How Taking Down Legacy Failed

Mickie's P.O.V

Randy was not happy after Smackdown, he was alright at first, but the more he thought about it, the angrier he got. He stormed into our hotel room; Ted sat up with Hayden and Mia both lying on him. "Mickie, I saw your match….you sly dog" Ted grinned at me. Randy glared over at him. "Was there any tongue?"

"There was no tongue" Randy told him sternly.

"No tongue?"

"No tongue" He spat and stormed into the bedroom.

"Was there any tongue?"

"There was a little tongue" I said uneasily. "But you can't tell Randy, he is already angry enough"

"I'll keep quiet…..for a price…"

I crossed my arms. "Alright, what do you want?"

"A pony?"

"No."

"A puppy?"

"No."

"Hayden?"

"No."

"A Slave?"

"No."

"A foot massage?"

"No."

"A Sponge bath?"

"No."

"Cheese sandwich?"

"Fine" I sighed. "Later though, I need to sort this out" I said pointing over to the bedroom where Randy was. I walked in to find him taking off his shirt. "Hi" I said awkwardly. "Are you mad at me?"

He shook his head and put his hands on my side. "Not at you" He then moved his fingers across my lips. "Go and get Cena off you" He said and nudged me towards the bathroom.

"Already have, three times" I said as I showed him the mouthwash in my bag.

"Let's finalise that" He cupped my face and kissed me, trying to capture my whole mouth. He leaned out, "I didn't want him to be the last to of kissed you" He let go of my face and bent down to get a clean shirt out. "I should have known he would try and do something like that"

"Let's not talk about it, I don't even want to think about it" I said as I picked up Randy's cell and laid down on the bed.

"I don't think so babe" Randy said taking it off me.

"What? Why not?"

"I'm not Ted, you are not hacking my twitter"

"I wasn't even going to do that!" He looked at me doubtfully. "I wasn't!"

"You better not babe" He said as threw me his phone. "Otherwise I'm going to have to introduce you to angry Randy"

"I thought this was angry Randy"

"No, this is jealous Randy"

"Aww" I stuck my tongue out at him, I then clicked on his phone. "I'm your background"

"Yep"

"That is a good picture of me"

"I know"

"Is that from your secret collection?"

"Yep"

"Am I ever going to get to see it?"

"Probably not, it's for my eyes only babe"

"That's a little selfish" I teased.

"You kissed another guy tonight; I have the right to be selfish"

"He kissed me!" Randy winked and walked out the room. "I'm not too fond of these mood swings" I yelled out the door, I saw him pick up Hayden.

"I invited Becky, Melin-" I sat down next to Ted and pulled my feet up. Ted paused. "Basically…Mia hold still" She was at the squirming faze. "Amelia Dibiase hold still! Babies Mickie, you have no idea"

I looked down at Hayden. "Oh I think I do"

"As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted" He looked down at Mia. "Basically, the group is getting together for a hang out, we haven't done so in ages"

"Sounds good" I replied, I lounged around with Ted for awhile on the couch until Randy placed some pot noodles in front of me. "Oh Randall, you are such a good husband"

"I know" He replied as he sat down next to me and leaned back, putting his arm round the back of me.

"Where's my dinner?" Ted asked.

"Get it yourself" Randy replied.

"But but you made Mickie's!"

"Because she's my wife and I love her" He kissed my cheek, I smirked at Ted. "That and I will win mega points and she will make out with me" I heard him whisper to Ted.

"Err, I can hear you!"

"I think our cover is blown" Ted whispered back to Randy.

"I will separate you two" I warned. "They aren't setting a good example, are they Hayden?" Hayden shook his head, that's the only thing he knows how to do!

Ted gasped. "Betrayal! You are no longer welcome at man club Hayden Keith Orton"

"Don't talk to my son that way!" I cuddled Hayden. "A real man wouldn't need to attend a man club…..I'm still waiting for my invitation to that by the way"

"You'll be waiting a long time" Ted scoffed.

I turned to look at Randy and then back at Ted. "I'm working on him, I promise you this Theodore, I will ware him down"

Ted stepped forward, we were face to face, he then bent down so we were now really face to face, he then laughed at me as he continued to mock my heart. "There, there little one" He patted my head. He continued to laugh as he took out his cell. "Damn…"

"What?"

"Melina" He replied.

"What about her?"

"She sent me a winky face"

"So?"

"You know what that means"

"What?"

"She wants my dick"

"Oh Ted"

"So Randall, when Mickie sends you a winky face, you know what she really wants" Randy raised his brows.

"Stop talking about our sex life Ted, its weird" I whacked him.

"Mickie needs some love like she's never needed love before! Mickie wants to make love to you Randy, she's had a little love, now she's back for more, she wants to make love to you Randy, set your spirit free, it's the only way to be" Ted sang, changing the lyrics to Two become one by the spice girls.

"Ted! Stop it!"

"Randy put his dick in, Randy took his dick out, in, out, in out, then he shook it all about" Now it was The Hokey Pokey song.

"No! No more!" I covered his mouth. Randy looked highly amused by this. "Don't encourage him!"

"It's open" Randy yelled as there was a knock at our door, Melina, Cody and Becky walked in.

