How Taking Down Legacy Failed
Mickie's P.O.V
"I thought Randy couldn't wrestle tonight because of his knee" Ted asked, lounging on the couch with Hayden and Amelia.
"He can't" I replied. "But he still wanted to come tonight" I narrowed my brows at Randy's phone looking for the file he kept the pictures of me in.
"Are you hacking his twitter?" Ted asked me. "Can I have in on this?"
"I never hack onto people's twitter!" I gasped at Ted, Cody scoffed at this.
"Then what are you doing?"
"He has pictures of me on here and I want to see what they are" I scanned through his phone until I found the folder. "Dammit, I forgot he locked it"
"Snooping, are we?" I froze when I heard Randy's voice.
I turned around slowly and looked down at the phone in my hand, I then looked over to Hayden and mouthed 'sorry'. "No….Hayden got his hands on it and I just took it off him" I lied.
"Really? Because it didn't look that way to me" Randy spoke, stepping forward and taking the phone out of my hands. "Your not seeing those pictures"
"Why not?" I whinged. "They are of me, I do have a right!"
"Nope" He tucked his phone into his back pocket.
"I really wish I did hack your twitter now" I mumbled crossing my arms. "But then again…if I did get your phone sneakily, you wouldn't be able to chase after me to get it, because of your leg" I smirked.
"I dare you to try" He said challengingly, stepping closer to me. I starred him down, thinking of a way to get his phone. He crossed his arms and leaned back slightly. I moved my arm to reach down into his back pocket. I searched for it but I couldn't find it! I don't get it, I swore I saw him put his phone in his back pocket. "Now I'm just thinking you want to touch my ass"
I ignored him and put my hands on his chest to balance myself, I leaned back and starred at him in amazement. "You're a wizard!"
"Yep" He answered and then held up my phone.
My hand went straight to my back pocket. "What the hell? How did you-" I stopped. "Wizard!"
Randy tapped my phone against his chin. "Now….what should I tweet?"
"Randall! Randall!" I put my arms around his waist. "You're a reasonable man…I'm sure we can come to some agreement"
"I'm listening."
"Well you know…."
"No I don't know"
"Randy…" I said suggestively.
"Mickie."
"Just give me my damn phone!" I changed my tone. "Wow, you need to work on your persuasive skills babe" He said to me as he turned his gaze to my phone. "Hmmm I'm liking the sound of-" He stopped and his brows narrowed.
"Oh o, your in trouble" Ted sang, I turned to him and glared. He pointed to Hayden. "He said it"
"What?" I asked Randy.
He looked up at me. "Evan Bourne just tweeted you"
"So?"
"I'll just have to tweet him back" Randy muttered under his breath.
"No! No your not!" I lunged to grab my phone, Randy held it out of my reach. "No, please Randall, I won't speak to you! Don't tweet him!" Randy continued to type. "You leave me no choice" I speared him onto the couch opposite Ted. I landed on top of him and grabbed my phone. "Aha!" I quickly shuffled off him so I wasn't giving him any ideas. "My phone" I told him sternly. "Now Randall, be a doll and go get Hayden's bottle, it's in your car"
"Be a doll?" He raised his brows. "I would babe but my knee is-"
"I'll go with you brother, beats hanging around here" Becky said getting up. Randy moaned. "Oh c'mon, don't be a baby" She dragged him out the room.
I stood next to Ted and sighed. "Man, there is nothing to do"
"Oh my god, I am so bored!" Ted announced. "AHHHHHHHHHH" he yelled in frustration.
"Hey guys" Cody said coming out of the bathroom.
Out of no where Ted punched him, Cody fell to the floor. "What are you doing!"
"I have no idea!" Ted said, amazed at what he just did. "I have no idea! Quick! We need to hide him before Becky decides to kill us!"
"Us? You're the one that punched him!" I protested.
"If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!" Ted said, grabbing Cody's leg. "Help me!" I helped Ted drag him into the bathroom. We sat there for a couple of minutes, Ted sat next to Cody.
"Great….now we're kidnappers"
"Sorry, I was just SOOO bored" Ted whinged.
"I know, I know, I'm still TOTALLY bored" I replied, Ted then lifted Cody's arm and bit him. "Did you just bite Cody's arm? Oh my god, that is so hilarious! Why didn't I think of that!"
"Oh my god, our whole week is set!" Ted cheered.
The door opened, me and Ted shot up guilty like. Randy and Becky starred at us and then Cody's body on the floor. "Err…what the hell happened?"
"We were only gone for five minutes…."
"We should of known better then to leave them alone" Becky sighed. "Help me get him up"
"Oww…." Cody said as he was being helped up.
"I'm sorry! I was just so incredibly bored!"
"What so you punched me?" Cody half snapped. "And then tried to eat me!"
"You're a bad influence on my wife, go stand over there" Randy told Ted, putting his arm around my waist. "Are you ok?" He asked me.
"I'm the one who got punched in the face and your asking if she's ok!" Cody protested, holding his nose.
"Yeah! And what about me? I was more emotionally scarred in this then anyone else!" We all turned to Ted. "AND my knuckles are SO soar"
"Well boo hoo for you" Cody spat.
"A little sympathy would be nice."
"Sympathy? You punched me in the face and YOU want sympathy?"
"That is correct."
"Why I ought to-" Becky grabbed Cody before he could lunge at Ted.
"That wasn't very nice"
"NEITHER IS PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE!"
"Oh get over it"
"It happened five minutes ago!"
"Yeah and there is no need to keep dragging up the past you attention seeker" I couldn't help but laugh at the whole situation, it what so random.
