How Taking Down Legacy Failed

Mickie's P.O.V

We were at the arena preparing for Raw. I hadn't spoken to Melina since the whole not standing up for Ted situation. I had avoided her since. I didn't end up going to Hell in a Cell so I stayed back at the home, with Becky recruited by Randy to look after me and Hayden. Randy won his match against Sheamus, retaining the WWE championship. I also got to see John lose to Wade, thanks to Husky and Mcgillicutty interference, because of his loss, he had to join Nexus, he looked miserable, it made me happy. I guess karma does really come around.

I handed Hayden over to Cody as I went to get one of his toys out for him. Ted sniffed the air. "Oh Cody" He waved his hand in front of his face. "Cody…I mean….really come on, that is disgusting"

"It's Hayden you moron"

"Oh yeah blame it on the baby, that's just low"

"It is!" Cody protested.

"Poor Hayden, he was just waiting for you to come along so he could have someone to blame" Becky cooed at Hayden. I stood there and watched them bully Cody.

"Mickie, will you please tell them that smell is coming from your son and not me" Cody said.

I smirked. "I just changed him a second ago, it couldn't be him" I lied.

"That is sick Cody, dirty boy"

"It wasn't me!" Cody said through clenched teeth.

"You disgusting bastard"

"Oi! Language" I scowled at Ted.

"I'm sorry; there were just no other words to use to describe how much Cody is repulsing me right now"

"That's it, I'm out of here" Cody said, standing up and dumping Hayden on Ted.

"Yeah, that's it, you get out of here! And take the smell with you!" Ted yelled after him. As soon as the door slammed closed we all burst into giggles.

"Alright Ted, pass Hayden here, I'll go change his diaper" Ted held out Hayden to me, I took him from Ted's grasp and took him into the bathroom. "Let's get you cleaned up my stinky boy"

"Mickie" Becky called into the bathroom. "Nexus is in the ring, probably going to torture John! You're going to want to watch it!"

"Oh damn" I looked at Hayden. "Ted" I called out.

"Yeah?"

"Can you do me a huge favour and come and change Hayden for me?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Because I want to spend more time with my blender."

"Oh ok" I answered. "Wait what?" I sighed and changed Hayden's diaper as quick as possible. "There we go!" I lifted him back onto my hip. "What did I miss?" I asked settling down next to Ted on the couch with Hayden on my lap.

"Nothing, it's just started" Ted replied. "Where's Randy?"

"He is running late, he'll be here soon" I said, picking up the toy Hayden just threw on the floor and putting it in his hand. "Don't throw it Hayden" I told him. John Cena and Nexus were in the ring, they were trying to get him to wear the Nexus arm band. They made John read a speech they wrote and then at the end was forced to put on the arm band. "Oh this is rich" I laughed, clapping my hands.

"Hey Mickie?" I turned around to see Melina walk in. I faked smiled at her in reply. "Can I speak to you for a minute?" She looked over at Ted and waved slightly. I reluctantly nodded and stood up, holding onto Hayden tightly as we stood outside the locker room. "I just wanted to apologise for the other night, the girls were just messing about"

"It's not me you should apologise to" I told her. "You just let them talk about him like that when you know none of what they said was true"

"I told them after" She said. "I just let them think what they think because I know the truth"

"Doesn't it annoy you?"

"No because I know it's not true" I leaned my head on Hayden's. "We ok?"

"Yeah" I faked a smile, I was still pissed but I guess what she said made sentence. She tensed up a bit when Randy came towards us.

"I'll see you later then" I nodded. Randy looked between us, he watched Melina go before turning to me.

"Everything ok?" He asked me as he took Hayden from me. "Hey little man, have you been looking after mommy for me?"

"Yeah, everything is ok" I replied, stroking Hayden's cheek.

"Good" He smiled, leaning down to kiss me. "You looking forward to tomorrow?" He asked me as he leaned on the wall.

"Yes" I replied stepping closer to him. "I will be one step closer to being your wife"

"Oh I do like the sound of that" He grinned, moving his hand to my lower back. "So registry office right?" I nodded. "Are you sure that's just what you want?" Once again I nodded. "Alright, what dates shall I look for?"

