How Taking Down Legacy Failed

Mickie's P.O.V

Randy was picking me up today! I was finally going to be back with my gorgeous husband! I had missed a lot more then I thought I would. After that drunken conversation with him two nights ago, he rang back in the morning, like I thought, very apologetic.

Flashback

"Mickie, Mickie" My mom shook my shoulder.

I groaned and pulled the covers over my head. "Five more minutes Theodore"

"Theodore?" My mom questioned. "Oh! Ted! How is he? I must give him a call"

"Five more minutes' mom" I corrected.

"You left your cell downstairs, it keeps ringing" I sat up groggily and took the phone from her hands, she smiled and walked out of the room. "Hello?" I mumbled into the phone, I laid back down on my pillow and closed my eyes.

"Babe, don't hang up" I opened one eye, Randy? "I'm really sorry about last night, I had way too much to drink and I was taking my anger out on you, I didn't mean to I-"

"Randy" I interrupted him. "It's fine"

"No it's not, it's-" He paused. "Did I wake you?"

"Mmhmm"

"I'm sorry; I just didn't want you mad at me"

"I'm not mad" I mumbled. "You were drunk, it's fine"

"You still sound angry"

"Tired, not angry"

"I'll call you in a couple of hours when you're not so tired"

"There's a good boy"

He chuckled. "Have a good sleep babe"

"Will do"

Back to the present.

I was sitting on the couch watching more Vampire Diaries which I had become even more obsessed with. "Mickie, the door" My mom said nudging me.

"You get it, you've seen this!"

"It's going to be for you!"

"But Damon!" I whined looking back at the TV. "I'll be back my love!"

I walked over to the door and opened it. "Randy!" I squealed and practically jumped his arms.

"God I've missed you" He wrapped his arms around me and pulled me tightly into his chest. "Are your parents watching?"

"No" I replied, that's all Randy needed to hear, he covered my mouth with his with a long and hard kiss.

"I've missed this" He mumbled against my lips, he put his hand on the wall next to my head and broke the kiss. "I got these…for you….you know what husband gets for their wives…" He said awkwardly holding up some flowers.

"Oh Randy, they're beautiful"

"Just like you" He cringed at that. "See, being without you for a few days….my sweet and smoothness is out of practice"

"Randy!" My dad said as he opened the door.

"Mr James" Randy smiled, putting out his hand for my dad, but my dad hugged him instead.

"Come in, come in, your not getting this one to leave until the end of the episode" My dad told him.

"Let me guess, Vampire diaries?" Randy said looking amused.

"Like mother, like daughter, especially when it comes to celebrity crushes"

"Is that right?" Randy chuckled. "Where is Hayden?"

"He is in here with my mom" I said as we walked back into the living room. I sat down beside my mom; she pressed play on vampire diaries. "Randy, meet your competition, Damon" Randy looked at the screen and shook his head.

"Hello champ" Randy said as my mom passed him Hayden. "I've missed you, have you missed me?" Hayden was at his squeaking stage and squeaked in response to Randy's question. "I take that as a yes"

"He is ridiculously hot" Jenna on Vampire diaries, Elena's aunt said to Elena about Damon.

"He most certainly is" I said. It showed Damon smirking at this. "Swoon"

"He's an ass" Elena said, it showed Damon rolling his eyes

"His eyes are amazing" My mom said.

"Do you know what's worse?" I turned to Randy who was talking to my dad. "I'm losing my wife to a vampire…"

"Tell me about it!" My dad said, glaring over at my mom. "Mickie is too much like her mother, that's her problem" Randy raised his brows at me. "I'll help you get Mickie's things"

"Be ready when I get down" Randy told me, I nodded in response.

"Ah Damon" I sighed dreamily and turned back to the screen.

Ten minutes later

"Thanks for having me mom" I said as I hugged her goodbye.

"Please sweetheart, your welcome anytime" She brushed the hair out of my face. "You too Randy"

"Take care of our daughter ay" My dad said to Randy.

"Of course sir" Randy smiled; he reached out his hand to me.

I took Randy's hand. "Say bye Hayden"

"Ehhh" He squeaked. I kissed his head and followed Randy out in the car. He put his hand on the back of my neck and kissed my head, he opened his car door for me and let me in, he went round and put my stuff in the back. He then got in the drivers seat and started up his car, it was a two hours journey to the new hotel we were going to be staying at.

"Babe, you ok?" Randy asked after a few minutes of silence.

"Yeah I'm fine" I smiled at him.

"You're such a bad liar"

"I just hate saying goodbye you know, knowing that I won't see them again for a while" Randy reached over and gave my hand a squeeze.

"I guess for now you're just stuck with me"

"And Damon" I smirked, he glared at me. "Speaking of, we need to stop by and get season 1 of vampire diaries" Randy groaned. "I didn't get time to finish it!"

"Like I said, I don't want to lose my wife to a vampire!"

"Well tough!" I teased. Oh na na, what's my name? Came on the radio. "Randy! Randy! Stop the car!"

"What?"

"Stop the car!"

"Why?"

