How Taking Down Legacy Failed
Mickie's P.O.V
"C'mon on Ted, it's not funny anymore" I whined, I turned to see Randy had just walked through the door, he dropped his gym bag and cocked an eye brow up at me and Ted.
"What is he doing?"
"She walks….like…. a penguin" Ted started laughing all over again; I glared at him and crossed my arms. "Do it again, do it again" Because I was now eight and a half months pregnant, apparently I walked funnily.
"Don't make fun of my love" Randy told Ted sternly, pulling me towards him. "You ok?"
"No! Ted is making me uncomfortable"
"What is he doing?" Randy asked me, glaring over at Ted, who waved back innocently.
"Well basically, at first it was funny, the way I walk because I'm like a penguin, but after an hour, three pictures and two different videos, it's not funny anymore!" Ted just continued to laugh. "Ted! I'll get Cody on you!" I threatened him. Randy coughed. "What?"
"Why don't you just send me on him?" He asked, looking slightly insulted.
"I want to teach him a lesson not scar him for life" I replied which Randy looked pretty smug about.
"Ted, out" Randy ordered him.
"Hey, this is my locker room too!"
"No, it's not"
"Really?"
"Yes, really"
"I get the strangest feeling you don't want me here Randall"
"Dibiase" Randy said warningly, Ted tried to stare Randy down, but let's face it, no one can do that. Ted tried to do his most threatening growl, but Randy hit back twice as hard with the growling.
"I'll be back!" He announced. "You two kids behave" He told us, Randy rolled his eyes and slammed the door shut behind Ted, he turned back to me.
I crossed my arms sternly. "You are so rude!"
"What can I say? I want you all to myself" Randy smirked, putting his hands on both sides of my arms.
"There are nicer ways to go about it"
"Babe, are we really doing this when we could be…"
"Randall, I am 8 and half months pregnant"
"So?"
"So, I can't…we can't…"
"Yes we can, besides I heard that it makes the baby come quicker…" I looked at him doubtfully. "And besides… I have had a lot of stress to deal with so I was thinking…." He lingered his finger just above my cleavage.
"I'm not buying that one again Randall"
"So what you're saying is, we can't have sex until the baby is here?"
"That's exactly what I'm saying"
"Babe" Randy voice sounded strain.
"I dare you to argue with a pregnant woman"
"Oh babe….I'm soooo scared….really, I'm shaking"
"You should be, Cody was…."
"Speaking of Cody, I haven't seen him today"
"Exactly" I grinned evilly.
"Your threatening is really turning me on…."
"Enough Randall" I said sternly. He groaned and slumped down on the couch.
"Sorry man….I tried"
"You aren't seriously speaking to you're…." He looked up at me. "I expect that kind of behaviour from Ted….not you"
"Your right, I need to stop hanging out with the guy, before it's too late"
"Yeah…and you become obsessed with Miley Cyrus" I teased.
"Oh hell no" He shook his head. "You're the only woman I'll ever be obsessed with"
"Creepy, yet awfully sweet" I smiled and kissed him. "Oh Randy" I sighed. "I want our baby"
"I know you do babe, but the baby doesn't want to come out yet, it's still not time"
"I want it out" I whined. "Make it come out Randall! He or she will listen to you!"
"Stop whingeing " Randy teased slapping my ass. I glared at him.
"I am not whingeing! How dare you accuse me of whinging, I've never whinged in my life! Who the hell do you think you are snake boy" I huffed and sat down on the couch. Randy sat down next to me, he picked up my hand with his and twirled our fingers. He then leaned in, I leaned back. "What did I say?"
"I just want a kiss"
"That's like Ted saying he just wants to take a 'quick glance' in the mirror" I retorted.
"That's a good metaphor"
"They are my specialty" I told him, he leaned back in. "I'm still not sleeping with you"
"You make it sound like that's all I want from you babe" Randy said as I got up from the couch, I turned and looked at him doubtfully. "Ok, ok! Can't we just do it one more time"
I just giggled at him. "Randy" I sighed. "Look at me"
"I am" He smiled getting up. "Babe it's me, c'mon"
"Randy, your segment is next" A crew member poked his head round the door, Randy just nodded and left without saying a word.
"What's up with him?" Ted asked entering the room after Randy left.
"I don't know" I lied. "I'm bored Ted, dance"
"Excuse me?"
"Dance"
"I don't dance"
"Sure you do, just wiggle that booty"
"Not gonna happen baby"
"What if I spill you out a beat?"
"Then you'd just look like a fool baby, but that is nothing out of the ordinary" I snorted at this.
"Your one to talk"
"What do you mean?"
"You can't be seriously asking me that"
He looked at me in confusion. "You're weird…"
"I want to see you dance!" I stamped my foot.
"I will dance when pigs fly" I opened my mouth to speak, but Ted cut me off. "And you flying on a plane, doesn't count"
"Ouch"
"Ted 1, Mickie 0"
"Ted" I whinged like before. "Take sympathy on me, I'm carrying your godchild!"
"Stop making up excuses to try and hit on me" Ted snapped at me. "I am not a piece of meat!"
"Useless" I spat.
I suddenly felt a feeling like someone had just punched me in the stomach, it was like I could catch my breath for a moment, but then I felt something wet trigger down my leg. I gasped and looked down, my water had just broken. I couldn't even say anything just look around in desperation. "T-Ted" I stuttered.
