How Taking Down Legacy Failed
Mickie's P.O.V
I groaned and turned to my other side. "You alright babe?" I heard Randy's smug voice next to me; I lifted my head up and glared at him.
"I'm so soar after last night" I pushed my head into my pillow.
"I did warn you"
I lifted my head up again. "Wipe that smirk off of your face before I do it myself!"
"If it's any conciliation, last night for me was….." He just let out a moan. "I told you I was going to make you un-able to walk"
"Yeah, that doesn't help seeing as I have to go to that Miley Cyrus concert with Ted tonight, you know, the tickets we got him for Christmas?"
"That's tonight?" Randy asked me, I nodded. "Fine babe….abandon me then"
"I think you got too much of me last night"
"I want you home….with me and Hayden" He moved my closer to him and kissed my forehead.
"Life is so hard" I mocked him, squishing his cheeks together. He slapped my ass causing me to loose my balance and fall on his chest. "Uncalled for"
"Actually I think that was well deserved" He replied. "I let you sleep in till…" He looked at his watch. "Four and this is how you repay me?"
"I think your forgetting that you're the reason I'm sleeping in till four"
"Yep" He smirked. "I wore you out good" He looked so smug. "So are you looking forward to tonight with Ted?"
"It should be interesting" I yawned. "Did you know he is seeing Maryse tomorrow?"
"Maryse? What about Melina?"
"It's not what you think" I told him. "It's to end thing completely with them"
"Were they even together?"
"Technically no, but they were sleeping together before Melina" Randy nodded. "Maryse called him up yesterday and asked if they could meet up tomorrow so that's why he feel he needs to end any relationship they have with each other because he doesn't want anything messing up his relationship with Melina"
"Understandable"
"So this could potential mean, I'll have a permanent job as his Virgil!" I said excitedly. "I mean, c'mon, I'm way better then Maryse!"
"Hotter too" Randy grinned, his compliment earned him a kiss. "Why did Maryse take time out in the first place?"
"I don't actually know, Ted just said he got a text one day that she needed a break, she wasn't injured or anything so…." I ended it with a shrug. "I just hope Ted doesn't get second thoughts and give in to Maryse"
"You think he would?" Randy asked me.
"No, he cares about Melina too much and although he slips around a lot, he hates cheating, hence why he couldn't keep it a secret from Melina last time when he slept with Beck-" I stopped when I realised I was about to bring flashbacks to Randy about his sister and Ted. "I mean…Beckham, David's Beckham"
"Babe" Randy raised his brows. "That was such a bad cover"
"I was under pressure! Give me a break!"
"No, I don't think I will"
"Ouch….feelings!" I pointed to myself.
"Horny" Randy pointed to himself.
"Didn't you get it out of your system last night?"
"It's always going to be around my system"
"Oh snake boy" I sighed; I sat up and looked at him. "So tonight's plan is, I go to the concert with Ted, when I get home, I feed Hayden and put him to sleep, then you and me watch Edward Scissor hand! I like the sound of that!"
"Err babe, I didn't agree to that"
"You had your way last night, tonight should be my night"
"I had my way last night because I won the bet"
"You obviously cheated"
Randy scoffed. "We cheated?"
"Clearly. Otherwise we would of won"
"Please babe, it was your team that was so desperate that you ended up cheating for the win, hitting Ted with that steel chair, honestly…act of desperation that was"
"I don't know what your talking about" I shifted my eyes.
"Oh I think you do"
"…Nope doesn't ring a bell"
Ted came into the room looking….unbelievable is a word for it. A Miley Cyrus foam finger….yeah…no clue where he got that from, a Miley Cyrus hat, a Miley t-shirt, a Miley flag and a Miley bag….god help him. "Are you ready to party Mickie! As Miley would say, it's a party in the USA!"
"Oh god, your not going to break out in song are you?"
"I might." Ted replied, I laughed, but he looked deadly serious. He turned to look in our mirror and started to check himself out.
