A/N: the moral of the previous drabble in not to blindly believe everything. Just saying :)
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How did Seath betray the dragons?
Backstabbed them!
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How did Sif mark his territory?
Why, Prism stones of course!
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Darkwraith 1: can you believe it? DC had finally accepted my application!
Darkwraith 2: O RLY?
Darkwraith 1: yep, I am gonna be Green Lantern's side kick… I am gonna be… the skull lantern!
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*le me pvping in the forest*
Me : huh? *sees full giants ninja flip*
ENDURANCE OVER 9000!
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Gaping dragon: cousin! It's your cousin, let's go roaring!
Seath: Not now Gappy -.- * continue reading a book like a gent *
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Best protection for chosen undeads on period?
Blood shield!
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Bad luck Brian
Asks god for cupids to help him with a girl…
ANOR LONDO ARCHERS!
Problem?
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Havel: *entering Quelaag's domain for the first time* um….. err…
Quelaag: oooh! Is that a dragon tooth in your right hand slot? Or you are just happy to see me?
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*Dark souls logic*
Walks on lava…
Can't swim…
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Yo mama….
Yo mama is sooo fat that once she wore ring of favor and protection, she can't take it off her finger!
Yo mama is sooo fat that an invader can't pull his sword back after a backstab!
Yo mama is sooo fat that neither Kaathe nor Frampt can wrap her to the kiln!
Yo mama is sooo fat that even with hush, enemies can still hear her footsteps!
Yo mama is sooo fat that the asylum crow couldn't carry her!
Yo mama is sooo fat that she can't enter Ornstein's elevator!
Yo mama is sooo stupid that she tries to invade in Ash Lake!
Yo mama is sooo ugly that her breath curses the god damn basilisks!
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Little known fact:
Solaire of Astora is the OnlyAfro in Lordan…..
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A dead guy made of a thousand dead guys who died twice….
That's real fuckin Nito….
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Dark soul flirting fails….
Ay gurl, wanna see my homeward bone?
No? How about my chaos pike?
I am gonna blow your gaping dragon with my man serpent sword!
I got two big fire balls and a fire tempest, wanna see some fireworks?
With my soul spear, I will show you some real magic!
Do you want me to pick dat great axe of yours?
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Top FFFUUUU moments/things/npcs in dark souls…
4 kings on ng+6
Anal londo archers
PATCHES (yes, I am a cleric )
Wrath of the gods
Dark beads
Tranquil walk of fuckin peace/ stone greatsword
Kalemeet
Ghosts n Basilisks
Giant mushrooms
Stupid reassembling skeletons
Seath
Fag lag backstab/stun lock
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That's it I suppose, apologies if some of these jokes were unfunny/racist/discriminating and such x3