A/N: Hey guys! Welcome to my new Kram smut book! In this story, Kurt and Ram will fuck each chapter and then say no homo after lol.
Kurt was drunk as fuck and his balls were super blue. He walked into Ram's house and started screaming, "YOU MAKE MY BALLS SO BLUEEEEE YOU HURT THEM BADLY!"
Ram was drunk as shit too and walked downstairs. "Hey Kurrrrrtttttt~ Let's go up to my room!"
These kinky ass bastards did all the fucking stuff.
Kurt laid down on Ram's bed naked and Ram started fucking him and whenever Kurt made a sound Ram spanked him. When they finished, they both screeched "NO HOMO BRO!!!!!!"