"Hello my dear" Ted said to Melina as he walked over to give her a kiss. "Do you want to hear a song I wrote about Mickie and Randy?"

"No!" I yelled out.

"I quite like the song" Randy whispered in my ear.

"Yeah, you would" I bent over and picked up Hayden. "You are looking extremely adorable today young man" He placed his hand on my cheek. "Nom, nom, nom" I pretended to eat his hand which he giggled out. "Oh I love you"

We all sat down. "Beer Randall?" Ted asked.

"Yep" Randy said, he leaned over and caught the beer Randy threw at him.

"Baby?"

"Nah, I'll pass tonight" I replied, I looked up at Randy as he cracked open his beer. "Your not getting drunk tonight are you?"

"I might"

"Nooo"

"Hey, you kissed another guy tonight; I need all the beer I can get"

"He kissed me!"

"Mmm" He said as he took another sip.

"I can't help being so damn kissable" I got up and held Hayden tight against my chest. "Let's put you to bed mister"

"Night Hayden" The gang called out.

"Na na na" Hayden replied.

I put Hayden in his crib, gave him a kiss and tucked him and walked back to the group, Randy pulled my hand and pulled me down onto his lap. "C'mon….you've seen both of us, whose is bigger?" Ted asked Becky.

"I'm not answering that"

"It's me right?" Ted smirked, he then turned to me. "Wait… Mickie….you've seen all three of us…..what a slut" Ted wagged his finger at me.

"Two of them was by accident" I pointed out.

"Who is bigger?"

"I'm not saying!"

"What is with you women!" Ted threw his hands up in the air. "C'mon baby….share!"

"No!" I took a sip of my drink and looked over at Melina. "You are one lucky lady" I told her, both Randy and Cody's jaw dropped.

Ted leaned back and looked extremely smug. "I suspected as much"

"Babe, you can't be serious

"I didn't say anything" I replied innocently.

"You implied it!" Cody pointed out.

"I think you guys misinterpreted, I could of speaking about anything…"

"But she wasn't" Ted smirked. "Don't feel too bad fellas, it was close….." Ted then burst out into laughter. "Hell no it wasn't close, I'm HUGE!"

"How much has he had?" I asked Melina.

"He hasn't" She replied.

"This is how bad it's gotten! I can't tell when Ted is drunk or not! Oh Theodore, you do make me laugh"

"That's great and all baby, but I think we should just be friends…." Ted replied.

"What? No Theodore, I'm married"

"Yeah and your flirting with me right in front of your husband, its ok Randall, I let her down gently"

Randy glared at Ted. "I need another beer"

"Randy…..remember that $50 you owe me….?"

"Fuck off. I'm not that drunk" Randy waved me off.

"Worth a shot" I shrugged. "Great, now I'm going to have to deal with his drunk assssss-" I lingered on the word ass as Randy put his arm around my stomach and lifted me off. "Why am I being lifted? I don't like being lifted! Randy! Put me down!"

"It's ok, we better get going" Becky said, her and Cody left and Ted and Melina retreated to their bedroom.

"Where are you taking me?" I moaned.

"Bed" He slurred, he dropped me on the bed and jumped on the spot next to me.

"Oh no you don't" I said as I started to push him. "Your sleeping on the couch tonight"

"What!"

"Don't 'What!' me Mister, you're an annoying drunk and its setting a bad example for Hayden" His muscular frame did not budge. "Move it or lose it mister"

"I wear the pants in this relationship babe" He said sternly. "Besides! I'm not even that drunk!"

"And I'm Britney Spears" I scoffed.

"Noooo, your hotter than Britney Spears" He grinned at me, he rolled his body on top of mine.

"Randy" I gasped as the wind got knocked out of me.

He trailed his finger along my jaw, my nose scrunched up at the smell of his alcoholic breath. "I wish you had an identical twin sister"

"Erm….why?"

"Because then I would have two…" He held up three fingers. "Mickie's, I mean one Mickie is great, but think what it would be like with two"

"Randy" I said as I squirmed. "Get off me! Need to breathe!" He rolled of me. "Thank you….now go sleep on the couch"

"No" Randy replied childishly. "This is my bed"

"Get your big butt on that couch"

"No"

"Randy" I growled. "Move!"

"No!"

"I'll get angry"

"No, I'll get angry, I'm a scarier hulk then you are" Randy stuck out his tongue, this was true. "Now go to bed your being too loud!"

"If you don't go sleep on that couch, then I will!" I kicked him.

He growled and stomped out of the room. "Hello Randall" I heard Ted say. I didn't quite catch what Randy said. "Of course you can!" I heard Ted say. "There you go…."

Randy walked back in. "What was that all about-" Randy grabbed my wrist. "What are you-?" I gasped seeing that he had handcuffed me to the bed. "RANDALL! GET ME OUT OF THESE!"

"SHHHH your going to wait Hayden" He laid down.

"I swear Randy if you don't get me out of these right now I will…." He started snoring. "GRR, I hate you!" I kicked his back.

In the morning

"Erm babe?" I opened my eyes to see Randy staring at me. "Why are you handcuffed to our bed?"