How Taking Down Legacy Failed
Mickie's P.O.V
"You are just so gorgeous" I nuzzled my nose against Hayden's.
"You look tired champ"
"He fell asleep in the car" I told Randy, stroking Hayden's cheek.
"Baby" I turned to see Ted was leaning against the wall with his arm crossed. "Remember, we have some business to take care of"
"Ah, yes we do" I replied, I turned to Randy and passed Hayden over to him.
"Don't be long" Randy told me. "And be careful"
"You worry too much" I kissed his and Hayden's cheek.
"For good reason" I sent him an innocent smile and he walked towards our locker room.
"Right!" Ted said rubbing his hands together. "I know where he will be!" Ted tugged on my elbow and we walked for about four minutes and went up to the person we had unfinished business with ."Ahem" Ted cleared his throat.
Michael Cole turned around to face us and raised a brow. "Michael" I spat in disgust.
"What do you two want?" He rolled his eyes.
"Well Michael….can I call you Michael?" Cole crossed his arms and waited for Ted to go on. "We didn't appreciate your little stunt last week"
"Did not appreciate it at all" I wagged my finger. "You see, King is a good friend of ours"
"Do you catch our drift….Michael?"
"Please, I don't have time for this" Michael scoffed and tried to side step us. "Get out of my way, I am the voice of the WWE, you will show me some respect"
"I don't like your tone" Ted said angrily. "Mickie, get the stuff"
"Stuff?"
"Yes the stuff!"
"What stuff?"
"Oh for god sake, you cannot find obedient minions these days" Ted said sternly to Michael. "It's like, I'll say, Oh Mickie can you pass me that magazine, 'oh what magazine Ted, I don't see a magazine' it's like, it's right there you dumb bitch, you know what I mean Michael?"
"Ted! I'm right here!" He ignored me. "Hello?" I yelled out. "Am I invisible?" As you can see I don't like being ignored.
He slowly turned to me. "You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that ass"
I gasped. "I'm leaving!"
"Good."
"Great!"
"Fine."
"FINE!"
"Why are you shouting?"
"Because I don't like you!"
"Time of the month?"
"No!"
"Honestly?"
"How dare you make a fool of me! Especially in front of Michael Cole!"
"How dare you use my line!" Ted argued back. "You're a disgrace Michaela James!"
"The name is Mickie! Theodore!" I flicked his head and stormed back to the locker room.
"Your wife is an embarrassment!" Ted yelled at Randy as we walked back into the locker room. I went straight over to Randy and put myself into his arms, putting on my best 'sad face'.
"No she's not" Randy put his arms around me; I looked up at Ted and stuck my tongue out at him. "Finished taking care of business?"
"No" I mumbled. "Ted ruined it"
"Yeah…that's right, blame the hot guy"
"If I was blaming the hot guy, I would be blaming Cody!" I retorted.
Ted gasped. "You take that back!"
"No." I cuddled back into Randy.
He wrapped his arm around my waist and pulled me up, giving me a kiss on the lips. "Someone's in a good mood"
"I get to see you so yeah, I'm in a good mood" He smiled, giving me another kiss.
"I get….to…..see…you….so….yeah….I'm in a ….good…mood" Ted said slowly, I turned around to see he was writing down what Randy just said.
"Err…Ted?"
"Yup?" He said looking up.
"Why are you writing that down?" I asked him.
"Well basically and I mean basically…." Me and Randy exchanged looks. "Melina is always going on about how I'm not sweet enough, can you believe that?"
"Shocking" Cody rolled his eyes.
"I know right! So I'm stealing Randy's material as it seems to work on you" Ted said and continued to write it down.
I shook my head and leaned back into Randy. "You look really hot today" I told Randy, biting my lip and resting my hand on his chest.
He smirked and licked his lips, slowly moving the hair out of my face and leaning in to kiss me. He moved his lips slowly against mine, it was a long kiss, but it was still pretty amazing. He leaned out and entwined my hand with his. "I've got to go out to the ring"
"How come?"
"Just like you, I have some business to take care of, watch me? I think your going to like it" He asked me. I nodded; he gave me a last kiss and walked out.
I turned on the TV to see King was being force to shake hands with Michael Cole. I picked up Hayden who was playing with his toy on the floor and put him next to Mia who was lying next to Ted on the couch. Michael looked so smug, he went to walk away from King, but King kept a firm grip on his hand. "Ok Cole…but you know, I think there's someone in the back that may want to say something to you"
And that's when Randy's music hit, I smiled to myself, he was right, I did like it. Cole looked terrified of Randy. "Michael…" Randy spoke. "I want you to send a message to your favourite superstar, The Miz, you see, I don't blame him for cashing the money in the briefcase when he did, because if the roles were reversed, I would of done the exact same thing, as a matter of fact, the Miz and I are a lot alike, the only difference is that I have proven that I have the abilities to back up what I say in this ring. So Michael, keep on rooting for the Miz, do it all you want, I don't care, because injured knee or not, I am going to take back the WWE championship from The Miz, tonight"
AWESOME. The Miz music started to play. Miz came out and started talking smack and Randy gave it right back. "No, no Miz, don't you look at A-Riley" Me and Ted laughed at him calling Alex, 'A-Riley'. "And for anyone out there who thinks that I might be too injured to compete, there is one thing injured knee or not that I can still do very well" Randy dropped the microphone, King pushed Michael Cole into Randy and Randy hit him with the RKO!
