a/n: Elle here, or as Sam told you guys; Eleanor. Seriously, my name bothers me so much, Sam says it's amazing cause it's the name of Louis Tomlinson's girlfriend, but personally I'm not the biggest One Direction fan out there so eh. Sam is just a weirdo who loves to make me miserable, if she wants to spill secrets I will too, Sam's middle name is Alexandria!buah hahahaha :3 I like her middle name, though -it's cute and fitting for her. If you knew what she looked like you'd be like, "Oh my gosh, Elle! You're so right Sam does look like a Alexandria !" But since she hates it and her nana calls her that the most she just goes by Alee, so if you see her fascination with that you'd know she wants Punk and A.J to have a girl named that; lol. I just said "lol", wow. Now I'm just ranting, sorry.
Poll closes I think tonight at 8:00 or earlier -Sam said to cast your votes in cause the winner right now has us kind of surprised as a lot of people didn't say that they wanted that, but we can make it work either way (;
Sam sends a shout out to The Galick Gunner for being the only person to catch onto her Draco Malfoy reference, if anyone knows anything about Sam it's her love for Harry Potter and especially Draco Malfoy/Tom Felton, that is her personal husband. -In her dreams, you know. [We have started doing shout-outs so if your reviews catches our eye we shall write your name here!].
Songs, hmm. Sam gave me one cause she thought it was cute enough for A.J, it's called Hotel Heart - Sharon Kenny & I agree. So that one for the A.J/ Punk part, yeah? Okay!
Enjoy. -Elle x
[Beware of horribly sung Taylor Swift songs.]
Fix You
Punk looked at A.J carefully as she packed her bags, they would be on the road in two hours and they were both very exhausted. Marigold had denied their departure from her house last night until she fell asleep, which after all that cake and sweets she ate along side Derrick, was roughly around three.
"You ready?" he asked
"Kind of," she muttered fixing the things so she could zip it up
After Raw tomorrow she'd be off to smackdown on her own and that made his stomach turn, Justin and Daniel both would be there. Two against one? Not a fair game at all. He had wished that his good-for-nothing boss had assigned him to a Smackdown segment for them but he didn't get too lucky this week, then again luck had always been for losers anyways.
He let her be and took his bags in the car, he then proceeded back to the room. He however stopped at the unfinished nursery, it had taken him about a week to figure out how to set up the crib, Colt wasn't any help either. He would come screw in a few bolts and then complained about not being able to work because he was weak from lack of food to the point in which his beautiful girlfriend would get up laughing to make him a sandwich.
Mobility had become a great task for A.J as of late since her stomach had gotten so big, she was five months going and her stomach just didn't look right, it was a lot larger than Lita's and Marigold was abig girl. Derrick had said a while back that she was having twins and now he felt like that was true, he just hoped and prayed he had a large baby which is why her stomach was a little too large for five months of pregnancy.
"Baby?"
He shook his head and went into the room and smiled at her, "yeah?"
"Can you give me a hand, I tri-"
"You tried to lift this up?" he replied, "what's wrong with you?"
"Punk, I'm pregnant, not handicapped," she muttered rolling her eyes
"I just can't let anything happen to you or my little Punkers," he smiled kissing her cheek
"Awww, already have a nickname for him?" she smiled
"Him?" he chuckled
"Or her, not sure yet," she chuckled
"We are going to find out next week though, and before you know it we will know what color Colt has to paint the nursery," she smiled brightly
"He's the laziest man I know, I can guarantee you he won't do it," he replied
"Says you," A.J chuckled, "I have my ways."
"What ways?" Punk asked suddenly
"Don't get jealous on me, not those kind of ways," she laughed
"Well you gotta' understand me, what's mine is mine and usually what's Colt's is also mine just cause I say so," he chuckled
"You two bicker like toddlers," she laughed
"Eh, that's debatable," he smirked
"Whatever," she chuckled softly, "lets get going."
He smiled and took her suitcase and headed with her downstairs, he placed the bag in the car then noticed she had yet to come inside, he went inside and looked for her but found nothing upstairs, then he heard a yelp and ran downstairs, he found her on her tippy toes trying to reach a box of gram crackers. He chuckled at how cute she looked trying to reach he carefully slid his arm up and grabbed the box and handed it to her, she frowned and took it from him.
"You're taller and I'm pregnant," she told him
"Ah huh, sure," he smirked
"Go on, lock the doors, I wanna leave," she yawned
"You sure you wanna travel? We can call Vince and have all this storyline bullshit cut off," he told her
"No, I'm fine, just sleepy," she smiled, "I'll sleep in the car."