"Like I said Randall, I want it as soon as possible"

"I was hoping you would say that babe"

I opened the door and walked into the locker room, Randy followed close behind. "Have you got a match tonight?"

"Nope" He replied sitting down. "Just got to do an appearance at the end when the number one contender is going to be revealed." He told me. "What about you?"

"Me and Ted have a ring segment"

"Baby" Ted butted in, standing between me and Randy. "Has Melina said anything to you…she's been acting different"

"She's fine Ted, just been busy, I'm sure she'll go back to normal in a couple of days" I told him. He nodded.

"Do you two ever fight?" He asked us.

"Sometimes" Randy shrugged.

"Who normally wins?" Ted looked at me.

"I give it my best shot" I replied which earned a chuckle from Randy. "Why?"

"I kind of sense a fight coming on with Melina"

"Why don't you go and see Melina now?"

Ted looked between me and Randy. "Do you guys want me to leave so you can have sex?"

"Ted! Becky is still here"

"What? So your going to find a way to get her out of here too?"

"Well…." Randy said but I nudged him. "Of course not!"

"Mmhmm" Ted said suspiciously. "I'll be back later to get you for our segment" He continued to stare at us suspiciously until he was out of the room.

I turned and smacked Randy in the gut. "What is wrong with you! He is now thinking something is going on!"

"I wish there was something going on" He mumbled in response.

"Hello! Sister in the room" Becky said, Randy looked over at her. "Yeah hi, remember me?"

"Unfortunately"

"Ouch brother, ouch"

"Hayden" I cooed. "My tired baby"

"You tired little man?" Randy asked him, stroking his head. "Come to daddy" He held him up. He was so good with him, I couldn't help but smile whenever I watched them together.

"I'm going to go find Ted" I told him, kissing him and then Hayden's head. "I love you baby"

"What, no love for me?" Randy asked.

"I love you too" I patted his ass as I went to walk out the room, I was pushed out the room by a revenge pat on my ass by Randy.

I was walking backstage hunting for Ted when I ran into the guest host Johnny Knoxville, I smiled at him to greet him when I noticed a certain note that looked just like the ones me and Ted had been receiving. "It's you!" He looked down at the note then looked at me in shock, shaking his head. "You're the one trying to get into Ted's pants!"

"What! No! I-"

"It was you" We heard Ted yell, we turned around to see him over at the door looking on screen Ted angry. "It was you, wasn't it!"

"Ted it was not me" Johnny replied. "T-Ted! Don't come any closer!"

A hand suddenly came out of the wall just like it did on Jackass and smacked Ted down. My hand covered my mouth as I tried to hold in a laugh. That only made my eyes water. "Theodore! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!" I yelled running over to him. "Theodore speak to me!"

"Get him" Ted growled.

I stood up. "You hurt my Teddy!" I took off my heels and lunged them at him. "It's ok Teddy! You still looked hot when you fell! I think I'll-" And that's when I stupidly enough let myself get hit with the hand. "Oof" I said as I fell on Ted in a very awkward position.

"Arrr" Ted groaned, rolling on the floor. "I always knew you wanted me baby" He said as I tried to roll off him. "Randy's going to kill me"

"I got hit by the hand!" I told him, burying me head in his chest.

"Yes I know that baby, I can see" He said before groaning. "But look how your laying on me and….we're on TV"

"Oh" I said looking up seeing the camera was still on us. "….OH snap! Oh WOW this is not appropriate"

"You think?"

I rolled off him and laid on my back. "My god that hand has a whack to it" Ted sat up holding his head looking angrily in the direction Johnny just left it. "We're going to the ring"

"Oh yey!" I said, before Ted stood up I grabbed his arm. "There was no one I'd rather get hit with the hand with" I patted his back.

"Me either baby" Ted said as he got up, he put his hand out and helped me up.

