How Taking Down Legacy Failed
"Turn the lights out….in the light house, I saw you coming" Ted sang softly. Apart from Ted, we all exchanged weird looks. "Felt the ship wreck, saw the wreckage, I heard you yelling"
"I swear he just gets weirder" Randy muttered.
"What the hell is he doing?" Ted was just sitting in the middle of the locker room, playing with Hayden's toys, with Hayden on his lap and singing.
"But you can't hold on to water, It fills you up but never stays" He sang louder.
"I think that's a Cheryl Cole song"
"Bringing on the flooooooooodd, of love!" We all winced as he tried to hit a high note; he finally stopped when a note was slipped under our door. "Isn't that the colour of-"
"The secret admire" I finished his sentence, I walked over to the door and opened it, trying to see if I could spot who it was. I closed the door when I couldn't see anything. Ted hopped up and looked over my shoulder. "Well, Justin is persistent isn't he" I joked, I looked up to see Randy glaring at me. "I love you?"
"Open it woman!" Ted demanded.
"Alright, alright Theodore! Just have a little patience….."
Ted just starred at me. "You're weird"
"Oh what so you can sit in the middle of the room singing a Cheryl Cole song and I can't quote from a Take that song?"
"That's right."
"Oh I hate you"
"Open the letter baby!"
"You didn't ask very nicely…"
"Open the letter bitch."
I scowled over at him before opening the letter and pulling it open. "Next week, you will be mine" I read out.
"I am not a piece of meat!" Ted said angrily. "I wish women would realise that I am not an object they can just own!"
"It might not be for you" Cody pointed out.
"People would be too scared to send it to Mickie because of Randy!"
"Good point"
"Justin is not afraid of anyone!" I protested. "He will fight fight fight fight fight for our love!"
"Weirdo" Ted said.
"Oh c'mon" I threw my hands up. I went over to Randy and put my arms around his waist. "Cuddle me" He chuckled and put his arms around my waist.
"This…admirer said that he is going to be there next week" Randy spoke.
"Yeah I know"
"Can you just skip next week?"
"It won't be for me"
"What if it is?" Randy asked, brushing the hair out of my eyes.
"It won't, even if it was, I can take them"
"Yeah, sure you can babe" Randy shook his head and brought his arms back around my waist. "Just be careful, if it is anyone, I just want you to run back here"
"And leave Ted?"
"Yes leave Ted! Every Mickie for herself" Randy told me, chuckling slightly. "So I hear your going wedding dress shopping next week with my mom"
"And mine" I replied.
"Why wasn't I invited?" He teased.
"Because you can't see it! Its going to be a surprise!"
"Whatever you pick, I know it's going to be beautiful" I smiled and leaned up to kiss him.
"Melina won the diva battle royal!" Ted cheered and turned off the TV. "My abilities must be rubbing off on her!"
"Yeah, that's it Ted, that's exactly it" I chuckled shaking my head. "Turn the TV back on! Sheamus is coming on next"
"You know at Hell in a Cell I'm going to kick his ass" Randy told me. "And I'll be thinking of you whilst doing it"
I gasped. "Your going to pretend Sheamus is me?"
"No! No! I meant….because…stop it woman!" He nudged me away. "No I change my mind, come back"
"Oh get a room!" Becky smirked.
"This is a room, so get out" He retorted, Randy turned his head back to mine and leaned down to kiss me. I giggled and pushed him away. He let out whinging sound. "Babe"
"Get a grip you love sick fool!" Becky smacked the back of his head.
Randy growled and looked at me, I was set in front of the TV watching Sheamus in the ring. "Did I just get cockblocked for Sheamus?"
"Oh bro" Becky groaned in disgust.
"I would of done the same thing" Ted patted my back.
I looked at him a little disturbed. "Err thanks?"
"I got your back baby"
We watched as Sheamus talked about becoming the new king of kings. I hope he does! Sheamus started to talk about Randy. Randy settled down next to me to see what Sheamus had to say. He said that Randy underestimates him which received a scoff from Randy. "Shh" I turned to him. "Sheamus is talking"
"And Randy is horny"
"I no longer feel comfortable sharing a couch with you two" Ted said shuffling to the edge.
