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The next morning I got up early and went through the refrigerator because I doubted that my morons and my brothers would keep it organized, and I had refused to come out of my room the night before so they had to fend for themselves in the kitchen.

"What the hell is this doing in here?" I questioned to myself as I pulled a can of air freshener from the side door. I stared at it for a moment, then wondered if one of the dumbasses living with me used it in food.

"Eh, my morons are idiots, they can handle it." I dismissed as I pulled open the cabinet full of the poisonous chemicals used for cleaning open. I actually had to reach to get to it; it was a very high cabinet. I placed the air freshener in its rightful place before I went back to the refrigerator.

In the time it took me to start breakfast I heard a few of my morons make noise. Moments later, when a delicious smell from the food I was making wafted through the house it attracted a few people. My two brothers came in, both looking like zombies. Hidan came in, followed by his babysitter, Kakuzu. Deidara came in with Sasori on his heels looking unaffected by the smell; he probably was seeing as how he's a puppet.

"Morning." I greeted them all, taking a few plates out and scooping eggs and bacon onto them. I slid them on the table and all the morons crowded around. I took my own plate and hoisted myself up onto the counter to eat next to the stove where some French toast was being cooked.

"So you feeling better today, bitch?" Hidan asked before shoveling some food into his mouth.

"If that's what you call it." I replied, taking some bacon I had poured syrup on and shoving it in my mouth. I changed the French toast in the pan with another, laying the one that was done on a plate that already had a few done, "If you want French toast take some." Kakuzu grabbed two pieces, following by Deidara.

"Would you like some, Sasori?" I asked, holding up a package of Poptarts . He gave me a dead look which I returned with a smirk.

"I liked it better when you didn't talk." Sasori sighed.

"What?" asked Deidara, mouth full of eggs.

"It's an inside joke." I informed him, taking a bite of my piece of syrup drowned French toast.

The joke I was referring to had happened on one of the first days the Akatsuki had been here. It was also the way we had learned that cold water turned them back to cats. Anyway, Sasori had been in the kitchen with me, watching me cook while breathing down my neck when he noticed I pulled out food he never saw before. Curious, he asked what it was. I told him that it was a secret, and then I turned on the water. Sasori, too busy giving me a look and trying to read the label on the package, didn't notice that the water hose's trigger was stuck from the previous day's breakfast syrup. He also was unable to dodge that water that blasted at him from the hose. He was soon kittified and meowing angrily. I had just ignored him and continued cooking, but I kept bringing it up because it was a moment where he was unable to defend himself. Such a poor ninja. At least now he knows what a Poptart is.

"Morning Itami." I heard someone call cheerfully as they entered the kitchen.

"Morning Konan." I replied as she came over and took some French toast and bacon.

"Where's Pein?" I asked.

"He's," Konan frowned at the piece of toast that had slid off her fork and landed on the table, "Upstairs thinking before the house gets too loud." She wiped the toast off the table and ate a piece of bacon.

"I think I'm going to go for a walk." I decided, "It's a nice day, and it'll help me clear my head." I nodded to myself.

"Want one of us to come?" questioned Kakuzu after swallowing some of his food.

"Nah, I'm used to my neighborhood, I think the only time I haven't kicked the ass of my attacker is the time I was shot." I replied. Jack and Chris both winced, remembering that.

"I was surprised that you were hurt so badly when you woke up." Kakuzu informed me.

"Fucking surprised me too." agreed Hidan.

"Maybe someone should go with you…." trailed Jack.

"No, then my walk wouldn't be relaxing and peaceful." I denied, sliding off the counter.

"When Tobi, Itachi, Kisame, and Pein come down, just give them food. Jack, Chris, don't put air freshener in the fridge again. Now, I'm going. I'll be back in about an hour." I ordered, walking through the kitchen to the living room. I exited my house and left for a walk.

My walk was going well. I was feeling calm and tranquil and I texted my brothers to let them know I was heading to the park so I'd be out later. I liked sitting on the swings at the park.

When I arrived at the park, there weren't many people there. It wasn't a popular park; it had an old swing set, monkey bars, an old slide, and open space. That was it. But I liked it because of that. It gave me a very homey feeling.

I made my way over to the swings, when a sudden, loud, familiar voice rang out across the park.

"Stop talking, you idiot!" I stopped, analyzing the voice. It was a rather high female voice. It wasn't Sky, or Violet, or Evie, or Kayan, or Kirai…. so who was it?

"Your voice is so loud and annoying!" another familiar voice complained as a few figures came into view. I froze upon seeing them.

"Ah shit." I whispered, rubbing my eyes hoping I wasn't seeing things. When I still saw the five people, four of them very familiar, I felt like swearing. The girl who had spoken before was obviously the red haired girl with glasses, seeing as how I knew the other girl with them from school and her voice was more around my pitch. The three guys were a bit odd looking. The tallest one was easily six feet tall and he had orange hair with eyes the same color, he had a rather peaceful expression on his face as he looked around. The second boy had white hair with blue tips and purple eyes. He was giving the girl an annoyed look. The last boy though was the one I was most afraid of. His dark hair, shaped like the ass of a duck was being pat down by the girl from my school while she muttered things about it. His onyx eyes roamed the playground, until they rested on me.

