a/n: Eating a sandwich my brother made me while I typed this. Buah hahaha. I am truly the eptidamy of evil. Anywho, all entries are due today after tomorrow I will NOT take them.

Alright thanks for all your reviews and to the people who just started reading: WELCOME.

Muah x - Sammy x

Disclaimer: Not owning WWE means having to put up with crap storylines about A.J almost marrying a certain goat face and not having a certain pipebomb appear - so there.


Fix You


"No, I'm serious she really smiled!"

Zack had been ranting about Alee's new found talent that he had brought upon while beating up Bateman. No one believed him though because Alee Brooks was the toughest nut to crack of the duo, she wouldn't smile even if her life depended on it.

"Man, come on get real," Cody laughed, "she's more serious than Kane over there."

"I HEARD THAT."

Cody ducked down and made sure the Big Red Monster wasn't behind him before looking back at Zack, "Alee doesn't smile -maybe you thought it was because of your problem."

"Problem?" Zack repeated looking offended

"You know, you can be a bit...delusional," Cody told him

"This is about the hobbit I saw in my room," Zack snapped

"No, man...yes, it is."

"Well, I will have you know that he was very much there and alive," Zack told him as a matter-of-fact

Cody placed a hand on his face and groaned, he then turned to Sheamus who was listening to them amused by the turn out. He took a bite out of his sandwich and laughed at Cody who was now banging his head on the wooden table causing Zack to stare at him like if he was possessed.

"I hate to take sides, lass," Sheamus started as he swallowed his food, "but Cody here is right."

"TOLD YA," Cody replied but it came out muffled since his face was on the table

"Alee smiled, wanna see?" he asked standing up

"If it gets you to shut up...yes," Cody replied standing up

"I'm wanna see this too," Sheamus declared standing up as well

The boys went to find Eve who was now in charge of the twins since Kofi, John, A.J and Punk were no where in sight. They went to the locker room and opened the door to find Eve sleeping on the couch with Alee and Phillip who was wide away. Zack groaned and Cody smirked.

"Well then," Cody chuckled

"This isn't over," Zack told him

"Oh but it is," Cody smirked as he walked away

Sheamus stood there awkwardly for a few minutes before he got a text, Zack watched as his eyes scanned the message his lips forming a wide smile. Zack chuckled and Sheamus looked at him strangely, "I'll see ya' around."

With that the Great White left in the direction Cody had gone, Zack turned back and went to pick Phillip up. As he reached down he caught smell of her perfume and it felt too familiar as he starred down at her, everything about her was just as it was before. He reached out and removed the small curl that had managed to settle itself on her face, as he did her lips formed a small smile. He picked Phillip up and walked out of the room before such proximities made him delusional, she wasn't here for him again -not that she had been there the first time.


A.J hadn't found it in her to let go of Phil yet, it seemed like a trap to her. Letting him go would mean the possibility of losing him once more and she couldn't cope with that again. Punk chuckled as he starred down at the top of her head.

"We gotta go," he chuckled, "you are pregnant and that is just-"

"I'm not pregnant," she told him backing away from him

"But when I left you, you were and what happened?" he asked softly fearing the worst

"Oh they are with Zack and Eve," she smiled brightly, "no big deal."

"They?" Punk asked feeling quite nervous

"Twins," she smiled

"Twins?"

"Yep," she chuckled, "Derrick guessed correctly."

"Remind me to beat him up," Punk groaned

"I shall," she smirked

"So what are they like?" he asked going back to the twins

"Lets go find out," she smiled sweetly

He nodded and hoped off the table, he grasped her hand and smiled. She was holding onto him for dear life, and when they stepped outside they caught sight of John and Kofi sleeping. She groaned and Punk chuckled, John was sleeping on the floor and Kofi was sleeping against the wall with a book firmly held against his chest.

"Johnathan, Kofi toffi," she smiled trying to wake them but when they didn't wake she frowned

"Lets leav-"

"WAKE UP, MAGGOTS."

John woke up startled as he starred up at A.J and Punk and Kofi only yawned and carefully woke up. She chuckled as they stood, Kofi still holding onto the book for dear life and they went to their separate locker rooms. Punk was growing nervous as they stepped into their locker room, he chuckled upon seeing Eve sleeping on the couch with a small baby in her arms, the baby had a pale pink blanket and she was holding onto Eve's hair pretty tightly.