"Look what you do!"
Sheamus then called out anyone who wants to face him, The Great Karli decided to accept this invitation. "Right" I tapped my legs. "I'm going to go find Melina"
"Send her back here baby"
"Will do" I went to the door when Randy stopped me.
"Don't I get a kiss or a goodbye?"
"You get both?" I replied innocently. "Bye Randall" And I gave him a peck.
"Is that all?"
"Let the girl go Randall!" Becky scowled pulling Randy back in the room.
I just giggled at him. "Remember to feed Hayden if I'm not back in twenty minutes!" I called in and closed the door. I walked to the divas locker room, but when I got there, there was no sign of Melina, Eve told me she had headed over to see Ted. I sighed, well that was a trip wasted. I turned to make my way back to the locker room when I saw most of Nexus apart from Justin huddle in the corridor. I just stopped and starred, debating with myself whether I should walk past.
"Eaves dropping?" I turned around to see Justin stand there.
"No….I was just….you knows…hanging around" I leaned against the wall coolly. "So, nice touch with the note"
"What note?"
"The note we received from the 'secret admirer' I smirked.
He sighed heavily. "I've already told you, that's not me"
"Sure Justin" I winked. "Sure"
"It's not!"
"You aren't very subtle" He growled. "Control yourself Justy!" He rolled his eyes. "So Justin….your friend Heath over there….he is so cool" Justin raised his brow at me, I looked over at Heath. "Oh man, he is so cool, I really want him to like me! What do I have to do to make him like me?"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Do I sense jealousy Justy?"
"No! and you can stop calling me Justy too"
"That's right because your real name is Paul Lloyd Jr" I replied crossing my arms. "I'm really disappointed you lied to me, pretending your some guy called Justin Gabriel, what is wrong with you?" Nexus must of heard me as they turned around, they slowly walked towards me.
"May we help you?" Wade asked me curiously.
"Actually there is something I've been debating with myself whether to ask or not…." I said awkwardly, stretching the back of my head.
"Go on…" Heath said.
I looked at Justin. "He is so cool" I whispered to him. "Right so…I wanted to ask about the whole theme music….it's like it goes 'We walk alone' and it's kind of irrelevant because you know there is six of you and I just don't understand, shouldn't it be something like 'We walk to together….to the unknown"
"Together and unknown don't rhyme" Justin pointed out.
"Yeah well there are six of you and it says alone, that doesn't go either" David started to laugh.
"Why you don't step into our…." Wade pushed their locker room open. "office and we will explain it to you"
"I uh would love to but you know I think I just figured it out! So um" I slapped Justin's chest like men do to each other. "I got to go but we will have to catch up one day so you know….bye!" I scuttled away. I didn't stop, I just kept going until I reached the locker room, only I did as I ran into someone. I closed my eyes waiting for the impact of the floor but it never came. I opened one eye to see Randy was holding me up by my waist. "Oh that's handy"
He shook his head and pulled me up. "You need to be more careful" He told me, I gave him a small smile and nodded. "I got worried when Melina came and you weren't with her"
"She had already left before I got to the locker room" I replied.
"I thought you had lied to me and went to go to 'work"
"You don't trust me?"
"It's not that I don't you trust you babe, it's that, I know you"
I shrugged. "Can't argue with that!" Randy laughed and put his arm around me, guiding me. "Wait, the locker room is that way?"
"Well I'm not going to the locker room, my match with Jericho is next" It was only then I realised he was in his wrestling gear.
"Who is looking after Hayden?" I asked him.
"Becky is" He told me. "He is sleeping, he is absolutely shattered"
"I would be too if I was screaming all night" Randy opened his mouth, but I stopped him. "Don't you dare"
"What?" He asked innocently.
"I know you" I mocked him. "Your going to make it sexual" He closed his mouth and grinned.
"Well babe, I was just going to say, that has happened before"
"Just go do your match snake boy" I pushed him towards the curtains.
"Mm" He stepped forwards, starring down at me. He pulled on the bottom of his shirt and pulled it off completely teasingly. I tried to keep a serious face and not gaze at his gorgeous body. He smirked and winked before handing me his shirt. Tease. I watched him walk towards the ring as his music hit. I was nudged out the way by Randy's opponent, Chris Jericho.