"I don't know if I'm ok-"
"LETS. GO," she hissed
"Fine," he replied pushing her slowly out the door
He helped her in the car much to her dismay and then he got in the car, once he did she slipped out and pulled her key out before running inside, he groaned loudly and slipped out of the car, she came back after a couple of minutes smiling and laughing. He helped her in again and then he got in as well, "what was that?" he asked looking at her
"Had to pee," she giggled
"Oh lord help me on this trip," he muttered to himself
"What was that?" she asked looking at him
"Nothing, babe, nothing at all," he smiled innocently
She chuckled and pulled her phone out, she had yet to log onto her twitter since this whole business with her baby and such. She noticed she had a lot of mentions and she smiled, "look at what this dude said."
"Hey A.J tell Punk he's a motherfucker, lots of love x" he read, "stupid Colt."
She laughed and retweeted the message before going through the rest of her mentions. She answered a few as she was really bored.
'A.J, any plans for next week?' to which she replied, 'Indeed, very busy week with house shows and of course Punkers and I will find out the gender of the baby!'
'Hi A.J, hope you and your baby are doing great, tell Punk I love him' she smiled and replied with: 'Thank you, we're both doing wonderful! & will do! (:'
'Please just marry Punk and be done with it! YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY CUTE' she chuckled and replied: 'Working on that, he rejected my proposal though :('
She looked at Punk as he drove with his ear buds in, he was singing along to his music and she was here making sure he'd have a million mentions by the time it was her turn to drive, IF she was able to even touch the handle since Punk was such a baby when it came to her.
'How could Punk reject you? You're so cute, please just come to me, baby and all' She laughed at Colt's tweet to her and replied: 'I know, now he's being such a woman and ignoring me. Sad day for me'
She carefully put her phone to the side where you could see her face and Punk too, she made a sad face and took a picture of Punk with his earphones in. She then attached it to her next tweet and wrote:
To: CMPunk hates me, he ignores me like the woman he is on our car rides to Raw.
She attached the photo and smirked, Punk would be in for it now. She then continued to answer tweets.
'It's okay darling, I love you!' she smiled at Layla's tweet to her and replied: 'Yay for short people love!'
'Baby's name?' She pursed her lips and replied: 'I want it to be Alee. Punk is thinking Phillip.'
'Is it a girl or boy?' she replied: 'Don't know, but To: DerrickWWE can tell you his theory of the gender. cx'
To: WWEAJLee is having TWINS, that's right you heard it here first' she read and her eyes went wide, she then typed her own tweet: 'Oh my gosh, don't listen to Derrick that Physco knows nothing, I promise you will be the first to know -after Punk- what I'm having'.
To: WWEAJLee Lies.'
She frowned and rolled her eyes as she replied: Derrick Bateman is just praying he gets unfollowed by me.
She waited and then soon Derrick had tweeted too: So she says she'll unfollow me? Never, once you go Bateman you- JUST DON'T UNFOLLOW ME.
'A.J! What's Punk's favorite cookie?' she pursed her lips and frowned 'I honestly don't know.'
to: WWEAJLee Make me a sandwich woman.
'Stop tweeting me #loser '
At that moment Punk pulled his headphones off and looked at her, "you okay?"
She turned to him and smiled, "yeah, want me to drive?"
"I do-"
"I'll be fine," she smiled softly
"No it's oka-"
"Please? So you can relax for a bit, besides we're almost to the place were we have to pick up Derrick, Cody, Kofi, Zack, Kaitlyn and Layla. One of them can drive," she smiled
"Fine," he muttered as he stopped on the side of the freeway and changed spots with her, she drove while putting the radio on a loud volume, he put his head phones in and decided to just tweet people as well.
'You gon' pick me up yet?' he rolled his eyes at Derrick's tweet and replied 'No'
'Hi Punk big fan, how's the baby and A.J?' he smiled and replied 'Both of my babies are doing great!'
'When do you find out the gender? If you already have, what is it?:D' he replied: 'Not yet, we find out next week I'm very excited'
'Stop ignoring A.J!' Colt, he groaned and replied: 'Leave me alone, I do what I want'.
He then saw the picture A.J posted and smiled, she was so cute and then he noticed the caption to which he frowned. He chuckled and retweeted it and also replied to it: I wasn't ignoring you, your voice is just to beautiful for my ugly ears.(;'
To: CMPunk Lies.'
'Shut up Colt'.
'Do you love A.J?' he smiled at that tweet and 'quote retweeted it' adding: With all my heart and more if possible.'
He placed his phone away and starred at her, he smiled at her and shook his head, what was this woman doing to him?
