a/n: I made a time frame skip so don't be alarmed! I'm trying to speed this pregnancy up a bit, lol. If only that could happen in real life? Things would be easier, wouldn't they? (;
Poll is closed, results should be in oh so very soon!
& The child you will see is actually four at the moment, but I have chosen for her to be six - so it makes more sense if you will. Kaykay, done with that. Enjoy - Samantha [Cheese stick]
Fix You
A.J starred at the arena before her, she hadn't been to one in a few months and it was truly annoying, today they had enough time to have a drive here so Punk allowed her to show up. It was a quite chilly October afternoon so Punk made her have one more coat that she truly needed. She had gotten many hugs and greetings since arriving since the last time she had been here was three months ago.
She would be going into labor in about a month and three weeks and she was very excited. She walked alongside Punk until they reached his locker room, she sat down and smiled up at him. He was starting to prepare for his match.
"While I'm out there you will stay in here," Punk told her sternly
"No," she pouted, "I wanted to go say Hi."
"Marigold's lose and she's been dying to see you, if she finds you, you're a goner," Punk told her
"Why are they here, I thought they weren't in action anymore?" A.J questioned
"Something about Edge doing something, I don't know the full details, just know she's on the lose and with Alanna in tow," he warned
"Alanna, as in Randy's daughter?" A.J chuckled, "she's adorable."
"Not with Marigold around," he told her sighing, "sadly."
"I'll be fine okay? I wanted to go say hi to Kelly, and find my little groupie," she giggled
"Be safe," Punk told her softly kissing her forehead
"Aren't I always?" A.J laughed softly
Punk gave her a dramatic look and she rolled her eyes playfully. She got up and headed out the door, she would be re-united with her little group. She headed into catering and spotted Big Show in deep conversation with Vickie. She walked up to them slowly so she wouldn't interrupt.
"Show?"
Vickie's eyes widened as she saw A.J's stomach and a smile spread on her lips, "oh my, you're so big."
"I know, it's a little hard to walk," she informed
"How far are you along?" Vickie asked
"Eight months," she smiled at them
Show's eyes widened and he looked at her carefully, "you sure you wanna be here, it's very risky."
"I'll be fine," she assured, "besides I have you to protect me."
"And me," Kofi added as he sat on a table and they followed, waving goodbye to Vickie
"Yes, and Punk's road wife," she smiled
Show got some more brownies and handed them to A.J, she smiled and began to eat one. The trio chatted for a while before they were approached by Cody -who looked like he hadn't slept in weeks.
"You alright there, Cody-kins?" A.J asked
"Layla still hasn't found her title, it's been four months and she's using a replacement, but it annoys me how she just can't let it be," Cody told her
As soon as that was said, a man whom they hadn't seen for quite sometime as he was always on Smackdown walked in with the butterfly title in his hands, Cody's eyes widened and a look of relief washed over him. He tried to reach for the title but Zack snatched it from him.
"Afternoon ladies," he smiled at them
"Afternoon?" A.J laughed, "whatcha got there?"
"Marigold and Alanna gave this to me about four months ago," he nodded sitting down
"Any room for this guy?"
They all turned to see Derrick Bateman standing there with a bag full of oranges. A.J would seriously have to talk to him about always having fruit with him, it was becoming a disturbing habit. Cody took one from the sack and asked for a nice and cut it up into pieces and carefully ate them, forgetting all about his mission to retrieve his girlfriend's title.
"Who are we missing?" A.J asked softly
"Let's take a head count," Kofi suggested
"SHEAMUS," A.J yelled causing everyone to flinch
They watched the pale man walked towards them and in his hands was a tiny Muppet. A.J chuckled upon seeing it and he sat down with them, taking a brownie from the plate. He then proceeded to take an apple, but didn't eat it, he only placed it in front of him.
"Hello," he smiled at them
"How have you been, big guy?" A.J asked
"Fine, what about you?" he asked smiling
"Alright too," she smiled
"How's Punk treatin' ya'," he asked
"We've had a few rough moments, but we're learning," she sighed
"No memory yet?" Derrick asked
"Not quite, he remembers somethings but he dubs them as 'dreams' so I don't really try to convince him otherwise," she sighed softly
"It'll get better," Cody assured, "it has to."
"I sure hope so," she smiled
The group nodded and began to eat whatever it was they brought, Sheamus had gone up to fix himself a bowl of cereal. Cody was now eating some of Show's brownies along with a glass of milk. Kofi was eating some Twinkie's, and Derrick was eating the apples he had brought. Show and A.J were sharing brownies, and Zack was eating a granola bar. It was so peaceful and quiet, just what they all needed.