"Why did you punch him in the face?" Becky asked him.
Ted shrugged. "I was bored"
"And you couldn't think of anything more entertaining then punching me in the face?"
"Well clearly not"
"So…" Randy turned to me, his hands resting on my hips. "What was your role in all this?"
"I was an innocent bystander" I replied.
"Why don't I believe that?" Randy chuckled.
"You should" I crossed my arms. "Because I'm older which means I'm always right"
"No it doesn't"
"Yeah, it totally does"
"Oh god, this really hurts" Cody moaned.
"Oh stop milking it" Ted rolled his eyes. "And here I thought I was the drama queen"
"He is a drama queen" Randy mumbled, turning back to face me. "Cena's back"
"What do you mean?"
"He has gone around attacking all members of the Nexus"
My eyes widened. "W-what about Justy?"
"He hasn't got to him yet, but its only a matter of time" Randy smirked.
"Not on my watch! Excuse me…." I ran out the room.
"Baby! Baby! Wait up!" I turned to see Ted running to catch up with me. "Randall sent me….and Cody kicked me out….road trip!"
"Why did he send you?" I asked him. "Not that I'm complaining because you know you'll always be my partner in crime Theodore"
"Was that ever in doubt?" Ted scoffed. "Because he couldn't come himself, he went to run after you, but hurt his knee whilst doing so, so he sent me to protect you because he thinks you may get in the crossfire"
"He still doubts my survival techniques" I sighed. "Is he ok?"
"He's fine….resting on the couch with Hayden and Mia" Ted rubbed his hands together. "Let's go and assign ourselves as Justin's bodyguards"
"Way ahead of you!" We kept walking until we finally found him, David Otunga and Husky.
"Oh my god! You have a beard! Can I touch it?" Justin looked up upon hearing that. I reached out to touch his new beard but he slapped my hand away. "I have to say, I am really digging the beard"
"I don't have time for this"
"I was complimenting you! Give me a break!"
"There he is" Husky nudged Justin. "Leave the broad alone and let's get him"
"Hey! That's not very nice…it's ok Ted, I don't think you're a broad" I patted Ted's back reassuringly.
"He is so mean" Ted sniffed looking at Husky. "So so cruel"
They turned their back on us and walked over to Cena who was talking to Wade who was in the room. "Where is popcorn when you need it?" I joked.
"I'm not the only enemy you got around here" John said to them.
"Oh o" Ted said.
I turned around. "NO NO NO NO! STOP!" I yelled out as members of the locker room came out and started to attack Justin, David and Husky. "Oooo that's gotta hurt" I said as Justin got thrown into a car. John pulled him up and put him on his shoulder. "Nooo! Don't hurt my boyfriend!" John gave Justin an attitude adjustment onto the car. Me and Ted ran over to him. "My poor boyfriend!"
"HOW YOU LIKE THAT!" Vladimir screamed at Justin in his thick accent.
"Hey hey! Back the fuck off!" Vladimir starred at me angrily.
"Look…if I was you, I'd just do what she says….she tends to get very hormonal" Ted said, pointing at me to Vladimir.
Vladimir glared at me and walked off with the other superstars. "It's ok Justy, they are gone now" I said, stroking his beard, he rolled around on the car in pain.
"Mickie! Mickie! There's Sheamus!"
"Later Justy" I walked off leaving him groaning in pain. "Sheamus!" I stopped in front of him and then saw he was wearing a crown. "Your majesty" I bowed. "This is an honour"
"Long live the king!" Ted too bowed.
"That's right, I'm the king" Sheamus said through his thick accent. "And this….this is my queen" He held out his hand and Chloe walked into the picture.
Me and Ted stared at her disgust. She giggled as she saw Ted. "Ted….you shouldn't be jealous" They walked away together hand in hand with her son Daniel trailing along.
"Of course I'm jealous! She is with the man of my dreams!" Ted said angrily.
"It's ok Theodore" I patted his back. "We will get him back one day, it's all about the timing"
Ted nodded sadly and we walked back to the locker room. Randy was sitting on the couch with Hayden on his lap, Mia was sleeping in her buggy next to him. It was so cute seeing him with the babies. Cody was lying down, still moaning about his nose. "Hey Cody" Ted said, trying to hide a smile.
Cody looked up and glared at Ted. "Go away."
"Oh ok" Ted said sadly. "I understand, just know that you're my best friend and I'm truly sorry if my behaviour in the past has been inappropriate"
Cody looked surprised and so did I. "Wow…thanks Ted….that actually means a lot"
"No thank you Cody, for being a….a….MOTHER FUCKER THAT TOOK MY VIRGINITY!" Ted yelled out, making us all laugh apart from Cody. That gives me flashbacks to a few months ago.
"Oh lord, not this again"
I laughed and went and sat by Randy. "He's awake?"
"Yep, woke up after you left" Randy replied. "You were on TV"
"I didn't think me and Ted were actually in the shot"
"You were in the background looking horrified" Randy chuckled. "And then when Cena was talking to Wade, you saw you comforting Justin and arguing with Vladimir"
"I wasn't arguing, I was merely telling him to back off"
"Mmm" Randy said, kissing the top of my head and putting his arm around me. "I still wonder how you come back in one piece" He shook his head. "King got a chance to take on Miz for the title"
"What happened?"
"That tool Michael Cole caused him to lose"
"Oh no" I said sadly. "King really deserved it you know, it was his shot"
"I agree" Randy sighed. "I feel bad for the guy"
"Me too" I sighed, cuddling into Randy. "Me too…."
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