Derrick tapped his foot impatiently as they waited by the store, Layla had agreed to drive them here as she had to be at headquarters for a meeting and such. Cody was growing hungry, Kofi was trying to decided if he should wear the yellow or red trunks to RAW, Zack was filming for his show and Layla and Kaitlyn were planning A.J's baby shower.
Soon they saw a black car pull up and they cheered while Zack waved goodbye to the camera, they walked up to the now parked car and A.J and Punk slipped out, she ran into the store and Punk sighed.
"Potty break," Derrick chuckled
"You guys better go pee too, we have places to be at, and A.J gets a bit moody after a while," he told them
"Alright, lets go," Cody replied slipping in the back
Then Kofi slipped in and got pushed aside as Derrick lowered the seat so he could sit in the back along with Zack, Layla sat next to Cody and Kaitlyn told Kofi if she could sit there, he agreed and sat in the back with the other two boys. A.J came out minutes later carrying about four bags filled with snacks and all the boys cheered.
"ROAD TRIPPING WITH MY BUDDIES." Derrick sang loudly
"God, shut him up!" Cody groaned
"Don't tell me what to do!" he sneered
A.J slipped in and smiled at Punk, "you sure you wanna drive?"
"Yeah man, I can drive if you want, "Zack offered from the back
"I'm fine guys," Punk told them as he started the car and soon they were off
two hours later
"And I'm dying to know is it killing you like it's killing MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Punk groaned and rolled his eyes for what seemed to be the millionth time, Derrick had plugged his headphones in about two hours ago and started singing every song he found on there, right now he was focused on singing Taylor Swift. A.J had fallen asleep and Layla was now taking pictures with Cody. Kaitlyn was playing a game on Zack's phone and Kofi was sleeping -with earplugs of course- as well and Zack was singing along with derrick.
"BUT YOU HELD YOUR PRIDE LIKE YOU SHOULD OF HELD ME," Zack sang to him
"Oh, I'm scared to see the ending, why are we pretending this is nothing?" Derrick sang back to him
"I'd tell you I miss you but I don't know how, " Zack sang
"I'VE NEVER HEARD SILENCE QUITE THIS LOUD," they both finished
Punk groaned and looked at his girlfriend she looked so peaceful and at the same time it was funny, she looked awkward since she had her big belly. She had a chip in her hand and she was smiling slightly.
"The battle's in your hands now," Derrick started after a while
"But I would lay my armor down if you said you'd rather love than fight," Zack finished
"SO MANY THINGS YOU WISH I KNEW BUT THE STORY OF US MIGHT BE ENDING SOOOOON," Derrick sang
"NOW I'M STANDING ALONE IN A CROWDED ROOM AND WE'RE NOT SPEAKING," Zack sang back
"AND I'M DYING TO KNOW IS IT KILLING YOU LIKE IT'S KILLING ME?" Derrick turned to Punk
"Yes, your singing is killing me," Punk replied sarcastically
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY SINCE THE TWIST OF FATE CAUSE WE'RE GOING DOWN," Derrick kept singing
"AND THE STORY OF US LOOKS A LOT LIKE A TRAGEDY NOW," Zack continued
"The end," they both finished
Punk sighed with relief once they both grew silent he felt as if the room had become much more peaceful and no one could wreck that mode.
"You with your words like knives and swords and weapons that you use against me," Derrick sang to Punk
"YOU have knocked me off my feet again, got me feeling like I'm nothing," Zack continued, "You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard calling me out when I'm wounded."
Punk rolled his eyes, "please shut up."
"YOU picking on the weaker man!" Derrick sang to Punk
Once it got quiet Punk sighed, "thank you, was it so hard to just be quie-"
"Someday I'll be living in a big ol' city and all you're ever gonna be is mean!" Zack started once more
"Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me and all you're ever gonna be is mean," Derrick continued, "Why you gotta be so mean?"
After a short pause Zack started once more, much to Punk's disappointment, "YOU, with your switching sides and your wildfire lies and your humiliation!"
"YOU, have pointed out my flaws again as if I don't already see them!" Derrick cried
"I walk with my head down trying to block you out 'cause I'll never impress you, I just wanna feel okay again!" Zack continued
"100 dollars, will that shut you up?" Punk replied
"Yeah," Zack replied
They were quiet for about a whole minute before it started once more, "And I can see you years from now in a bar talking over a football game, with that same big loud opinion."
"But nobody's listening," Zack sang,"Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things."
"You two can't sing," Punk yelled at them
"D- and grumbling on about how I can't sing but all you are is mean," Derrick sang, making sure not to say the first word as he knew Punk was not that type of person and it would have pissed him off.
