How Taking Down Legacy Failed

Mickie's P.O.V

Randy came to my door and opened it for me; I slumped back in my sleep. "I'm tired" I whinged. "Carry me" I lifted my arms up at him. We were at the arena for Raw, but I was so tired, I almost didn't come. Randy ignored my arms and went straight for my waist, lifting me out of the car.

"My poor wife" He held me against his chest and closed the door to his car. I wrapped my arms around his neck and clung to him. "I take it you're not going to be coming to my George Lopez interview tonight then"

"Sorry Randall" I mumbled into his chest. "Mickie needs her sleep" I pulled away from him and got Hayden out, who was sleeping. "Hey beautiful" I cooed at him. "Where is doctor Dibiase?" I bent down and reached into the car to pull out his teddy. "Here he is" I passed him to Hayden and then cuddled up in Randy's free arm, I closed my eyes, I heard Randy chuckled and lift me up, that was the advantage of having a wrestler as a husband, he can carry you anywhere.

"Babe, we're here" Randy said putting me down, I opened my eyes to see we were in our locker room; I headed straight for the couch. Without looking, I just dove right on it and made myself comfortable.

Ted walked back in the room for the bathroom, his eyes widened when he saw me. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" He screamed.

I starred at him. "What the hell do you mean what am I doing? I'm relaxing!" Ted ran towards me, grabbing my arm, Randy turned to see all this and stepped forward angrily, Ted threw me into Randy's arms who of course caught me.

Turns out, I had jumped and started laying on the cut out of Miley. "Look what you've done! You've creased her!" Ted yelled angrily.

"I didn't know she was there!" I pointed out in my defence.

"Oh, likely story! You just couldn't handle the fact that there was someone more talented then you in the room"

Randy walked over to the couch, picked up the Miley cut out, and put it on the floor. "Now you can lie on it Babe" Randy said starring directly at Ted who looked as if he had just witnessed murder.

"Look Randall, I understand we both just want to protect our women" Ted held his hands up. "I get that, I really do, but-"

"I'm just going to go…..give you time to sort out your differences" I said to the two of them, I leaned up and kissed Randy's cheek, who's angry eyes did not leave Ted. "Don't kill him" I whispered to him and I left the room.

I was hoping to go and annoy Justin, but sadly I could not find him anywhere. After ten minutes of looking, I started to make my way back to our locker room, not sure what I would find, Ted on the floor, Randy clearing up the evidence maybe? Or Miley ripped to sheds and Ted in tears? I guess we will find out, I stood outside and pressed my ear up against the locker room door, trying to hear what was going on.

"If that's what you want, you have to be a bit more forceful with her Randall! Trust me, I've been round enough to know" I heard Ted's voice, what the hell were they talking about? "In my opinion, you have it easy! Awhile ago, I had this girl who refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would 'add useless calories' to her day"

"Last time, I was even close to it with Mickie, we were watching TV and randomly she starts to undo my belt buckle, unzip my fly and then started to take my pants off, right as I was starting to get really excited, she says to me, 'Just joking" I heard Randy replied. I chuckled remembering that day. Why the hell was Randy getting advice and telling our sex stories to Ted!

"You should have just grabbed her head and told her to finish what she started"

"I can't do that" Randy said, his voice full of disgust.

"And why not?"

"Because I happen to love my wife and I don't want to hurt her"

"But she is hurting you by not giving you what you want!" Ted told him, I shook my head, how does Ted charm so many women with that attitude? "You just need to go up to her and yell, YO BITCH! SUCK MY DICK!"

"I am not going to do that" Randy replied firmly. "And she is not a bitch" I didn't know when I should make my entrance; I didn't want them to know I had been listening to their conversation.

"What about Suck it you dumb bitch!"

"Ted…no"

"Why don't you practise asking with Miley?" Ted said, I had to place a hand over my mouth to keep me from laughing, I can only imagine Randy's face to that.

"You have got to be kidding me" I heard Randy reply.

"She won't judge you"

"That's not the point, it's stupid"

"If you're not going to take my advice, then don't complain to me that she won't give you it!" Ted said, his voice full of hurt.

"You call that advice?" Randy scoffed.

"Ok, fine, what about this, when she is sleeping, just put in her mouth!"

"You are such an idiot Ted"

"I don't see what is so wrong about that"

"Because I actually want her to be awake when she's doing it"

"You're so fussy" Ted responded. "No wonder she doesn't want to do it!"

"She does everything else! Just rarely that"

"Get her drunk!"

I decided that I had enough of listening about our sex life and made the decision it was time to go in. Randy shot up as soon as I walked in. "Hey guys" I said normally as if I hadn't been listening outside.

"Hey babe" Randy's voice was strained, as if he was trying to figure out whether I had heard anything or not.

"I'll just leave you two alone" Ted wiggled his brows. "Remember what I said!"

Randy just glared after him until he was gone. "So, what were you and Ted talking about?" I asked him innocently.

Ted walked back in, picked up Hayden, smirked in our direction, winked at Randy and then left again. "Nothing"

"You must have been talking about something" I rested my hands on his shoulders, his hands rested on my hips.