He turned around, looked at me and then looked at the floor. "Oh c'mon Mickie, the toilet was right there" He groaned. "I'm not cleaning that up"
"Ted I-"
"No! I don't care what you say! Pregnant or not, your cleaning it"
"You don't under-"
"OH Mickie! It is everywhere! C'mon! Use your head!" He yelled in disgust. "Next time, run to the toilet, it's not difficult, honestly Mickie"
"Ted" I gritted my teeth.
"Fine, if you're not going to do it, then Randy can, I'm not going to, this must be very humiliating for you"
"Would you just shut up and listen?" I hissed, Ted put his hands on his hips and glared.
"What did you say to me? You wanna fight pregnant lady?"
"I could kick you ass pregnant or not, but that's not the point, Ted, my wate-"
"Oh now you want me to get you some water, your just a high maintenance pregnant whore skunk bag who I-"
"Ted, you idiot! My water just broke" I snapped.
"Oh holy crap, really?"
"Yes really!"
"Really really?"
"Yes, really, really, really Ted!"
"Are you sure?"
"No Ted, just a wild guess" I rolled my eyes. "OF course I'm sure!
"But but, it's early!"
"No shit dumbass"
"There is no need for name calling"
"Ted, just go get Randy" I cried desperately holding onto the wall. "Please, go get him!" Ted just stood there starring. "I swear to god Ted, if you don't go right now and get Randy, I will sit on you and make you cry like last time"
"I didn't cry! I just had a…"
"Manly piece of dirt in your eye, yeah, yeah I know idiot, now go!"
"What have we said about the name calling?"
"If you don't go get Randy right now, I will kill you" I growled at him.
"Wow, your mean when you're in labour, you're a mean lady"
"TED!"
"I can't leave you on your own! Um, um! Justin!" Ted yelled out, Justin stopped outside our room.
"WHAT? WHAT NOW? WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO TO HARASS ME?" Justin yelled at Ted.
"FUCK YOU, YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WE EVEN SPEAK TO YOU I shouted at Justin, I really had the urge to punch someone, I gripped onto the wall as I felt a sudden rush on pain. "I DIDN'T AHHHH MEAN IT AHHH JUSTIN, I'M JUST-"
"In labour! I need you to get Randy!" Ted interrupted me and asked him panicky.
"Why should I?" Justin scoffed.
"Because…because…if you do, me and Mickie will leave you alone for a week!" Ted offered, Noooo!
"Make it a month and you have a deal"
"No! No deal! No!" I yelled out, Ted just shushed me.
"Deal! Now go!"
"NOOO!"
"RUN JUSTIN! Before hulk here comes after you too!"
"I'm still going to kill you!"
"Save yourself Justin! Save yourself!" Justin rushed off. "Oh and get Randy"
"I said no deal!" I yelled.
Ted sat down by my side and held my hand. "Do you want Randy or not? It's ok baby, just deep breaths, baby, deep breaths, oh my god I'm going to be a god mother! Oh my god, oh my god! I'm not ready!"
"It's ok Ted, just take deep breaths, deep breaths" He did as I said. "OW!" I cried out, leaning my head back against the wall.
"How about I tell you a story? Yeah, that always cheers you up" Ted asked, I just nodded whilst letting out a cry of pain. "When I was little my parents told me that the bogey man under my bed wasn't mean, he was just misunderstood so one night I slept under my bed so he could sleep on top and be comfy... I woke up to a flash light in my face because my parents called the cops when they couldn't find me"
I started to laugh, then the pain came rush back. "OW! Ted! This is your entire fault!""What? Why me! I didn't force Randy to penetrate you without protection! It's you who should of have put something on the end of it, is it really that hard, honestly baby"
"Spare the lecture Granddad, This hurts" I cried, leaning my head back. "Where the hell is Randy?"
"Justin's our man baby, if Justin can't find him, no one can!"
"Yeah, I couldn't find him…" Justin said coming into our room, I glared at Ted.
"Oh crap, consider our deal off Justin, you disgust me!" Ted dismissed him, he rolled his eyes and walked away.
"I STILL LOVE YOU" I yelled after Justin, no reply, utterly heartbroken.
"Ok, ok, umm"
"Randy" I cried.
"I'm here babe, what do you…." As Randy walked through the door, Ted ran up to him and grabbed him by the shirt.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I WAS SO SCARED!" Ted yelled in his face. Oh he was scared! What about me!
"What the hell are you talking about, get off me!" Randy shoved Ted away from him, he then looked down at me. "Babe…what's wr-"
"The baby is coming" I told him weakly, taking in a deep breath.
"But it's too ear-"
"I know it's too early! But it's coming!" I screamed out in pain. "Ow, ow, ow,ow"
"Maybe if I put my hand in, I can push the baby back into the womb!" Ted spat on both of his hands and rubbed them together.
"Get him the hell away from me!"
"Ted give me a hand" Randy said rushing over to me, helping me up. "Grab the bag and my keys" Randy held me in his arms, I leaned my head back gasping in pain. "Its ok babe, I got you" Randy whispered and kissed me forehead. He grabbed the bag off Ted and held it in his other hand, Ted went the other side of me and both helped me to the car. They sat me and Randy turned to Ted. "Go find Becky and Cody, then meet us at the hospital"
"Ok, good luck baby!" He said and ran off.
"It's going to be fine, just keep taking deep breaths" Randy told me, I nodded. He cupped my face and placed a soft kiss on my lips." Our baby is coming" He smiled and I smiled too before wincing. "Stay tight babe, I got you" I nodded and let out a shaky breath, our baby really was coming….
Mickie is in labour! About time ay!
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