"Hey Chris!" I called cheerily.
"Go away."
"That's cool…we'll talk later!"
I watched Randy's match from the gorilla position, I turned around when I heard footsteps. Sheamus! "Shamy! Have you had a hair cut?" I asked him.
"Not now fella!" He responded, peering out of the curtain.
"But Sheamus-"
"No"
"But I need to kno-"
"We'll talk about it later fella" He disregarded me.
"Can we talk about it now?" He turned to glare at me, I put my hands up in defence. "I can see your busy….I'll come back later" Sheamus then moved to go down to the ramp, oh Randy is not going to be happy.
"Your kidding me right? Did I just miss Sheamus?"
"Indeed you did Theodore! But don't worry….I spoke to him, he told me how amazing I was and how he was lucky to have a fan like me"
"Liar"
"Jealous?" He just glared at me. "That's what I thought" I sniggered. "Where were you anyway?"
"I'll show you" He tugged on my elbow to where Santino and Vladmir had a lemonade stand going on and some snacks. "Candy!"
"Ted look" I nudged him as Daniel, Sheamus's girlfriend Chloe, Ted's ex's son Daniel, came up to the counter with his hands behind his back.
"What can we get you?" Santino asked him in his thick Italian accent. He held up different items for Daniel to buy.
"I'll have…lemonade….some of this candy and….ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER!" He then proceeded to pull out a suction cup dart gun and shoot Santino multiple times in the chest. Me and Ted just starred at this in amazement.
"Babe?" I was pulled from this to see Randy, I guess his match finished.
"Did you see?" He asked me.
"Err…yes! Well done!" I lied, did he even win?
"So you saw Justin come down and admit he does like you" My eyes widened.
"W-what?"
"You didn't watch my match did you?" I sighed with relief, he was just testing me.
"I was just a little distracted" I said innocently. "What happened?"
"Sheamus came down" Randy said bitterly. "Interrupted me when I saw in-"
"Snake mode?"
"Viper mode"
"Right, right" I grinned.
"Anyway" He strained. "Chris Jericho saved Sheamus from one of my punts, I got the RKO on Jericho and then finished him off with a punt" Randy said smugly. "That's who the stretcher was for"
"Remind me never to get on your bad side" I patted his chest.
"Thing is with that babe, you've always got a chance of getting back in my good books" He smirked, he looked around and ran his hand down my side.
"I don't think I understand" I lied, keeping a straight face.
"You know…" He stepped forwards.
"No" I asked in fake confusion. "I don't"
"You know damn right" He growled looking down at my lips.
"You want me to….cook you something?" I asked innocently.
"No, I want a bit of…." He man handled my ass, pushing me into his chest. "Now do you understand?"
"I always did" I patted his chest and walked ahead. I heard him moan before following me with his hands attached to my hips.
"You didn't give me an answer"
"Didn't I? Oh."
"Babe" He moaned. "Stop teasing"
"What like what you did before your match?" I spun around and asked him with my hands on my hips. "This is your punishment"
I heard him mumble things under his breath all the way back to the locker room. I straight away picked up Hayden. "You're a little tired boy aren't you?" I kissed his head. "I think I'm going to take him back"
"Let me just get ready and we'll go" Randy told me. I nodded.
"Hey Theodore, I spoke with your mom this morning, she told me the story about how when you were a teenager, you were singing Bohemian Rhapsody, but she didn't realise and she walked into your room at the 'I wish I was never born at all' part and because of that she booked therapy appointments" I sniggered. Ted glared at me and Melina just giggled.
"You have to stop talking to my mother!"
"No way! She is way too funny!"
"It's getting too serious baby! She actually wants to adopt you! She has never found anyone other then you that likes to make fun of me as much as her!"
"I've got so much blackmail on you Theodore, you have no idea!" I ruffed his hair up, he swiped at me like a cat.
"Ready to go?" Randy asked me.
"Yep lets go" I told him, I stopped before I left the locker room. "Just remember Ted, I know everything" I said creepily, leaving him with something to think about. "Everything…."
"Fucking psychopath" I heard him mutter.
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