AN
Enjoy.
When we got back to the house I crashed into the couch and stayed there awhile while the Akatsuki examined all the stuff in my house. Chris asked me where Jack was and Sasori told him I left him at the mall.
"That sucks for him, now he has a two mile walk." Chris snorted and walked away after that, leaving me to my own devices.
"This sucks." I deadpanned as I sighed and decided to lay my head back. I watched the Akatsuki move around and interact with the stuff in our living room. Chris turned the TV on and Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame moved to watch it. I was picked up by my favorite blue man-shark and placed gently on an armchair. The Akatsuki that wished to watch TV stole my old spot and watched Chris flip through the channels until he came upon Law and Order which he stayed on.
"At least you guys know what TVs are." I muttered. Itachi looked to me from where he was looking at the books we had.
"You know that we have them in our world." he answered me.
"I know, but for some reason some people think that there isn't any technology in your world. There are TVs, I knew that before I was in your world." I deadpanned. It was true, in the anime in the Chunin Exams Anko was watching a TV, and in a flashback of Sasuke's there was a TV in his house. Then they also have planes, from the movie in the Land of Snow, so why not TVs? They also have movie theaters. I rest my case.
"So Itami, what are you going to do with them when Jack and I have work and you have school?" questioned Chris. I groaned.
"My poor clean house is going to become a pig pen!" I moaned. I was not happy, I spent time cleaning the house from my piggish brothers, now it was me against eleven pigs, if I could count Pein and Zetsu. I doubted they would make a mess, and I didn't count Konan because she knew the pain of cleaning I went through. And then there were the last two pigs, Jack and Chris.
"It'll be fine, I'll make sure nothing goes wrong." Konan assured me. I just sighed in response.
Later that day I assigned where everyone would be sleeping, Chris and Jack shared Jack's room, Itachi and Kisame got Chris's room, Kakuzu and Hidan were on air mattresses in my parent's room while Pein got the bed in there, finally Tobi and Zetsu got the couches. Konan got to share with me and the two artists were given the guest bedroom. My reasons for this? In case Hidan decided to go for sacrifices, Pein would stop him. Itachi and Kisame I trusted. I trusted Zetsu and Tobi and I told Zetsu he was in charge of making sure no one left to go cause havoc among my town. Also, I had the two artists who I didn't trust in the guest room because the door creaked and I would be able to hear them from my bedroom.
Perfect logic.
Anyway, then the two days before school started was full of me yelling, avoiding my friends who wouldn't leave me alone, and the Akatsuki getting used to this world. A few things they were already used to, however when I took some of my morons food shopping with me…..
Well that was interesting.
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"I'm going food shopping!" I announced as I stomped into the living room where my morons were spread out doing various things. Chris was teaching Kisame, Itachi, and Sasori to use his computer while Deidara and Tobi were watching TV. Pein and Konan were quietly chatting and Zetsu was MIA. Kakuzu was given our money because I trusted he would be able to give us financial help. I also told him he was Hidan's babysitter, so he was also multitasking and yelling at Hidan for doing something stupid.
"Get Rice Crispy treats!" ordered Jack. I rolled my eyes.
"And don't forget Gushers either." added Chris. I rolled my eyes.
"Yes, I would forget two snacks that I used as breakfast every day." I snapped back with sarcasm before I looked to the morons.
"Any requests that I may be able to find?" I asked.
"Fish." was the reply I got from three people, Kisame requesting shellfish, and Konan and Pein requesting fish for their favorite foods. Konan's being flame-boiled and Pein's being grilled fish and stew. On my new IPhone 5, that I got when we had an accident with my last phone, I added that to my checklist.
"Clay, un?" asked Deidara hopefully.
"Negative." I replied without looking up as I retyped fish after autocorrect decided 'fish' meant I wanted it to put in 'fire'.
"Tobi wants candy!" called Tobi. I added candy and looked over to Kakuzu and Hidan.
"Ribs? Liver?" I questioned.