I kicked the huge hand that knocked us down. "Stupid hand" Ted pulled me out of the way before it hit me again. "Team work!" We walked to the gorilla position, Ted hoisted his million dollar belt up higher on his shoulder and linked his other arm through mine. I think many were shocked to see me as Ted's valet, if I didn't know the situation, I would be shocked too. Johnny was already in the ring. "I'm sorry!" Johnny yelled at us from the ring, we were still up the ramp. Ted just shook his head. "I am so sorry" He repeated when we stepped into the ring. "No hard feelings, ok?" He then looked at me. "You don't have to tell Randy"

"No hard feelings?" Ted repeated. "No hard feelings? Do you have any idea who I am? And what I'm capable of doing to you, huh funny man?"

"Yeah! Funny man!" I echoed.

"You think your funny?" Ted asked him.

"Yeah! Do you?" I was made to do this!

"I just wanted to make Mickie laugh, I'm sure you try to make her laugh all the time, like the first time she saw you with no pants on" He said, Ted's eyes widened, Ted tended to get very defensive when someone insults his size. "Did I just let out your little secret? Randy Orton will be hunting your ass down soon enough my friend!" He then continued to insult Ted claiming he had a picture of his dad on his boxers. I tried to remain a straight face, what kind of valet would I be if I laughed?

"Oh that's real funny, listen Mickie, the man has jokes!" He faked laughed, I faked laughed too. "I really have to give you a hand" Ted slapped him. I jumped in surprise.

Ted continued to attack Johnny, I just stood there, watching, holding Ted's million dollar title. I kind of looked towards the crowd before putting around my waist which they cheered for. Suits me more then Ted! Ted then turned to me once he was down with Johnny. "Baby….hand it over"

"Oh…." I moaned, taking off and handing it to him. He pulled me into a hug, and we were hugging until the screen changed and another secret admirer note came on the screen.

'You are mine' Me and Ted were trying to work out what it all meant when we heard the crowd screaming behind us. I guess the identity was about to be reveal. We turned around and straight away Goldust kicked Ted in the mid drift.

"Goldy!" I yelled, I fell to the term buckle after trying to dodge a move he was doing on Ted. I watched him.

He performed his finisher on Ted and then crawled towards him with a mic in hand. "I don't want you" He growled in his face. He then came towards me, I stared up at him in amazement.

He bent down in front of me. "Your Cody's brother! Hey, I'm a friend of your brother! And I'm a big fan of yours" I told him, nodding my head.

He kind of looked at me oddly and bent down beside Ted's million dollar belt. "I want you" He said to it.

"Hey! That's mine!" I yelled. He looked towards me. "I mean….it's Ted's." He picked up the belt. "Hey! I want it back, that's mine" I yelled, "Back the fuck off!" I growled when he came face to face with me, "Give me the belt, give me the fucking belt!" He laughed in my face and climbed out of the ring. I crawled over to Ted. "He took the belt"

"We need….to see….Cody" He choked out.

"I agree" I said, standing up. "Let's go" I went to walk out the ring before I remembered Ted just got a finisher done to him. "Oh right" I went and helped him up.

Ted charged into the locker room to be greeted by a smirking Cody Rhodes. "You knew didn't you!"

"I may have done" He replied coolly, leaning back with his hands behind his head. "Revenge for earlier"

"You tell him, I want my title back!" Ted demanded.

"Yeah! And you also tell him, I take back what I said, I'm a no fan of his!" I turned to see Randy glaring at Ted. "What's up?" I asked him.

"I saw how you were with my girlfriend Ted" Randy spoke. Ted froze and slowly turned around.

He chuckled nervously. "Randy…..Randy….she fell on me! It's her who didn't want to move!"

Randy wrapped his arms around my waist. "I was hurt, I couldn't move! It was inconvenient how I fell" I told him. "The hand hurt my butt"

"It hurt your cute toushe?" I nodded. "Let me pat that better" Randy smirked.

"No" I whinged. "Will only make it worse"

"But I have the special touch" He moaned back, leaning down and kissing me. "I-"

"Mr Orton, your on next" A crew member told him.

Randy sighed and nodded. "I'll pat your cute toush later" He told me, kissing the top of my head. He left and all he did was when John sacrificed himself for the battle royal due to commands done by Wade, Randy stood up the top of the ramp, has a stare down with Wade and holds up his title. He came back later, taking me by the hand.

"Way to make an appearance Randall" He glared at me. "I'll be quiet"

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