"Eve?" A.J whispered

Almost instantly Eve woke up and chuckled, "Sorry, they wore me out."

"It's fine, they have that effect," she chuckled

Punk starred at the bundle in her hands and she smiled up at him, "how you doing champ?"

"Better," he chuckled, "I don't quite remember you two being friends though."

"Huh?" Eve asked looking at A.J

"He's back," she chuckled

"Oh my gosh," Eve smiled brightly, "about dam time."

"Gee thanks," Punk replied

Eve watched as Punk starred intently at the small girl in his hands, and soon the small baby began to fidget and fuss. Eve stood up and smiled at him, "want to hold her?"

Punk nodded his head quickly and reached his arms out, Eve handed the small girl over to him who was now starring up at him intently, he smiled down at her and she made a small noise. Punk couldn't believe he had made something this cute, she was truly beautiful.

"What's her name?" he asked

"That's Alee Raene," A.J smiled

Punk held the small girl carefully, afraid any sudden movement would break her into a million pieces. He sat down on the couch and kept starring down at her. A.J smiled down at how attached Punk looked all of the sudden.

"I'm your daddy," Punk told the baby

"I'll find Zack," Eve smiled heading out

"But that's silly cause you already knew that," Punk smiled as he placed his finger in her small hand

A.J chuckled at Punk and he smirked up at her before looking back down at the small girl, this just went to prove that everything was different now. It wasn't about making sure he got the biggest and most baddest feuds and promos in the company, now it was about keeping his family happy and safe.


Zack and Phillip had roamed the hallways for several minutes for some reason however he had no account for what he was doing he was just walking with a certain brunette clouding his mind. It was weird to think that after what happened he could find it in him to think of her and keep her near, but he knew better than that. Girls like that don't change, no one really changes in reality.

"Zack!"

He turned to see her run up to him, her heels clicking on the floor as she caught up to him. He smiled at her and she smiled before reaching for Phillip. He arched an eyebrow before handing the small boy over to her who in turn squealed upon seeing her.

"Hey there, baby," she cooed, "daddy wants to meet you."

"Meet him?" Zack asked confused

"He's back," Eve chuckled

"Finally," Zack replied

"Yeah," she smiled

There it was, the smile that lit up the whole room and just made everything disappear from sight. Zack couldn't believe how weak his resolve was when it came to her, she could break down any walls he had built up in mere seconds and he knew that couldn't only ensue more pain in the near future.

"Want me to go ..with you," he asked her

"Um..sure," she smiled sweetly

He walked behind her watching her carefully, he couldn't face her or be next to her. It was lethal, he knew with a simple look he'd be under that spell she had him in when this all began. It was funny to be so guarded when it came to her because the only moment he ever felt alive was when they were together and then she took it away like it meant nothing.

They reached the locker room and she knocked they waited for a few seconds then A.J opened the door and they walked in. He noticed the smirk playing A.J's lips and chuckled to himself, she was in on his feelings -she always had been since he could never really hide what he felt around A.J. To A.J he was an open book just spilling secrets and feelings about himself.

He watched Punk take the small boy in his hands as well, "and his name?"

"Phillip," she smirked

"Oh yeah, told you the boy was going to be named after me," Punk chuckled kissing the top of the boys head

"He is just like you," Eve smiled sweetly

"Yeah, bro," Zack added causing Eve to look at him and give him a small smile

After a while they headed out and left the small family to get everything sorted out. Eve looked at Zack carefully as they walked by each other she had a milliong things she wanted to tell him, a million kisses she'd been dying to give him but she knew better than to rush him into something he didn't want and the same time there was something pulling at her that kept saying that maybe this time around he would play her, as she'd been told plenty of times before: Payback's a bitch.

"So are you going back to the hotel?" Zack asked

She looked at him and nodded, "yeah, I'm sleepy."

"Oh cool," he chuckled nervously

"I guess," she replied shrugging, "are you going back?"

"Yeah, might as well," he replied scratching the back of his head

"Cool," she smiled at him

"I need to know what you feel for me," he finally blurted out

She looked at him and she sighed softly, "I don't know."