"Hell yes!" cried Hidan while Kakuzu gave me a brisk nod before returning to counting. He also yelled at Hidan for being too loud.
"Ok, so I'm going now." I called as I turned.
"Can I come, un?" asked Deidara.
"I wanna fucking come!" yelled Hidan.
"No." I replied with a glare.
"We're coming or following, bitch." replied Hidan smugly. I turned to Pein who shook his head.
"I would like to come to observe more of your world as well." I sighed, defeated.
"Fine, Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, Pein, and Hidan, you all can come. Konan, you stay and keep my brothers and Tobi in line." I ordered.
"I would also like to come." requested Itachi. I nodded my consent and led them to my lovely truck.
"Get in. Pein, since you're an adult you sit in front so if we get pulled over we can say that you left your license at home since I only have a learners permit." I decided as I slid into the driver's seat. I waited for the morons to take their seats and fight over the helmet Jack had left.
"It's mine, un!" yelled Deidara.
"No, it's mine." Itachi's eyes narrowed showing he wasn't going to let Deidara take the helmet. I was happy Sasori stayed out of the fight, and Kakuzu kept Hidan out of it.
"Mine, un!" cried Deidara, pulling the helmet. Although it only took a few seconds for Itachi to use his Sharingan and win the helmet which he placed over the Akatsuki cloud beanie I had lent him to make his hair seem less….long. Deidara frowned when he came out of his daze and pulled on his dark blue beanie.
"Ready?" I asked. After receiving a few no's and a few yes's, I told them to suck it up and I backed from our driveway.
Luckily the supermarket was only five minutes away at my driving pace, so it only took a few sharp turns, red lights, and at least ten miles over the speed limit to get us there. Of course the Akatsuki members jumped out with horror evident on their faces when we arrived. I stood in front of them when they finished their 'We lived!' moment. if I wasn't so used to it, I'd be insulted.
"Alright, so you're all going to stay with me, if you get lost, then I might stab you since then I'll have to go find you. If someone starts something with you, tell them you're with me." I ordered.
"Why say we're with you?" questioned Itachi.
"Most teens know not to pick a fight, however I have a gang after my ass so there might be some fighting. Since you all can and will kill, the fighting has to be left to me since I won't throw someone through a wall." I snapped my fingers, "And to add no chakra at all. No Sharingan, no sacrifices, no masochism, no heart stealing, no bombs, no taking your gloves off Deidara, no Jutsu, so basically, act like me."
"So swear and threaten everything?" deadpanned Sasori. I pointed at him.
"No, minus my bad qualities." I snapped before turning around and going towards the supermarket. My morons followed me.
I grabbed a cart and since I had helpers I ordered one of them to push it. Then we rushed around the store to grab everything, a few times we stopped because a moron wanted to look at something. We ended up having to drag Deidara away from the small extras area they had which was full of art supplies. Those supplies included clay.
Then Hidan wanted to sacrifice a little brat who decided to call him a grandpa for having silver hair. Deidara and Kakuzu had laughed while holding him back.
Pein and I were given looks for having so many piercings, but that wasn't new for me.
Of course then all good things came to an end when we ran into the last of my friends, Evelyn. Evelyn didn't get out much because she wasn't the healthiest person, but when she did it was usually because her mom took her out.
"Itami?" she questioned, her pale green eyes landing on me. I gave her a soft smile that I would only be able to give Evelyn.
"Hey there Evie, what's up?" I asked as I stopped my morons from commenting on her.
"I heard you had been in the hospital for awhile, I wanted to visit but my mom thought it was a bad idea…" Evelyn coughed a bit but still smiled at me, "Anyway, who're your new friends?" I thought up quick names.
"Dave." Deidara blinked in confusion.
"Nathan." Pein calmly raised an eyebrow.
"Harry." Hidan was about to swear at me but Kakuzu covered his mouth.
"John." Itachi. I couldn't think of any I names fast enough.
"Kenny." Kakuzu looked indifferent to being renamed.
"And Sammy." Sasori's eyes narrowed at his name but he said nothing.
