How Taking Down Legacy Failed
Mickie's P.O.V
"So I've been thinking….we were such a good tag team last week that I think we should become business partners!"
"Babe, we've discussed this, no" He said firmly.
"But we were badass!"
"I don't mix business with pleasure"
"Then we will just get a divorce" He glared at me. "Or stop having sex, your choice"
"Neither" He kissed my forehead.
"It kind of offends me that you don't want to be in a tag team with me" I pouted and rested my head on top of Hayden.
"I work alone babe, but if I ever decide I want to be in a tag team, you'll be the first I think of"
"She did what?" I turned to see Ted, with Amelia on his lap talking to Cody.
"It's true! I was there!" Cody replied.
"What happened?" I asked them.
"Megan asked her mom if they could go to the doctor and get her on 'the pill'." My mouth dropped open.
"Time to fire the babysitter" Randy whistled, we all chuckled.
"Hey, at least she's safe." We all turned to Ted. "I mean…..that is wrong on so many levels!"
"Her behaviour is getting out of hand" Cody commented.
To which Ted replied, "Yeah, so is your weight" Amelia giggled. "Daddy is funny huh?" He kissed her head. "You just got owned bitch" Ted smirked at Cody.
"Theodore, there are babies in the room!"
"I think he deserves some form of corporal punishment." Becky suggested.
"Execution!" Cody grinned.
"What the hell have I done to deserve execution!"
"Hmmm, want to explain how I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been 'censored' with a black sharpie?" Cody asked Ted.
Ted gave him an innocent smile, "I just didn't want your innocent mind being corrupted Codykins"
"That's for being an idiot and not using internet porn" Randy laughed at Cody.
"Red tube for the win!" Cody smirked.
"I quite like spank wire…." Ted said, all men turned to him, oh only Ted would say that. Us girls just rolled our eyes at them.
"I bet you didn't 'censor' Randy's porn magazines" Cody grumbled.
I turned to Randy and raised my brows, "Hey, I don't have any porn magazines" I looked at him doubtfully. "What! I don't! I only have the sexy calendar of my wife" He told us all sternly.
Ted stroked his chin, "That reminds me, I need to censor that too…."
"You're not going near my calendar" Randy said firmly. "My mind has already been corrupted" he said as he kissed my shoulder.
Cody shook his head at me. "Hey, don't look at me, it was Ted that corrupted it" I said to him, Randy winced at this, but Ted just grinned.
"Oh we rock" Ted reached over to me for a high five.
"That we do!" I high fived him.
He moved and sat down to watch Raw.
"So what's happening on Raw at the moment?" I asked as I sat down next to Ted.
"Nothing" He quickly said and changed the channel.
"Ted" I said and tried to get it off him. "Put raw on!"
"I want to watch Hannah Montana!"
"Well we aren't going to!" I slapped his hand and grabbed it off him.
"Baby wait-" It was then I saw what he was trying to hide from me, Michelle and Layla were in the ring. Randy sat down next to me and leaned forward. They had set up their own mini party in the ring with the banner saying 'Goodbye Mickie James'
"As of tonight piggy James will be leaving forever!" Michelle announced.
Ted turned to look at me, I just shrugged, "First I've heard of this"
"This is ridiculous" Randy muttered.
"Don't be too sad people! We are giving her this beautiful going away party!" Layla laughed. "We want all of you to say goodbye with us because that is the type of people we are"
"We are sending her off the way she would of wanted" Michelle said, she then turned to Layla, "WITH LOTS OF FOOD" They yelled together.
"If it makes you feel any better baby….they both suck in bed" Ted said patting my knee, I just sent him a small smile.
"Now can I RKO them?" I shook my head, "Babe, you don't know how much its kill me not being able to help you"
"Welcome to my world" I told him.