"Just do it!"

"I forgot how bossy you are" Randy mumbled as he pulled over.

"Stay there" I told him. I got out of the car and went to the backseat where Hayden was. "Hayden, what song is this? Can you sing it?" Randy starred at Hayden curiously. "Oh na na, what's my name? Oh na na…."

"Na na na na na na" Hayden gurgled.

"Do you like this song Hayden? Do you love it?" Hayden shook his head; he had a thing now where he would shake his head a lot. "You don't?" He continued to shake his head.

"Na na na na"

"Oh I love you" I kissed his forehead; I turned to see Randy smiling and watching us. "What?" I said. "Do I have something on my face?"

"No" He replied. "I've just missed seeing the two of you" I stepped out of the car and got back into the passengers seats. "You're never leaving me again"

"Well when Damon realises he doesn't want Katherine….I kind of have to"

"That's it; you're not getting Vampire diaries"

"No! no! I'm sorry!"

"Too late"

"Fine, I'll guess I'll have to go back to my parent's house to watch it till the end" I folded my eyes and leaned back.

Randy sighed. "Fine, but talk of Damon is forbidden"

"Why?"

"Because…..you're my girl" He entwined his fingers with mine. "Not his"

Later

We were nearly at the hotel we were staying at; I had gotten my vampire diaries!

"Yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes after-wards I don't want this weekend to end" I pulled away and started to sing. Randy's eyes widened and he looked over at me in annoyance. "What?" I asked Randy innocently.

"You don't have to try and annoy me now"

"I wasn't!"

"Mmmm"

"Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday-"

"Alright babe, let's rate annoying things out of 10" Randy said as he started up the car again. "Ted - 6/10, Ted's music - 7/10, People who reblog on tumblr and attention seek by pretending to be depressed and deep because they reblog someone else's fucking pictures of inanimate objects repeatedly - 9/10, you - 12/10" he told me. "That's right, you're twice as annoying as Ted, 25% more annoying than repeated tumblrs, and 40% more annoying than Ted's music, how do you feel?"

"So why are you still married to me Randall? And more than Ted's music? That's pretty hard" I replied, put my hand to my heart.

Randy's eyes flickered over to me. "Well, just for today, you've earned that score" He winked at me.

"That hurts Randall, I can't be more annoying than Ted's music and attention seeking girls" I pulled a sad face.

"They don't sing to me Rebecca Black lyrics…." Randy pointed out.

I blinked back at him in response. "Which seat can I taaake?"

"14/10"

"Ouch!"

"I love you babe, but if you keep singing Rebecca Black, I am going to have to kick you out of this car"

" 7am, waking up in the morning gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal"

"That's it" Randy pulled over again and got out of the car.

"No! No! I'm sorry! Randall! No!" He pulled me out of the passengers seat and threw me over his shoulder. "Seein' everything, the time is goin' tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin' gotta get down to the bus stop gotta catch my bus, I see my friends" I looked to see we were at the hotel. He carried me to our room.

"Baby!"

"Theodore!" I said from Randy's back. "Help me Theodore!"

"What are the charges?" Ted asked Randy.

"She was singing Rebecca Black in my car"

"I object!"

"I don't care" Randy replied and headed towards the bedroom. I grabbed onto the wall.

"RANDY!"

"What?"

"HAYDEN!"

"Oh shit!" He quickly dropped me down gently and ran out of the room.

"How could I forget my baby?"

"Don't worry baby, I do it all the time!" Ted told me patting my back.

"Speaking of….Where is Mia?" Ted's eyes widened. "Ted, please don't tell me you've-"

"She is with my mom"

"You sure?"

"Of course I'm sure! At least I didn't leave my baby in the car!"

"Don't worry, he is fine" Randy said walking in with Hayden on his shoulder.

"My baby" I took him from Randy. "How could I forget you?" I kissed his head. "I'm going to make his first words, the Friday song"

"Kickin' in the front seat, Sittin' in the back seat, Gotta make my mind up, Which seat can I take?" Ted sang.

"Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!"

"Please stop babe" Randy moaned. "I can't take it!"

"You shouldn't have said I was more annoying then Ted's music then" I retorted.

"What?" Ted spoke up. "My music is not annoying!" Me and Randy exchanged looks. "How can you call this-" He held up his Miley Cyrus CD. "-annoying?"

"Easily" Randy replied.

"Ted I have something for you and me to watch!" I held up my vampire diaries season 1.

"Vampires? Ew"

"But these are ten times better then the twilight vampires" Ted still shook his head. "I heard there is a werewolf in it"

"This better be good baby" Ted snatched the season from me.

I smiled and watched him go into his room; I sat down on the couch and put my feet up. "Randy" I said.

"Yes babe?"

"What is that?" I pointed to the Xbox360 which was in front of the hotel's TV.

"That was your replacement whilst you were gone" Randy replied.

"You tried to replace me? With an Xbox?"

"You replaced me with Damon!"

"Touché" I replied, Randy sat next to me and put his arms around me. "How many games did you get for it?"

"About thirteen"

"You've been a busy boy"