"You better look after my wife tonight Ted" Randy warned him.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever" I went up behind him and pulled my sexiest pose. He then said "Man, my calves look so good" I cleared my throat. "What?" I glared at him. "Stupid woman" He muttered and continued to check himself out. "If only Miley could see me now"
"Well…your kind of seeing her tonight" I pointed out.
"Not that Miley" He snapped. "My god your stupid" I scoffed at this. "My Miley….the one you made me…..murder" He hissed at me.
"Oh yeah…." I scratched the back of my head awkwardly. "That Miley"
"Yes that Miley" He glared.
"How's Melina?" I asked him, changing the subject.
His glaring turned into a look of pure smugness, one that I had already seen too much of this morning. "Can barely walk"
"Sounds all too familiar" Randy smirked, looking down at me.
I tip toed up and gave Randy a kiss, "See you later"
"I want her back in one piece" Randy told Ted sternly.
"Oh c'mon, she's so short; I can't help it if I lose her in the crowd"
"Goodbye Randall" I waved and headed out with Ted.
"I'm so excited baby!" Ted said as we walked the streets, linking our arms.
"I know you are Ted" I laughed. "Your like a little kid"
"OH look at that sexy ass, damn girl" My eyes narrowed as I heard this from behind. This asshole was speaking loudly behind me and Ted, for us to hear. "Oh my god, so lucky to see this ass"
"You know….if Randy was here, that guy would be dead by now" Ted said to me.
I took a quick look behind me. "Most of his teeth are missing! Gross!"
"Sexy lady" His voice was low and you could just tell he was taking the piss.
"We'll cross here" Ted told me and we turned to wait by the side of the road. The asshole went passed. Ted leaned back and looked at the creepy guy. "OH LOOK AT THAT VIEW!" Ted yelled after him.
"Ted!" I giggled loudly, nudging him. "I can't believe you just did that!" Oh I do love him! It was only another five minutes until we arrived as the arena. There were so many people there.
"Just think baby, we are in the same building as Miley Cyrus! Do you know what this means!"
"That we're in the same building as Miley Cyrus?" I replied. He just looked at me funny. "What?"
"Look's like Randy didn't marry you for your brains…." He sang.
"This is seriously rich coming from you" I scoffed.
"I don't get it…." Ted asked me, giving me a strange looking. "Oo! Peanuts!" He ran through the crowd.
"Ted! Ted!" I yelled after him, I tried to catch up. "We have to stick together! We can easily get lost in this crowd"
"Mmmm Peanuts" Ted smiled. "Let's find our seat!" I tried to take a peanut from his bag, but he moved the bag away. "Mine"
"I just want one!"
"Well excuse me, did you pay for them?"
"Well no…but-"
"Then no peanuts" He patted me on the head patronisingly. "Alright, coming through, first row ticket holders! coming through" He shoved his way through the crowd, whilst I followed; apologising to anyone he pushed out of the way. "Miley Cyrus's number one fan coming through…move sir….move….GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Ted! Stop being so rude!"
"These people are annoying me!"
"Well your probably annoying them too!" I told him.
We got our seat and sat down. "Oh crap, I dropped a nut"
"It's about time one of them dropped" I joked.
We sat for almost an hour waiting for the concert to begin and when the lights shut off and music started to play, you should of seen Ted's face, it was like a child of Christmas day. "What song is this?" I asked Ted.
"I-It's can't be tamed, I LOVE YOU MILEY!" He screamed as a figure appeared on stage. "Oh my god! Oh my god! There she is! There she is! Oh my god! Oh my god! How's my hair?"
"I can't really see, it's dark"
"Useless!" Ted hissed. "MILEY! MILEY! I LOVE YOU! MILEY!" Ted screamed as the spot light actually now revealed Miley's face. I looked along the row, it was so weird, it was like fan girl, fan girl, fan girl, fan girl, fan girl, fan girl, fan girl, TED, fan girl, fan girl, fan girl, fan girl, fan girl. "FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW ME, I CAN GET A BIT CRAZY!" Ted screamed the lyrics. "HAVE TO GET MY WAY, 24 HOURS A DAY, CAUSE I'M HOT LIKE THAT" I winced at his screaming. "This song like describes my life!"
"I'm sure it does Ted"
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