"Look at this little portrait of Mickie James!" They pointed to a cake that was made to look like a pig. "It looks just like-"
It was then that Melina's music hit. "You let Melina help!" Randy moaned, "babe please just let me"
I just shook my head and continued to watch. "Wow….wow…. You guys are annoying!" Melina yelled through the mic.
"Well said! Well said!" Ted started to clap.
"Does anyone else think they are annoying?" The crowd cheered at this. "This ends right here, right now. The only thing that you two are good at is torturing Mickie. That ends tonight because the only people who that should be leaving Raw are you two, twiddle dee and twiddle dumb or is it twiddle dumb and twiddle dee, I'm not sure, but I do not care, I do not care if you walk out hand in hand or, your carried out"
"Oooo watch out they are big threats coming from the paparazzi princess" Michelle taunted.
"You're looking a little underfed Melina but don't worry, you'll be happy when Piggy James is gone because then you'll finally have something to eat" Layla said in her whiny little voice.
Melina started to fake laugh, "Aren't you guys so cute, the only thing I'm excited for not seeing is you two morons!" Melina started arguing with them without the microphone.
I got up, "Are you going to be ok?" Randy asked me.
"Yep, I'm finally going to finish this thing" I told him and walked out, I picked up a microphone and started walking down the ramp. "You know I'm getting really sick and tired of your petty childish mean girl crap" I said through the microphone. "The fact is Michelle and Layla, I have dealt with girls just like you my entire life, you actually try to make everyone believe that you're so much better than them and your only happy at the misery of everyone else's lives when deep down inside, you know, that your nothing" I hissed at them as I stood by Melina side. "And for that I pity you, it's sad" They turned to each other and started to make stupid comments like, 'no, we're flawless'. "Look at me" I said, they ignored me, "I said look at me" I snapped.
"We can't miss you" Michelle commented, me and Melina exchanged glances and rolled our eyes.
"This is what a real woman looks like" I said sternly and placed a hand on my hip. "Look at her…" I pointed at Melina, "look at all these women out here" I pointed to the crowd, Michelle and Layla looked out and looked disgusted, "These are real women" I said angrily. "We're short, we're tall, we're fat, we're skinny, we're curvy, we're gorgeous….no….we're sexy"
"We're flawless!" Layla yelled at me.
"When are you going to get it through your thick skulls, I am Mickie James" I stated.
"Piggy James!" Layla continued to yell stupid things.
"I am me, I am the way God intended me to be and I am proud of it" The crowd cheered louder. "And don't think for one second that your teasing and your torturing is going to affect me or that I will let it affect me one bit or that this is going to chase me off the show for one second, you see the only people that are going to tell me if I ever need to go anywhere is the WWE universe" I smiled out to them. "And actually I think they are happy with me, right here"
"Listen! Of course they want you to stay! You're the easiest one to see in the ring!" I shook my head and turned away, they just don't get it, I don't care what they think!
"Plus! Plus! It's like a two for one special because when you're in the ring piggy, not only do they get to see WWE, but they get to watch the animal planet all at the same time!" Michelle cackled.
"Oh look at you! Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" I started clap patronizingly at them, "Not quite, yeah we all saw it, you sucked. And I will tell you this Michelle, I will be at the Royal Rumble event and after the embarrassment that the two of you have put me through, I would be very careful because it's time I embarrassed you and I can't wait to teach you some manners"
"Manners?! I don't need manners I'm from England!" Layla yelled as she stepped forward to me, I took this as a challenge and put hand on the back of her head and punched her, Melina and Michelle both joined in and it turned into a brawl, we then swapped and I had Michelle and she had Layla. We were both kicking ass until Michelle hit me with the microphone, that was the turning point and her and Layla both threw us out of the ring. Just as we looked up, Michelle threw the cake and the punch down at us, it didn't quite hit us, but it splattered a lot covering my white top and Melina's boots. I pulled my legs up to my chin and buried my head, whatever I did, no matter who I had at my side, I just couldn't beat her, she ended up humiliating me every time. I looked up to see them celebrating up the ramp, Melina was standing up, looking threatening towards them, she put out her hand and helped me up. I held the back of my head where Michelle hit me and walked back with her.