"OH WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO, GOT TO DO WITH IT!"
They all turned to see Derrick singing along to his iPod. Kofi looked like he could kill just about anyone, Sheamus was starring at him like he had sprouted a second head, Big Show was rolling his eyes and Cody was silently willing himself to not kill him, or even Zack.
"What's love but a second hand emotion; What's love got to do, got to do with it?" Zack sang softly so they wouldn't be as mad at him
"WHO NEEDS A HEART, WHEN A HEART CAN BE BROKEN!" Derrick sang as he stood on the table they had been sitting at
A.J in fear of the moron losing his balance and falling on her stepped way away from him, Big Show placing a protective arm in fornt of her as well. Zack stood on a chair, and Cody and Kofi and Sheamus were there to make sure that if they fall they'd be caught -although Cody would much rather let the loser fall down to teach him a lesson, and Zack as well.
"It may seem to you that I'm acting confused when you're close to me," Derrick continued
"If I tend to look dazed I've read it someplace I've got cause to be," Zack continued,"There's a name for it, there's a phrase that fits."
"But whatever the reason you do it for me!" Derrick sang moving on the table, causing A.J to step back a bit more
"I've been taking on a new direction but I have to say..." Zack sang up to Derrick
"I've been thinking about my own protection It scares me to feel this way!" Derrick sang down to Zack
"WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO, GOT TO DO WITH IT!" they both sang -although everyone there would argue with that, what they heard wasn't singing, it was yelling something that cause everyone to cover their ears.
"I SWEAR TO YOU, IF YOU SO MUCH AS FALL OF MY GIRLFRIEND, I WILL MURDER YOU!"
They stopped singing to see a fuming CM Punk, he was about ready to kill the duet that had been giving the whole catering place a little show for their trouble. Kofi, Cody, Sheamus and Big Show smirked at his words, they even gave each other looks that said "he said the 'G' word". Even A.J was surprised at his words, she watched him carefully as he starred at the duet that had now stepped down from where they were and dashed off somewhere else.
He then turned to all of them and Big Show stepped out of the way for Punk to see A.J, he signaled for her to come and she did. She looked back at them and they waved goodbye. She then looked at Punk and they walked out of the room.
"You could have been hurt," he told her sternly
"I'm fine," she sighed, "I was just having fun."
"Fun?" he spat, "they could have fallen on you or something."
"You really need to get that pole out of your butt," she hissed
"Excuse me?" Punk snapped
"You heard me," she sneered at him, "I don't think I stuttered."
Punk found himself smirking before capturing the smaller girl in a kiss, not even noticing the brunette who had just walked into the hallway and had seen the couple. She had a sneer plastered on her face and she had no doubt that with time Punk would be all hers and A.J wouldn't be able to stop that.
"I'm so bored," Marigold whined for what was the 28th time in that single minute
Amy looked down at her and shook her head, "should have thought about that before you ran off."
Amy proceeded to walk towards the couch where Samantha Orton was located. She turned in her time-out chair to see Alanna on the other side of the room sitting down on a pink chair as well. The small girl had her back to her and was tracing 'figures' in the air.
"Pssst," Marigold whispered softly trying to get her attention -she was thankful the t.v was too loud
Alanna turned over and gave her a huge smile, then Marigold signaled for them to walk out of the room without the moms knowing. Alanna nodded and soon the girls were up and out of the room without any of them knowing they were gone. Alanna starred at Marigold and she held up her finger as she went back inside.
Alanna waited out there and soon Marigold came out with her backpack -which contained Henry inside. Then the girls were off on another adventure. Marigold made sure to pack more colorful hair dye and other things her 'big brother' Evan had given her. She never called him Uncle because of that fact that Evan -in her eyes- wasn't tall enough to be an uncle.
"Where we going?" Alanna asked
"To find some suckers," Marigold giggled
"Suckers," Alanna cheered
"Shh," Marigold hushed her, "mommy can't find out."
Alanna nodded and they walked towards the man with a clip board, they waited for him to put it down and once he did Marigold snatched it and ran off with Alanna. They stopped at an abandoned side and looked down at the map, "we gotta go find this room."
Alanna couldn't read, and Marigold barely could but she gave it her best effort that the room they were going to say Uncle John, although she wasn't quite sure. They ran off to the room following the twists and turns and then they spotted something -a small girl sitting in a big chair kicking her feet back and forth.
Marigold grabbed Alanna's hand and placed the clip board in her backpack. They carefully walked up to the girl and she looked at them funny.
"Who are you?" she asked
"I'm Marigold Copeland," Marigold told her, "and this is Alanna Orton."