"Nice to meet you." Evelyn smiled at them.
"Evelyn!" We all turned to see Evelyn's mother rushing over to where we stood. The woman's once fiery ginger hair was now almost gray from all the worrying she did and her coal colored eyes were wild from worry.
"I told you not to wander off!" she scolded lightly.
"Sorry, I saw Itami so I came to say hello." explained Evelyn. Her mother's eyes widened.
"She could get you sick and throw you back in the hospital!" Eveyln's mother pulled Evelyn behind her and gave me and my moron's death looks.
"We're going." I raised my hands in a peace gesture before leading my morons away. Evelyn threw us an apology look as we turned a corner.
"That bitch-" started Hidan but Kakuzu's hand covered his mouth as woman shot us a look as she looked up from her young child.
"Mommy, what's a bitch?" If looks could kill, Hidan would be six feet under at this very moment.
"Supermarkets are interesting, un." decided Deidara.
"I prefer the markets and stands." commented Sasori with nods of agreement from Pein and Itachi. I paid for our food with Kakuzu almost causing a scene about prices and then we left. I drove us home, this time Pein took the helmet seeing as how last time his head was almost slammed into the dashboard.
My morons helped me unload, then I shooed them away from my kitchen. Of course I decided that if I needed shopping help I'd probably only bring Sasori, Itachi, and Pein next time. Hidan and Deidara were too much work.
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I smirked remembering the supermarket.
"What're you smirking about?" asked Konan.
"Nothing." I replied as something made a loud thud next to me. zi turned to see Jack had dropped my school bag next to me.
"What the hell do you have in here, Tami?" asked Jack as he looked at it.
"Chemistry notes, chemistry textbook, Geometry notes, Geometry textbook, English essay, Shakespeare book, History textbook, Japanese textbook, and four binders." I recited. There was probably more but that was what I could list off the top of my head. I had to catch up on a ton of shit, so I carried around a huge backpack that was way past being overloaded.
"Ready for school?" inquired Chris.
"Truthfully?" I gave the Akatsuki and my backpack a dead look, "No."
AN
I put up a new main story, Wide Awake is a main story and this new story, Crimson Stained, is another main story. Crimson Stained is an Obito/OC story, and unlike Insomnia and Wide Awake I have it planned out. I even wrote out an entire rough draft. i feel proud. Please look at it if you feel like it. It's basically the story I had the summary in an author's note a while back. The one with Nikushimi.
In other news:
I'm going snowboarding, yay!
And my birthday was last Friday, so I got money which I'm spending on Sims 3 University when it comes out next month, Sim City 5 which also comes out the same day I believe, and Naruto stuff.
So yeah… anyway if you want a story the you need to know that my friend Joey is 6ft and my basement ceiling is 6'5, Joey almost always hits hit head. Anyways, so Joey was going down the stairs in front of me so I told him to wait at the bottom, then I jumped down the stairs onto him. First, he told me I was a failure as a ninja because he wasn't surprised due to me telling him to wait(I didn't want to fall on my face) and then he decided to throw me into the ceiling. He didn't do it on purpose but I still hit the ceiling, he was trying to scare me since I decided to hitch a piggyback ride. Anyway, I got him back later by tackling him unannounced in the dark while we were playing man hunt in my basement. My dad's exercise machine almost killed us in the process of him falling though, and I fell with him. We had fun.
Say hi to the new beta for this story:
Warrior Of Sangre-(Hello, I'm Warrior of Sangre and I am the new beta of this story. If you have any complaints please PM me, as I am new to this.)
A-Uhm my favorite anime is Naruto, it was my first, I watched it as a kid and I used to have this little friend and we'd randomly punch each other yelling Chidori or Rasengan. Inuyasha is the only other anime I've watched so that's my second. my favorite character from Inuyasha is Sesshomaru, and my favorite from Naruto is either Pein or Tobi. I love both. Deidara is now third in my favorites.
Q-How;s your snowboarding/skiing skills? Are you doing jumps or are you barely getting off your butt?
Ja ne~