We walked into the locker with the same old sympathetic looks on everybody's faces. I walked into the bathroom, I leaned against the sink and looked at myself in the mirror, I then looked down at my ruined top. I heard the door open, I was about to tell the person that I was using it when I saw that it was only Randy. He sent me a sad smile.
He placed his hand on the back of my head and stroked down, "You ok?" He asked me.
I just nodded and leaned against the wall. "I just can't beat her"
"Don't say that" He said, I lifted my arms up and he pulled my top over my head and put it down on the ground, he then handed me one of his Orton shirts. "You will beat her, at the Royal Rumble"
"That's weeks away" I told him. "They aren't going to stop"
"They will if I-"
"Randall" I cut him off.
"I know, I know, don't get involved" He mocked me. I chuckled slightly and looked down at the Orton shirt that Randy had given to me. He stepped closer to me and ran his finger down the side of my face, "You are so beautiful Mickie" He mumbled and leaned his head down, I looked up and caught his lips. I placed my hand on cheek and deepened the kiss, he moved me so my back was pressed against the wall. One of his hands was on my lower back, crushing my body against his, whilst the other was resting next to my head. He kissed me longer and harder, sliding his tongue against mine. He picked up the Orton top was holding and threw it to the ground as his hand move up and unhooked my bra. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him against me, his hand slid down and gently stroked me.
Interrupting, was a knock at the door. "Yoo hoo! Only me!" Ted's voice called out.
"Occupied" Randy growled.
"But I really need to go!"
"Well tough"
"If I pee all over the floor, it will only be you to blame!"
"Your timing sucks"
"I can't help it if you two decide you want to have sex at the same time I need to urinate!"
I kissed Randy's chest and picked up my bra and Randy's Orton shirt for me to wear, I slid both of them on and came out of the door. I took out my hair band and tied it so that my mid drift was able to show.
"I love you" Randy said brushing his lips against mine. "You were right what you said out there, you are sexy" He grinned.
"I didn't mean me, I meant all women"
"But you in particular"
"No! I didn't say-"
"But that is what I'm saying"
"You're biased"
"How so?"
"Because you're my husband, you have to say it"
"I only say what I think"
"Mmm"
"Why don't you believe me?" He laughed. He put his fingers through my hair, "You still have some cake in it" He showed me the piece and flicked it to the side.
The door to the bathroom slammed opened and Ted, looking refreshed, stepped out, "I am better than most people in life" He stated and went over to Amelia.
"I'm facing Sheamus tonight"
"Again?!"
"In a steel cage with Wade Barrett, whoever wins will be the new number one contender"
"So you may be my champ again?" I teased him.
"Aren't I always?"
I crossed my arms, "Not without that title!"
"So let me get this straight, I'm only your champ if I become WWE champion?"
"That's correct" I told him, I ran my finger down his chest, "And only champs get special treatment"
"And what's that?" He smirked, putting his hands on my waist.
"That's only for champions ear's only"
"I am going to destroy Sheamus tonight"
"Wait! What!" I removed my finger. "No! No! I didn't mean to give you-"
"More motivation? I feel like I've been issued a challenge babe, they are going down" He growled.
"What have I done!" I put my hands to my head, "I need to warn Sheamus!" I ran towards the door.
"Oh no you're not" Randy pulled me back, "You're staying with me"
"I wasn't really!" He looked at me doubtfully, "I don't have any intention of going need Sheamus after his betrayal"
"Good."
"But I am going"
"Where?"
"I'm going to go see if Elena can re-do my hair" I told him.
"Elena?"
"She is the new hair stylist" I said.
"Oh" He replied. "Are you-"
"Bye" I leaned up and kissed his cheek.
"Bye-" I heard faintly as I walked out of the locker room.