"Oh," the small girl hopped off the crate and extended her small hand out, "I'm Aurora Rose Levesque."
"Nice to meet you," Marigold told her shaking her hand
Aurora then extended her hand out to Alanna and the smaller girl shook it. The girls starred at each other for quite sometime before Aurora smirked, "wanna go mess with Micheal buttface?"
"Micheal buttface?" Alanna questioned
Aurora disappeared into a room and came out with a small backpack, much like Marigold's. Except hers contained a stuffed hippo instead of a stuffed giraffe.
"Nice Hippo," Marigold told her as she took Alanna's hand
"His name is Steven," she told her, "nice giraffe."
"His name is Henry," she smiled brightly
The three girls walked until they found a man who was wearing a suit. He looked very important in Marigold's eyes, as her daddy only wore those when he had important stuff to do, so she was guessing this man did too. They hid behind a crate and waited for their cue.
"Light on that, please," he told the make-up artist, "I'M THE VOICE OF THE WWE."
Marigold smirked as the stylist person walked off to find something, since his eyes were closed he never noticed when Marigold replace his bottle of light tanning bronzer with a really orange one that Aurora had provided them. The Aurora switched his hair dye with a really bright red hair dye and went back to her place. Alanna was then one who would write something on the back of his blazer, since she was only four she needed help, so Aurora asked if she knew how to spell 'poopy' and she did.
The two girls stood with Alanna and wrote the rest, they smirked at their work and ran off without another word. They looked for another victim to terrorize when they spotted Eve Torres, Marigold looked at Aurora and she smirked.
"I got and idea," she giggled
The three girls made the plan and soon enough Alanna was walking up to her, as she did that Marigold went behind her and gently cut a hole in her dress. Then Aurora placed a sticky note on her back gently, neither of them knowing she'd be out for a segment in short minutes.
The girls walked off and Alanna wiped her eyes and walked away from Eve like nothing happened. The girls were laughing hysterically along with Alanna.
"Lookie," Alanna pointed to the scream where the woman they'd just pranked came out
As she walked into the ring she was being laughed at, there was a giant hole were in her dress -the part that covered her butt- and she had a sticky note on her back as well, and it read: I'm a stupid doody head. Eve looked extremely pissed off at them laughing at her.
Soon the camera revealed Micheal Cole running to his chair frantically, his hair was bright red -not even close to been un-noticed- and his skin was bright orange. The girls collapsed in a head of giggles at his blazer that read "I'm a poopy head'. The girls ran off to find more people to prank and soon they found a office that had a very big sign on it.
"What's it say?" Alanna asked
"K-K...ane," Marigold read, "Kane?"
"I got an idea," Aurora smiled as she whispered in the girls' ears
They nodded and ran off with her to find what they were looking for, a large tub of super glue witch had been used to repair something here. They carried it together to the door and Aurora, Alanna and Marigold started to use the brushes they had found inside of the thing and began to spread it in front of the doorway. After they finished they smirked and carried the tub back to it's place and waited patiently as Kane stepped in it and was soon stuck.
The girls giggled and ran off so no one would catch them, and that's when they found the biggest guy ever, and Alanna was the one who suggested they turn his skin orange. The girls giggled and entered his locker room, spilling the shampoo out of it's bottle and placing the same tanning bronzer in the container.
They ran out and continued on their rampage, by now no one was safe.
Punk had just finished his match with a very pissed off Alberto Del Rio, and he could see why. His trunks were now bedazzled and had pink them. He had laughed at the sight, but that had only managed to make Alberto even more mad.
As he walked backstage he saw the weirdest things, Johnny Curtis still having rainbow hair, but now had bedazzled trunks. Darren Young had bleached hair, someone how Layla and Cody were all tied up, he had been guessing this mysterious pranker had gotten them while they were kissing as they were facing each other, Santino was glued to the floor along with Kane.
He watched them trying not to laugh, for the fear of being chased, then again.
"Nice going," Punk told Kane and Santino
He kept walking and soon found Vickie Guerrero on the floor crying, and Dolph standing up with an annoyed look on his face, Punk was guessing she had been glued to the floor by her cheek and Dolph had been caught too and apparently, this pranker had enough time to pull his shorts down.
"Hey!"
He turned to see A.J standing there looking very innocent, "did you do this?"