"Just man stuff, you know"

"What kind of man stuff?"

"It's sacred" He told me.

"Really?"

"Really."

"So nothing you want to tell me?" I said, trying to hint, I think he knew that I knew.

He starred down at me. "How much did you hear?"

"Most of it" I told him awkwardly. "Sex advice off Ted, Randall? I would have thought you would have known better" I said, chuckling slightly. "Do you know what Melina told me? She told me that when her and Ted was getting it on, she started to scream,'Ah… ah.. ah... AHH!' To which he added, 'Staying alive! Staying alive!'"

"It wasn't sex advice…." he mumbled. "That's embarrassing…" He scratched the back of his head. "So what do you think?"

"I don't know" I shrugged a little. "I've just never liked the idea of it"

"But it's me babe" I looked away. "Please?"

"Ok" I replied softly.

"Ok?"

"Ok." I nodded. He smiled and his hands moved down to his trunks, he gave it a tug when Ted burst through the door, I heard him curse.

"Is the deed done?" Ted said, with a huge smile on his face, he then noticed the angry look on Randy's face. "Oh…I interrupted didn't I?"

"Ted" I stepped forward. "Where's Hayden?" The smile on Ted's face dropped. "Where is my son?"

"Oh crap…." Ted said, my eyes widened and I ran past Ted.

"I was this close, this close" I heard Randy growl at Ted and then he ran after me.

"How could you be so stupid?" I yelled at Ted.

"I'm not used to having him with me!" Ted yelled back.

"Where did you go to?"

"The women's locker room, I went to see Melina, he is perfectly safe with them! Women love babies!" And right he was, we walked in to see, Melina holding Hayden and all the divas cooing around him. Guess who .my arch nemesis, Kelly Kelly was there….

"Thank god" I breathed out, putting my hand on my chest.

"He is so cute!" I heard one of the divas squeal.

"Why thank you ladies" Ted said, with a smug smirk on his face, I hit his chest. "Ow"

"That's for nearly losing my baby" I scowled. "Come here baby" I took Hayden off Melina. "Mommy was so worried" I kissed his head. We walked back out, Randy turned to Ted angrily.

"Look, I'll take Hayden, I won't lose him this time, you guys go do your thing"

"I have a match now" Randy sneered at Ted.

"After?"

"I have an interview"

"That's your fault not mine, shall we go watch his match Mickie?" Ted said to me, I sniggered over at Randy who was starring darkly at Ted. "I'll just….give you two a minute" He walked away from us.

"At least he has fired you up for your match" I told him, placing my hand on his cheek.

"Well with my opponent, I was already fired up"

"Who is your opponent?" I asked him.

"John." He replied, rolling his eyes. He leaned over at kissed Hayden's head, who smiled at Randy. Randy then leaned over and kissed me. "We're taking a rain check on what was going to happen"

"Pff" I scoffed. "You'll forget"

"Trust me, I won't" He walked me back to the locker room and then left for the gorilla position. Ted was already prepared to watch Randy's match, I sat down on the couch with my feet up and snuggling Hayden into my chest. The match had already started, Wade tried to get involved, but Randy caught on. I watched as John put Randy into a submission move, Randy tried to reach for the ropes, but once again Wade tried to get involved and pulled back on the rope. Hayden began to get a bit restless, his foot accidentally knocked into Ted's arm.

"Would you control your baby, baby?" Ted asked me angrily, rubbing his arm which Hayden barely hit. Hayden let out a loud coo at Ted. "Learn how to crawl and maybe we will respect you more"

"Don't talk to my son like that! When he grows big and strong like his daddy, he will come after you!" I held Hayden up.

"Please" Ted scoffed.

"And when that day comes, you'll be old, grey and unattractive"

"You're lying!" Ted gasped. "I could never be unattractive" He scowled at me. "I see what you're trying to do here, you're trying to give me nightmares, well baby, it's not going to work"

"You caught me" I said sarcastically. Seeing Wade's interference, John went after him. It was back to John and Randy again, Randy had the upper hand and was starting to go to 'that place' as Michael Cole described it. John counters and connected the attitude adjustment on Randy, he went for the pin. "Come on Randy" I whispered. Randy kicked out of the pin with two and a half. John went to pick Randy up, but Randy his the RKO, I saw the look in Randy's eyes and I know what Randy wanted to do next, he started to set him up for a punt, he wanted to hurt John more then anything, this was personal. He wasn't able to as Wade pulled John out of the ring and hit him so that Randy got disqualified.

"Look baby! Justin!" Ted said as Nexus began to come to the ring.

"Oh no" I groaned. John surprisingly came to Randy's rescue and started attacking the other nexus members. Wade yelled for John to stop and tells Nexus to get out of the ring. He chooses John to be the special guest referee for when Randy defends his championship against Wade. It got worse. The stimulation for John was that if Wade won the championship from Randy, then he would be free from Nexus, however, if John lost, he would be fired from the WWE.

Crap.

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