"All you are is mean!" Zack yelled at him
"AND A LIAR, AND PATHETIC AND ALONE IN LIFE AND MEAN!" Derrick continued
"MEAN!"
"AND MEAN!"
"AND MEAN!"
They didn't sing the rest of that to which everyone smiled, they were quiet for a few hours and that's all Punk needed to recover from that horrible experience, why was it always him put in these situations? Why him? Why not A.J? She was sound asleep not even aware of the horribleness that just took place in this car.
A.J woke up shortly and looked at Punk, "what happened while I was out?"
She turned to see Punk sigh not even noticing her, "Okay, I'm sorry just please be quiet."
"All this time I was wasting, hoping you would come around," Derrick sang softly
"I've been giving out chances every time and all you do is let me down!' Zack sang to Punk as well
A.J looked at them in amusement, "what is goi-"
"And it's taking me this long, Baby but I figured you out!" Derrick sang to Punk
"And you're thinking we'll be fine again, but not this time around!" Zack continued
"You don't have to call anymore, I won't pick up the phone," Derrick sang pretending to cry, "THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, DON'T WANNA HURT ANYMORE."
"And you can tell me that you're sorry But I don't believe you baby like I did -before," Zack sang to Punk
"YOU'RE NOT SORRY, NO NO OH," they both sang to him
"Please make them stop, Cody!" Punk begged
"Stop it guys," Cody waved his hand at them then went back to sleeping with Layla
"Thanks for your help man, I really appriciate it," Punk told him sarcastically and Cody gave him a 'thumbs up'.
A.J noticed how tired Punk looked and she starred at the pair who was singing before clearing her throat, "what up short stuff?"
"Hey guys, Punk's tired of you guys singing so stop," she said sweetly
They laughed and then pretended to wipe a fake tear, "don't make us laugh."
"WE LAUGH AT YOU," Derrick chuckled
"I SAID SHUT UP!" A.J's voice rose, "NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SIT BACK THERE IN SILENCE UNTIL WE REACH THE HOTEL, AND IF YOU DON'T I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE YOUR DEATHS ARE SLOW AND PAINFUL."
"Moody," Derrick mumbled
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"Nothing," Derrick squeaked
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT," A.J yelled at them
The boys sat in silence for the rest of the ride and once they were out Punk turned to her and kissed her hand gently, "I love you."
"I love you too," A.J smiled then she turned to Derrick and Zack who got out of the car," sorry for the yelling guys."
"You had me crawling for you honey and it never would've gone away, no!" Derrick sang to her
"You used to shine so bright but I watched all of it fade" Zack sang softly
"So you don't have to call anymore, I won't pick up the phone," Derrick continued
"This is the last straw; there's nothing left to beg for!" Zack sang to her
"I just wanted you to be qu-"
"And you can tell me that you're sorry but I don't believe you, baby like I did - before," Derrick sang cutting her off
"YOU'RE NOT SORRY," they sang to her before walking away
"What just happened?" A.J asked
'"Don't even bother," Punk replied to her, "it's better that you stay clueless."
"Okay?"
"I kind of wanted to talk to you, now that we're alone," Punk told her
"What's up?"
"What's this whole you and Gabriel thing?"
"That was something that happened a long time ago," she told him, "nothing-"
"What did he tell you yesterday?" Punk found himself growling
"He just told me that we need to have closure," she told him softly
"You're not going to right?" Punk asked starring daggers into her
She stepped back and shrugged,"I don't know."
"Please don't," his voice pleaded
She starred at him curiously and sighed, "Punk."
He gripped her tightly and pulled her towards him, "you can't be his, you're mine, no one else's, mine."
"I know," she smiled hugging him
"Not Justin's, and not Daniel's, MINE," Punk told her
"Always," she replied softly
Sam had to pry me from my Dance Moms marathon cause I almost forgot to update, so who's watching Money in the Back? We don't get to watch it :( So who would be willing to give us full details on CM Punk/Daniel Bryan and AJ? Anyone? Please, we beg you for all things good! Punk and A.J would want you to do this for us!
Keep voting, poll closes soon and we'll have the results for you guys very soon, maybe like two chapters away soon (;
Keep on reviewing, and alerting we love to hear your feedback, and if you have any questions feel free to email Sam! Just ask for her email, alright guys thanks for reading, this chapter was for pure fun, but next chapter will have A LOT more tension so watch out for that as well. Lots of love from myself and Alexandria as well (; The use of her middle name will surely strike her with pure fear of me; love ya Sam Alexandria! -Eleanor x