As I always, I wasn't going where Randy thought I was! I went to go see Justin! "Do you not listen?! Punk said stay the hell away from me!"
"Shhh! Keep your voice now!" I looked around. "I know our love is forbidden, but don't you think it's romantic? Like Romeo and Juliet!"
"She drank poison and he stabbed himself, so no, not romantic"
"On our next date, we are so watching romantic comedies" he rolled his eyes. "Any who! I just wanted to tell you….I think you should be the leader of the Nexus. Think about it, the title will be practically yours! You guys don't need Cmpunk"
"What are you doing?" I jumped into the air when I heard CmPunk.
"I was just-"
"What did I tell you?"
I gasped and turned to Justin. "Justin here lied and told me you were joking when you said about staying away from him! You mean he didn't say that?! Shame on you Justy!" Justin shook his head, I looked behind Punk to see the Nexus was there. "Alright, listen Punk, I didn't want to have to do this but…I just don't think your fit to run the Nexus, there I said it" I held my hands up. I saw Wade was coming towards us, "Wade! Thank god! Things have been chaos without you! Punk tried to ban me from seeing Justy! You're a much better leader, you'll sort this" I patted Wade's back and looked at Punk, "You're in trouble now buddy"
Wade looked at his group, "Look guys, I'm sure you'll all agree that I'm the true leader of the Nexus, I mean, I made stars out of David Otunga, Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel"
"Wade, we've always had your back man" Justin said.
"And you did help us win the tag team titles" Heath said.
"Can't you and Punk just work things out?" David spoke up.
"No" Wade said firmly.
"Heck no!" I protested. "Like Wade said, there is only one true leader of the Nexus and that is him" I slapped Wade's head, he looked down with an amused smile on his face and shook his head slightly. Why does everyone do that at me?!
Wade went back to glaring at Punk, "He is selfish, he is in it for himself, he is going to use all of you for his personal gain."
"Were you just describing yourself?" Punk shot back.
"No! He was clearly describing you! God!" I huffed.
"I thought I banned you" Punk said sternly.
"Well I haven't" Wade put his hand on my shoulder.
I looked up at him, "I knew I liked you for some reason!"
"Listen, I can sum this all up, I think I speak for the rest of the Nexus when I say, we're pulling for you and we wish you the best of luck" All the rest of Nexus nodded and Wade walked off. If Wade lost the triple threat match against Sheamus and Randy tonight, he would no longer be the Nexus's leader. Punk went round each member of Nexus and started shaking is their hand. When it came to me, I put out my hand, Punk looked at it in disgust.
"Fine! I didn't want to shake your hand anyway! C'mon Justin, we're leading!" I started making my way out. "Justin?" He started walking with Punk. "Justy?!" I called out, but they all disappeared. "Nooo! Why god why? Why would Justy break up with me?" I said out loud to myself.
"Are you serious? Look at you."
"What the-?" I turned around. Ted. "Hello"
"You do realise your little antic just got broadcasted so Randy knows you didn't go get your hair done"
"Oh….awkward" I scratched the back of my head. "Ah well, he can't stay mad at me!"
"Is that so?" I turned around to see Randy.
I grinned sheepishly. "Didn't know you were there"
"Obviously" He leaned down and kissed me. "Now get your lying cute ass back to the locker room, I'll deal with you later"
"How?" I asked him.
"It depends what mood I am after this match"
"But you might lose!"
"Exactly" He teased and slapped my ass, "Locker room, cute ass there, now."
"Fine" I poked my bottom lip out.
"Motivate me" He said as he attacked my lips with his.
"Oh that is disgusting!" Ted yelled out.
I pushed him away, "You better win or I won't love you anymore"
Randy brought his hand to his lips and chuckled at me, "If that doesn't motivate me, I don't know what will"
"Good luck" I kissed him and walked back with Ted.
Randy won his match and was the new number one contender. It was nearly Wade, but Punk got involved and cost him it so on the downside Punk was the new leader of the nexus.