How Taking Down Legacy Failed

Mickie's P.O.V

I came outside of the bedroom; Randy was still inside, finishing off my packing for me. "Ted?" I called out.

"I don't know Senior Cuddles…..I suppose I have wrestled with abandonment issues" I turned upon hearing Ted's voice. He was lying down on the couch, with his three teddies, Senior Cuddles, Sergeant teddy, captain teddy jr sitting on the chair besides him. I think Ted was having a therapy session….with his teddies. "Sometimes I just don't feel appreciated….." Silence. "Hmmm maybe your right senior cuddles" Once again silence and I continued to watch him. "That's a good point Captain Teddy Jr." I let out a little giggle, Ted's eyes widened and he sat up, he scowled when he saw me laugh. "You think you're so cool and hard, don't you?"

"I didn't say anything!" I moved his teddies and sat down. Ted glared at me. "What?"

"Unbelievable" He muttered. "Have you never seen Toy Story? They have feelings you know."

I shook my head and put on the TV. A Justin Bieber advert was on, advertising his movie coming out on DVD. "If one more Justin Bieber related advert, I may have to form a complaint" I said to Ted.

"Hey, want to go see the movie with me?" Ted joked.

"It can only be about 15 minutes long because that's pretty much how long he's been alive."

"Well then, someone isn't getting his biography for her birthday"

"Good!"

"Great!"

"Fine!"

"Absolutely!"

"Glad that's sorted!"

"Wanna make out?"

"Ted!"

"I'm sorry! It just slipped out!"

"RANDY!"

"NO! NO!" Ted covered my mouth with his hand. "Don't tell Randy!"

"Sup" Cody said as he walked into the room.

"Ted tried to get me to make out with him!"

"Snitch!"

"Yeah…" I said flicking my hair over my shoulder.

"Dude" Cody shook his head. "Randy is going to kill you"

"Not if he doesn't find out!" Ted protested. "Hey Cody, why do women wear perfume and wear makeup?"

Cody looked at Ted suspiciously. "I give up, why?"

"Because they stink and their ugly" Ted laughed.

"RANDY!"

"NO! I-"

"Babe" Randy came out of our room, carrying out my suitcase.

"Ted said-" Ted covered my mouth again with his hand.

"Ted said nothing but sweet and innocent things" Ted said to Randy.

"Ted…."

"Yeah?"

"Get off my wife"

"Yes sir" Ted removed his hand from my mouth. "Just think about this baby, I know where you work"

"I'll bring Megan back" I said, putting my hands on my hips.

"You wouldn't"

"Oh I would"

"Well maybe she would have grown up by now!" Ted suggested.

"Don't count on it" Cody came in on the conversation. "Megan's mom got a call from Megan's school last week and apparently, Megan tried to start a mosh pit during break"

"My Mia is never going to become such a vicious little creature" Ted picked up Mia and kissed her cheek. "She is going to be a good girl, just like her daddy" Me, Cody, Becky who had just come in and Randy sniggered at this. "What?"

"So you are a good girl, are you Ted?" Becky asked.

"Rebecca….you've seen, you know that in no way can that be true" Becky winced at this, Cody and Randy growled. "You too Mickie" Randy stepped forward which made Ted jump. "But Mickie walked in on me! We didn't sleep with each other! Honest! She tried, but I'm a SUCH a good friend to you, so damn loyal that I rejected her forwardness"

"Oh my god" Randy looked up at me. "Are you Randy Orton? I am your biggest fan" I stepped towards him. "I have the biggest crush on you, do you want to make out?"

"Well….my wife wouldn't be too happy, but she is abandoning me for a few days so what the heck" Randy said before grabbing me and leaning me back.

"Randy" I squealed as he leaned me too far back. "And that was a low blow" I flicked him.

He laughed and looked down. "What am I going to do without you?"

"Your making me feel bad about leaving"

"So you should" He crossed his arms across his muscular frame. "What the hell am I going to do for three days without you?"

"Man club?" I suggested.

He just shrugged and moved his hands back to being around my waist. "When is your flight?"

"In an hour" I told him.

"You're going to call me when you land right?"

"Of course" I moved my arms around his waist and hugged him. "We really need to nail this saying goodbye thing"

"Hopefully we won't have to keep saying goodbye" He kissed the crook of my neck.

"Baby…." Me and Randy broke apart to see Ted standing there. "DON'T LEAVE ME!" He fell to the ground and wrapped his arms around my legs. "THE WORLD HATES ME! THE WORLD HATES ME!"

"Err…what?" I looked at Cody who just watched with amusement.

"Come on buddy" Cody tried to heave Ted off me.

"I'll be back in three days Ted" I patted his back.

"Promise?" Ted sniffed.

"Promise" I told him, giving him a smile.

He sniffed and turned to Cody. "Can I get a pony?"

"No"

"We better get you to the airport" Randy said. I nodded and gave Becky, Cody and Ted a hug goodbye. I pulled on Hayden's buggy and followed Randy out the room. "Looks like I'm not the only one who will be missing you"

"Your making me not want to go"

"Then don't" He grinned.

"I have to" I sent him a sad smile. "It's my dad's birthday, I promised I would be there"

"I know babe, I know" He pulled me to him and kissed the top of my head. "I just hate that you have to go there on your own"

"You have a paper view and your scheduled for Raw" We had reached Randy's Bentley where he was going to drop me off at the air port, he opened the back seat where I strapped Hayden in, he then went round and opened front car door for me to get in. "No sulking when I go" I moved to sit in.

