mos forest being followed by those two beavers . taylor and kelly ran the way they came. run honey! Kelly yelled after her dauhter but before she knew it she felt a sharp pain in her thigh and was lifted into the air and thrown bac towadrd the beavers.
Taylor didn't know what was happening behind her until she heard thescream and looked back for a split second… she'd regret looking back. There in the midst of at least six wollie beavers was kelly screaming her head off. taylor couldn't see what was wrong until her mothers arm was pulled from its socket . the screaming only got louder from that . taylor had stopped moving at this point watchin in absoluted horor at the mauling. Another bever tore its tusks int kellys stomach and began to feast off of her bloody innards. another pair of beavers broke kellys leg in three one kept the calf theother the thigh the stump remained with kelly who had stopped screming at some point when a beavveer tore into her throat and the other beavers feated on whatever was left . taylor threw up her measly breakfast of berrys felling weak she walked on as wht wa once her mother was being enjoyed by the beasts and kept walking not knowing if she was safe when she came across a forested hill with a cave in it. roots and moss coveredthe cave and taylor just fell over and began to sob as she heard a rumble from behind her she had expected the beavers or whomever owned this cave to eat her alive …instead the cave entrance closed shut locking taylor iside the cave where no one could hear her defeated sobs.
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Geoff sat there waiting against a tree looking over bridges leg, his shirt had worked for a makeshift tourniquet but she was pale and her leg was bent at an odd angle. What am I supposed to do bridge…? Geoff looked over at the yacht. it was taking duncan way too long but he couldn't leave bridge, not now he then heard a crash from the boat and duncans head popped out a window. Dude …. The wires have been cut we cant drive this thing. Duncan called. Geoffs heart stopped at the news and he looked down at bridgette wondering only for a second if he should have spared her this pain and saved ella. He immedietly threw that thought aside and picked up bridgette as safely as he could and walked towards the boat duncan called out again. Dude it's a bust we gotta go! Duncan looked scared. Ive gotta treat bridgette or shes going to die man! geoff shot back continuing his advance towards the ramp duncan looked around and said more quietly this time. Ok um I think I know how to help her just lay her down on one of the beds ill … ill go heat up some supplies. and duncan went back inside the bridge. Geoff went inside looking around he found what looked like a 5 star kitchen then a games room and lastly a kaoreoke bar before he found the first room with a bed he laid bridgette down as gently as possible. She looked in pain and geoff couldn't handle anymore and fell to his knees and started to weep. How could this happen babe!? how could I let those girls die and not do any thing! Geoff cried sniffling tears pouring and snott running. Duncan looked at his one time friend and didn't know what to do he looked down at this hands at the bottle of strong hooch a hot knife and a pair of long tweezers. Dude … dude cmon I neeed your help. Duncan said as comfortingly as he could. Geoof looke at him and nodded dumbly. Duncan took a long breath he uncorked the bottle of hooch it looked like an expensive bourban with a high alchohol content he took a long swig to ease his nerves and looked at geoff again. hold her dude this is gonna hurt… geoff looked at duncan and couldn't stop himself from scowling. Isnt there a first aid kit ?he said shook his head. no dude but I watched an episode of manswers awhile ago and I think I know what im doing… tak your shirt off of bridgette this is supposed to clean the injury geoff looked suspicious but complied. The look and smell of the injury was nausiating duncan moved closer and nodeed to geoff to hold down bridgette geoff red eyed and puffy held her down. Duncan then poured the alchohol onto the ! bridgette screamed in utter agony and began to thrash around duncan immedietly went to work as bridgettes top half wailed on geoff, duncan put the tweezers inside the wound he immedietly found a hard object and pulled it out it was white and bloody… a piece of her shin bone. Duncan almost gagged but kept it down as she screamed harder! he went back inside poking around till he found another bone shard and another and another and finaly he found the bullet it was lodged directly into her bone. Duncan wsnt a doctor but he knew she would likely never walk without help ever the time he finnishe so had bridgette she was unconcious again. now for the hard part. Duncan said pulling out the still red hot knife … duncan stared at the implement for a full second then looked back down to the empty bottle his ears perked as he heard… over to geoff he saw he had a few bruises on his bare back duncan could relate even by accident being hit by the one you love hurts more than anything. Duncan looded back at the leg and placed the knife on the wound.
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Im really sorry Noah I didn't want to leave owen behind .Kitty said looking chastised. Its OK kitty I don't blame you for it he'll find his way back to us sooner or later. Noah said looking slightly confused at Kitty's apology. Come on we should look for a cache of paintball guns while the suns still high. Emma said . sigh I supposed we could've had a break but that's fine too. Noah said coming to his feet. Oh please stay seated that will make elimination that much simpler blainley said coming out from behind a tree .
OH goody the host graces us with her presence so with gets the boot said dripping sarcasm. Oh knock it off noah so what if one of us is eliminated we have higher odds of mining any way. Emma said. But what if she hasn't eliminated any one yet huh then wed all get the boot . kitty said .
Oh no need to worry about that I've already eliminated 2of the weakest links I can only eliminate one of you. Blainley said a tad miffed no one had asked her. Well who's getting the boot . noah asked . hmm tough to say but I think I'll pick... Before any of the three of them saw the gun it was already to late. Bang and there was a scream of agony as emma hit the ground a bleeding hole in her stomach . there was a tense quiet second as this became clear to both noah and kitty. EMMA! Kitty screamed in horror . oh don't worry she'll live for a few more minutes its more dramatic that way any ways good bye I hope to see you again soon. Blainley said walking to the tree she came from. Out of the way. Noah said moving kitty out of his way . he knelt down and took PFF his sweater vest and started to compres Emma's chest do you have any tape gauze or any thing that will hold this to her . I ...I don't umm hang on I'll grab a few vines. Kitty said running towards the nearest tree.
Cough cough ...Noah take ...take care of my sister ...cough please. Emma said blood pooling of of her mouth. Hey cmon it's OK your gonna be OK as soon as kitty gets back here with those vines you'll be fine. Cough ...are you being sarcastic. Emma asked with a smile. No I'm not surprisingly .noah said with a smile. I've got the vines your gonna be OK Emma your gonna be...kitty dropped the vines at the sight of her still sister... Emma. Kitty said in a whisper. EMMA! Kitty screamed to the heavens kneeling by her sister. Noah couldn't believe it he'd just watched as his girlfriend died in his arms... This has to be a dream. Noah said. I'm still at home playing video games. That has to be how it is ...please let this be a dream Noah said as he punched himself.
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well there you have it folks were you surprised by the current eliminations that's three down putting blainley ahead of both Chris and my self and two losses is it possible for us to catch up find out next time on total. Drama. Pahkitiew safari!
Don out. Oh no you did not just steal my outro don ahhhh blainley screamed tackling don to the ground and the credits rolled.