Undertale High School-Chapter 36:
Alphys's Third Law
*Burgerpant's POV*
Ow, I'm pretty sure that I was knocked out a while ago, anyway I got up and walked to Muffet, Alphys, and Undyne, they were watching something, it was most likely awful.
"So, what's the crappy show you guys are watching called?" I carelessly asked them.
"A crappy anime" Muffet answers, and automatically I walked away.
"Hey Grillby" I greeted Grillby, he was cooking something, then I saw Sans come out the bathroom, and he walked to Grillby and me.
"You got any ketchup Grill'?" Sans asks, honestly I never knew why he kept his badass side of him a secret.
"Sup Sans, how was the bathroom?" I randomly asked, because I just wanted to Rant to someone about something, like the bathroom.
"It was better than usual" Sans says, then he gets a ketchup, well so much for ranting about bathroom's.
"Oh, well, why was it better?" I asked, Sans drinks his ketchup for a minute straight, and it got annoying "Can you answer me?" I impatiently asked again.
"Done Grill'" Sans says, he was ignoring me, and it was getting annoying, so I asked in a more, me way, if that makes sense.
"Can you please answer me!? I will not be ignored because of your bullshit! You keep secrets Sans, yet you don't have the skele-dick to tell anyone about it, not even your boyfriends!" I yelled at Sans, he deserved it.
"Looks like you're going to hell" Sans responds, his eyesocket turned blue, and I knew that I fucked up.
"Aw shit" I said, then, I don't
*Sans's POV*
Know, no one knows anything about me, so when Burgerpants brought up Papyrus, Asriel, and Chara, I knew that he was gonna pay.
"Looks like you're going to hell" I said, then I teleported me and him into a black void, then I decided to punch Burgerpants a skeleton of times, and he was unconscious after my first punch, but I kept punchig him, and when I stopped, Burgerpants looked like he was close to death.
"Heya Sansy" I heard, then I saw Blood appear right behind Grillby's body.
"What are you doing?" I asked, but then this felt similiar, like when Bob was gone!
"Looks like you figured it out Sansy" Blood spoke to me, he read my mind, again, but I wasn't gonna let him get away this time.
"Read this!" I yelled, then I fired a giant wall of Gaster Blasters at Blood, then when it stopped I saw that Burgerpants turned into dust, I had accidentally killed him.
"Face it Sansy, you can't beat me" Blood says, the impact of my Gaster Blasters didn't affect him at all, then I knew that Blood didn't kill anyone yet!
"I hate you" I responded, I then turn around and glared at Blood, but he smiled.
"Good, because Sans, your sins are always crawling on your bones, and you will never get rid of it, but, I will leave you alone, again" Blood responds back, then he evily laughs before I teleport away, because I can't kill Blood, so, what could I ever do against him, besides he is
*Papyrus's POV*
Right, anyway, I was having a great talk with Asriel.
"So, can you tell me a few things about what Sans likes?" Asriel asks me, I knew that she was asking me so he would get closer to Sans, and I liked it.
"Well he makes bad puns, is very lazy, and drinks so many ketchup that if it was chocolate then he'd have diarrhea" I answered, everything I said was true.
"Okay, what else does he like?" Asriel asks me again, and yesterday I learned how to say Asriel's name correctly.
*Random Flashback*
"Young Asgore!" I announced.
"It's actually Asriel" Asriel told me.
"Okay" I answered.
*Pointless Flashback Ends*
"Well, he doesn't tell me much, and that's all I know about him, besides the fact that he owes your father 500,000 G, which he never pays for" I answered again Well Sans is gonna have to pay trillions of more G's in the future then.
"Does Sans ever say who he likes?" Asriel asks again, might as well tell him about the obvious.
"Well, You and Chara have a crush on him" I responded, Asriel's face turned red.
"How did you-?" Asriel asks, I never knew that he was this oblivious to
*Asriel's POV*
The obvious, I forgot how obvious I made my crush on Sans.
"It was so obvious that even I knew!" Papyrus yells, wow, it's saying a lot when even Papyrus knows something.
"Well, don't tell Sans" I said.
"Oh I already know" I heard, I was screwed, so I turned around and saw Sans, yep, I just revealed my secret to my crush in the most cliche way possible.
"I can explain" I said, but then the bell rang and everyone went to their next class, but I noticed that Chara and Burgerpants wasn't with us, but that caused me to fall behind everyone else.
"Welp, better now than late" I heard Sans talk, Sans was right next to me.
"What do you-?" I questioned, then I felt, like today was the best day of my life, as he, Sans The Skeleton, kissed me, I closed my eyes and deepened our kiss, it was, beautiful, I knew that someone might've caught us, but I didn't care, I loved every moment from that kiss, then we both stoppedd kissing each other saw that both of our faces was red.
"Wow, that just turned into a one-shot shipping Fanfiction" Sans comments, I chuckled.
"Yeah, but this isn't a one-shot, and I actually LOVED that" I responded, then we both smiled.
"Well then, let's take a shortcut to our next class" Sans says.
"Yeah, let's go" I said, then me and Sans held each other's hand while we took the shortcut, and today, was amazing
*Chapter Ends*
Okay, Sans has two main things going on for him, his love triangle with Chara and Asriel, and his, encounters with Blood
Also, I'm gonna say this, the only reasons why Sans attacks hurt Burgerpants and not Blood is because of Blood's abilities, let me explain, Sans attacked Burgerpants constantly, and each of Sans's attacks does 1 damage when there is no karmic retribution, but Sans's tons of Gaster Blaster's did not affect Blood at all, so, what is Blood's ability? Well that will be explained later on
Also I am aware how Undertale-less this thing has became, and I am aware if some people think it's bad, that's fine, you can have your own opinions, but this story has unlocked new endings over-time, what does this mean? Well, in typical Writing fashion, I won't say what it is until it's confirmed, but you guys can theorize if you want
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