How Taking Down Legacy Failed

Mickie's P.O.V

"You alright Ted?" I asked him, walking into the lounge with Hayden on my hip.

"SHH!" He shushed me. "Alright, me too, good chat today! Bye" He smiled to himself and hung up.

"Who was that?"

"Oh, it was a telemarketer named John, he was really nice, we talked for over an hour" Ted beamed at me. I looked over at Cody who put his newspaper down.

"He is not even exaggerating" He rolled his eyes, I sniggered.

"It's ok to be jealous Cod-" Ted stopped mid sentence and sighed as he dropped his phone. He bent down to pick it up, but when he was down, he turned his head towards me and Cody. "Don't look at the ass" Cody's face screwed up. "Yeah you too Cody"

"Yeah Cody!" I pushed him.

"You too old lady" Ted shoved me.

"Old lady? Old lady?"

"There was really no need to repeat that, we both know you're old" Ted crossed his arms over his chest. Cody sniggered at me.

"You be quiet" I pointed my finger at him. "And you don't know what you're talking about"

"It's ok Cody, she is just jealous of our youth" My jaw dropped. "C'mon Grandma, let's take you back to the retirement centre" Ted tried to grab my elbow; I yanked it away from him.

"Don't touch my wenis! I'm not that kind of girl"

"That's not what you said last night when I was all over your wenis!" Ted accused, I gasped. "She gave me a steam boat willy too!"

"She steamified his willy?" Cody gasped at me. "Wait, what the hell is a steam boat willy?"

"I have no idea" I shrugged. "What is it?" I asked Ted.

"I don't know, just seemed like the right thing to say, let's look it up!" He pulled out his laptop and set it up. "Aha! I found it…oh…"

"What does it say?" I questioned him.

"When a girl blows on a guy's penis after taking a drag from a cigarette and then proceeds to stick a finger in the guy's ass and yell choo choo while blowing and sucking on the penis"

"Ted that is disgusting!" I shrieked, smacking him up side the head.

"Ow! I didn't kn-"

"What is wrong with you!" Cody then slapped him upside the head.

"That hur-"

"How revolting!" I smacked him again.

"Would you sto-"

"You are nauseating!" Cody smacked him again, we were taking the piss now, Becky walked in and saw what we were doing.

"Stop hitting m-"

"You're a disgrace!" Becky came and slapped Ted round the head too.

"Will people stop touching my beautiful locks?" Ted yelled, rubbing the back of his head. I scoffed. "I didn't know!"

"You still disgust me" Cody said, a look of complete repulsion on his face.

"Let's forget I ever said anything!" Ted threw his hands up in the air.

"Oh I'm afraid I'm never letting you do that" I winked at him.

"No! *Runs away*"

"There is no escape from the Mickster! No escape!"

"You mean from the old lady? What are you going to do about it Granny? Hit me with your walking stick? Throw your dentures my way? Or how about the knitting needles, take your pick" Ted smirked at me. "*Goes down the fire exit*"

"*Suddenly miraculously disappears and reappears at the bottom of fire exit with a big scary cape*"

"We meet again Zorro" Ted crossed his arms and squared up to me.

"Ahh…my arch nemesis….Pixie Lott!" I sneered at him.

"Yeah, it's me bitch, I'm going to cry you out"

"Oh Ted" I giggled. "I love how you don't question what I just said, you're just like 'hell YES I AM Pixie Lott!"

"Yeah, I definitely have to agree, that was your weirdest one yet" Cody said, patting our shoulders.

"Ah well…..Kickin' in the front seat, Sittin' in the back seat, Gotta make my mind up, Which seat can I take?" Ted started to sing. Me and Cody's heads shot round to face Ted, our faces filled with disgust. "It's Friday, Friday, Gotta get down on Friday, Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday, Gettin' down on Friday,Everybody's lookin' forward to the week-"

"Ted" Cody interrupted. "Can you please explain to me why you are singing that awful, awful song?"

"You must of misheard, I was singing Friday by Rebecca Black" Ted said smiling at Cody.

"I know…..it's a terrible song"

"What? No it's not"

"Yes….yes it is"

"I'm going to have to agree with Cody on this one" I piped up. Ted starred at us in disbelief.