"He is good" Ted said. "We should think about hiring him"
"I don't want to mix business with pleasure" I turned to Hayden when I heard him cry, I looked down at the floor to see his toy had fallen off. "It's ok Hayden, look" His eyes blinked away the tears when he saw his toy, he reached out his hands. "Hold onto him" I told Ted and got up to greet Randy. He came in and straight away I put my arms around him. "You did good" I brought his head down so that I could kiss him. "You know….if Cody and Ted weren't around I would…."I leaned in and finished the rest of his sentence by whispering his ear.
His eyes widened. "Cody….Ted….out"
"Not going to happen!" Ted protested, making himself comfortable on the couch.
Randy groaned and looked down at me. "Later?"
"If your lucky" I replied, I winked and sat down next to Ted.
"You alright Ted?" I said; bring my legs up onto the couch.
He turned to me. "I'm going to slit your throat tonight"
I looked over at Cody who just shrugged, I turned back to Ted. "Err…what?"
"While your sleeping"
"Why would you say that?" I shuffled away from him.
"Because I don't like you" Ted replied. "I'm going to cut up all your limbs and wear them as a scarf"
"Oh very mature" I replied. "Randy would never let you do that"
"Yeah? Well I'm going to…. tonight"
"It's amazing, when you get to know somebody and you realise they are crazy, that's what's happening now"
"Your going to be my scarf, I'm going to wear you as a scarf"
"A better idea would be to just get a normal scarf" I told him.
"I'm going to-"
"Randy!" I ran towards him, he opened his arms as I wrapped mine around his waist. "Ted is scaring me"
"What were you saying to my wife?"
"Nothing, she's just attention seeking as usually" Ted replied coolly.
Randy looked down at me. "He said he was going to cut me open and wear my limbs as a scarf"
"That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard….why would I say that?"
Randy looked from me to Ted. "I don't know who to believe"
My mouth dropped. "Believe me! I'm your wife!"
"Yeah, but babe, you've made up excuses for me to beat Ted up in the past and they're just as weird as the one you just told me"
"But this one is true! He really did just say it to me!" I pushed away from him and put my hands on my hips. "I'm not lying!"
"Why would he say that?"
"It's Ted! This is normal behaviour!" I protested. Ted shook his head at Randy.
"If its normal behaviour, why are you so freaked out?" Randy asked me smirking. "See I know when your lying babe"
"But I'm not lying! So you don't! He really just said it to me!" I stamped my foot.
"The girl who cried wolf" Ted called out from the couch.
"Shut it you!" I yelled back at him. "He is going to hurt me and your not going to do a thing about it!" I poked Randy in the chest.
He tugged at my finger and pulled me closer to him. "I wouldn't let anyone hurt you"
"Arrrwaa" We looked down to see Hayden was dragging his body across the floor, it was a sort of crawl, he was almost there.
"Hello baby" I said.
"Ahwaa" He reached up his arms.
"I think he may just be the most adorable baby I've ever seen" I bent down and picked him up. Ted let out a cough and pointed at his baby. Hayden opened his mouth and put his toy to his lips. "Hayden" I stopped him before he could. I looked at Randy. "He likes putting things in his mouth"
"Just like his mom" Ted sniggered from the couch.
"I wish" Randy mumbled.
"Oi!" I yelled at Ted. "And oi" I pushed Randy. "Don't encourage him!" Cody leaned back and watched us with amusement. "CODY!"
"WHERE?" Ted shouted.
"Behind you!"
"OW! MY ASS!"
"Oh dude" Cody scowled. Both Cody and Randy looked disgusted.
"I found it funny Theodore" I said laughing as I played with the hem of Randy's shirt. I looked up at saw that Randy was starring at me intensely; I looked down at my hands to see I was dangerously close to his manhood. "Oh…my bad"
"You did that on purpose" He growled quietly.
"I honestly didn't!"
"Mmm" Randy replied, still gritting his teeth together. "I think we should start getting our own locker room again, then we could…." He did a repeat what I did earlier and repeated dirty things in my ear.
"Randall!" I gasped. "Your such a perve!" I leaned back against the wall, Randy rested his hands on either side of my head, trapping me in. "Stop trying to corrupt my innocent mind!"
"You weren't so innocent last night" A smirk played on Randy's lip. Randy's eyes drifted from mine.
"Face is up here" I put my finger under his chin and forced him to look up. "And as for last night, I don't know what your talking about"
"Oh I think you do"
"Doesn't ring any bells" I crossed my arms.
"Well we can do a repeat tonight, just to jog your memory"
"If you two are done talking dirty to each other, there are babies in the room!" Ted yelled over at us.
I giggled and pushed Randy away. "Go to your match snake boy"
"Don't I get a kiss?" He pulled me back to him. "Pack your stuff up for when I get back, we'll head back straight away"
"How come?" I asked innocently.
"Funny" He slapped my ass and grabbed a bottle of water before walking out.
"I wasn't joking!" I called after him.
"You see Mia, your not going to ever behaviour like that slut"
I turned around. "Ted!"
"Excuse me, I am trying to teach my daughter a valuable lesson! Stupid woman" I glared after Ted.