"How do you no-"

"I just don't know," she replied, "sometimes I feel like I want to be with you and-"

"That's all I needed to know," he cut her off

Before she could respond however he had her backed against the wall and his lips were on hers. She felt shocked for a minute and didn't kiss back but somehow relaxed and managed to kiss him back. That was it for Zack all the feelings he'd been putting off rushed back to him and he kissed her more roughly. He needed her, it was pathetic of him to think otherwise. She pulled him closer and he smirked against her lips, he knew she wanted him as much as he did her.

"WELL."

Eve gasped and they pulled apart, standing there very smug looking was Derrick Bateman and next to him eating a donut was Johnny Curtis. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Eve place her small hand on her lips as if wondering if what happened a few minutes ago was real.

"Were you gonna get weird?" Johnny asked taking another bite out of his donut

"HELL YEAH THEY WERE," Derrick smirked

"I have to go, Zack," she whispered

Before he could reply she was already running down the hallways and Zack swore he heard faint sobs. He turned back to see Derrick and Johnny dancing and singing.

"SHAWTY GET LOOSE," Johnny sang doing 'the sprinkler'.

"BABY DO WHAT YOU DO LET ME SEE YOU LET DOWN YOUR HAIR!" Derrick replied doing Eve's booty pop

Zack groaned and went to find Eve, there was a reason that Derrick would disappear and perhaps be found dead tomorrow morning and he would be the cause. But for now he couldn't be bothered with the annoying duo -besides 'Zateman' was way better than 'Curteman'. He sighed deeply as he ran after a woman he so desperately needed with him at the moment.

"SHAWTY GET LOOSE."

"TAKE THE DANCE FLOOR AND ACT LIKE THERES NO ONE ELSE IN HURRR," Derrick continued as Sheamus walked by them

"SHAWTY GET LOOSE."

"CRUMP, CLOWN, BREAK IT ON DOWN, BABY DO YOUR THING," Derrick continued trying to pop and lock infront of Sheamus who starred at them like they were weird -which they were

"SHAWTY GET LOOSE."

"P-H-A-T, PHAT, BABY I AIN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD BRING IT DOWN LIKE THAT!" Derrick fist pumped and almost punched Sheamus who growled at him, "That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that."

"SHAWTY GET LOOSE," Johnny replied with his mouth full of donut

""That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that."

"SHAWTY GET LOOSE."

"You have no idea how much I want to kill you right now," Sheamus gritted his teeth as the duo continued to dance


A.J and Punk managed to make it back to the hotel without the twins crying their eyes out. Punk however wouldn't mind, this was exciting he had his little family complete now. All he needed however was that happily ever after -which could only mean the big question.

"I'm tired," A.J yawned

"My neck hurts," Punk replied

"Sorry," she mumbled

"Oh no worries, but just know every time we kiss I will forever live with the fear of being thrown into a table," he told her seriously

"All men should live with that fear," she told him, "I know Derrick does."

"Derrick has issues," he replied

"I know," she agreed

"You know I'm happy everything worked out," he replied taking her hand

"Me too," she smiled, "now we are really a family."

"That we are," he replied bringing her hand up to his lips and placing a small kiss on it

For the first time in a long time Punk finally felt like his life was complete and that nothing was missing. He had a beautiful girlfriend who he knew would be his wife shortly and two beautiful babies who were the reason he would try his hardest to be the perfect person and nothing could go wrong.

"You know I love you," Punk told her

"Of course I know," A.J smiled, "and I love you."

"More than anything," he whispered


Hope you liked it, that's it for today. Again, all entries due today I'm not taking them tomorrow. Okay?

Oh someone PM'd me about the inspiration of 'Zateman' being the way they are so here is the 'answer'. 'Zateman' is basically the reincarnation of my brother and his bestfriend. They are always singing songs and the songs I usually use for 'Zateman' are some of the songs my brother and his bestfriend sing while playing Skyrim or MW3. It's amusing to watch -except for when you are trying to write a story. ^

Well please review, alert, favorite...etc. Elle sends her love, she's getting her brace thing-a-ma-bob off today and should be up and dancing super soon!

Lots of love - Sammy x