"Well fuck," I decided my cover was blown so I would have to run now, "Hebi is here too?" And then I turned around after all five looked at me, and I ran in the opposite direction as fast as I could. I heard the girl from my school yell after me, and I briefly remembered her name to be something like Alicia or Angela or something.

I made it out into the road and looked over my shoulder to see they were giving chase. I swore again and took off down the sidewalk. I pushed past people and looked for an escape route. When I saw the mall looming in the distance, I decided I would hide there.

I was surprised that I was able to run all the way to the mall full speed, I had never been a huge fan of running and my endurance had always been moderate at best. When I made it to the mall I slid into and took off down to the store I decided I would hide in, Himesama, you know, the pit of doom in my mall?

I flew in and almost fell on my face because I crashed into something. I took a few moments of blind wandering before my eyes adjusted to the lighting, and then I ran over to the clothing section. I ducked down and crawled in the middle of one of the circular racks and decided I would hide there. They would never find me.

3RD Person

Team Hebi ran into Himesama, all the members but Sasuke crashing into the same object Itami had run into. Sasuke stood and looked around with his Sharingan, but couldn't find Itami.

"Do you see her?" asked the girl that had found them as kitties, Alice.

"No." he replied shortly. Alice sighed and flipped her blue, purple, and green dyed hair over her shoulder before she walked over to the clothing section. She looked for anything that suggested Itami was hiding there, but found nothing. She looked to the Hebi gang.

"Why did you even follow her?" she questioned. Sasuke didn't spare her a glance as he replied.

"She was in my world before, she knows Itachi. I suspect she may know a way back, or where the Akatsuki is because she said "Hebi is here too?" when she saw us." Sasuke answered before shaking his head and turning back to Alice with a scowl on his face.

"That chicks tits were huge." Suigetsu muttered to Jugo, who merely raised an eyebrow.

"My eyes were not on her chest, but rather on her face. She has many piercings." noted Jugo. Suigetsu, ignoring Jugo's commented, looked to Karin.

"Hey Karin, I bet that chick has a better chance with Sasuke than you ever will! Did you see her looks?" snickered Suigetsu. Karin scowled at him and within moments, she had punched him, making water fly away from where his head had been.

"Hey! No decapitating people in public!" snapped Alice, momentarily pausing her conversation with Sasuke.

"He was asking for it!" snarled Karin, crossing her arms angrily. Alice rolled her eyes and went back to Sasuke.

"Do you think she escaped, or is she still in here? We could look around, and post someone as a guard at the door." suggested Jugo.

"We'll do that." decided Sasuke before he turned to Alice, "You stand in the door and watch for her." Alice did as she was told with only slight complaint. As she watched for Itami, Sasuke, Karin, Jugo, and Suigetsu searched for Itami.

Itami, who had heard Jugo's suggestion from her hiding place, internally swore. She pulled out her phone and texted her brothers.

Back at the house, Jack's phone began buzzing. He picked it up and saw that it was Itami. Opening the message, he groaned and showed it to the others.

"Trouble found me, hiding in Himesama, they won't leave, need ninja help -Itami." read Jack aloud for those too far away to see.

"This sucks." sighed Chris as he watched Pein assign those who would go for Itami.

"What trouble do you think she got in?" asked Itachi calmly from next to them.

"Possibly gang." muttered Chris, bringing his face into his hands.

"Whatever it is, it was because Itami decided to walk rather than drive. Walking is no good." ranted Jack. Chris shook his head, but internally somewhat agreed with his brother.

"Konan, Sasori, Deidara, and I will be going." Pein announced after careful consideration. Then they sped from the house at ninja speed.

"Great." muttered Kisame, leaning back, "What do you think is going to happen?" A few groans, some swears, and a few sighs were the only response he got.

AN

So…. how many are pissed that I missed my update? I said that I was going to do weekends, then I got addicted to my sim game….in my defense in that sim game I made Itami, Deidara, and Sasori so it was very interesting….. In the end Itami had a son with Deidara named Jack, then Deidara cheated on her (His lifetime wish was to be a heartbreaker) and he already had two NPC daughters. Right now in the game, Itami and Sasori's only living child (Chris was turned to gold and Tayuya died in a fire…) Kitai has two daughters(Shi and Rei) from her past boyfriend, and a daughter named Miko with one of the many Uchihas I made in the game(My town has like, three Obito's(One of whom is married to Kitai), one Itachi, and two Madara's…) Then Jack has four sons with his wife….. I was having fun :D And Sasori died as an old man, I was gonna turn him to gold since he wants to be forever eternal, but the new vending machine decided to fall on him and kill him. The worst part? The Grim Reaper stole the soda he died for.

So yeah…..

I got new Naruto stuff, I got the disc set when Sasuke kills Deidara and Orochimaru(Because I wanted the two episodes with Obito's death in it), a VERY soft Akatsuki blanket, an Akatsuki sweatshirt, a Jashinist pendant, an Uchiha necklace, an Akatsuki lanyard, and a Tobi and Deidara plushie. :D

Q-What anime merchandise do you have? Videogames, stuff, DVDs and all that are included.

A-I'm a gamer. But I lOVE sims, the new Naruto game, the Legend of Zelda series, Harvest Moon, Rune Factory, I also like playing those dating RPGS. I love RPGS. So yeah, I play a ton of stuff but those are the big ones.

Bye :P