I heard Randy scoffed, before he closed my door, he then went round to the driver's side. "I do not sulk" He said as he got in.

"Yes you do! And you get drunk and force bad things upon me!"

"Or not" Randy answered, as he backed out of the car park.

"We both know you get mad with power" I teased.

"No I don't!"

"Don't worry Randall, what happened between you and Ted….stays between you and Ted" I winked at him, he shook his head at me. "Unless I get drunk which is not really reassuring as I can keep my mouth shut provided that I have not been drinking….you know what I'm like, I can't keep a secret!

"Yes I do, which is why I am always shocked that people still tell you things" Randy said, flickering his eyes over to me.

"And for some reason people tell me everything!"

"When will they learn! Mickie is a blabbermouth!"

"It's because of my good looks" I grinned over at him.

"Of course" He teased, placing his hand on my thigh.

"Both hands on the wheel snake boy" I removed his hand from me. "And eyes on the road!"

"How can I keep my eyes on the road when your so beautiful?"

"Smooth" I told him.

"I know" He smirked. "You will miss my charm"

"You will miss my cute toosh" I retorted

"That I will"

"Don't worry, I have provided you with a substitute" Randy cocked up an eyebrow at this. "Ted is allowing you a little squeeze of his cute toosh, but only twice a da-"

"Babe" Randy moaned, interrupting me. "No more gay jokes of me and Ted, ok?"

"Why not? They are fun" I pouted. "If you were confident with your sexuality like Ted, you wouldn't mind!"

"That's not how it works babe"

"What would you do if I became a man?"

"Babe….I think we've already discussed this"

"I know, but you refused to give me an answer then" I told him as I put my feet up.

"Nothing has changed"

"So are you saying you wouldn't love me if I became a man?"

"I fail to see when this situation will ever come up"

"Hypothetically, what would you do if I became a man?" Randy parked the car into the airport car park.

"Hypothetically, I fail to see when this situation will ever come up" He smirked at me.

"It might…."

He turned off the engine and looked over at me. "Are you trying to annoy me?" He looked at me suspiciously.

"Maybe" I answered.

"Why would you do that?"

"So you wouldn't miss me" I said innocently. He starred at me and gave me a small smile. He leaned over, unbuckled my seat belt and wrapped is arm around my waist, pulling me over to see with him in the front seat. "Randy" I giggled. "What are you doing?"

"You can piss me off as much as you like, but nothing is going to stop me from missing you" He kissed my nose. He slid his hands down my back to my 'cute toosh', I squirmed at this. "Babe, no one can see us and this is all I'm going to get for a couple of days"

I rested my head on his chest, he looked down at me sadly. I moved my hand to the side of his face and leaned up to kiss him. "My flight is soon"

"It feels like this is goodbye forever, it's stupid" He chuckled. He leaned in again, but was interrupted by Hayden. "Sorry champ, forgot about you for a minute" I opened the door and stepped out, Randy sighed and unwrapped his arm away from me. I went over and got Hayden out of the backseat.

"He doesn't want to see goodbye to his dad" I said to Randy as Hayden cried. I passed Hayden over to Randy.

"Are you going to miss me Champ?" Hayden blinked back at Randy through his watery eyes.

"I think he is relieved to be honest" I smirked as I walked ahead.

"Ouch babe, ouch" Randy said as he followed me. "Just for that, you can carry your own suitcase"

"Noo" I whinged.

"Shouldn't have said it then" He teased. I stood there and stared at the heavy suitcase. "Now you won't miss me as much" He winked at me and continued to walk on.

"Stupid snake" I muttered I dragged my suitcase along. "What the hell did I pack!" I stopped. "Why am I talking to myself?….Why can't I stop? RANDY COME BACK HERE SO I'M NOT TALKING TO MYSELF! RANDY!"

"Are you trying to embarrass me so I won't miss you as much?" Randy said walking back.

"No I was just…..wait, I'm an embarrassment now?"

"Erm…"

"Well!" I stormed ahead.

"Wait…" I turned around. "Are we still trying to make each other not miss each other? I'm confused"

"My head hurts" I moaned.

"They say the best cure for headaches is to stay with your husband….too bad you can't leave, oh well, let's go"

"Nice try" I told him. "C'mon" I smiled, he sighed and nodded.

We walked into the airport and went as far as we could before we had to part. I turned around to face Randy, he kissed Hayden's head and handed him over to me. "I guess this is it"

"I guess it is" He replied, we stood still awkwardly for a moment before he pulled me into a tight hug, he kissed at me neck. "I'm going to miss you so much babe, more then you think"

"Stop it, your going to make me cry" He pulled away. "So I'll send the divorce papers over…."

"Babe" Randy pushed me. I laughed and walked back into his arm.

"Final call for flight 832"

"That's me" I whispered to Randy.

He nodded and kissed me. "Call me as soon as you arrive, I love you Mickie"

"I love you too" He kissed my knuckles and ran his hand over Hayden's head.

"Be good champ, don't do anything cute when I'm not there"

I shook my head, I blew Randy a kiss and started walking, I turned around to get my last view of Randy. He had his hands in his pockets and watched after me and Hayden, I sent him a small wave, which he returned. I turned forward and got on my plane.