"No, this isn't my handy work, but it sure would have been cool if it was," she smiled brightly
"Then who did this?" he asked
"Don't know, Paul and Vince are looking around for the trouble makers, everyone thought it was Santino until he was found stuck in glue," she sighed softly
"Who else has been damaged of their pride," he asked
"I think King got his crown stuck to his head," she shrugged
"Who ever these people are, when we meet them I will hug them and high five them for being such masters," he laughed
"They're going to be in a lot of trouble," she laughed
"They're harmless pranks," he told her
"R-truth almost got his hair burned off," she laughed
"No way!" Punk asked looking around
"I'm surprised you haven't been pranked, your the wwe champion," she chuckled
"No one would dare touch me," he laughed
Soon a storming Mark Henry walked through the hallways, looking much brighter than usual.
"Oh my God," A.J whispered covering her mouth
"Holly crap," Punk began to burst out laughing
Soon however they heard giggling, and they turned to see a group of small girls running towards them. And chasing after them was Paul and Vince. The girls stopped once they reached the people they had pranked, who looked at them curiously.
"Well morons," Vince started, "this is the mystery pranker."
They all starred at them wide eye, three little girls had managed to completely humiliate them. They looked at them and laughed, they each gave each other a highfive and hugged each other tightly.
"We got you good," Marigold teased
"You look very orange," Aurora laughed at Mark
"Orange!" Alanna squealed
"Girls," Paul kneeled to their height, "YOU ARE ALL IN SO MUCH TROUBLE, ESPECIALLY YOU AURORA ROSE."
The girls flinched and soon Amy, Edge, Randy and Sam were running up to the trio. Marigold looked at her parents and Alanna's parents and her eyes went wide, she looked at Aurora who was being scolded by her father.
"MARIGOLD COPELAND," Amy yelled causing Marigold to yell
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," she screamed at the top of her lungs
"Alanna, you know better," Sam told her causing the small girl to follow Marigold's lead and soon Aurora was doing the same thing
After a while they became quiet and Adam picked up Marigold, promising her that she would be punished once they returned home. Alanna was being punished as well for running off and pranking people like she had. Aurora had gotten the shorter end of the stick as she wasn't allowed to visit wwe anymore for quite sometime, but the three girls were promised a sleepover together in the near future. Each parent silently hoping they wouldn't be the hosts.
The drive home was very bothersome as A.J felt too tired but for some reason couldn't find it in her to sleep. She looked at Punk who was driving and tapping on the steering wheel lightly to his music. He finally caught her gaze and smiled.
"Hey there," he chuckled
"Hey," she smiled
"You should sleep," he told her
"I would but for some reason I can't," she told him
"Then lets think about something to do, while we drive for about five more hours," he told her
"We haven't named the twins," she suggested
"Ah, right, the naming," he sighed, "lets name them both Phil Jack and be done with this."
"One of the happens to be a girl, and I thought you didn't like your name," she told him while pulling her book of baby names out
"Yeah, but it's the principle of the matter, it has to be named after the father," he told her sternly
"It does not," she laughed, "you aren't named after your dad."
"That man isn't my dad," he told her sternly, "but at the same time, good thing we aren't named after each other."
"Phil," she sighed
"He wasn't man enough to follow this rule," he told her sternly
"I don't know, Phil Brooks," she giggled, "you sure you wanna name your kid that?"
"Yeah," he told her bluntly
"Lets just brainstorm, okay?" she smiled sweetly up at him, "lets start with a girl."
"Oh I have great ones for her," Punk told her
"I'm sure you do," she laughed and somehow found herself holding his right hand tightly
Someone suggested we use one of Triple H's [Paul] kids and we used the eldest of the trio, Aurora Rose, who in reality is about four I believe, but in this story she and Marigold are the same age.
We got a lot of votes for the baby names poll and the winners of the poll were sort of [but not really] expected to win. I think they will fit perfectly with each twin. Smackdown tonight, ready to see what Christian digs out on the peep show -if you already know, no spoilers please. Thank you. Sam has an important announcement, so listen up! - Eleanor [Cheese Cake]
Very Important, please read: Now that I have your attention, I'm making a contest where the winner makes an appearance in the story for about two or three chapters as CM Punk's cousin, or maybe even A.J's cousin, one of those or you could pick a role, as long as it isn't sister or brother for either. Okay, to win the contest you must simply make an mv or write a one-shot and the one that we like the most will win, and maybe since we're doing mv's and a one-shot I might have two people win and then maybe I'll turn them into something else, but we'll see? If you're interested PM me please! [If you choose to make an MV we'd love if you used one of these songs, Never Say Never -The Fray, Both of Us - B.O.B ft Taylor Swift, Wonderwall -Oasis, or You and Me -Lifehouse. But you can use any song you want.]
And someone had given us a link on their review for an mv, but we couldn't open it, Would that person mind sending us a PM? We'd really like to see it as we weren't able to, if not could you just give us your youtube username so we can check it out?