"Ok first you don't like Miley Cyrus and now you are telling me you don't like Rebecca Black, you two have no taste in music whatsoever!"

"It's you who doesn't have any taste, what is it with you a teenage pop singers? Something you'd like to tell us ay Ted?" Cody sniggered.

"What is it with your jealousy over teenage pop singers?" Ted retorted. "The song is amazing! It's catchy, the lyrics are meaningful"

I scoffed at this. "Come off it Ted, the lyrics are not meaningful"

"Obviously your not as emotional deep as I am so y'know" Ted waved me off with his hand. "It's song everyone can relate to, we all look forward to Fridays!"

"The lyrics are ridiculous" Cody said.

"Your ridiculous" Ted replied, glaring over at Cody. "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today i-is Friday, Friday, Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes after ... Wards, I don't want this weekend to end" Ted continued to sing. "It literally sums up what the weekend is all about!"

"It has been named one of the worst songs of all time" I told Ted, he blinked at me plainly.

"What the fuck is wrong with society?" Ted yelled angrily.

"Ted! Watch your language around my son!" I scowled at him, putting my hands over Hayden's ears.

"Ok! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I promise I'll watch my language" He replied, with his hands held up in mock defence.

"Thank you"

"Bitch." He scowled. "As I was saying, what the fuck is wrong with society? First they make a mockery of Miley Cyrus and now Rebecca Black? Why are people so damn jealous? Can't they just be happy for us talented people?"

"Stuck up brats more like" Cody scoffed. "Did you see Miley screaming at that paparazzi for barely even touching her mom?"

"In Ted's defence, I probably would of done the same" I spoke up.

"Why don't you try to live a life like that… TRY IT" Ted shoved his finger into Cody's chest. "Oh wait you can't because the paparazzi don't care about you! Miley did a great job on defending her mother"

Cody was about to reply when his phone went off, he answered it and spoke to the person for a few minutes. "Ted!" Cody growled getting up after hanging up on his phone.

"What now?"

"Why didn't you tell me Becky rang and she needed picking up?" Cody hissed grabbing his jacket.

"Because I was way to busy being awesome" Cody glared at him and went out, slamming the door behind him.

"You've really done it this time Theodore"

"Oh please, he has forgiven me for worse things" He scoffed.

"Such as?"

"Well, I decided to prank him, so I put a dead spider on his bath, the one he used to rub his face with, when he came out, its guts and legs were smeared all over his face!" Ted went into hysterics whilst I starred at him in disgust.

"That's horrible!"

"I am such a legend"

"Now I remember why me and Randy moved out"

"Your loss"

"After the story you just told me, I don't think so" I starred at him in disgust before going into the kitchen.

I made coffee for Randy and brought it to him, he was having head aches, the doctor said that was bound to happen, I told him to stay in bed for the day. I sat by his side and passed him the coffee. "Thanks" He muttered taking a sip. I nodded and got up to go. "Hey" He called after me. "Where are you going?"

"I was going to let you sleep" I told him.

"I don't need to sleep" He replied.

She didn't move. "Randy, your ill, you need to-"

"That doesn't matter right now. Get over here."

I moved over to the bed, he pulled the covers out for me, I slipped in next to him, but left a gap between us. After a moment he awkwardly pressed an arm to my midsection. "Your warm" He commented. "Where's Hayden?" He narrowed his eyes, seeing the gap between us, he pulled me closer and pressed a kiss on my shoulder, I hesitated, but I finally moved into him.

"Ted is playing with him" I replied, laying my head on the pillow next to him. "How are you feeling?"

Randy's P.O.V

Randy Orton does not cuddle. So why was I moving her closer and closer to me? When she got in, she made sure she left a gap between us, I didn't like it so like I always do when I don't like something, I did something about it. I pulled her to me, my hand was slowly rubbing a circle on her back. I looked down at her, she was beautiful, why that word had suddenly come into my vocabulary as off late, I don't know, but it was the only way I could describe her. I drew our two bodies together, I leaned in and stopped when our mouths were just barely touching.

"Randy your ill-" So she kept repeating.

"Shhh" I told her. She starred up at me with her vulnerable eyes, I brushed her fringe out of her eyes and licked my lips, I pushed my body forward and crushed my lips onto hers. Her lips were already slightly parted so I used this to my advantage. I didn't beat around the bush, I deepened the kiss, my tongue deep in battle with hers, our fingers entwined urging me to get closer to her. I pulled her onto me, I rested one of my hands on her lower back. I let my eyes drift closed as I explored her mouth, I loved the taste of her and I couldn't get enough. Not breaking our kiss, I shifted her body to rest more comfortably on mine, my hand travelled down to her ass giving her a squeeze, I guess for once Cena was right, she did have a nice ass. She gasped in surprised which gave me an even easier access to her mouth and I was able to deepen the kiss further. I groaned as my erection throbbed against my suddenly tight jeans. My hands travelled to my zipper and I loosened myself up, tugging my jeans down, pressing my erection against the inside of her thigh. And that's when she broke the kiss.

Her face was slightly flushed and her lips were a little swollen, that didn't change the fact she still looked beautiful. She could have two black eyes and she would probably still be able to pull it off. I moved my hands to my pants, she was a tease, she couldn't judge me, she was the one who did this to me. I don't understand why she didn't want to, I've done everything she has asked, I'm even in a relationship with her. If she was going to leave me hanging, she could at least do this for me.

"Mickie" I growled.

"I'm sorry, I just can't" She got up to leave, but I grabbed her wrist roughly and pulled her back to me.

"Where are you going?" I demanded. "Just because you won't -" I couldn't finish that sentence off. "Doesn't mean I don't want you around me" She sat with her legs in front of her, I placed my hand on her thigh, I resist the urge I had to move my hand upwards, I wanted to touch her, but I didn't want to scare her off again. She watched every movement I did with a facial expression showing she was in deep thought, I wanted to know what she was thinking.

"Randy" She finally spoke. "What do you remember?"

"What do you mean?" I asked her.

"What do you remember, when you woke up"

"Erm" I thought back to that day. "I remember you"

Mickie's P.O.V

"You do?" I lifted my head up, he remembered me?

"Yeah" He smirked. "How can I not?"

"I can't bel-"

"You were there every time I woke up" My smile slowly dropped along with my gaze. "I barely knew you, but you were there more than anyone else was" He looked at me suspiciously.

"I have to go" I told him, getting up, I didn't want to talk about this anymore. He stood up with me. "You have a head ache, go back to bed"

"I don't have a headache" He told me sternly, taking a step forward, dangerously close to me. The butterflies in my stomach kicked off once again.

"Stop looking at me like that" I felt so exposed under his stare.

"Like what?" He asked innocently when he knew damn right. He reached out his hand towards my face, I thought that he was going to kiss me, only he didn't. He stopped inches away from my lips. "I'm taking you out to dinner tonight" He told me.

"What?"

His eyes brows scrunched up in confusion. "I'm taking you out on you know….on like….." He closed his eyes, I know he didn't want to say the word. "-a date" He finished, he opened my eyes and starred at me, he went to walk past me, but this time I was the one to pull him back. "What?"

"Aren't you supposed to ask me out instead of demand it?" I starred at him in disbelief. He starred at me in disbelief to as if when he normally does this, girls just fall for it.

"Because you don't have a choice in this" He said firmly. "I'll come get you at eight"

"Why do you always do this?" I threw my hands up in the air. "You act fine one minute and the next you're a complete pig"

"I'm trying to do something nice for you, but fine, I just won't bother next time" He hissed in my face.

"You didn't even bother this time!" I yelled at him. "URG what is your problem? Why the hell are you so cold all the time?"

"Fine" He snarled in my face. "Forget I even asked." He stormed out the room, but it was only a minute later he trailed back in.

He sighed and hung his head, he rubbed the back of his neck before straightening out to look at me. "Would you like to go out to dinner? ….With me?" He starred at me intensely, I wasn't expecting him to re-ask me. I loosened up my shoulders. "Please?" He finished.

"I'd love to" I smirked in victory.

I think this Randy has just met his match.

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Next chapter: Randy + Mickie's date.
That argument between Cody and Ted, there is a video on you tube of Miley yelling at paparazzi for shoving her mum out the way.
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